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Can we sign a petition to have Tim’s rants be an AM radio show in the next grand theft auto? I mean it’s literally perfect

"What's very important for me, when I visit a natural area, is luxury."

Yay, I was gonna sleep, but nevermind.

The first 20 minutes of this podcast is better than 99% of other comedians’ specials.

44:20 Tim calling businesses is the most underrated segment on this show 💀💀

"Animals should be riding on jetskiis for the entertainment of people" ...classic Tim Dillon 😂🤣

The tour is over. However, Bens attempts at destroying this show are NOT over.

Tim comparing actors to koalas was perfect.

The way Tim linguistically paints a picture of a scenario is truly a work of comedy gold.

Tim Dillon's nature/hotel priorities 🤣🤣

"We have a private chef doing a 4 course meal, If its a 3 course meal! , i will burn that rainforest with a marlboro light" 🤣🤣🤣

“I don’t really care about nature and I don’t wanna really be near it in a way where it could impact me negatively in any way” - Founder of the first Rainforest Hotel on the Moon

Tim: "It sounds lovely" Hilton, Port Moresby: "...alright" You can tell that the poor lady is doing her best to dissuade you from going on a family holiday there without getting fired

My melatonin pills and Tim’s angry voice are literally fighting each other right now

"I like animals that have careers." -Tim J Dillon.

“I wish him well!” Haha Tim is so happy to use that. 26:19

JRR Tolkien, best conveyer of fantasy. Tim Dillon, best conveyer of reality.

I'm gonna start saving new episodes for when I'm in that "everything sucks and i wish i was unconscious" mood, it always hits better that way

What a sublime ending. Had to come from Spotify to comment this. I was at his show in Brisbane 2 days ago and it went WAAAAY over my already high expectations. Next day at ran into Ben and took a picture with him at the Brisbane airport. He was super nice, humble and easy to talk to. Told me about their plans to the Daintree, very low chances they’ll get poisoned there. Couldn’t see Tim at the airport cause he was at the VIP lounge destroying the furniture.

Tims ranting stories are the only thing that gets me ready for bedtime. Its like a raspy lullaby that calms like an infant child.

That Hornsby motel lady had me going through it. I went from laughing to crying thinking of this poor woman WANTING to stop you 'and your family' from coming there and the dark kind of shit she must have to deal with on a daily basis, back Into laughter when I hear tim go "will you give us machetes to defend ourselves?"

Tim I saw you live at The State Theatre in Sydney Australia (28/4/2022). Theatre was full and roaring with laughter the entire show. Do yourself a favor people as see Tim live. So dam funny I was laughing on my way home and my Uber driver thought I was nuts.

Funniest ep in a while. Tim is best when he's disillusioned and cynical.

"I've heard Port Moresby is very dangerous, is that true?" "*5 Second Sigh* LMAOOOOO

The tour is over, Tim survived. And he can't wait 'til he gets home To pass the time in his Austin home.

“calm down, relax and stop obsessing about things that are irrelevant” Great advice

Terrible day needed this .. thank you Timothy 🫡

Has Schaub ever asked Tim to walk him to his car? Yes or yes.

Highly recommend seeing Tim live, saw him in Melbourne and he killed it despite Ben coming on stage and trying to sabotage the show. Inshallah, I'm not straight etc

I like the audio episodes because I don’t have to watch Ben constantly try to sabotage Tim’s show and his career Now I can just listen to it happen (Also, shout-outs to Brisvegas 🇦🇺)

Had me creasing when he asked her on the phone if they would supply a machete for when they leave the hotel 🤣

Saw Tim in Sydney, and flash of Ben Avery filming Tim, the highlight was Ben arched over filming running backwards, finally doing some form of work

This will be one of the most underrated episodes. This was hilarious.

I hope Tim gets to kick off his next tour in the Port Moresby Hilton. Can't wait.

Just booked my honeymoon at the Hilton in Port Moresby! Great value

Life in the big city, life in the zoo, it’s all the same.

