Bertcast # 534 - Tim Dillon & ME 

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that boat market. it's a real knife fight out there

Fuck. This one is funny!

Lol

And an 8ball

Two of the biggest Pros. I could listen for days.

So glad someone finally had the stubbornness and ego big enough to not put up with it and just keep going, I love it

I only agree cause this the first pod Bert didn’t interrupt not one time

Then you should really see Bert on Poopies podcast, Bert finally understood how Tom feels

Bert is probably on Xan

very true

Right. There are so many more rants on old pods. Like every episode before covid was an amazing rant masterpiece.

Summer in the USA, Cum Pig, or when Ben didn't get the Ukrainians...so many good ones

@@CanadianHunter69 And my personal favorite. Tim ranting about the animals he calls his family.

@@Feroal2 0p0 p 00⁰0qqppp0⁰9

Tim might not even make 50.

life in the big city mon

🤣🤣🤣💯

I had the exact same shirt in 1997, with my ninja turtle underwear...fucking radical man

Didn't Rocco have a cow best friend?

I love Tim too much to make the heffer joke.

Yes lol interrupting is so cringe on podcast if they do it to much i instant leave. But Bert isn’t that bad. I’ve listened to other cast where it’s almost embarrassing it’s so bad.

New video, same old comment

Tims assertive in the best way.

Tim will talk right through you.

I haven’t noticed him let him finish

Yeah it's like not everyone has the same preferences. Crazy

It's crazy, it's like not everyone was raised the same way or taught the same values!

That’s what I say to myself every time I think about how bad I can’t stand Bert

Hahahaha. Exactly the same.

Holy shit yes lol

just sub to tim. problem solved

Yeah lol

1st time listening to Bert or whatever his name is

yeah, he's absolutely right. Joe misses jokes and also tends to look WAY too far into some things.

totally. despite all of his success, I just don't think he's that funny at all. whether it's stand up or "guy in a room with friends" conversations, nothing he says is that witty or funny.

He always says it. The example he uses the most is the Shane one because it was so beautifully cringey 😆

Joseph Rogan has the ability to stfu and listen most of the time and he keeps an open mind that's why he's successfully.

Huge joe fan but the comic episodes have gotten tough, they used to be the best episodes. Save our parks is fun. He is always good for a “you should name your next special” joke per episode.

I LUV UR SMILE... ITS EVIL;)

Tim Dillion And Theo Von are the only ones that broke out of that Joe Rohan Shell of comedians.

lmao yep.. same.

Well… what else can you say when the host is rambling?

yeah, yeah, yeah!

i hate when i see comments like this, now i'll focus on it each time

Bobby Lee would've said it 111,000 times

I am 16 and I'm a fan.

I lost 20 lbs watching this podcast. #ThanksTimBrrt

@@earningattorney9887 😂😂

😂

Wrong pod for that

@@billymac5481 wrong, perfect pod for that

Holy shit I’m dying, 😂😂😂 that would be amazing.

Sprite

he wasn't on tour when he filmed this. I think Bert does well when he's at home.

The home ivs are his best friend. He does a lot of them a week!

I hope your right but I think he just felt like he had to impress Tim because he called him a beach retard😂

Most of the more severe illnesses happen to people by surprise, unexpectantly, impacting first in the brain, then in the corresponding organ which that part of the brain controls. The end of WWI had absolutely everything to do with the Flu and lung TB outbreak that occurred killing millions. In nature, the biological conflict linked with a territorial fear (just what it means-a fear in your territory, your home, your community, etc.) is a widening of the bronchia (tissue loss). Your body attempts to widen your bronchia in order to allow more air into your lungs to give you more strength and energy to fight to keep your territory safe. Stay with me.......The biological conflict linked with a death fright impacts the lungs. The lungs attempt to grow larger in order to allow more air in because breath equals life, as we all know. No breath equals death. While you are in the fear or death fright conflict, you notice no symptoms of “disease”, except you have cold hands, cold feet, you can’t sleep, you awaken at 3 AM every night, you have little appetite. During the war, millions of people were in fear of the bombing of their homes and cities where the war was most active. Fearing for their lives, their loved ones in the war, their ability to survive. The food in the stores was sparse due to shortages. This lasted for 4 long years! The longer the conflict, the worse the healing phase. Within 2 weeks of the German Chancellor announcing the end of WWI, these millions of people ALL went into the healing phase all at the same time. It is during the healing phase that you experience symptoms of illness! What is the healing phase of the bronchia widening? Severe bronchitis, pneumonia. The body attempts to refill this lost tissue and you experience inflammation, fever, coughing, body aches, fatigue, etc. What is the healing phase of the extra lung tissue that grew? Decomposing of the tissue by TB bacteria and fungi. The symptoms of this healing phase are: severe coughing up of blood and tissue, fever, inflammation, severe mucous, body aches, fatigue. During this decomposing of the extra tissue (tumor), the body expels a lot of protein, and without replenishment, severe protein loss can result in death. Antibiotics did not exist yet. If TB bacteria does not exist in a person or they have been vaccinated against TB (big mistake), then the tumor will simply encapsulate and become dormant and not harm you. Who died during the Spanish Flu? Mainly the poor who could not afford to buy meat and proper nourishment, and the people who were directly impacted by the bombings and destruction of their homes. Millions of people suffered fear and death frights during the fighting of WWI, and millions of people all went into healing at the end of it. Not everyone was affected because not everyone suffered the same way. It’s not a “flu”, it’s not something you “catch”. It’s biological, meaningful, and unavoidable. One hundred years later, a Fear Campaign begins, using the media to spread it......

