3 Simulator Games 

_"Something is missing."_ Wow, okay, didn't realize a tightroping simulator could be turned into a horror game

I'd welcome a flying punch from Markiplier. I'm not a masochist or anything, I just want to see if I can take it...

Game: “meat is better well done” Mark: “nope let’s go back to levitation simulator”

“Fattening up the town to feed it to itself” is such a hard line

What Mark says: "I'm gonna try this one more time" What Mark means: "I'm gonna try this ten more times"

I’m so thankful that Markiplier is in this world

Mark has really matured he finally learned when to stop playing a game, either that or his desk chair expenses started catching up

"Don't wash your hands, or anything." She literally just put a whole corpse into the grinder guts and all, I don't think food safety or hygeine are too high on her list of concerns.

Guy: Floats around with no gravity in extremely slow motion. Markiplier: “This game is an absolute masterpiece.”

I love Mark’s himbo solution to the keyboard overlay issue: “I WILL SHOUT”

I love how he keeps mocking us with how everything that is red and blue must be darkiplier

Mark: it’s not stolen it’s… purloined, Lixian show the definition of purloined Lixian: purloined, a synonym for *stolen*

Mark and Lixian have the best creator/editor relationship.

Mark : "slowly bumps into a wall" His character : "proceeds to break all 206 bones"

I love how he decided to "subtly" mention Darkiplier without concluding what he was saying

I like how the moral of the tightrope simulator was "If there's a problem, just sit down." I relate to that.

Mark: *describes third game* Me: sounds like Sweeney Todd Mark: *begins playing game with couple working together to kill people, with the husband on the second floor literally tossing bodies down a chute to the wife in the basement to make pies out of* Me: Oh so this *is* Sweeney Todd

The bird carrying Mark away was so hilariously unexpected.

"Who killed markiplier?" sounds like a great project opportunity involving alot of his youtube acquaintances. Also, mark plays both his dead self and the detective trying to solve the case, interviewing all the youtube suspects.

“It’s not *stolen* , it’s purloined. Lixian, show the definition of purloined.” The definition: to steal. 23:47

Fun fact: in Ravenous Devils there is a scribbled note in grandma's recipe book that says "The secret ingredient is crime."

Seeing 3 Simulator Games feels like we've entered a new era of the 3 games genre. I can't wait until 3 Simulator Games #86

petition for Mark to do a full playthrough of Ravenous Devils on the channel please its not very long but I'd love to see Mark stressing on it XD

This honestly reminds me of the old days of RU-vid where every RU-vidr was playing obscure simulator games.

“Its called Ravenous Devils” aka “wrong” aka “Sweeney Todd with a fashionable twist” aka “human recycling at its finest”

I thoroughly enjoyed playing ravenous devils and it makes me sad it was so short. Its heavily inspired by sweeney Todd and references this

I love that Chica and Henry are like “we want to be in Marks video too” 🤣

I’m amazed that Sweeney Todd simulator is only 5$, seems to have a really impressive amount of polish put in

*Lixian slapping "Who killed Markiplier?" Across the screen made me laugh way harder than it should have.*

Funny moments 0:14 LIXEN 0:30 “there gone” just *poof* 0:59 oh god mark 3:12 *BOOM* 4:12 not the foggiest clue 4:26 is that plug in 5:37 DEAL 6:22 AHHH 7:22 her neck broke 9:54 HENRY CHECA NOT NOW 10:44 veary bad 11:10 oh you know just mowing my lawn 11:29 “WHO KILLED ME” 12:25 ok mark calm down 12:39 MOVE BIRD 12:59 HE WAS SNATCHED 13:56 omg MARK 14:48 MURDER 14:58 WHO ARE YOU 15:15 is there a sniper mark 15:31 please oop 15:59 HAHAHAHAHAHHA *demonic* 16:09 crime? 16:37 hey! H-hey! 17:10 BABIPDEDO 17:20 ARHGG 18:15 WHERES THE TRANSITION MARK 18:31 MURDER PEOPLE GOODIES 20:28 RED BLUE RED BLUE 22:37 it’s finger licking good 23:39 he wasn’t using it 26:18 THINKING OF YOU MY LOVE

