3 SCARY GAMES #91 

Crawling Carl wouldn't be a summer picnic either.

"I'm Coming Closer, You Better Run~"

“I’m flopping towards your direction better start trying to get away.”

It would be creepy until you realize that he literally has no bones, so he’s not CHOOSING to move that way. At that point I think I’d just kick him

@@somerandomhumanbeingonthei1924 imagine it irl tho. A shambling, inhumanly moving humanoid thing that’s not supposed to be in your room, shambling with malicious intent in the dead of night while you sleep

I played FNAF 2 once. I fell off my chair.

yeah no, he got scared multiple times here.

Fight, flight, or freeze. He fights.

He's been playing horror games for most of his 10 years of RU-vid, I think he shoulda gotten used to this stuff by now.

@@xdarin_ I agree but I also feel like you can't ever be too immune to scares, fear doesn't exactly have an expiration date, it just evolves to something else.

I need to see that, can you please link me? XD

💀

@@sipi2009 same 😭

@@sipi2009 Or you can spend the 5 seconds to look it up yourself?

​@@sipi2009 You have such a cute profile picture. 😍😍😍😍

meem

THE WAY MAN MAN WOULD ABSOLUTELY FIT IN THE TF2 UNIVERSE OH MY GOD

@@pewpew5583 that actually makes sense

Meet the medic man

"And that's how I lost my medical license!"

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Much agree lol, that would be terrifying

Being boneless sound like enough reason to want to kill everyone 😂

I mean, if he's the only guy with no bones, why /not/ kill everyone else lucky enough to have bones?

comically overpriced turon

Average South African

Flashlight on my phone. Flashlight on my dresser in my room. Flashlight on my work lanyard. Flashlight out in my shed. Flashlight in my car. Flashlight on the over the door hook on the inside of my basement door (to take with you into the basement when the light down there starts flickering or won't work). Flashlight down in the back side of the basement, as we aren't allowed to take 'the good flashlight' into the depths of the darkest part of the house for some reason. Back topside there is a flashlight on my computer desk. A flashlight hung on the coat hooks next to the front door. A flashlight in the medicine cabinet in the second floor bathroom. A flashlight on the nightstand of my parents room. Three flashlights in my brother's room (one blinks S.O.S.). And I also have a magnetic shake-to-charge flashlight in a water proof bag put into a lock box buried in my back yard-- you need the shed flashlight to find the shovel to get it-- it's waterproof and can charge anywhere, so it's to be used when going dredging in the river. Do I have enough flashlights in my current home to suit you and your dad? I hope so.

I saw this comment and heard him say it in the video at the same time, i have been blessed

Read my name

@@kyokono6465 Holy crap!! I just coounted the majority of the times the word 'flashlight' appeared, and that's 13!

I like to sleep to fnaf the most lol

hahaha same

the ambiance of my house at night is already a horror ambiance

Bruh I legit just went to sleep with this on, lol

You're like a machine unplugged no power

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i love your comment. not only does it have qualities that no other comment here has, its also pretty funny. but i gotta admit that the Bot that replied ruined it just a little bit, so if you'd mind reporting it and i will too Edit: i reported it and its still here which means we didnt report it enough, you bunch of lazy people

@@Juicy-KingDerp no offence this was probably good intentioned but you sound like a scam voicemail trying to get you to click something that gives you a virus.

@@mrlee3412 LMFAO

@@Juicy-KingDerp a comment connoisseur

It wont

May end at 1000😔

Same

Maybe Mark will release 3 scary games of his own

Yea. LOVE THIS SHI

Ba dum tisk

What

Bdm pssshhh

enough to make his system flow

are you feeling it now mr krabs?

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@@I_quit_trolling_now whatever you say honeybunches

THE POWER OF THE SUN IN THE PALM OF MY HAND

YO! It's Haida

Yo, is that "Your Narrator"?!

Same lol In my head, I was just like "Can you shut up?"

Also, why is it night time at 1:30pm?

@@fishy259 Where does it say that?

@@Goatman_Gamer bottom left, no? 13:30 is 1:30pm

@@fishy259 I said this comment 2 weeks ago. I was just asking for a refresher that’s all. Yeah that’s definitely weird. Although it might be part of the spookiness that it’s 1:30 PM but it’s night. Who knows.