Tim is the jimmy saville of comedians, truly

I’ve already rewatched this over ten times. One of the greatest yet.

I couldn't sleep, checked my phone and saw Tim had a new episode. Guess I'm staying up a little while longer.

Oh shit Tim is recording this down the road from where I live - missed the Brisbane show due to being a filthy unvaxed Aussie, will be there next time

Dam Tim keeps taking jabs at the South Africans, As a South African it is well placed

I'm working an overnight shift at work and it smells like manure. Glad the pig came calling.

"I like a kangaroo. It does things. it punches people. It hops. It does things!"

Hey Tim! Loved seeing you live! Great show!

You were on fire in Sydney, Timmy D! Such a great show

As an Australian and someone who grew up and still to this day idolises Steve Irwin am glad Tim said nothing too disparaging about my boy steve, much love and if your shows dIddnt require being vaxxed then I’d be there but life’s a travesty

I’m a fat screeching realtor and I listen to Tim on Mondays to hype myself up for the dismal week ahead 🤗 Also, can we please get back into that gorgeous studio set 😍

Tim genuinely wanting to see the confluence of two rivers for its natural beauty is shocking and hilarious to me

This is one of the all time great episodes so far

It's crazy how funny these last couple episodes have been. This man takes in life experiences and spits out comedy. It's incredible

Tim has delivered just in time for Eid ! Tim is a good man. 😎👍

Ben: There's no snakes and stuff in there? Tim: I don't know about thaaaaaaT

How Tim answered his hotel rooms phone is identical to how my dad answers when I call…”WHAT?!”

The thing about the zookeepers is the same with farmers. So many people assert that dairy farmers are cruel, they hurt the cows etc... Every dairy farmer ive met has cared deeply for their animals and has done everything they can to make them as comfortable and well cared for as possible

One of the best things about Tim’s show is there is a guarantee no RU-vid ads on the video. Bless this (insert word ending in ist)

Keep it up man favorite thing to listen to before bed.

Ahhhh Tim's a balm for my soul, thank you, sir.

"I'm Westerner, I'm not marching to the capital " 🤣🤣🤣

This is becoming one of my most anticipated weekly show. Thanks Tim for what you do!

The segment where he called the hotel in Port Moresby was incredible. I lived in neighboring Indonesia for about 15 years and I’ve been to the Indonesian half of New Guinea. Probably the most beautiful place I’ve ever been. But many of the towns and cities there are dry, either by federal government mandate or because the local citizens voted for it. Why? Much like Native Americans, the Papuan people (maybe all Melanesians) have a genetic trait that affects their ability to cope with alcohol and they become heavily addicted to it. From my experience, Papuans are the most wonderful people I’ve met anywhere I’ve ever been (that’s saying a lot to go beyond the level of kindness shown by Indonesians). But I have run across several drunk Papuans and it is a completely different story. Picture someone in the throes of a severe PCP trip. In the seven years I lived in Jakarta, I came across a lot of guys who worked in security firms. Usually for mining ops and gas exploration. Quite a few had been over the border to PNG (New Guinea is one of the most mineral rich pieces of land on the planet) and all had tales to tell about how the cities there - particularly Port Moresby - were truly scary. They did not go the route of alcohol prohibition, and while Indonesia and the Dutch before slowly and systematically tried to steer the people away from everlasting tribal warfare, the Australians did not do the same when PNG was a protectorate in the decades following WWII. So you have a population of incredibly poor people watching their nations natural abundance being pilfered by rich countries, the wounds of tribal conflicts are very fresh, and they are on the sauce. Cities like Lae and Madang can be dicey, but Port Moresby is really no joke. You do not leave hotels unless it’s to go to embassies or corporate compounds. All essentially have paramilitaries protecting them. If you do go from one to the other, you’re in a vehicle designed for it (i.e. bulletproofed). Not the place to fuck around at all. So I love the idea of Tim bringing the kids over the summer!

