One Liners We’re Thankful For 🙏 Golden Girls 

"Blanche, wake up, my wife's home" 😂😂😂😂

Rose: “Can I ask a dumb question?” Dorothy: “Better than anyone i know” My absolute favorite!

Rose says the funniest lines! “Dorothy, was Sophia naked just now or does her dress really need ironing?” Lmao!

My fav one was when Rose said to a dog "I know how you feel... I live with 2 bitches myself" 🤣

“My mistake, I thought since you look like Yoda you were also wise.” 😆😂🤣

the "better late than pregnant" line in my opinion is the best joke in any tv show. Literally didn't miss a single beat.

Honestly, the best part about Rose’s “underwear in the big pile” line is the fact that she said it WITHOUT EVEN LOOKING UP FROM WHAT SHE WAS DOING🤩🤩🔥🔥🔥

"Go hug a landmine" is one of the best ones! 😂😂

"In what, Blanche, dog years?"

“Stanley you truly are one chromosome away from being a potato” I LOVE IT😂😂

“Trying to find your underwear in the big pile?” LMAO! 😱💀

The last one ALWAYS gets me. Way to go Rose!

My favorite wasn’t included in this, but it was when Dorothy was working as a waitress: “I don’t care if you have a pulse, much less a good day”

"Im as jumpy as a virgin at a prison rodeo" 😂😂

"Eat dirt and die, trash" I felt that in my soul 😂😂

4:24 I *KNEW* they'd edit out the best line from that scene. Rose: "I'm not one to blow my own verturgen-furgen." Sophia: "I can't even reach mine!"

"You're a furry little gnome, and we feed you too much" I think I said that to my husband once...and it's still true 🤣

"Hypersexual b*tch" will always be the best Rose quote/burn to me 😂😂

@1:14 my favorite line from Blanche, "EAT DIRT AND DIE TRASH" I literally was thinking of that line earlier and was looking like a fool laughing on the train mad randomly 🤣😂

“Wake Up N’ Smell The Coffee, Ya FOSSIL!!” - Sophie Petrillo.

Rose’s one liners was always the best because she was so sweet and naïve

R.I.P. Betty White 😭 Thank you for being a friend. Now you're reunited with the rest of the girls.

You've missed one: Blanche - “I don’t want to be treated as your equal.” Jerry - “You don’t?” Blanche - “I want to be treated a lot better than you.” Episode: The Commitments 7x16

Dorothy's comment to Blanche about her boy friend being nearly 5 years younger than her........ "What Blanche, in dog years?" ......... puts me on the floor every time!!🤣🤣🤣

Dorothy always was the 'Queen' of the comeback.

You missed my favorite: "Apparently, I'm not limber enough!" **Looks to Dorothy for burn approval**

I actually used one of Blanche’s lines once! I was around my friends waiting to hear back from a job offer and I said “I’m as jumpy as a virgin at a prison rodeo!” Half of my friends laughed until they cried! The other half were too shocked to say anything!

"Trying to find your underwear in the big pile" one of the best lines delivered in TV history.

“This is strictly off the record, but Derek is nearly five years younger than I am.” Dorothy’s face while saying XDXDXDXD “In what, Blanche, dog years?”

The whole show was great and , it had amazing writers and gifted actresses who brought to life to these awesome characters. Today it's hard to find a show with such a high level

We need a book with these one liners

"My mistake. I thought that since you look like Yoda that were also wise" LMAO!!!!!!!

The writing was A++, combined with four fantastic actresses equaled this superior TV show I never get tired of seeing. I am sad realizing all these ladies have passed on. Their legacy lives.

"I tried to handle the situation like a lady, I waved to her with my foot over Bobby Joe's shoulder" is my favourite blanche quote😂

I’m 17 and I can proudly say that I’ve watched this show, I’m glad I gave the show a chance!

"Go hug a landmine" The best.

The writers for this show are some of the best in sitcom history.

Rip Betty White. ❤ Thank you for being all our friend.

There are not many shows where you could watch the episodes 50 times and still laugh every time. Its a fantastic show

“DOROTHY! I’ve just discovered a great new way to meet more men!” 😂

Blanche: "I oughtta meet men lying down" Sophia: "I thought you did"

They forgot this part. Blanche: “why don’t I show Mr Vaughn the theater since I have the most experience here” Dorothy: “Blanche the parking lot doesn’t count. “ 🤣

That show was a classic, all four of them were so very funny.

"Trying to find your underwear in the big pile" and then the look on Blanche's face - so funny😂

Blanche: My mistake, I thought since you looked like Yoda you were also wise🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

I liked all the Golden Girls but my favorite was Sophia Petrillo

"Go hug a landmine!" timeless classic ! :-)

My favourite was when Blanche was trying to pry Sophias date from her and said she was going to the bathtub to sit in just enough water to cover her sultry breasts and Sophia said "You're only going to sit in an inch of water?!" 😂

Golden Girls will always be my favorite show of all time!!!

RIP Betty… now the combo is complete again in Heaven… 😭😭

I used to watch this with my grandmother before she passed. Good times.