5:00 "I"m not as dumb as you think I is" lmao made a mistake and also said that he's smarter xDDDD

The last game while mark is describing it: sounds like Sweeney Todd The building: *IS LITERALLY THE BUILDING FROM SWEENEY TODD*

Mark: “It’s not stolen it’s purloined!” Lixian: *purloin is just steal but Ivy League*

21:57 that “don’t jump into wormhole” was ironically the first ending I got in part one… of the two endings…

As mark was explaining the last game I was like "So it’s Sweeney Todd inspired." I didn’t expect for it to start by saying it was owned by a "well known barber" 😭😭💜

I’m simply surprised that they make enough simulator games that Mark is able to make an entire series off of it. This is the beginning of something great.

7:43 "I'm understanding now" Immediately hits the floor

I really hope this becomes a series like the scary/horror games.

*The biggest seagull in simulator history dive bombs Mark’s head* Mark: WELL MAYBE ANIMALS NEED TO BE CONSIDERATE OF ME

I literally love Lixian's editing humour 😂

I can hear the heartbreak of the devs on the last game, who were cut out by some daft levitation simulator - but thats RU-vid gaming!

"I'm fucking sorry? What did you say the controls are?" Did he really think a levitation game would be easy?

Mark: Don't know why I'm worrying about hygiene in this establishment Mark, just because someone's a cannibal doesn't make them a savage.

I frigging love the fact that his editor has become a recurring character that makes videos even funnier

"Well cooked is better" Mark: "Nope, that's it."

That third simulator missed a terrific “our clientele has great taste” joke

Imagine being an hairstylist and your client just starts levitating out of nowhere. That would be a nice story to tell one day

Wow, the third one is actually a really well-made game! The intro was incredible!

*Mark questioning why he’s going in a diagonal line in the Levitation Simulator* Me - “why is the girls head like that?!” 😂

That last game is literally just This War of Mine meets Sweeney Todd: Demon Barber of Fleet Street and I absolutely love it. I need that game.

Ever since In Space with Markiplier, Mark keeps making references to his lore characters. I just love the constant theme of "BLUE! RED! BLUE AND RED! BLUE AND RED!!!"

All i have to say is 4:00 *B R I T I S H M A R K*

the sheer amount of references to Mark's past projects in this is truly impressive

Mark: "Lixian, make me look good." Lixian: _"NO WORRIES, BOSS, I GOT'CHU!"_ I've been watching Mark for years now and I still love his older content, but I really do wish that Lixian was _always_ a part of this channel

*Mark goes on about cooking humans for other humans to eat* Me: So Sweeney Todd? *Update :* Literally Sweeney Todd. Also I love the oddly happy and cheery music that plays throughout the game.

Lixian putting a Lixian mask on Mark makes me wonder. Does Lixian have free reign in his editing? Does Mark know what Lixian is gonna do beforehand? Does Mark ever watch his final video and just laugh his head off at some of the funny edits?

Mark: "you have to feel ultimate calm" Also Mark: "WHYYY!!"

Ravenous Devils: _Steaks - Well cooked is better._ Mark: “…..I’m going back to Levitation Simulator.” ❤️❤️❤️

pretty severe whiplash to go from two qwop-like movement sims to a full story-based game with an intro and voice acting and, uh, graphics

I know DISTRACTABLE but I still want Mark to open my door run at me like a Spartan solider and punch my face into oblivion like Captain Falcon. HURT ME PLENTY MY KING!