Whitney is like 5 years away from changing herself into a cat like Maureen Ponderosa

I miss when Tim subtlety roasts his advertisers.

ooo thank you Tim, i was afraid i will have to go another week without u, u rock:)

Ben: Putin's undergoing cancer surgery. Tim: I wish him well 😍

Hey dude!!! I saw your show at QPAC last night and it was gold!! Thanks for a good night 😁 Also - Enjoy Port Douglas.. you will be able to literally taste the air around your face it's that humid

Lmao this is like the exact opposite of listening to a Terrance Mckenna lecture 😂😂

Was at your late show lastnight... Il never forget it.. was awesome!

The rant at the end is an instant classic!

Ben's constant outbursts are uncalled for... Time for Tim to address this ongoing issue before it's too late for all of us...

wasnt ready for tim to ask her for a machete🤣

At the end, when Tim is calming Ben down, I can tell he's done the same for his mother

As an Aussie I’ve been waiting to hear your take on Australia! I missed out on tickets for your Sydney show so I hope you’ll be back in the near future 😊

Happy landings. Enjoyed the Dublin gig, especially getting lost trying to find the fucking hotel afterwards. Cheers.

Saw you in Sydney, never went to something alone before and usually regret not just going. After watching you for years now I couldn’t miss it and I’m so glad I went, hilarious night and you killed it. Thanks for coming over mate!

Saw you last night in Brisbane. Nice work fellas

Hello Tim, great to hear your show and laughing of course.

1:42 wait I thought after you saw the first 5 minutes of the Saville documentary he was an amazing guy? I’m confused, was going to watch the documentary tonight with my kids to inspire them

Googled Port Moresby and funny enough the government MP just got charged with murder for casually killing a guy at a restaurant.

Now this was a good show definitely one of the better ones.

Saw you in Brisbane Sunday Tim. Funny af set dude and your opener was awesome as well!

Another late no vid episode. The king pig is back baby

"Does crime ruin a vacation or is it a fun story." --------- Tim Dillon, 7th Level Wizard +3 Troll casting.

What an amazing episode

Happy Monday

animals on drugs are fun. I hook my cat up with catnip from time to time.

My irrational fear is Been getting bit by a Death Adder, surviving the allergic reaction to the anti venom in the medivac helicopter, only to go down Kobe style.

Saw you Sunday night in Brisbane. Show was absolutely hysterical!! Thanks for the laughs Tim

Thank you , Tim. For always keeping me humble.

About time Ben. Looking forward to next week’s excuse for a late episode

I could be asleep but then I wouldn’t be listening to Tim Dillon

Yay I was hoping we weren't skipping another weekend! Better (a little) late than never 🤣

Thanks for coming out to Brisbane, it was awesome to finally see you in the flesh!

“While it has a daunting reputation due to high crime rates and considered one of the least livable cities anywhere, almost all of the locals are welcoming and there are some interesting sights.”-PM travel guide

Respect to steve irwin, His family keeps his name.

GREAT EPISODE. Hope to see some pictures of Australian rainforest.

I love ❤ audio episodes. Just got to work and I got my speaker playing so everyone can hear

What?? Tim Dillon was a few hours from my home town in Australia........NOOOOOO! God damn it! Love ya champion, everyones just gone back to work over here so hope you did well on tickets. Garentee they would be double if everyone was'nt freaking out right now mate

I tried to get an auto-graph from Tim after his Brisbane show, but he spat in my face and kept shouting "Luxury! Now!" I stammered an apology and asked him what he meant, but he hit me with a concealed TASER and gave me 50,000volts

"Animals w shock collars..." 🤣🤣🤣 🔥🔥🔥

I ran into Tim outside the Cartier store in Sydney last week. Didn't want to bother him but just gave a compliment and kept walking. He said thanks and was really gracious, down to earth, not arrogant at all. Seems like a really cool guy.