3 Witty Jokes To Make Anyone Laugh 

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, looks like we're both fans of Charlie haha!

That's actually a great way to develop that type of humour, just read the comments section on those type of websites, even certain RU-vid comments. That's how I developed mine, only issue I have is bringing that humour out in real life and using that on new people.

You call that witty? Okay...

@Borat Maybe Reddit humour in real life isn't the best idea? Theres alot more too real life humour than internet. It is spontanteous.

Chris Hoang Your comment is a paradox

SO TRUE MY GOD

omg

Schlansky exe stoped

"I'm a deeply emotional man" - Android X300 aka. Jordan Schlansky

Feels weird agreeing to this.

Well...I mean he did go to Harvard

Exactly

@@vinnewiede4935 you can have your own show now

Why thank u wondering man

@@vinnewiede4935 that explains why he knows the past tense of "sneak"

@@Netsurferz12 🤨

@@UnitedPacci :)

@@Netsurferz12 you mistook Einstein for Edison... Seriously....

@Afif Abdullah Where did you find that information?

@@Netsurferz12 That was Edison dude.

Step three: 😭

There are people better than Conan that we have never met....

@@namelessmonster4857 what's your problem?

@@namelessmonster4857 true, there's around 7.8 billion people on earth so there are bound to have people who are funnier than conan

@@umairashraf5167 my problem is I am not a fangirl, I speak harsh truth I love swallowing the facts no matter how bitter they are I alwasy use my logic instead of using emotions

I love this

this channel manage to make everything sounds complicated.

bro needs to write my essays

Isn't it the 5th

@@larry1816 VIBGYOR

GOAT

GOATEST GOAT

Graham Norton

hes good too!

SwenglishGamer he's by far the best. I also hope Charlie does a breakdown on him

ARCtrooperblueleader His travel show on Netflix was hilarious and insightful. There’s such much bad silly over the top humour when all you have do is be yourself and use examples that are relatable. His remotes are brilliant especially the ones with Jordan and Kevin Hart and Ice cube

Callum Boscoe I had no idea he had a show on Netflix

@@dawgshiiiiiiiiiii8828 its just the tbs specials

Disliked. The greatest is Graham Norton and you it's not up for debate.

I was trying to find out what was "that business with Jay Leno", but i couldn't. What was it? (Mind you, i am not USAian and i don't live in the USA.)

thank you, Richardo 😂

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Claudio Daigdigan mixed with his fake narcissism is amazing. He always jokes that he is physical perfection, but whenever someone says he looks good he shits on himself. It compliments his humor very well

Yeah I also like that part of the movie... Arnold Schwarzenegger really knows how to be funny

Peach Boy it works because everyone is like that

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Conan's jokes might be self-deprecating, but they're not self-depreciating ;)

Wow, you really went out on a limb there. What's next? Are you going to remind us that fire is warm?

Brad MacArthur LOL ME

Jose Garcia conan is on another level.

yeah! Conan is hillarious, the only person that can compete against him is Ellen Degeneres imo. Kimmel can be sarcastic too. Fallon is very charismatic and a great performer, and also has the best game segments. But overall I enjoy them all and I am glad they are all different and get the best out of them. So no need to fight over who is a better host, they all have their uniqueness.

Easily

dtadeo2006 Yep, Conan and Ellen

I acknowledge your Conan and raise you...Graham Norton

Craig Ferguson bro

Conan,Graham Norton,Ellen!

Conan>>Kimmel>>Ferguson>>Corden>>Letterman....& eh >>Leno had its moments. Every other late night talk show host is dismissible. (Also I don't know enough about Graham Norton, just start watching him, seems fun).

Totally agree

Spanish Moustache if you had friends maybe you’d know what it does to the atmosphere when someone pulls a joke on for too long

That's where we get the term "you killed it" however there are rare moments when you bring a joke so far beyond that point that it once again becomes funny

VikingWizardEyes sometimes if you beat a dead horse, you restart the horses heart, and then it becomes fun to beat again

@@thomasnewton8223 agreed..poor horse

Thanks lol I always forget by the end of the video lol

I suggest everyone go and watch his Dartmouth speech. One of the best, and funniest, speeches I've ever seen.

+MisterCovek I think triumph the comic insult dog is funnier but they have different kind of humor

golden foxa Triumph oh god Triumph is the best

Um, have you seen when Russel Brand comes on his show? He basically takes over lol. I've never seen a human with a quicker wit than Mr Russel.

Yeah, but Conan also lets his guests shine really, which is awesome.

Kóka Bek letterman or Ferguson

Not American and I second that

Graham Norton

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Ramiz Khalid same

It's a twist on the unoriginal commet, which makes it clever.

Jason Eaton how is it a twist on the unoriginal comment everyone needed to use not so long ago, how is it a twist when he simply used it, where's the actual twist?????

I imagine what would he say watching this ridiculous video

Ramiz Khalid I'm A simple boy. i see A comment liking conan. me likey.