I love that ravenous devils is the Sweeney Todd marketing scheme turned into a game! It’s great, there should be more games based on musicals lol

I love how Mark was so chill with the cannibalism simulator until the steak comment 😂

I love how this vid could've just as well been called "three horror games". P.S.: The Sweeney Todd cannibalism Simulator has no right looking as good as it does.

its 3am and ive just been giggling at the tightrope simulator for the last 10 minutes. every time the bird flies off with him or he gets tackled it got a genuine chuckle out of me.

love learning new words with mark

"Make me look good" Lixian procedes to put his face on Mark's face

Markiplier: Well, you know, I'm probably too lazy to do one simulator at a time 😅 Also Markiplier: *creates the whole high quality interactive movie In Space with Markiplier*

"I'll be levitating slowly into your room at exactly 12:41 tonight" alright Mark, see ya there ;)

NO WAY THE LIGHTNING WHEN HE SAID MURDER OMG THATS AMAZING AHHH IM GOING ON A MARKIPLIER SPREE AND GOD I LOVE THAT

Mark: “Lixian make me look good.” Lixian: *Puts his face on Mark’s face* ❤️❤️❤️

Really wanna see more of "Ravenous Devils" honestly that was an interesting take on a management game

It’s 12:58. Mark has been in my room for 17 minutes. He’s just been levitating in the corner. Staring. For 17 minutes. I don’t think he’s blinked yet. His eyes follow me if I move around. The closer I get to him, the wider his smile gets. It’s stuck in a humanly impossible crescent with his teeth clenched so hard I think they might break. At around the 15 minute mark, an animal like moan begins to emanate from him as if he were trying to breathe through his nose and mouth simultaneously. He has yet to stop and take a breath. 1:09 he’s started to open his mouth slowly for the past 10 minutes. I almost didn’t notice it because of how steadily his teeth crept apart. There’s probably a half inch gap between his top and bottom teeth now. The more his mouth opens the louder the sinister moan projects towards me. 3:47 His mouth is gaping. We haven’t broken eye contact for almost 3 hours. The once soft moan has erupted into an intolerable deafening howl. I’m too scared to move but my ears will start to bleed if this noise doesn’t stop. I grab the nearest object to me, a mug from my high school graduation, and hurl it at him, holding my breath and praying he doesn’t retaliate. It nails him right between the eyes and falls to the floor, shattering on impact. Suddenly the noise stopped. His demonic smile glitches into a blank stare. His eyes finally break away from mine and quickly look down to the scattered pieces of broken ceramic that now cover my floor. They shoot back up and meet my eyes once again but somehow open wider than before. His mouth starts to form a frown. Not of rage, but of sadness and betrayal. My breath begins to shake. Instead of typing out this stupid comment I should have called for help but it’s too late now. Something crashes behind me causing me to jerk my head towards the sound. My aloe plant has tipped off my desk. How did this happen I think to myself, I stop myself. My stomach drops. Remembering that I took my eyes off of mark. It’s going to be just like any cheesy horror movie where I turn back around and he’s directly in front of me or he’s disappeared completely and ends up attacking me from behind. A few seconds pass and I build up enough courage to bring my gaze back to the corner. He’s still there, exactly the same. Hours pass and I feel myself falling asleep. I stop myself. Surely he’s waiting for me to fall asleep so he can kill me without any trouble. Eventually I fall asleep. I couldn’t help myself. All I could think is how I would never wake back up. It’s 10 am. My alarm sounds. I remember the night before as I prepare myself for the day of classes to come, almost positive it was a dream. But that gut feeling hits me. I slowly turn around to face the corner, keeping my eyes shut tight. On the count of three, I open my eyes. There he was. Still in the corner. Staring. The frown was gone. A small smile rests on his face. He’s still eerie and unnerving looking but less than last night. I get dressed and ready to leave for school. Cautiously I scoot past him through the door and down the hall. I thought he might follow me but I went on with my day as usual. After school, I walked back up to my room with a slight hurry, almost excited to see if he’s still there and sure enough, he was. I think I’m starting to get used to having him around. When my family leaves the house, I find myself talking to him, asking for advice and venting about my professors but he never replys. He simply sits and stares. Wonderful listener. Not good for a conversation though. Days go by, weeks, months, and he remains in the corner. I have started putting little hats on him for special occasions. I think he enjoys it. His eyes soften a bit and his stare is slightly less intense but still open wide enough to put someone on edge. I believe we are friends now. My birthday comes around and he left a gift box on my bed. Beautifully wrapped. Pristine attention to detail. Every crease in the paper was microscopically perfect. Typically I’d tear open a gift like a rabid dog but the wrapping was far to pretty to tear. Instead I grabbed a box cutter from my drawer and slice the tape along the seams. I peel back the paper and reveal a plain box. I gently lift the lid and peer inside. A remote? Almost instinctively I take the remote and point it towards mark. I press the play button. Nothing. I look back in the box to see if there were instructions of some sort. Batteries. Batteries lay at the bottom corner of the box. Obviously… how could I forget such a crucial step. I insert the batteries and replace the cover. I point the remote at mark and once again press play. A bright light begins to form around him, bright enough to impair my vision but I could still kind of see mark in the glow. He’s… shapeshifting? Into…. No…. It can’t be?! NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP NEVER GONNA LET YOU DOWN NEVER GONNA RUN AROUND AND DESERT YOU Sorry… :/