I love this show so very much! It still holds up and it's 2020!

Love the golden girls they really made being at home easier when I was in isolation earlier this year.

This show really seems to have the best, funniest oneliners and even better with the great acting from the ladies.

I am so glad I finally woke up to how amazing this show really is.

I love you Rue!💖 rest in paradise dear...hi Betty!! 👋

"She's upset because they keep changing the taste of Coke!"

This show is truly a classic. Comedic timing was impeccable! The cast executed effortlessly.

“I outta have you horse whipped!” and, “shut up you trash!” Are my absolute favorites from “Blanche” 💫

I just finished watching all seasons of this show! Way before it's time. And my girlfriend is DEFINITELY a Blanche 😄😄😄

It‘s so funny. I laugh every time ❤️😂🤣

The Golden Girls Rock On 2020!💋💋💋💋💋💋💋😍😍😍😍😍😍😍💋💋💋💋💋💋💋

Watched them then and still watch when I come across the show. Hysterical belly laughs.❤

“Rose did you take much acid in the 60s?” My favorites are: “You were snoring so loud I had to turn you from the drapes so you wouldn’t inhale them!” “Linguini for brains” “The Bible is a done deal!”

“I thought since you looked like Yoda you were also wise” was the best one in my opinion.

Rose was always my childhood favourite, I always wanted her as a gran, she was so adorable but had a waspish streak coupled with innocence and lovely fluffy hair. Dorothy next, she's insanely attractive and fascinating. Such a great, sharp, adorable and zippy series, never grows old.

"In what Blanche, dog years? " this still cracks me up.😁

The last clip was always one of my favorites. I have all 7 seasons of The Golden Girls and I've seen every episode several hundred times over the years.

my mind isnt quick enough for one-liners! these women should have raised me

the golden girls are so amazing

You knew Dorothy was going to deliver a Grade-A burn when she stared the person down for a couple of seconds before going in for the kill lol. Bea Arthur was a legend.

O I just love the golden girls. In the summer, my Mother and her friends used to sit outside in the sun, but when the Golden Girls were on, they all went inside to watch them and just laugh. Great memories!

It's been forever since I've heard the line, "the sl** is dead, long live the sl**."

“More men?! You’re going to need a turnstile in your bedroom!”

R.I.P Betty White.

Bea Arthur definitely had the best lines 😂. Her delivery alone made everything legendary.

Go hug a landline………..I love that one

Rose's last comment always gets me laughing. 😂😂😂. Thanks for sharing

Dorothy had some great one liners. All the ladies were funny on that show

"Eat dirty and die trash.." Blanche would have loved twitter!!!

1: You cut Sophia off before she could say "I can't even reach mine!" after Rose says she's not one to blow her own vertubenflugen. 2: "I am stunned. Just stunned. Stunned is the only to describe how... stunned I am!" 3: "If the Egyptians built the pyramids, we can move this toilet." "Fine; get me 20,000 Hebrews, and I'll have it out of here in no time." Too many to count! Great list, though!

I’m glad that the ladies are back together again up there :,)

I'm as jumpy as a virgin at a prison rodeo!!😂😂😂 The best!!

These Golden Girls posts are totally cheering me up! The writing was amazing. Not to mention the performances.

"Ladies and Gentlemen... Roy Orbison"

as someone who has a degree in psychology, I can tell you, rose is actually right.

When Blanche told Sophia she looked like Yoda, I almost lost it. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

"I'm as jumpy as a virgin at a prison rodeo" LOL!!!! Classic

I don't care how many times I see these clips on youtube, I always get a laugh.

One time, feeling very impressed with myself for being like Dorothy, I replied to my boyfriend’s rudeness with, “Go hug a landmine!” *Then I remembered he and his family were war refugees* 💀💀💀💀

One of my favorites..... Blanche: "It is women's lot in life to bear the pain of childbirth." Rebecca: "What's men's lot in life?" Dorothy: "Their eyebrows grow together."

The two are the best from Rose 🤦‍♂️🤯💥🧝‍♀️: 1- "try to find your underwear in the big pile?" 2 - was Sophia naked just now or her dress needs ironing ?" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

The last one was in a league of its own. This was a funny show because it’s just so genuine in its harshness. The acting flows great amongst them

That scene with Blanche and Dorothy bump into each other in the corridor at night...was shown in the credits. At the part where the song said "invited everyone you knew". Never got the watch when it was aired.

A smile is harder to come by these days. thanks to whoever posted this treasure.

fasten your seatbelt, slutpuppy" is a pick-up line in Essex lol

Never has there been such a show since. Loved every episode and loved all the Golden Girls. Thank you ladies. - you brought a lot of joy to this world.

I am absolutely grateful for every mean, spiteful, vicious, life scarring jibe from each of these ladies ❤❤❤

Comedy gold! I'm so glad I grew up with these amazing women. RIP girls... Except Betty White of course. 🕊️

This show will never not be incredible or relevant. I will 100% be watching it with my children.