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Do these “sponsors” know the free content was late

Tim supported cancel culture when it came for his aunt.

thanks for all your hard work Ben!

You know what else is possible? They could stop putting dog and/or cat into their food. Then maybe "jokers" would receive nothing but blank stares when ribbing them about the soup. Eventually the "jokes" would go the way of the DoDo bird (i.e. extinct).

Not a hate crime, just another religious nut gone crazy.

So brave. Stand up to this homophobe nazi

@Louis Cyphre Brenden Schaub lmfao dude just sits there and watches funny people riff with one another while desperately trying to fit in. Did you see the one with Tim Dillon? Schaub was just kinda there, while Tim and Callen were absolutely killing

in his defense...he did tell us it was fake business

Hahahaha! I take it you horrible furniture as well...eh art, I mean . Lol

Every disease is based on the Germ Theory, which was the theory of ONE man over 100 years ago. It was never proven to be 100% valid, and has not even been QUESTIONED again. Why? In order for a theory to be valid, it must be reproduceable in each and every person 100% of the time. Every single person exposed to a "virus" MUST get sick from it 100% of the time, over and over again. It's how you PROVE a theory is valid. This was never done. Scientists used to think witches and witchcraft were valid!! Educated people?? hahaha!! If you cannot "catch" cancer, arthritis or diabetes from another person, then you cannot "catch" a cold or flu. There is no such thing that only SOME diseases are communicable, but not all. It's either all or none of them...they are all based on the same Germ Theory. If you can't "catch" someone's lung cancer, you can't "catch" their colds or flu. Upsetting and distressing events in a person's life is what cause ALL cancer and cancer-equivalent disease, cold, flu, pneumonia, bronchitis, etc. A massive fear campaign will CAUSE people to be "worried sick", but sickness doesn't happen until people resolve their fears. Why do you think kids get sick in October? Because their fear of going back to school and being upset about it finally dissolves, and they get back into their routines. What the media and government is doing to people is criminal. Western Medicine is pure fraud. I can't be the only person in this disgustingly brainwashed world who knows about German New Medicine.

Amen, I am considering watching SNL just to hear Tim deconstruct it

"It's not funny but also not meaningful in any way." Tim Dillon lays it down.

19:00

Stunningly correct.

@Louis Cyphre No one said the racism didn't exist & I don't think you can call them that...

@Louis Cyphre Racism against every race exists. What a non-sequitur.

@Louis Cyphre If racism doesn't exist then I want to become a Yakuza leader

Same

Same and I had kidney stones

easily the most rough bomb ive had to sit through

Ive never hated asians/anyone I now hate one asian after watching that.

@@Jb-wi7xq 😂😂😂😂😂😂

Still looks better than a biden...under those exact circumstances

Lol hope it’s water and not oil

@@sososo2881 that’s what you look like when you haven’t showered in days because you are full of cocaine

Tim is really phoning it in now that he has money

He's just a bit dewey. He needs a Jennifer Aniston fan carrier on set.

I remember back when their median income surpassed that of white Americans back in the '80s or whenever...dark times.

@@CornyBum pretty sure it still does

@R says the guy who assumes a person race, age and gender.

Sued? Someone should be in JAIL.

#bringbackdebtorsprisons

fire ben and hire david dobrik to produce the show

Someone needs to pay for this delay.

I heard there's a lawyer available in Long Island practicing from her parents basement.

Truer words have never been spoken

Words of wisdom

Life in the big city

Hell yeah brother

i wonder that. do homeless people go extra hard on the weekends or what?

Amen. It's gone down the drain to THIS hellhole in the last 10 years.

I only saw one skit and it was about NFTs. I hope Tim saw it. Would love his analysis on that one.

Bill burr killed it tho

@@jeremiahnovember2617 yeah zero credit to SNL for Bill Burr's amazing talent though. Yes or yes?

It just doesn't make sense to keep SNL going when the internet has clearly surpassed tv, and revealed it for what it is. I guess as tv continues to die out, one day we'll see a headline that says "Insert old and out dated business here failed, who knew?", and then you'll go about your day. Like Blockbuster.

Bingo!👍

This year’s gonna be a real knife fight, everyone.

Year is irrelevant in that statement buddy .

Just like Jenny Slate.

PUT HIM IN JAIL!!

Off to abu ghraib!!

Lynndie England is on her way for the post-tribunal torture punishment photo shoot.

Replace him with the obese morgue photography guy.

