3 Extremely Unique Guns On a Scooter 

crispy ain't fuckin around xD

Excessive force! 🤫👽

sparky 3282 I think you meant necessary force, skinny wasnt complying to lawful orders and they didn’t know what was in his hands

@@douglaswelch9947👽🤔😑 I stand corrected! 😀👍

He made an eye-contact.

😂😎

His laugh 😂😂 Best thing ever

paid comments and likes huh hahaha pathedic bro. just pathedic.

Crispy’s lethal with the shotgun.

@@tomtigey2063 wut

I'm definitely gonna use that lol

Fact 🤣🤣

I read this comment before watching and when he said it I finally got it and have been laughing since 😂

Americans will measure with everything EXCEPT the metric system. Why?

@@thorodinson292 A lot of people died to give us the right to measure how we please.

He's a heck of a shot

How does this not have more than 11 likes. I know there's more than 11 american in her.

@@RjBrown-ks5tz 11 American in her? Who? My god how?

That sniper has 33 confirmed kills

Sayed Arham Abbas Rizvi 11 fingers

God And 33 is a lot, that's like 2 football teams

Marcus Hosmer Or just a regular Target

(Target as in store in case you never got the joke)

Mayonnaise...

It sounds good but if he opened it up to the public the liability insurance would be insane - I’ve checked into doing something like that

Jj I’m

This was an underappreciated joke that made me laugh so hard

I didn’t fully get it until he got in the cart.

That comment was so freaking hilarious.

I didn't even notice that

A bumper sticker for scooters would work too. Old people would love it, especially old Karens

Jzolt this isnt discord

For real put that on a t-shirt and you’d sell thousands in Florida

Oh no they're coming right for us [opens fire]

Yeah what a guy

ww3

You forgot one: Toyota Prius with a M61 Vulcan

no, it is 4. the grim reaper, the orc, the skeleton horseman, and wierd al yancovic.

I have no idea what is going on in America

@@joeholmes4538 Neither do we.

H0LM35Y-_- 66 we like to call it ‘fun’

Gabriel Underhill *walks out house with two m60s* You boys ready for some fun?

@@Kale-4237 m60... you mean the m60 tanks... right? Right???

Absolutely horrifying

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😆🤣😆🤣😆🤣😆🤣 So Did I

Your life is already forfeit, why fear?

@@boldfaith765 IKR! 😆🤣😆🤣😆🤣😆🤣😆

R.O LMAO IS YOUR PROFILE PICTURE A LIVE PHOTO FOR YOUR LOCK SCREEN?

Nobody Nobody my locksreen isn’t the same as this..i just looked up some random for my pfp

@@imnobody7290 what?

Creed Bratton oh nun

Creed Bratton id try to explain it won’t make sense

PETEDOG 7 he is good hearted

*too

@@Odysseus753BC three

@@DeletedAccount-rw7if idk why I found this so funny😂

haha dark

Good point!

Ruben Royer new Olympic sport: the shopping spree

twisted metal: the old years

I'm in.

the new three gun comp. The Geriatric Shoot Out.

First

Blew my ears out honestly

Zach, Zac, and Zack One of the best🤣

Tristan Mcleod agreed though loud and... spectacular

Volume control has been Matts biggest downfall. Lol

Lol...

Look up why he is called "crispy". He deserves the medal of honor.

@@Dee-nonamnamrson8718 medal of honor because call of duty in battlefield.

@@YyouTTubeE He fired a 50 cal in a humvee that was on fire after an IED had blasted it 6 feet in the air. He continued to fire it, protecting his fellow soldiers from 40 insurgents, even though he was recieving 3rd degree burns, and didnt stop firing it until the fire was causing the ammunition to go off. Two of his fellow soldiers were killed by the IED.

Hands up, Heads off

I’m sure she all about “ a sticks a stick” haha

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Me. I was gonna comment but I saw yours first.

JONATHAN DALTON that was pretty good right 👊

@@DemolitionRanch I Matt, love you're videos

@@DemolitionRanch caught it the first time . Keep up the good work

@UC8cvetf6NsJjcf7DmyTKhBA A grocery store is sorted into aisles

Oml....is his nick name crispy because of the big ass burn on his arm!?

