30 jobs described in 1 sentence pt. 2 

Actor: I am adored for being anyone but myself.

Bus driver: I am literally a descendant of Jesus This is why you should always thank your bus driver or you'll go to hell

RU-vidr: i somehow make a living off of around 3 videos per week.

Anesthesiologist here. I can confirm 100%.

Student: I have to work for free and do mandatory overtime at home but at the end of all after 15 years I get a special piece of paper.

I can’t relate to this, because I don’t have a job

1:48 as a farmer I have to disagree.... only one of my parents were farmers, the other was the farm accountant, wait shit... forget I said anything

Acupuncturist: I stab people for a living. Me: I do that too.

The illustrator / architect / structural engineer part was great!

Translator:the better my work is, the less recognition I receive for it.

Heres one for the people who work at the gas station: I've never seen a 100 dollar bill

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Elementary School Music Teacher: I stay in a room with 25 screaming children learning to play the recorder, but I only get 1 dollar per hour for my torture

Online Streamers: Either the site I use or my own lack of creativity and awareness will screw me over.

Astrobiologist: I study organisms that we know literally nothing about never mind where they are

"Call centre worker: my job is people getting angry at me for trying to solve their problems" As someone who worked at a call center, I can relate to that one so much.

Tesla CEO: I like anime and tweeted about them _also i love henta-_

Fun suggestion: listen to the descriptions without looking and try to guess what jobs they actually are

Me: watches video Also me: tf where are us slaves?

I don’t know all the bus drovers I’ve come across are more like “This is my life. I am bus. Bus is me.”

The reality in Doctor oofs me hard.

Chemist: my job is to play around with the smallest set of Legos ever

I'm literally the descendent of jesus christ

I have one for an opera singer: “I train my voice to an extreme degree, just to sing for rich people.”

Nurse- Underpaid legal drug dealer that hands out medicine to patients who really might not need it.

illustrator - "Introducing a smart finger painter" architect - "Introducing a smart illustrator" me, and architecture student: "heeeeeyo!!!!" structural engineer - "introducing a smart architect" me, an architecture student: ***TRIGGERED***

„I stab people for a living“ 😂 That got me

Physicist: I have a deep conceptual and mathematical understanding of every major advancement in last 300 years and the implications of their misuse, I am depressed as shit.

The bus driver is the man. The driver Safed me so many times. Awkward situation with GF : *oh shit my bus is coming* Being in a boring ,,how is you’re life going,, conversation with a dude I don’t like :*oh dam my bus is coming* Thank u for you’re service. U do much more than just driving a Bus. U connect People

Nooo the camera man wanted to become an athlete, but he wasn't accepted into the running team...

As someone with an Architect father that loves to draw buildings when he travels you are 100% correct. Just add in that they're the babysitters of construction sites.

Can confirm camera operator description as ENTIRELY ACCURATE

Cashier: I’m only doing this to transition to my point in life.

This is a better sequel than Avengers Endgame

I find your sense of humor to be quite funny

*Okay, that dig at Illustrators and Architects was GOLDEN.* *You know, like the Golden Gate Bridge, that Structural Engineers built.*

Chef: I have spent years perfecting and mastering my craft, only too earn nothing and spend my time surrounded by the dregs of society.

Jeez on the train back from the Ivy in Sydney dinging hard and watching this.

The camera operator one hit hard

Acupuncturist: I stab people for living Serial Killer: Same here

Brilliant as always!

You allways got the best outro Music.

Chiropractor: All my patients are white middle-aged moms named Karen.

Quality gold I live for.

I love the video Sir Swag! I have an idea for you: military jobs in 1 sentence.

if there's a part three, soldier better be there!

Considering there's only one level of pilot license and there's many levels of driver's license, I can definitely believe you actually need to be good at driving to drive buses.

I thoroughly enjoyed that.

Smart finger painting sounds litty

Flight attendants- I dress up pretty only to receive petty behavior and incessant complaints from Karens like I'm a nanny.

He just called me a smart finger painter...this was humbling.

This is the content i am here for

Astrobiologist: My contributions won't be useful for the next couple of centuries and by then my work will be outdated anyways

Sir swag back at it again with content without all the bullshit

Musical artist: I am either hated by the entire population or loved by the entire population

The "introducing" part got me fkn laughing

I'm a sales person, i have a client that is a bus driver, everytime he comes to my shop i end up temporarily blind by his godlike energy.

Hitman:I get paid to do what i like but 1% harder

That doctor part is pretty accurate

it's weird how some of them are like out there and not according to reality but then the "I stab people for a living" is completely right

As an astronomy student, I want a part 3 to roast my future job

Literally everyone in this video: a model.

that was a fun 2:20 minutes, thank you

There isn't a single person in the world who looks that happy working in a call center.

The stock footage you used for park ranger is literally like 15 minutes away from me

Janitor: " *I literally keep people from getting sht on each other, but is considered less than sht* "

Gardener: you either work for a company or are freelance My i know everyone in my city and have some rich conections

sir swag: people pay me to play and make videos

All jobs described in 1 word, JOB

The surgeon was on on point lol

You could've added programmer to the "I don't like people" list.

This is gold!

the doctor one is too funny

2:13 "I stab people for a living." Gold :D

0:40 what about “some guy asked me to bring them a platinum chip in the middle of the Mojave desert”

If anyone is wondering the outro music is (Passanger) by (Iggy pop)

The Park Ranger was accurate af. That’s my goal right there

“Oh he rides n he rides”

The waiter one was fucking good but the farmer killed me

I would describe the job of a Courier as: ring on the bell and if no one comes in about 10 seconds just drive away

Doctor: I want to die Surgeon: I have to be careful or I could fucking kill someone

" Smart architect " Facts

Every Dota 2 hero described in one sentenca, please!

Physicists to every other degree: You are not a waste of space. You are a waste of time, strictly speaking, my time.

Painter: I'm probably a politician as well.

That last one sounds fun.

This is hilarious because accurate!

The last one sounds fun

Me, a Courier: I pretend to be Courier Six while I walk around the city carrying a bag of small boxes because screw traffic.

1:58 *Sad avgeek noises*

Thats salesman one hit way to hard. Nobody wants the promotion

Thanks.

Animator: When a film or game has shitty models or textures, people blame me for some reason.

1:28 😦 dang that hit hard, not gonna lie

As someone who has inspired to be a meteorologist in the past, I can confirm that’s 100% true

2:14 could also be a fencing instructor

Medicinal Chemist: I am the law abiding version of Walter White

That's it. I'm going into acupuncture

Teacher: I guide others to a salary I cannot possess

As an architect: Too manly to be an interior designer; too gay to be a structural engineer.