3 SCARY GAMES #52 

“Where’s the blacksmith” “where’s my wife”. Well if they’re both gone at the same time that’s not a good sign

I like how mark is so used to talking to a camera, it's like he's actually talking to us without losing his goofiness.

I just imagine Amy chilling while mark is filming and then just hears "YoU pIeCeS oF PoOpIE"

Mark singing his own version of Louis Armstrong's "What A Wonderful World" was glorious. "I see skys of black and clouds of black, fields of red" MWAAAA

“Why is the bathroom and the kitchen in the SAME room?” I see you found Jacksepticeye’s Animal Crossing house.

The Skyrim Opening is like the “Rick Roll” of the gaming world...

I love how markiplier looked so upset when he saw elder scrolls IV because of a horror game scam

imagine mark's neighbors hearing him yell "PIECE OF POOPY"

15:29 Hey, you. You're finally awake. You were trying to cross the border, right? Walked right into that Imperial ambush, same as us, and that thief over there.

Lixian is honestly such a gem. Mark and his relationship adds so much charm, character and humour to the videos

25:30 - Mark should've said "I'm just a cutie patootie doin' my duty."

Mark: *screams just because* *hands cover face* Mark: *screams in genuine terror*

It's seriously getting harder and harder for me to ignore just how good Lixian's editing is Seriously, go back and re-watch the entire video to see all the visual gags that pop up. That's some serious talent and dedication right there...

You've seen "The Hills Have Eyes". Now comes "The Hay Bails Have Anuses".

I know I'm late, but the transition from the scary game to Skyrim was hilariously phenomenal. Mark's expression made it even funnier

Mark: “no shadows” Shadow: “Are you sure about that?”

If Lixian has been doing the editing of his scary games intro, you can tell how much better he has gotten with the “scary” editing lately

Mark: remembers a joke he made 8 years ago Me: forgets what I had for dinner yesterday

Him referring to the spooky sounds in the first game as "Peter" really messed with me because that's what we call the ghost that lives in my house/blame all the strange occurrences on.

“Am I really back at the beginning?” Yes Mark you clicked New Game

15:31 Marks face when he knew it was the skyrim opening had me WHEEZING

*“WHERE’S THE BLACKSMITH?!”* Good ol’ memories.

LMAO Markiplier: “What a time to be alive” *playing a horror game in which he will inevitably die*

mark: "YOU PIECE OF POOPY!!" I wonder what Amy thinks when she hears mark scream on the top of his lungs about random shit lmao

kid: *mommy the scary man is outside again* mom: *dont look at him honey* mark: *𝐖𝐇𝐘 𝐃𝐎 𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐒𝐄 𝐇𝐀𝐘 𝐁𝐀𝐋𝐄𝐒 𝐇𝐀𝐕𝐄 𝐁𝐔𝐓𝐓𝐇𝐎𝐋𝐄𝐒*

Everyone: "the intro is so spooky!!" Me: "why is Mark in timeout what did he do?"

I want to see the opening footage of this one unedited. Just, Mark walking into the corner and staring at the wall for a few seconds, walking up to the camera and awkwardly position his face ect.

“I’m in the taint of the shadow.” -Markiplier

The first game kinda reminds me of that episode of spongebob when he’s dropped off the bus in the middle of nowhere

I like the “can’t have shit in Detroit” bit in Dead Inside

“Someone stole my flush tank.” My ears: f l e s h t a n k?

"I'm trying desperately not to look at it and yet I keep looking at it"😂 Has me rolling idk why

*”WHERE’S THE BLACKSMITH??”* I see we’ve come full circle

"You are now safe" Well I'm glad to see the terrible scary shadow demon respects the employees only sign

Mark: what's dripping? *ceiling caves in with water * Mark: oh Wade's visiting!

Hey Mark you might not see this comment, but you have helped me through a lot of rough times. Thank you.

Quick note before I go to work: In "Long Walk Home", the trick is to turn around periodically to scare that thing away. It doesn't like to be looked at. And yes, there is an actual ending... according to the developer.

you passed by the opportunity to say “just a cutie-patootie doin’ my DUTY,” and that loss weighs heavy on my soul

Lixian bringing in "The Hallway" is one of the funniest things he's done

It's nice to see that even though there's a shadow demon in the movie theater, he still wants to go to one.

You’ve heard of The Hills Have Eyes Now get ready for: *THE HAY BAILS HAVE ANUSES*

Dude "wheres the blacksmith" hits hard. Like whoa. That gives memories

7:51: Power runs out Freddy: *Toreador march intensifies*

Mark: " I Want My Mommy!" Everyone with a mommy kink: *Gets Summoned in a 100 miles Radius*

1:53 hey mark just to let you know that was a tree

i swear he's smiling at the start while his back is turned

5:50 mark's scream allows you to laugh in the worst situation

Mark: WhErE's mY pOrN? The holy ghost walking around in the background: *Excuse you?*

I didn’t realize how long I’ve been watching Mark until he mentioned the Blacksmith joke was 8 years ago. And then I realized I watched him throughout high school...and now I’m about to graduate college. Time really flies ☺️

If Lixian doesn't animate this version of where's the blacksmith I'm gonna be disappointed

8:34 this part is great LMAO

Me: *super into this horror game and genuinely kinda freaked out* Sister: *drops toilet seat* Me: *hits head on ceiling*

Me: mark makes every game so scary Mark: "mommy mommy theres blood coming out of his anus"

Congratulations! “Where’s the blacksmith” has evolved into: “Why do the hay bails have anuses?”

