30 jobs described in 1 sentence pt. 3 

"An architect 's dream is an engineer's nightmare." should be the opening quote to all engineering textbooks

Ironically, I made an engineering intern cry today. I love my job!

A structural engineer once told me "we need architects; if it were left to us everything would be a concrete box"

An engineers dream is a machinists nightmare

@@ndazza that's pretty funny. I like that!

The US gvn getting in the way if its own self. Obstructing justice, I think not. It's merely just an obstacle course, you just have to BE better.

That's exactly why in some countries ambulances are allowed to ram other cars.

And y’all still outranked by the post office. Check it out.

They decided to take it a step further and block our bays at the hospital, then arrest us in triage when we scratch their paint

Fuck yes. Finally someone who understands!!

Thanks, that made my day!

Yessss

Unexpectedly accurate technicality.

Well, they're the coolest people within Earth's gravitational influence at least

Something something transistors

@@ianoneill8392 But what if they were never invented?

Isnt that more electronics than cs

@@IDK-yx2lr Electronic engineering is basically the opossite of what the OP described. We focus on the lowest of layers, close to the HW, FW the transistors and the bits.

@@IDK-yx2lr I think it is but cs is everything related to computers, hardware and software if I'm not mistaken (it's called different in my country)

Dude same

i remember that astronauts poop in a vacuum then i give claps to the fighter pilot.

THANK YOU!!

^

Thank you so much!

I feel that really discounts their work. Plastic surgeons do more than just cosmetic surgery, they are often called on by hospitals for their specialised skills to perform reconstructive surgery. Especially when it comes to facial trauma, like those caused by a gunshot or acid attack. It may not just be aesthetic, but it will improve the quality of life.

@@jolenemathews agreed, there is a lot more to it than just facelifts and tummy tucks. And saying those things make people automatically ugly is also just kinda meh'

@@brook_angel I wish he said something like, "My salary exceeds most other medical specialties', and yet most of my patients don't even need me"

@@jolenemathews well it was 1 sentence, and they try to help everyone understand by doing vague references. (same with the firefighters, they have more than just abs)

@@jolenemathews yeah we forget about the terible disfiguring injuries ive just seen so many hot celebrities cut there face into uglyness or just looking like generic plastic surgery woman

I think that this is true, but only about 60% of the time. Too many terrific teachers for me to say that they are the worst people. I’m still motivated by middle school teachers to this day, and I’m about to hit 30!

@@newmadhatter6906 Yeah same, I've met lots of teachers that are wonderful people. Also met some 'teachers' I would happily push off the gallows myself. That might actually be too good for some of them.

Where do u learn graphic design for free?

@@stay_coolXD if paid education exists then there is someone out there who has posted it to social media for free you gotta find it tho, but finding it isn't the same as actually learning it

@@stay_coolXD RU-vid duh, there is a tutorial for everything.

@@prismaturtle8457 ofc. Genius. I didn't think of that. WOW.

Ooo nice back up choice.

I think a more accurate statement would be "Fuck r/wallstreetbets, in the ass.

Can confirm, as a broke stalker.

So... what do you do?

Watch Boiler Room, that'll give you some kind of clue like the rest of us trying to figure that one out.

Muscle Man: You know who's a very good fire fighter? My mom!

Well she was when she volunteered for the FD a long time ago. We don't even live in the same city as that no more.

Which sucks because nurses are so important. We should be going out of our way as a society to make your field more accessible and the job more rewarding.

@@WhatIsSanity This video right here probably rings true to many nurses: ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-kZTT94mnaro.html

I know right. I don't work but there is one claiming he fucking owns my house. He's NOT senile he just wants attention, the wrong kind, of attention. A very very long talking to by the Police if he comes back saying the No Trespassing sign is in the middle of the street. First of all, it's a dirt road the leads to my driveway, and passed that literally goes STRAIGHT into an aurora. It's there FOR a reason not just to keep riff raff out. If he makes himself a threat, I have the "Make My Day Law" on my side. I just wished I owned a gun for that, but I have a hatchet for making kindling during the winter and a maul. The maul is pretty weighty by itself.

Technically the diffrence are only a few hundred miles of altitude.

Do you want Swag to get even more demonetised

@@brandonhughes4076 That's his secret, cap. He's always demonetized. Can't drop lower if you're already at rock bottom.

@@ShaunCheah Gotta love that Swag is here to entertain, not to get rich off of formulaic content. Its a sad rarity on RU-vid now.

Woosh?

@@gijskramer1702 learn the difference between punching up and punching down

Jeez man get a sense of humour

@@jolenemathews I think he's talking about the people who get it just to look better, not because of any injuries or such

Telling jokes to a concrete wall Or in this case probably a plastic wall

I hope people don't burn that place down and the Police actually get paid for their services and then in turn do a fucking job right.

@@BlackMoonHowls damn bruh, someone arrested your parents or something?

@@dukenukem3dgaming599 i believe he is american, so they were probably shot

Police does jack sh*t, they didnt arest robber who had ALL THE EVIDENCE against him, like my stuff was displayed in his garden and police just let him go, but wanted to arest ME for "attempted asult" because I had to hold guy in place by threthening him with plank of wood untill police arived, I hate the police, ACAB

@@dukenukem3dgaming599 I mean you do realize they're complaining about both sides? The whole defunding the police and unnecessary hate against them when plenty do a fine job is total crap, but there are also a concerning amount of American police who have horribly failed, ending up with someone dead.

The government trains employees to Sell MJ at dispensaries. They do NOT arm them with any sort of actual useful info, only to sell product. Still keeping us stupid I see.

The same can be said about your job. It's their fault, not yours.

It's This Love by Maroon 5 Here's a link to the specific remix ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-KeC1VqyAF4A.html

How much school for medic?

Bro I'm about to become a nurse AGHHHHH

@@NateDaGreatest2014 it's ok bro if u start to hate your own existence there's no shame in getting an easier nursing job at a clinic or outpatient center. I hope you are better than me and acctually like nursing tho

@@nigelwest5776 I enjoy it so far! I'm about to start a externship at the ICU. So far I'm just scared of getting burnt out when I enter the profession

@@NateDaGreatest2014 will probably happen just know your worth, take vacations, move jobs every couple years and take a long vacation between. They won't fire you trust me

Fuckin hell! Hope there’d be answers in the comments! I wonder the same. Absolute banger remix

Maroon 5 this love am pretty sure

@@yanniammari1491 yes I know that song but the don’t know the remixed version

ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-KeC1VqyAF4A.html

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