THE WORST NIGHT OF MY LIFE | Night Of The Consumers 

Retail is a scary, foreboding realm of existential dread!

"You have a games aisle, or what?" "YOU'RE IN IT!!!" Yep, that's retail.

Jimmy: Having a nervous breakdown and screaming Jack: Yo this beat slaps

Jack: "No one said thank you!" "You're in that aisle already!" "Retail is awful!" Me, a retail worker: Welcome to it, Jackaboy.

15:30 Eyyy! I also did some of the customer voices!

"I hate people." "Just let me work." "What do you want?" "I just want to go home." It is amazing how quickly someone with no experience with retail got into the mindset of a veteran retail worker. Seriously, these phrases are repeatedly running your mind for six hours everyday.

Jack: “I HATE RETAIL ITS HORRIBLE” Me: *laughs in former retail employee*

“The pandemic is going to pass.” Oh, Jack...

The manager made me feel physically repulsed. Bravo Jack, bravo.

The Retail Experience "What the hell is that?" "I hate people!" "I'm about to commit a murder." "None of you come near me!"

Sean: *starts doing the manager voice* me: that's him officer, that's the man that inappropriately touched my ears

I feel like this game is a good representation of social anxiety or just anxiety in general with the music picking up speed, the jump scares, the hiding from people

“Working retail sucks! Nobody even thanked me!” I felt that...

Being a Walmart cashier, I have been threatened multiple times, hit in the rear bent over stocking shelves at the registers, verbally and physically harrassed and been through many of these scenarios in this game. A lot of retail and grocery workers during this pandemic have had it worse. Thankyou for playing and entertaining like you do sir! You have gotten myself and many fellow associates at my store through many hard and mentally exausting days!

I hear *“excuse me”* in my nightmares.

“No one even thanked me...” sadly accurate

If ever there was a game that makes you want to practice social distancing.

"I HATE PEOPLE!" "I am gonna commit a MURDER!" "*sobbing* I just wanna do my job..." Congrats Jack, you now truly understand the world of retail. 🤣🤣

12 minutes in "I'm gonna commit a murder". Yep that's retail

Am I the only one who feels uncomfortable hearing Sean’s “the manager” voice?

Jack: I’ve never worked retail. Me: well this won’t give you a very accurate....(lady who can’t keep track of her kid keeps you from getting work done then asks for an item she’s standing in front of)....never mind it’s spot on.

i regret wearing headphones for when he was talking as the manager.... "...I ' L L C U T Y O U S O M E S L A C K... *weird chewing noises* "

The most unrealistic thing about this game is that the customers always say “excuse me” when asking for something

"Retail is horrible.." "Retail is terrifying!" "I HATE PEOPLE!!!" Me: "why is Sean narrating my life?"

That was supposed to be one of the easier days too, according to the manager...

Jimmy: **Is dying inside** Sean: **Doesn't care and just vibes to the music**

17:08 Sean breathing in the last breath of non-customer infested air in that break room before he goes back out into retail hell is just great.

Jack: *hates retail* Jack after few days: *plays Happy's Humble Burger Barn*

Everyone else: give the manager a demonic voice Jack: gives him a voice of a nerd with asthma

"I hate people", "Just let me work", "What do you want" "I just started working, I dont know where it is". 🤣I get so much enjoyment watching RU-vidrs who never worked retail, play this game. I have had 5 retail jobs. This game is surprisingly accurate. Its exaggerated, dont get me wrong. But the game mechanics and basic game play is accurate to real time.

This is like a PTSD comedy for retail workers. The game is so accurate.

1:43 Who can't think of this without saying/hearing in your mind "As the creepiest bastard in a 50 mile radius."

"You were right next to it!" Honestly? This is super accurate to working retail.

Tips: -In one of the staff's hiding rooms there's a crack on the wall. You can throw a box and get a really dark secret. It is theorized that the manager is a cannibal and eats his employees, that's why Lester goes missing and he says to you "what kind of specimen are you" or something like that. -Beware of the baby is actually written because you never know where the baby is going to be, so try avoiding the lady with the baby as much as possible -When the time goes out, the market closes. That's why you get fired. Also, putting the boxes next to the right aisle before starting the game is the best strategy, so keep doing that!

Jack in 2020 : the pandemic will pass us in 2021: "are you sure about that"

12:00 PERFECTLY sums up customer requests

Every other youtuber: *gives The Manager a threatening voice* Sean: My NaMe Is ThE MaNaGeR *breathes awkwardly*

Jack: *describing how ugly the managers face is* The dev who modeled everyone’s face after himself: :(

Jack: picks up baby Also Jack: “HERE! TAKE IT! BURN IT! KILL IT!”

Jack: I HATE PEOPLE! Me, an essential retail worker: You now know my life.

"Im gonna end this "EPISODE" here" Me: Interesting

Lester Easter Egg: When you go into one of the staff only rooms, there's a crack in the wall. Throw a box at the wall until the wall breaks and you'll find a special surprise. Like so he sees this.

Jimmy: having breakdown Sean: This music is tasty!

"Scared the Oompa loompas out of me" XD my favorite part.

Jack: "what have you been eating?" *Ad jumps in* Ad: "brand new liquid dish soap!"

As someone who's currently working in a grocery store as a shelf stocker, I can confirm this game is 10,000% accurate, especially the part where people just appear next to you and pretty much demand where things are while you're busy.

"do you have a games aisle or what?" "YOU-YOURE IN IT!!!!

I love how when he does the boss' voice some Anti just slightly slips in

Y'all playing this: wow that's crazy good thing it's just fictional Me, a grocery store employee, Vietnam flashbacks to christmas sales : yes fictional

“Employee of the Month: Lester, for outstanding commitment and attendance” Very next poster: “Missing: Lester” Well that went from Zero to ‘Yikes’ really quickly

It is uncanny how real this is. The stupid and annoying customers, The dread, the want for death. It's very accurate.

