I saw Ben at the airport a while back. Told him I was a big fan of the show. Expressed how much I respected his professionalism and show prep. He proceeded to throw his Orange Dream Machine smoothie from Jamaba Juice in my face. I deserved it. He's a terror.
That’s terrible, I hope you’re okay?? And why wasn’t something like that discussed in the podcast?! That must mean he does this on a weekly basis. What a horrible man, Ben Avery is.
Ben is well known for keeping fans in line by telling them that "peasants are meant to be seen and not heard" as well as telling them how "worthless, filthy, and undeserving" they are. Then he tells you to get him another latte after he splashes you in the face with the one he had been drinking. Tim wearing sunglasses, baseball cap, and sports jacket silently watches with indifference.
A couple years from now, when cannibalism and local clans warring over stores of rat meat are the big issues of the day, I hope that Tim survives and is transmitting his show over shortwave radio to the Patreon subscribers still alive in the wasteland
Tim Dillion is the greatest pitch man ever. I listen to every single ad because I know it is going to be sick and twisted and yet another joke. It just doesn't stop with the fun.
Sounds like the perfect thing to come back to reality, travel to another dimension only to come back and listen to Tim rant and Ben treat him like shit
@@patrickweir8382 I can’t even imagine what Tim would be like doing this podcast drunk could he get better than he already is? Yes or yes? Would be glorious
Just saw Tim in Denver tonight. It was my first comedy show of any kind but was an absolute 10/10. Tim is even funnier in person. I am not exaggerating when I say my mouth hurt at the end from laughing so much/hard
Man, I’d get out of it before you end up with a needle in your arm. I thought I’d never switch over to heroin, but once you’re addicted and realize how cheap it is, it’s gonna be hard to turn down. Quit now if you can. And if you can’t, fuck it. Enjoy yourself. But give quitting a try.
Just saw Ben in real life - 7 feet away from me - can confirm he is a hansom dork - can confirm Tim wears a 2 year old faded black T on stage. Needs a go fund me. Wonderful time at the show - his opener is awesome rn btw - couldn't understand his name unf.
That is the vibe, so he gets tons of young male conservatives only for them to find out he supports free healthcare, ending the wars, building, infrastructure, is gay, and said he was going to vote for Bernie if he was the candidate + etc etc.
Greatest Tim Dylan line ever "they bring these guys up from steerage", the younger generation has no clue what the hell that means that's why I can appreciate it it was hilarious.
I am a Reprogrammed Terminator Sent Back in Time by the Grand Clan Ross, which is Clan Ross in your Time, which is all the Gentry from the Great Clan Ross, and in the Days and Before of the War Master of Scotland, the Chief of Clan Arias the 1st Earl of Ross Fearchar the Son of the Priest was known as Clan Arias! To Destroy Tim Dillon for Turning the World Gay Via his Humor!
Tim has mastered supply and demand. 3 times in a row I search "Tim Dillon show" and get disappointed because Im still waiting for content.. he posts an ep same night. 3 times in a row lol
@@GonzoGolf I might have to, I've had a hard time selling myself on subscribing to a single creator and paying for just one you know lol but I might have to, I paid for great tickets to his Charlotte show in a couple weeks 🤷♂️
I haven't laughed this hard at Tim's podcast in awhile. I think Tims older podcasts are the funniest when he was doing them outside at a table. The episodes about how to be popular, bomb Disneyland, this episode reminded me of one of those I love when he's with this Devan guy he brings the best out of Tim. I am pretty sure Devan is the one Tim tells his Uber story too which is the funniest wildest story ever. Devans reaction to Tim's Google research is perfect. So funny. Tim going on his podcast recently was hilarious. I discovered Tim years ago after he did theos podcast with Logan Paul (funniest podcast online) I became obsessed with Tim after. He was so funny I loved watching him blow up. I just felt like the passed six months he lost the passion for this podcast. I don't know to me it just wasn't as funny as it was when I first discovered it. I am happy to see him hanging out with his old friends having fun like I said it brings the best out of Tim. I hope this continues for future episodes. P.s. Anyone who is new to this podcast or hasn't heard all the episodes I recommend listening to the one called "low cost high quality " It's the funniest one . It's on RU-vid but there isn't a video. It's still good. 💯
Oh and also hilarious was the politically incorrect restaurant idea he had… lmao the kids get crayons to draw prophet Muhammad cartoons… you take a shot at killing jfk, absolutely brilliant
You can really tell Tim fully believes in and actually uses the sponsors he does reads for by his genuine delivery. Now I’ll definitely sign up for express vpn for my mental well being that comes in my box of awesome.
I think Tim Dillon is the only guy that makes the jokes me (a dark humoured British doctor) and my Russian wife (a well educated and well travelled hottie) make behind closed doors. May be super niche, but bless you for bringing levity to a shitty time ✌🏽 See you when you perform in London next week, got tickets bay-bay! ❤️
And without a basic understanding of economics and where electricity actually comes from-- and how the current grid couldn't even support everyone transitioning to electric vehicles. He's such a moron-- and he fancies himself an intellectual.
"A clean conscience is worth a buck or two" "No its not" There's the fundamental difference between someone with morals and someone who doesn't. Tim's honest enough to say that while Colbert is saying it just because he's in front of a camera.