"Am I a cat?"

Or a dog

@@MrKingfisher yes

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Hence the meow video

⬆️bots lol

@@alex-iu6rj yeah lol

The three person above me is a bot

stupid bots 😐

Now that we almost hit 100th vid..im also convinced

I'm so glad someone else pointed this out

@@savannahsmith1319 Lol

Just saw that point

@@MbitaChizi ok

I mean it is accurate. Prom sucked

Cuz taco bell

we can read

that is what the game's intro said, but alr.

It's so obnoxious! Hearing it so much just makes me imagine the guy doing it in front of a microphone. It's not scary.

Was looking for this comment ! The dev definitely didn’t think that through

Goofy Uncle breath

@@ural345 bet it smells bad too 😟

*transitions

Absolutely agree. If they really wanted to do it multiple times they should have at least spaced it out a lot more

Yeah, I don't care if you're a spooky ghost or not honestly. Keep mouth breathing right in my ear and I'm getting ready to throw hands, not run.

makes you want to throw mint candies at them loudbreather ghosts.

@@kukuhimanputraraharja8084 rather throw hands than mints. Duct tape would also be preferable

Atleast it stopped for good after Mark entered the boiler(?) room

Lmaoo it really was

QWOP guy had a few too many failures

I Am Man

Simple game but diffrent then many others so thats a winner

QWOP was the original in this control style, but it's so old I doubt many will remember it.

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@@I_quit_trolling_now you wish

wut?

​@@daddycremecake4260 hey, next time ignore them, they're bots. just report and don't interact further. they're annoying as hell I know but it's the best way of getting rid of the comment

@@natillaamg228 I know, sometimes I'll just reply anyways to keep my sanity and if I ever come up with a firey roast for them

is that the bite of 87

Damn

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@@I_quit_trolling_now 72 Jounder St, Houston, TX, USA

@@I_quit_trolling_now You could only imagine it

@@isaacisalive do me next

@@voidyll5582 😏

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@L0gar1thm1k It’s just a game theory…

@@I_quit_trolling_now yet you get 0 bitches

@L0gar1thm1k If you see kavetion again, don't reply. You're doing them a favor.

Yeah. I felt a little bit weary until I heard that sound. It works effectively *once* when your not expecting it, but multiple times just gets annoying.

TELL ME WHY!

@@Nxva- AINT NOTHING BUT A MISTAKE

"NOW NUMBER #5"

@@0GalaxyCat0 "I never wanna hear you say~ 🎵"

I want it that way!

fun fact teeth are not bones!

Those were tiny marshmallows.

@@semicircle4577 but teeth are connected to bone, that's why it's odd lol

@@solus8685 He glued them in

@@GiraffeFlavoredCondoms How did he glue them in? he has no bones lol

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I’m better than Spark Requiem

RUN!

I figured it was probably Russian from the way it looked, thank you so much for the translation!

I'm sorry, but it means: mother, don't cry because your son is a thief, let the one, whose son is a goat, cry

I appreciate the translation in the comments. I knew right as I saw it that it was Russian, but I couldn't understand what it was saying. I'm learning Russian, but I'm still at a beginner level so most things are kinda hard for me to translate by myself.

So then it would be man bone man?

He has teeth.

ikr lol

Same!💖💖💖

same

Same

Oh nevermind

But still not scary

Literally 💀

I was genuinely scared for first 2 times then it became annoying for me.

Yeah, it sounds like it's watching a tennis match and getting way too into it.

Game showed some promise at the beginning. Some cool paranormal, urban exploration meets Blair Witch vibes. I was really into the quiet, ambient sound style and then the 'breathing' started. After that first 'jump scare' I gave up. Remember folks: Sometimes, less is more.

I NEVER SHIT ON ANYONE OFFICER, IT WAS HIM

man stores all his shit up in his ass and never releases it 😔

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god yeah i remember being excited that it had more episodes than try not to laugh hoping it would continue forever, happy to see that so far my wishes have been granted =)

@@I_quit_trolling_now No, you're not.

@@J101.L I always report that bot for misinformation lol

Oh right! They left him!

why is it that everything he does now somehow has a relation with distractible. Like Mark you stole that joke from this episode of distractible lol

His distractable story really proves his parkour skills.

Mark was too busy asking if he could, but he never stopped to ask if he should.