🙏🙏

Ill be ur fren

💪💪💪

Hey that was funny, you're half way there

Me too

Ah, yes

im happy im not alone 😳♥️

Yup. Clueless Gamer is where it’s at

Yeeeeay

me too :')

Ankeeth Maganlal Conan is loved by everyone because he never disrespects anyone

soul*

He only absorbs white people humor.thats why most comedians nowadays are black

Bill Burr? Tom Segura? John Mulaney?

Miguel Angel Louis C.k. and Joe Rogan

why do you even want to know ???

Gordon Tang Who wouldn't?

Arc Trooper Fives Relatable

I interrupted my wedding ceremony for it.

Hope you didn't continue.

self depreciating humor at its best

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Ikr

6:50 7:52 if you notice, he says it laughingly

Jimothy Dr Strange damn, I guess he’s human, can’t be schlanskey

Heather Watson Ok we get it, you are not single, don’t have to kept on rubbing the salt

@Heather Watson I have a lifelong pal who is funny. Very quick, slight off-center mind. I have noticed that it is more difficult to get away with some humor in the real world when compared to a comedian performing. The audience has already given the performing comedian license to give them his or her best shot. When he says something that could come close to genuinely insulting the other person, he hits himself with an even more outrageous zinger. Ironically, over the years I have had some of my best heart-to-heart talks with him.

I wonder if they are mild savants. There are those who have a savant syndrome in music. Why not comedy?

When I was in my late teens & early 20's I was extremely witty. I remember dicking around in online video games over voice, rapidfire just saying random goofy shit (hate the term but these days it would be considered "trolling") & I remember people in-game saying "Yo I've never laughed this hard in awhile" & my friend in the game saying "Dude I can't believe you've been going on for 45 mins" (the reason I was "trolling"- just making him uncomfortable since he was with his fancy college friends- I am a high school buddy). It definitely is a natural talent. I remember in conversation when someone said something my mind would literally rapid-fire search for any available angle/entry point for a joke like a damn Business Line Internet speed Google search. I got a lot of girls at that point. Unfortunately through the years (I am 32 now) I've been on & off a lot of prescription drugs for antidepressants. I've read that if you are on a steady, long-term regimen of SSRI-class anti-depressants, & then get off them, your brain almost cannot function the same without them. I also just read a health study concluding that 54% of long-term users of anti-depressants reported "Not feeling like themselves." I've been on so many god damn meds I feel like I have half the brain power I did when I was 20. Sorry for this rambling mess, I guess my point is: If someone, or even you, are witty, cherish it, & be careful of anti-depressant medications long-term, especially SSRI's. To feel kinda myself/witty again these days I literally need to get a perfect night's sleep & run like 3 miles, lol. Guess that's a good incentive to exercise.

"I will tell you the real trick..." has no place in that comment.

*EXACTLY*

don't try to be another person. if you think one of your role modles is affecting your personality, that's a good thing and can assist you in being the best person you can be. Just don't worry, be cool, find yourself funny, and be the best person you can be. Remember, you have one life, and one personality, but your personality can always be altered. Life is about change. Just be as happy as you can be.

yeah like the whole bear one is the most obvious. Conan is just naturally funny, you can't copy that shit.

True ... I think that's what I wrote in the comment above in my own words😄

@@DiaglaTM No but you can definitely train your brain to be better at it with regular practice

Joe Kool wow. didnt realize he is funny without being inappropriate.

weeell he is often inappropriate, but it's part of his character, and it is obvious to ppl he interacts with. He doesn't offend anyone with his humor, since he is poking fun at his own persona first and foremost.

Cheh Chang-Ho you obviously haven't watched him a lot

Jeanine Basson Especially Deadpool episode.

Cheh Chang-Ho you should check out Sinbad.

Did these ever work for you?

conan is a master at self deprecation and i think that is one of the most widely appealing forms of comedy cuz we can all relate to having flaws

I was born without> how the hell am I supposed to be a good judge of comedy if I can't taste it. You know what?! You may have had the opportunity to enjoy ice cream with your loving father but I only got the ice cream and it tasted like sadness.

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SirJester200 Like Jimmy Fallon. I have the feeling he’s overdoing it a lot

Yep, most people ruin the joke when they try to double down

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So, uh, what kind of hand stuff are we talking here?

Crusades Nuclear Bombs W

still, he makes good videos.

Crusades Nuclear Bombs I see you already applying the lessons from the video good job

very witty, but be more specific. Please provide pics

This comment made me really feel the point of doubling down!

good move. who needs sex when you have RU-vid?

Clever calling your right hand a gf

+Aaron Oliver I think he meant giraffe

absolutely not!

Erick Alden yes

Nope

I have them broken down in a reference spread sheet with notes and bullet points. This is like a school.

i do. sometimes.

Yes, I always sense a superficiality in these videos. This is probably not the ultimate breakdown of Conans humor but just a fraction of it

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elon inspires by actually achieving things which we think are impossible. so we love him despite himself.

Kevin Hart is 5'2

Charisma on Command how tall is Justin Biebers?

Cammie010 Google it

Conan is 6 foot and Kevin is 5 foot 11.