1:07 LMAAAOOOOO

Lixian always finds a way to make these videos better. "Lixian make me look good." *Puts a mask of his face on Mark.

The Last game reminds me of an incident that happened in my country, Nigeria. The police actually found a cannibal restaurant, the worst part is that the customers said their meat was extremely delicious than usual meat.

"it's not stealing, it's... [stealing]" the fact that purloin means steal lmfao

I would honestly love to see Mark play more Powerwash simulator too. It has Co-op now lol! I love watching Mark play simulator games lol.

Ravenous Devils: How seldom it is one meets a fellow spirit. Sweeney Todd fans: With fellow tastes…in games at least.

Honestly wouldn't mind to see more of game 3, it's very intriguing.

"IJKL, whatever that is" Welcome to the lefty life, Mark

i really love how calm markiplier is, like other gamers usually scream and yell. markiplier is just like fun but also relaxing at the same time. you don’t have to worry about your eardrums being blown out 😭

Didn’t realize how much I missed seeing Lixian’s little character interact with videos!

Markiplier repeatedly making fun of us for the whole Darkiplier thing is so funny and annoying at the same time

We need figurines like that for the Who Killed Markiplier universe characters

i don't know what it is, and i don't know if the music is part of the game. but the way lixian edits mark with the music scratches the brain in the right way. like those two collaborating every video is probably something that makes me so happy abt this channel. lixian enhances the humor in mark and adds a sprinkle of his own in the MOST SATISFYING way. i love everything abt this channel, and i will forever hold it over myself for not indulging in it earlier

The fact that the last game had almost the exact same voice that Mark did is amazing 🤣 Also it's nice to see that the residents on Fleet Street aren't going hungry

At this point, I’m only not listening to distractible because mark has taught me to be obstinate and ignore authority at all possible intervals.

Mark: *describes and starts playing third game* Me: *starts chanting Todd Sweeny over and over again* (The third game reminds me so much of Sweeny Todd.)

I’d LOVE to see a full play through of Ravenous Devils. I always enjoy your videos, thanks for sharing your personality with us!

I honestly think the Ravenous Devils could be a great series, not for Mark's throat, but overall great content

I love that this video is full of references of "Who Killed Markiplier", "In Space With Markiplier" and Darkiplier sometimes lol, thank you Mark. 💕

The cooking simulator had some pretty good voice acting.

"Thinking of you!!" *Throws body down the chute*

When the last one is subtly based on Sweeny Todd, and drops the hint in the beginning dialog "The home once belonged to a barber" and "The basement already has a nice working kitchen."

28:56 Mark might be morally opposed to cannibalism, but by god if you're gonna do it, at least cook the steaks properly!

I actuily liked Ravenous Devils more then i thought! I hope we get to see more of this game.

That last game really said ✨Sweeney Todd✨

Mark: *thinks he can be spooky and levitate into my room at night* Me: Alright buddy, you can try if you want I guess. *knows that my window doesn't open so I will watch him smack hilariously into it like a bug*

Mark : "This is not just any Cooking Simulator I've played before. This is a Cooking [18:09] Simulator where you use H U M A N S" Me : _"Wait, will he actually play the game ???"_ _(Excitedly cheers in Cooking Companions)_

Mark: I will be levitating into your bedroom window. my mind: yes! Let's go!😂