Lixian and Markiplier going back and forth should be a video of its own

22:34 When you look at Sonic the Hedgehog fan art for the first time.

Player character: "I need to find my jacket, quick!" Mark: "I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT TO DO ABOUT THE TEMPERATURE"

Fun fact: The youtube link on the computer in "Dead Inside" is a Rick Roll.

God i love the "can't have shit in Detroit" meme lmaoo

Mark: "wHERE'S THE BLACKSMITH??!" Me: HE DID IT! HE SAID THE THING! HE SAID THE FUNNY THING!

he said “wheres the blacksmith” and i had a flashback

kid: mommy mommy, the scary man is back! Mark: WhERe iS MY wIfE

6:34 Bussy man

Sean: figures out the complete hw one by one Mark: copy paste Do with this what you will

Just imagine Lixian having to edit mark just standing in a corner and having to try and make it scary

I can't believe that he still hasn't found the blacksmith after 8 years of looking.

I had forgotten about the "wheres the blacksmith" thing till just now. Man, the nostalgia

"Someone stole my flushtank, cant have shit in detroit" (in the second game) I fucking died

All "where's the blacksmith" jokes aside, my mom (who is mostly deaf) knows Mark's voice from 2 rooms away and will yell "WHERES THE BLACKSMITH" as loud as she can whenever she hears it. It's such a warm and fuzzy thing for me because she feels like she's missing out on a lot of things and gets upset and frustrated often. But not when it's Mark, she knows that voice, and she knows that he makes her laugh, and that she can make us laugh too. Thanks Mark, I'm gonna play this video in the kitchen tomorrow and I will bet right now that she will come running (hollering about a blacksmity) to see. . . . *EDIT* Holy crap thanks everyone!! I had no idea this comment was getting replies because I never check my notifications. So to clarify my mother has a condition that has caused her to lose hearing over time. She still speaks clearly. She did come running (and hollering) in when i played it the next day and said something about how Mark always yells and even though yelling tones of voice usually bother her its okay because he's funny. And thank you sweet people who spoke up to the less than polite comments but I'm flattered that someone saw the way I wrote a RU-vid comment and decided it must be from a book or something. 😆

I remember, "WHERE'S THE BLACKSMITH!?!" That makes me feel really old

11:58 I never knew mark could type that fast.

"does anyone remember that?" Yes mark we remember one of your first ongoing gags

Mark: I WANT MY MOMMY *Momiplier has appeared*

Mark: "Why is there a drip?" Wade (from the drowned man series): How the tables have turned...

15:29 Game ends unexpectedly . Tf elder scrolls v skyrim 🤣

3:03 I literally choked on my food Mark almost killed me 😂

I feel like the Skyrim intro is quickly becoming the new rickroll.

Can we all agree that Mark's hair is fine as hell?

I like how every comeback of an old joke was always about dirt(about yay high pile dirt)

That skyrim reference thrown in that one game was just *chef's kiss*

13:36 "What is this game called? Lixian, put it up on screen, quick!" Lixian: *throws* *the* *title* *into* *the* *video,* *then* *proceeds* *to* *fall* *through* *space-time*

When you said "Peter your moms is calling." my little brother who's name is Peter got up and left the room to go find my mom

27:30 Mark: You didn’t even need to pay for it! Me: Oh god, did I have to pay for the other ones?

my lazy ass screaming in terror at the sheer thought of "A Long Walk Home"

“ WHERE IS THE BLACKSMITH?!” Me: guys look he said the thing

[watching the intro, with Mark facing the wall] Jacksepticeye voice: “WHY IS STARING AT A WALL SO SCARY”

The fact that they say the job in The Silver Screen is (permanent) definitely creates a sense of foreboding.

At first I thought the Skyrim cutscene was a joke... But it apparently wasn't and oh my god I laughed so hard-

Anyone talking about why that game turned to Skyrim??

Mark: *Sees a flipped over bus* "Oh no, well that's not good. Oh well, you hate to see it..."

Mark not realizing what to do because he wasn't paying attention to the dialogue is so on brand. (It says it's freezing suddenly and the dude needs to **find his jacket.**) Before anyone starts arguing, I'm not blaming him, I find it funny more than anything.

It was weird hearing Mark talk about a pizookie, since my mom works as a manager at one of BJ's stores, it is in fact good, especially with a scoop of ice cream.

Mark: *playfully screams* Hands: hi Mark: *terror screams*

"You didn't even need to pay for it." Well yeah, it's free scary games.

I love the relationship between Lixian and Mark, it makes me so happy

I am so happy that he made so many three scary games cause when I’m bored I know I always have something to go back to and watch with Mark

"Can't have sh*t in Detroit" Me, a Michigander: Trust me, I know

I can’t get scared when Mark has his little blankie 😂

I love how The second game has the link for never gonna give you up or rickroll LOL

In my experience working at a theater, that's maybe 2% of the trash you see left behind in an auditorium every showing. Because apparently trash is so much harder to carry when it's empty as you're walking past the trash can at the door you HAVE TO EXIT THROUGH.