The pig may as well have called the hit himself.

Tim D must be stopped, by which I mean he should be forced to perform 24-7

Black Sabbath is cool.

She had it coming!

Well maybe she should have kept her MOUTH SHUT.

GODAWFUL

excruciating

I agree!

Should have had Shane do that monologue!

(skipped thru all the snl clips, & just listened to tim's commentary

I dont know why i am always reading the comments

Along with the alcohol and methamphetamines of course..

The day RU-vid kills the comment section (and they will) is the day RU-vid dies.

his act is actually much closer to the SNL of old than current SNL ever could be. Yes or YES?

Normies couldn't handle it. It'd get canceled before the end of the 1st episode.

100%

GET ARTHUR KWON LEE ON

It is for many of us

that is really not saying much..

lol the woke movement isn't funny at all so that helps

@Louis Cyphre maybe that’s why he’s the best thing going in comedy right now? Maybe the world needs a fat guy from Long Island to bring funny back?

@Louis Cyphre Your dedication to sh*ting on Tim Dillon fans is unseemly. I’ve seen you comment on a bunch his other videos in a similar manor, get a life.

True and yet you are selling him way short

Seth green is awesome! Not a fan of kids at all....

I dont think anybody else did either. Thank goodness telivision is dying.

Neither does Seth Green.

Seth Tween

Me neither. Shit was basic 15 years ago so I bet it's really good now

It didn't work on a serious level, and it definitely didn't work on a comedic level.

This would actually be hilarious

👏🤣

Or just falling asleep or looking at his phone constantly

Nailed it

I never liked that even when I was drunk

oof. hadn't thought of that lately. So, there's that now.

@@crusheen that's life in the big city for ya :U

can I *love* this

I mean who watches SNL at this point? If there is a funny bit I'll watch a clip of it but actually sitting down for the whole show is pointless. You know it's going to suck & be awkwardly PC. I had to fast forward this it was so cringe.

​@@jasonablah7702 Fast forwarding through Tim the Cumpig's videos is cringe

@@samus598 fast forwarding that snl skit whatever the fuck that was

Yeah that was fucking awful. Nothing worse than a dude who’s whole personality and bit is is I’m gay and I’m Asian.

Thank you! Can we tell the Schitts creek guy this now??

Norm is not funny SNL was always shit

@@mickporter1488 To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Norm’s dry comedic stylings. The humor is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Norm’s nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his jokes - his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realize that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Norm Macdonald truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Norm’s existencial catchphrase "Because the light was on," which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Norm Macdonald’s genius unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools... how I pity them. 😂 And yes by the way, I DO have a Norm Macdonald tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand.

@Panda Monium or so the germans would have us believe

@@mickporter1488 You don't have a doghouse do you?

@@mickporter1488 This Mick Porter fella couldn't hold a conversation at a bus stop with the dumbest janitor at the University of Science.

call off the black market NFT funded hit

I was holding out for 8 minutes before I cracked

No such thing as late when it comes to free entertainment

Tim will do what he wants and we will eat it up. Thats what makes him special.

Much more than 1 unfortunately.

That's homophobic.

@@HyborianAge youre homophobic

Lol wut?

@@dragonasspassingas8852 lol wut? Wuts a joke? Huh where am I? Who are you? Am I gay?

@Louis Cyphre yeeeaaahhh... but Norm told us SNL sucked like a decade or more ago... so we already knew that

FOR CHRIST, don't lick his taint when the cast drops this goddamn late! Just because he's the goat, doesn't mean he can take liberties like this.

Yes and yes

He's the highest possible level. We are all irrevocably spoiled for all other comedy.

@@richardkohn4153 The only thing Tim cares about is honoring our nation's promises to the Iraqi people

@Louis Cyphre Either your a bot or a meth addict.

I'm pretty sure that's human rights violation.

we don't want to kill them

It caused body aches..I had to fast forward..couldn't breathe.

Talented mr ripley going down

Knew I wasn't the only one who noticed

Huh... Interesting.

@Ricky that's part of why I love wearing a mask everyday at work

Life in the big city

@Ricky 🙇‍♂️

@@cdubsoptional7849 🤣

@Louis Cyphre nope.

Were they talking about the election being stolen? Probably not because it was a woke IG page.....

Another proof that this conspiracy theory might be true: both wearing green. And they hardly ever wear green.