@@helizteil2625 not only shouldnt he, he couldnt

Just Like In Real Life! :D

I read this as it happened 😆

That would be amazing

Ooooo yES

I miss the montages

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It would have to be a rather long stream/video to fully fit that many games in though lol. Fun in theory, but maybe not too applicable in practice unless he plays the shorter games (and I mean SHORT), which are often quite cheesy

So it basically means "leave y'all"

@@tomvanlieshout5634 yeah it basically does

Thanks for the translation

oooo that definitely adds to the spookiness, thank you :))

@@MadeOfConfusion most latin derived languages conjugate verbs based on who says it or who is referred to (I, you, she/he/it, we, you, they) but unlike English (adding s to third person) every one of them is different :D For commands, there are only two way to say it (because its a command, you cannot order someone that isn't with you there or isn't talking to you) so its only you plural or you singular. It becomes way more difficult when you know that sometimes latin conjugations have both a feminine and a masculine version :'D. Luckily italian doesn't have that anymore (actually it does but it's rare and you usually just change the last vocal from an "o" to an "a", and I dont think any other language does (although nouns are gendered in italian as well as in spanish, french...) 'S cool isnt it??

Ok

5:37

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@@I_quit_trolling_now I don't think a video on "JACKSEPTICEYES DAD DIED LOL!" makes you better than a person who cares about everyone and donates most of his money to charity, you clearly just hate to get attention, get a job or walk on grass

@@I_quit_trolling_now u can’t create original content? instead have to use hate to get attention cuz u can’t get views any other way 😭 embarrassing

@@Anon-dd5oj I hope you are aware of the fact that you are telling a god damn robot to touch grass.

i also noticed that, if you watch him play “the test” he talks about it

Enough exposure numbs a person. More obvious the scare, even more numbness to such.

But then when he won there was no button

@@derekharvey882 there was

Zero Degrees Kelvin cold.

Ever heard of damian

I’m better than Markiplier lmao

@@anukranan I also laugh whenever there are any Jumpscares! They're just so funny.

I think they do but the episode jumpscares are just goofy I believe, I have not been scared a single time and they are always eithe predictable or over the top

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That would be fucking terrifying, I'd literally cry XD

Id do my traumatized tremble and freeze, staring at it, before bursting out laughing, before realizing it has a knife and booking it through the window

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@@myparentsaccI'm very confused, but at the same time, I'd probably do something very similar

@@I_quit_trolling_now keep telling yourself that

I'm slow why are they not reacting?

Nvm I got it

Lmao same

WGAIT WHAT 😭

Ohhh friickk-

HOW!?!

@@patriciaferrell532 Apparently, you’re able to stab the crawly guy while he’s still hiding in the closet if you stab at the right angle. So, they sped over to the knife, and back to the closet in about 13 seconds. It was pretty impressive.

@@miku-miku tomorrow the record would be 4 seconds or less I bet

I spent all night and 128 attempts to get 17 seconds so how someone got less than half of that is beyond me

This comment made me actually laugh out loud 😂

He used them all whumping the Vvitch. You can't blame the man for using all that whumpage he had available.

“So we were really poor and we couldn’t afford flashlights…”

Talentic hehe

great game man! cant wait to see mark play devilish nightmare soon :D

talentic

Just want to congratulate you on the games! You're out here doing it - I hope you'll keep going!

I will like and reply as an attempt to push this comment higher so that mark is slightly more likely to see it Not to say that mark doesn't read his comments, I'm sure he reads some

He needs to add a world's quietest let's play as like bonus content on episode 100. I still laugh at those to this day.

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lol! Bonus points for referencing previous videos. 😆

@RedDead 3 now

@@Tommykirkner *cringe

The bots are strong in this comment section

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@RU-vid Recommendation Team 🅥 you good bro

how is it possible for you to be so unbelievably unfunny

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Yes! The meme!

@kavetion you are not

сос мыслом

Только русские смогли прочитать это А марк только сказал "Я не могу это прочитать".

Glad to hear it made you feel better.

@RU-vid Recommendation Team 🅥 your "content" is terrible

Just Like In Real Life! :D

i was like number 666 hahahaha i am the chosen one!

what did I just read? Especially the last "Also Mark" part? It doesn't even make any sense.