Conan is a legit 6'4

MinaSchokolade prediction: that's never going to happen. honestly, what do you think that video would look like?

Well, thanks but I didn't ask you. My comment already gives the answer to your question.

So much yes

MinaSchokolade Don’t stop talking. Take charge. Don’t interrupt the other person, make them interrupt you

You are putting social filters on yourself. My advice for you is to get drunk but not too drunk. But get drunk enough so that when you are sober you can remember how your behavior was when you were drunk. Analyse how socially free the drunk version of yourself was, and learn from it.

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RedLightning17 ever

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Both Conan and Any Schumer are funny and skilled in their delivery. Just because you don't get it doesn't mean it went over the heads of everyone else.

@@ncorp2668 I think comparing Conan to Amy Schumer is a slight against Conan's skill.

Good comment

@@TheRealOtakuEdits They're both different comedians with a different style. I've loved Conan since I was a child, and he's a legend. But Amy Schumer is uniquely skilled and talented as well.

Agreed. Conan is the funniest and wittiest by far.

ConspiracyJuice Graham has a lot of charisma but Craig Ferguson is a great example as well

Jay Leno was so irrelevant his show was number one for 20+ years

buellerferris Fallon is the least funny host yet he has the most audience

Fallon isn't awful.

@@buellerferris NBC ditched him when he turned on Obama.

Andrés Aguilar I liked Jay Leno until I saw him interview Kanye West. It happened soon after the Taylor Swift fiasco. Jay asked Kanye what his Mom would say to him if she was still alive. I’m not even a KW fan, but that question was completely uncalled for.

Like what? How to say the n-word like iDubbbz?

Patrick Bateman why not? I mean it can be interesting to analyse how he gets away with saying offensive things. It can be an interesting piece on how to do offensive branch of comedy right! There's a lot of freaking potential...

Patrick Bateman Being able to pull off offensive comedy well is a talent.

Aditya Patel Yess.

wongoli wongo Actually, it's a storm drain.

From what i've seen, Reynolds relies on some of his acting skills. Making his delivery unique and excellent. His jokes aren't particularly good, but he will deliver lines with personality. Listen to him make jokes or observations. His personality adjusts to make the joke or line more dry etc. He may sound cold and serious when saying something funny and it gives a contrast that adds to the humor. At least from what I've seen of him. If you watch him in Two Guys a Girl and a Pizza Place he does this a lot. Making him easily the funniest character on the show.

Arup Mistry Reynolds relies on insults more than jokes.

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Игорь Иванов LOL

Игорь Иванов Simple. If someone doesn't laugh at your joke, kill them.

Charisma breakdown for Donald trump too?...... oh wait, that guy doesn't have any charisma

A Mildly retarded Crossdresser They both do in their own ways

Apparently he had enough to become POTUS.

Luka L.L. :)

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Agreed! Jeremy Clarkson would be a great person to spotlight.

Be rich and entitled prick.

Cloud strife, last time I checked Justin Bieber isn't funny so your theory falls flat

all you have to do for that is hire a bunch of mediocre writers to give you jokes and then deliver them in a sort of post-sarcastic, slightly holier-than-thou manner

John Tremendol yeah I thought he was really funny until he met monika and everybody said his jokes were unfunny

John Tremendol *YES!*

He would be the type of a person who watches this channel's videos instead

Woolfio depends on how you double down. Depending on the joke it can make it way better or it can destroy it

it's also about experimenting, see if the doubling down works, then go ahead a use the same joke with different group\person

Yea I'd say there's always a balance for things like this. I like to use it conversationally when they've started to laugh but haven't really busted out completely, cuz the next things you add to it become like layers of funniness. If you already made an awesome joke then you just gotta let it do it's thing. Adding more shit to it like you said ruins it. You kinda got to gauge your audience but I think adding to the joke also helps a lot when you're tryna get a laugh out of someone who usually doesn't laugh or smile.

It’s a gamble like any other you gotta know when to stop . But at least the vibe from the crowd can help with coming to that conclusion.

If you follow the Yes AND principle, that is where you agree and add on something - it will work

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Skeptical Sushi I'm not skeptical of your comment. I find it amusing.

Sushi Speaks why would you feel the need to write such a comment besides boosting your fragile ego?

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noisepuppet Conan the Barbarian

Not Sure “Yeab no never heard of him”

Shanes queeen

CC Shane is actually so funny & really witty too go dig a hole

Hes certainly different.

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Second is a joke that the majority understands like what the fuck is a bono?

@@aarkdel and I'll give you another example "Ask me what the key to comedy is? - What is the k... - TIMING" See, that's an exaggeration of one of the concepts of the key to comedy. That is why it's funny :D

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What happen to him, last time i saw him in my garage

ashraf imran Eddie Murphy himself has said that he's just not as funny as he used to be.

You’re doing it wrong

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This!

xenophontiacicidationarionism I Just Had Him In Mind! Dude Is GOAT

Lol Like Ellen? 😂

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Umang nerdwriter1 has done one on his video style

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~ That's awesome!