But they talked about lil nas x, which was more recent

@@gabrielaaste6186 it’s a joke

30 Rock did that like 15 years ago. It was hilarious

Or setting both races back 20 years

@@roberts1770 ooo! ooo! Spot the racist - I win;D

Is it bad I didn’t even notice 🤣🤣

Same. I need it to get through the worst 2 hours of my life every Monday .

DaVinci also not gay stupid

@Louis Cyphre what? So every gay guy automatically has a boyfriend? what about all the straight guys who cant get laid?

@Louis Cyphre Tim doesn't have a boyfriend because he's fucking guys... He's not dating them

And joe rogan

Biden's Fireside Naps are so inspiring, just like FDR.

....I hear the boarder is pretty secluded...the Guantanamo Bay for comedians

@@markb4168 Guantanamo Bay? More like Abu Ghraib. They even have the cigarette girl.

@@eqx7168 facts! Good call EQ!

There was no plan to get this podcast out before Biden got into office.

oh god yes. That whole thing is such a shit show 🤦🏻‍♂️ what was that whole thing about scrubbing manicurist's feet? just a load of BS

@@giomjava Yes, what does he want? Some Karen's going into a nail salon & doing their feet?

@@whitexchina or would he prefer nobody gets a pedicure and the business goes bankrupt?

Imagine sitting around those writers rooms and just accepting that nothing they’re going to put out is going to be funny.

@@giomjava Business 101, don't open a salon and put foot scrub on the menu if you don't want to do it.

Why do you think they dont realize it? Maybe because the blacks are not mentioned in the title.

@@whyyynotttt theyre moving into bridgeport they dont give a fuck about white people 😂

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@@QuantumQuibbles Thanks!

That problem solves itself.

Ooohh my god LOL 😂

Hey, Ben has a wife. His wife pegs him.

Ben's actually Peggy Hill

@@Mrkevi123 While she is wearing a Tim Dillon mask...

I approve that name

I hope that bert dude gets locked up in Gitmo. Is the bit that his shirt is off? Christ help us

I honestly don't find Bert funny at all. His last Netflix special was about an hour too long.

Ya bert was that fat annoying kid in high school that was cool with the football team.

Bert Kreischer is INSUFFERABLE.

It's a real knife fight out here

Dennis you haven't spoken to your kids in 5 years, they called the other day, you were drunk, they hung up, they never want to speak to you again....

Need a refreshing polar pop cup of iced wine to go with it

Hi from Stockholm, Sweden 🇸🇪

And it works. All hail tim

@@herbythechef7624 I’m the syndrome & Tim Dillon sent me

Hey, he's a busy guy.

GTFOOHWTS 😂

@@DerpDerpityDerp my joke is funnier than that “comics” entire woke career.

Thank you

Should've*

reflecting...she should have kept that mouth shut...sad..but true AOC should take a tip from this tragedy.

Underrated comment

He literally said his name at the beginning of the podcast: Ben Avery.

His name is Laff Track McGee

lol could you imagine the reactions

Cancelling is never the answer, but Bowen should definitely be disinvited from the Woke circle-jerk

AARP for AAPIs and Application Programming Interfaces NOW! Christ I hate all these new acronyms. So many boring people trying to make themselves seem less boring by assimilating into the hive mind and trying to somehow attach themselves to either the struggles or achievements of others.

This should have more likes

Tarp is blue.

It’s a curtain.

what are you getting at? he used to do it in the patio with a just a table 🤦🤷

Tarp? It's a curtain. Are you blind?

Are you implying that it's not a studio?

Just how the Irish keep the Asians down, I guess.

And yet he probably did more to help Asians than Bowen

👍

Who else is he going to get his frustration out on? Punching Ben gets boring after a while

Conserv(ative)ing Chris. Is that what you tell yourself to allow yourself to laugh and accept that this gay man has the best jokes ?

can’t tell if ur being serious but i actually love when he does that

Pretty much bro.. this doesn't represent me at all.

Fat people didn’t exist back then

@@Feltonmeiser LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I would pay good money to see Tim sing Summer Loving

Err, that would be 'The Great Ray Kump' to you. Show some goddam respect

Listen to me!

Ishentome!

LISHTENTOME ... I didn't eat the lady I just bit her a little

@@josephdeseta he wush kunshcriptid!

Saw u on clubhouse

Lol Melissa you wildin

Melissa, you might be the greatest troll of a generation.

@Louis Cyphre Only racist people say that, but I’m sure this is a coincidence