Favorite part: 10:54

The worst part is that, considering the many, MANY retail horror stories, this is TAME compared to real life.

"Do you have any COOL KIDS juice? It's my grandsons favourite!" *goes to the alcohol isle*

Markiplier's manager:Demon voice with demon inhales Jacksepticeye's Manager:Guy who desperately needs mucinex.

11:05 "here take it burn it kill it!!!!!!"🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

This is just like working retail for real. I'm impressed with how quickly Jack descended into utter hatred for humanity, usually it takes a few shifts first

"YOU WERE JUST NEXT TO IT, WHY ARE YOU COMING TO ME?" Welcome to retail, Jack.

4:14 meanwhile at the Club Penguin dance floor

Jack just went DANK and said BOI, I don't think I have ever heard him do that or say that, this is definitely something I'm going to remember for a while.

Jack: Working in retail sucks! Everyone who has worked in retail: *dying inside*

I feel like i'm choking just by listening to Sean's manager voice

Hearing jacksepticeye say "that music is tasty" and dancing has made my day

Jackscepticeye and Markiplier's voices for the Manager are GOLDEN 🤣

As someone who works for Publix, a grocery store, I can confirm that this is genuinely accurate to how things are. I have a hard time finishing the shelves because people keep coming up to me because they don't know how to read or look for something that they need. It sucks balls, especially when they don't even keep their distance... They're just all up in my face.

“I hate retail” Me too Seán... me too.... especially during this pandemic.. people have lost their minds.. Online we’re being thanked for being “on the frontlines” but in person we’re getting the WORST attitude ever. I’ve been in retail for years and have NEVER had people acting the way they are now.. it’s unbelievable..

I think this might be metaphorical for having social anxiety and working at retail

I utterly love the fact that Jack always gives different voices for different characters, actually gives them alot more depth and makes it really entertaining to watch, also I know what job I will be staying away from for the rest of my life🤣

"I'm going to be great at this job!" Not even a second later: "I have no idea what I'm doing."

This game becomes even scarier when you realize it’s still like this during a pandemic...

I think this games has become part of the reason why I try to stay SUPER polite when talking to employees at like Food Lion or Walmart or any store in general

I love how he did his own John cena meme 😂

Jack: "I know the layout of the store!" Immediately fails*

“The worst night of my life” The night before a test: *Are you challenging me?*

I love how just looking at him, everyone gets a voice for the manager

omfg. I first thought, for a decent amount of time, that the people in the back of the start screen were fake dancing, like in a club scene or sm sht. wow

"No one even THANKED me!" Oh Jack, welcome to the life of a retail worker.

Jack: **Does manager voice** My ears: **Turning inside out**

Having worked replenishing shelves in retail, I can confirm this is exactly how it is like. You spend more time showing customers the location of products (many times right next to them) than shelving. Well, maybe minus the throwing the boxes at their faces (not that sometimes you don't want to... xD)

as someone in retail this was very theraputic lol. And as someone who also has social anxiety, this is exactly how it feels

Hey, Jack! Next time you play, run into that storage closet area with a box in your hand and throw the box at that crack in the wall. Once it breaks, it will reveal a MASSIVE story element.

Jack: working in retail is horrible Me a retail worker: tell me about it.

Sean: What have you been eating? Advertisement out of nowhere: FLEX TAPE HERE

And the scariest part of all this is how accurate Jack's voice for The Manager is when looking at his face.

Grandma: “Get me some juice for my grandson?” Sean: “Is that alcohol?”

Speaking as one of the many survivors of the retail machine, I can say whole-assedly that this is, unfortunately, not that much of an exaggeration. Show of solidarity to all the workers dealing with any and all craziness right now. You have my empathy, and my utmost respect ;A;

6:24 * jack casually adjusts glasses * Me who wears glasses: honestly same

As someone who works in retail, I can 100 percent confirm that every bad thing that happened in this game really does happen in retail. Every emotion you're feeling, Jack, is what I feel when I'm at work. Also, "hang out with my friends on the weekends" yeah, when you work in retail, you don't get weekends off, lol.

"I should just lock the doors." Jack...and also EVERY RETAIL EMPLOYEE EVER.

They should just call this: Walmart during quarantine simulator

Jack-“Oh hi savages” Me-🎵”SAVAGES, SAVAGES, BARELY EVEN HUMAN!”🎵 -Pocahontas reference

Man, I don't work in retail anymore, but 15 years of my work life was in retail and the accuracy of people in your business is amazing. Even the "I'm gonna hide" is so accurate 😅

“Ready for mama bird to *eughooeuuu* down inte ya”

I love how Seán once spotting Lester was immediately like, "Lester, I'm gonna take over your throne." and as soon as he saw the missing poster he slowly realizes what has happened!

I know this might be a horror game but holy frick was i laughing hard, I have tears in my eyes just from robin’s spastic editing and Jack’s screaming XD i swear, if this video went on for much longer, I would’ve torn something XD ( sees that there is a second episode ) welp, guess this is my farewell...

I can tell you Jack, retail is scary. I’m a cashier•_•

Guy: Writes an S on the piece of paper Jack: "We're not so different you and I"

Them- “ so how would you describe your anxiety” Me- “night of the consumers” Them-“oh dang”

Watching him be stressed out and angry about customers being mean, stupid, messy, and annoying is so cathartic. I work in a grocery store and people act like it's some undecipherable mystery where we keep the bread like it couldn't possibly be in the aisle with the big sign over it that says "BREAD" in big bold letters!!!

the average customer service experience perfectly summed up in 18 minutes and 55 seconds