3 SCARY GAMES #70 

Seeing "press shift to run" in real life would be terrifying as fuck

Mark: "Nothing ever really changes." Lixian: "Except my salary, right?"

I love how mark interacts with Lixian😭😭 editors are underrated as fuck.

19:30 the mix of emotions he feels here, the confusion, the fear, the disappointment, the holding back his laughter and trying to keep a straight face. it's poetic

I like how mark's defense mechanism is literally to say hi

Markiplier saying he'll give Lixian a raise: Lixian: SAY LESS

The last game is based off of Junji's story, The Woman Next Door! I was fangirling because that's my favorite Junji Ito story. Also, that cat is actually based off of one of Junji's cats who has what looks to be a skull on his back.

19:25 that’s a true horror right there being scared to death by someone ripping ass in front of their face I haven’t stop wheezing by A. Mark getting scared by a fart and B. Been getting scared by mark’s reaction 🤣😂

"it's ok, I'm a journalist" is the plot of most horror games.

i love Lixian's little character popping around the screen like "no he's an idiot, do not graffiti keyboard controls anywhere"

Call me a kid or immature but the random abrupt ending of Mr. Jorkmon made me wheeze 💀

Mark: Local people disappearing along that very same local forest road Me: LoCaL rOaDs TaKe Me HoMe To ThE pLaCe I bElOnG

I love how mark went so quickly from “eugh, you’re TALL 🤢” to “oh. OH. You’re ~tall~ 😏”

Mark: “you’re tall” Mark: *gets lady d flash backs* Mark: “you’re tall~”

I just adore Lixian's little character and edits. They make markiplier's videos funnier (not that mark isn't great on his own)

"Press shift to run" - Markiplier is going to be my senior quote

Lixian is genuinely the best editor you’ve ever had. I know editors come and go but he doesn’t just smooth out your videos, he enhances them. His humor and his little cartoon character paired with Mark’s reactions is hilarious. I hope he’s here to stay & thank you to both Mark for picking Lixian and to Lixian himself for his excellent work.

I really want to see “Press shift to run” in an abandoned parking lot now

Honestly I think my favorite part of Mark's videos are the full blown conversations with Lixian.

i had to replay Mr. Jorkmon's unfortunate end not because of the fiery fart of death but because of Mark's reaction. Truly a masterpiece.

Imagine walking into a dark old abandoned building and seeing “press SHIFT to run”

Markiplier: encourages graffiti Next day in the news: “graffiti has been popping up in rural areas describing instructions on how to play video games.”

Now we know that Mark is not above “fart humor” 😂😂

Mr. Jorkman broke me. I calm down then I remember the ending and I break.

Since lixian is gonna be a father soon he deserves a raise, cus he’ll have to take care of two babies

Mark: Oh hey, you're tall.... *Im telling lady dimitrescu you're cheating on her*

5:08 PLUH 🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥

Mark trying, and failing, to contain his reaction to the second game's ending is something that makes me laugh.

"You're tall... You're tall.. You're VERY tall" Me: *Ah shit, here we go again...*

Mark: “I’m pretty sure a janitor would bleed if you cut them.” Me: “Excellent observation Mark!”

I wasn’t laughing at the second game, but then mark said “butt chug” and I lost it

My favorite part was when lixian got wide eyed when mark said he should give him a raise

horror game checklist: 1. car 2. forest 3. missing man 4. local 5. missing local 6. local car in a local forest

I love how after markiplier says that he should give lixian a raise, lixian does everything in his power to get the raise

I absolutely love seeing Markiplier trying to hold it together after the 2nd game's ending.

Markiplier: “I’m rich” Markiplier: “I’m loaded to the tits” I’m dead 😂😂😂

Mr. Jorkmon’s cause of death was a ghost *aggressively shitting himself*

“Shes tall. She’s very tall.” No mark NOT ANOTHER TALL HORROR LADY.

I love the dynamic that lix and Mark have honestly it's so adorable and I'd miss it so much if it'd ever stop

I love Lixian's editing and Mark's commentary, great job you guys! Amazing team!

The way Mark's expression shifted from one of pure fear to slight lust as he realised the lady in black was _very tall_

"oh no they're tall!" "they're... tall...." NOT AGAIN MARK

mark: hey now me: don't try this at homeee

The concept of the arcade game in “Janitor Bleeds” mirroring the environment around you and directly affecting your progress is so intriguing.

Markiplier: *plays 3 random games* RU-vid: yeah, this looks like FNAF to me

I love how Mark has gotten way better with scary things but also gets scared of a guy farting.

4:59 our boy was Fighting for his LIFE

18:04 got me dead 💀😂

Tomorrow’s headlines: “Strange graffiti has been appearing in local forests, local parks, and local arcades with instructions to “press ctrl” and “shift to run”. Authorities say these local reports have been made by local people in the local vicinity, and so far there has yet to be any progress on connections to who the local vandals may be in relation to the other locals.”

“I’m pretty sure most janitors would bleed if you… cut them…” *Nah Mark, once you become a janitor you become indestructible*

Mark: “Hey now-“ Me: “Don’t try this at home, do do do do”

Mark, the graffiti thing is absolutely hilarious and I wanna do it myself, BUT I'm also going to want to see how many people got arrested after watching this.