You tremendously stole Joeys Diaz favorite word .

He should also have “shut the fuckup and let the guest speak” the rarest of cocktails

That’s a great idea 🤣

Got any of that "dog f'er?"

"Pool shower" and gin

A Tito’s nightmeer with a twist. 😂

100%

They are way to sheltered for that

Did you watch the episode? 30 second silences and 'I don't know'

Sell em fckin mortgages!!!

Yeah. I don't think there's going to be any careers coming their way. Papa Bert better leave them a huge nest egg!!!!

You don't understand storytelling do you? "Don't let the truth stand in the way of a good story.". Tim is the embodiment of this, let's say Tim is entirely full of shit, not gay, every story is stolen. He still understands that the story/joke/whatever, as long as it's told in a good way everyone willingly buys it.

@@CSestp it’s a bit different when that’s an infamous scene from an infamous comedy movie bro. For example Theo tells absurd stories, most of which are probably untrue or exaggerated, but they’re not easily recognizable from a famous movie. I’m not hating on Tim, I love him that’s the only reason I watched this. Bert is an unfunny delusional Jew with an obnoxious laugh and gross demeanor. I just found it off that he told this story and didn’t mention “…. Just like in dumb and dumber” and make a joke “that’s where dumb and dumber got the idea from” etc because it’s blatant.

@@rh6696 I guess.

@Drew Crump you okay? If you're having a bad day I hope it gets better :)

@@hedera_helix You okay? Every time you encounter sarcasm, doesn't always mean the person is struggling in life, you know? I really hope you can just smile next time and move on. Deep breathing helps. Good luck my friend, and be well. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@@hedera_helix it’s hot out there make sure you drink enough water. happy labor day

Drew boom roasted Amanda and then billy took care of Hannah well played boys...well played

@Drew Crump life in the big city

that was the funniest part, he has no idea when WW2 happenned

@@ZiggaRats the premise wasn't killing WW2 Hitler. But young Hitler so that's why he said those years

Sounds like Bert was pitching the Terminator movie but we are on the side of Skynet.

it would be an awesome comedy show he needs to find someone to make it

@Christian Toth The fact that he has such a coherent “dream” makes me think the same thing.

Most underrated comment here.

Facts

True story.

speaking the truth brother

Yep

Same!

Don't give up friend.

And then I played him satisfaction and he liked it

so he's a drug dealer, but, you never know!

@@MultiBluedog123 yes!

Congratulations to everyone involved in this thread 👏 🙌

Best comment haha I’m dying😂😂

plus about a million dollars

Lol i'm powering through Bert's fake laugh squeals

No kidding, this is rough. Sounds like he has spent too much time in California

Tim Dillon is an underrated comedian. He’s so smooth at making a conversation hilarious! I appreciate the way he views the world.

@@ElChuntyCabra dude I say this all the time. That laugh is so damn fake.

@@ramondimas1252 like the smallest hammering in my brain, every single time, yuc

Dude same, as someone who worked in Kitchens for years I find it extraordinarilybentertaining. I even created a game in which you take a drink whenever he commits a fireable health and safety violation, it's pretty gnarly lmao

Oh shit 😂

hahaha true!

Funniest part is when Tim gets him bragging and Brent admits to having money instead of pretending to be poor

He's tuned in tho and more focused, lately. He's looking healthier and if he can catch a funny meme or national joke, or something he's gonna blow the roof off□■□》

He wasn't as bad at all this time . Looks like he's more aware and cognitive than he has been in a long time. Perhaps changing his life around

Bert is that you? Are these Bert bots?

😂😂😂

Thanks mommy

He said the singer from LFO was the realest artist he’s heard 🤣🤣🤣

Brent Faiyaz?

LeeAnn? Is that you?

@@2feettotheground Burnt Frencfries

Who's randy?

@@dentonvisual Bikes!

Nicky Billionaire

bullish on Cool Adam 📈📈📈

You’re in luck.. Conspiracy Farms Ice Cream ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-bTqJYp1NVVE.html

he goes into it heavy in his patreon , dunno which ep, but one of the ones with kump

Fatter podcasts as well.

@@stubstunner lmaooo

Tim’s special on Netflix is straight up doh doo doo. Guys doing trump impression for 45 min. It’s embarrassing

YES OR YES?

@@gorgejung307 someone is a closeted homosexual who hates fake business.

that's caled the joe rogan effect

You think if another 40,000 people post this same comment he might take notice?

🤣

He really wasn’t that bad this episode

This is usually a good take, but on this episode it doesn't really apply . Bert looked and acted better than he has in a long time

YES ME TOO

I’m so happy rn

My morning was made seeing this.

@@shamusosullivan5650 derr!!

I know. He says that all the time. Hes a jerk

the whole concept of "quiet quitting" being new is hilarious

When someone says "quiet quitting" you need to correct them and say "you mean acting your wage?"

Not to be creepy, but its good to Tim growing on the lady crowd. Welcome to the dark side.

Lol I thought they were Santa’s 😅

when did this happen?

@@oak8891 1:13:50

And Bert laughed in his face the whole time so tim had to turn it on his mom. Bert should be homeless

@@alexanderkvitrovn9828 if u beleive that was an emotional moment for tim that burt ruined you should replace Tim's mom in the mental institution

So good..

Maybe they will once they see how great theo von and Bobby Lees' film does!

Captian Brown Star is such a scuz bucket

Holy shit that's a great way to put it

Absolutely nailed it.

Burp Cryslurp let someone else talk?... hahahahahahahaha

Ha! Good luck with that