@@Riley_27 yes he ended up with burns all over his body when he got blown up.

Mans built like an improper fraction

Riley Mill : most likely yes. But I wouldn’t start the conversation like that. However if I was a combat vet who was burned like him I’d name myself crispy as well. Using his life changing circumstances for humor but with pride, dignity and honor.

@@Riley_27 you need to go to his Instagram page and really learn what happened to him. It's more than just the burns that happened to him.

Demolition Ranch: Has "Demolition" in the name RU-vid: DEMONETIZED

Lol

😆🤣😆🤣😆🤣😆🤣😆🤣😆🤣

Anyone know the song that was playing at 5:51

Ultimate dad joke

@@joshuatoney2538 no idea but was really funny

*aisles 🤓

@@christophersparkman yeah I know. As soon as I posted it and read it I saw that.

Samuel S underrated comment

@Good DrawerxX bruh

@Good DrawerxX buy your own dude

Yup lmao

I am a competitive shooter and I win national shooting competitions in Canada

midnight man great who asked?

Not really clown, think about it

​@@TetraHydroCannabinolTHC Let me help you with the math, since you seem to have problems with basic arithmetic. 30 aisles per hour = an aisle every 2 minutes. (since 60/30 = 2 and there are 60 minutes in an hour). 2 minutes spent per aisle is very fast for an electric shopping vehicle. According to the Time Use Institute, the average shopping trip takes 41 minutes. If 2 minutes are spent on each aisle, that's over 20 aisles of shopping in a single trip! Most stores don't even have 20 aisles, so yes, that is indeed some crazy speed. Was that easy enough for you to understand?

@@jonbowman7686 #Whoosh

@@AussieLiam93 aaand you just wooshed yourself

@@jonbowman7686 don't worry my fellow quite smart friend.Some people never will understand the effort someone outs into something.

Agreed

Thomas Mitchell so i guess matt is the cream!!???

@@thejok3r558 cream.....

Tron Born yes sir 😂

@Tron Born It already sounds like the start of Interracial Gay Porno

yes to everyone but donut

Freedom for Hong Kong Revolution of our time

You can play as: Matt Mere Drew Rob Lunkers Nick Irving Omar Alivia Brandon Herrera Donut Operator Mat Best Furious Pete Creepy Cooter And you can unlock Dakota Meyer

@@roadhouse6999 no Garand Thumb or Hickock?!

But for what system Xbox,PS4, Switch or PC?

Yes.

I didn't see any pontoons for traversing water.

Nick's is more intimidating considering his kill count and possessing the moniker of "Reaper", didn't earn the title for no reason lol

You expected a gunshot......... BUT IT WAS YOU, DIO!

Matt's a vet too just the animal kind

@Bob He's an amputee. When he was driving the cart he opened the door and used that leg as a kickstand (to keep his balance.)

Bruh moment

Fun part was this was posted when it was just getting started.

Chad Franklin 😂😂😂😂 both of those made this video what it is

Actually a popular trick. XD

LMAO🤣

Truthfully I skip them nowadays. They're not funny. And half of this video is explaining the "rules" of this course. He's scraping the barrel pretty damn hard at this point.

Ain't it. Finishing trig now.

More like Jr High lmaoooo

Glock 34 club 👊

12:32

Pops Smith forgive my ignorance, but you can LOSE BODY PARTS TO DIABETES?!?!

@@sillylittleowlguy2392 yes

@@sillylittleowlguy2392 diabetes can cause blood vessels to narrow,this can lead to nerve damage.when u have nerve damage u may not realise u have a ulcer or smth and so it will get infected more easily.and bc of reduced blood flow it does not heal as well so once the infection gets in it will be quite hard to stop it so u amputate

AName. Thank you for kindly explaining it.

@@sillylittleowlguy2392 my wife is a right below the knee amputee from P.A.D. peripheral artery disease. Another wicked limb taker.

🤣🤣🤣🤣 good one! Old one but good one!!!

Don’t get the reference

@@macsmitty1171 It's one of his first videos

Damn dude😂