Markiplier: "I am encouraging graffiti" Imagine someone actually writing "press shift to run" in the middle of a forest

I’m going to graffiti this on a tree in the forest: “DO NOT PLUH”

"Hemo's Arcade" - y'know. Like hemoglobin, a.k.a blood. Like from a janitor.

14:20 *HE GOT LEG*

Imagine walking into a truck stop bathroom and seeing "Autosaving" on the wall.

Moral of the story: Give Lixian a raise

Two things. First game. Absolutely amazing. I would LOVE to see a full game playthrough. Second game. 10/10 ending. Did not load this video expecting to cry (in a good way). The way the fart travelled so God damn slow was the icing on top.

Whenever I start to get sad or cry I watch marks videos and they always make me feel better. I haven’t been able to stop laughing 😂❤️

Mark: “You… are evil!” Lixian: “I know.”

You’re all forgetting the best control ever though “Press B to blow”

I can’t be the only one laughing so hard to the local joke😂

25:50 Has it really been 6 years since we lost Daniel? RIP

The sleep paralysis demon farting fire on Mr Jorkmon and immediately dying was possibly the best and most poetic ending I've ever witnessed in all of my days

"Nothing ever really dies." Unus Annus fans both love and hate this.

Your initial reaction to that dr's death was flawless. Even i laughed hard haha

i love marks realization at 26:29 like "hi, you're tall- YOU'RE TAALL, very talll"

Markiplier: plays a horror game RU-vid: ah yes, *five nights at Freddy’s*

That cat is Junji Ito’s cat! He draws it like that in his Cat Diary series (which is based on his real life cats), and he says that cat is cursed not only cos of its funky face, but because the pattern on its back looks like a skull.

I like when Mark mentions giving Lixian a raise and Lixian just goes quiet and stares at the camera

0:09: Why hello there, Dark.

Fun fact, that cat is actually from junji itos manga he did about his cats. The joke is its a totally normal story, but since it's done in itos brand of spooky art, it looks terrifying.

'Press shift to run' 'Press ctrl to hide' 'Turn off your torch and press alt to hold your breath to remain hidden' 'Lives left: 1/20' Honestly I'd be down for a horror short film about someone discovering they are stuck in a horror game.

My cat gets separation anxiety but it helps when I put some noise on while I'm gone. So thank you Mark, my cat likes your videos

I actualy did write "press shit to run" inside an abondoned apartment near my job after I watched this lol. Mark is a genius

Okay but imagine: You're walking while it's late at night and you're lost and you're so scared and it's so quiet that just to break the tension you start talking to yourself. You muse to yourself about how strange your day it's been, how you've been seeing movement in your peripheral vision all day and how you must be tired. Then, you hear a strange noise. "What... what was that?" You cry. That's when you see it, graffitied on the wall: "WASD to move around" "Press Shift to Run" You're paralyzed for a moment. Then suddenly, your limbs move without your approval. Something or... _someone_ else is controlling you now. Better hope they're good at games...

Game: •Insert 3 coins• Mark: 2, take it or leave it.

I love how in the beginning of each 3 scary games,he puts a scary intro and its like he tries to get you prepared almost.i just love it

i love how on every 3 scary games video, there is a jumpscare that i know is coming but it still always gets me

Markplier: *Sees the word HIDE* *[Insert panic here]*

Markiplier: "you're tall? you're TALL!" *Lady Dimitrescu flashbacks*

Proud to say that after more than a year, I have officially ticked the 'Press Shift to run' graffiti off my bucket list. Hope it freaks a couple people out.

Mr jorkman rip. Best laugh I had in a long time 🙏😂😂

Why is no one talking about the second game... That ending had me crying for 3 minutes straight.

The cat from the last game is actually Junji Ito's, or rather his wife's, real life cat "Yon". Ito wrote an autobiographical manga about him, his wife, and their cats. It's still drawn in his regular style though, so a lot of it still looks quite scary lol

20:27 10 out of teeeee.

I like how he tries to scare us but he doesn’t scare me lol 😂

"you're tall !!! you're...tall 😳 ...you're tall 😏 hi 🥰"

The more Mark says “Hemo’s” the more it sounds like an obscure slur

3:00 I have done it and plan to never stop (writing game instructions in weird places) I'm also 28, kids, be good lol

The way he tries to act mature enough not to laugh at the fact joke.. I love it man gold.. litral gold😂😂

Shit. Now someone definitely going to carve: "Hold shift to run" in a forest. Or "Press E to hide in the closet" on an empty Ikea

I now want to put post it notes on walls that say "Press shift to run" "Press ctrl to crouch." "Press E to interact." Perfect.

2:09 his face when he said that LMAO

Love how many times he talks to his editor 😂

Dude, a "press shift to run" sign in the middle of nowhere would be horrifying. Somebody do that.

In the third game, the cat with the "cursed face" is a reference to one of Junji Ito's first physical manga called "Junji Ito's Cat Diary" the cat that appears in the game was one of the author's real pets. His name was Yon.

Mark I just wanted to say thank you for everything and the community you’ve built on this channel. We love you❤️

I love Lyxian being the little angel on your shoulder to Mark's devilish dare to go mess with people via graffiti. xD