Chris Distefano's 9/11 Story

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Chris Distefano shares on September 11th, 2019 his experience of where he was when the Twin Towers fell on 9/11/2001. He was in high school at the time at an all-boys catholic school experimenting with Winstrol. The emotions really got to him when he thought his mother had died in the attack as she worked in the second Twin Tower. She survived and was okay but as the city was mourning, Chris was facing expulsion. WATCH THE WHOLE CLIP AND HEAR HIS TRUE STORY!!
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@chrisdcomedy 3 года назад

YAASSSSSSSSSSS! APPRECIATE ALL YOU BABES CHECKING OUT THIS CLIP! I WAS LIT!

@ammech8750 3 года назад

WXZ

@apollo2426 3 года назад

This was great man. 10/10 comedy you are def on my top list of comedians to watch now!

@chloe4924 3 года назад

CHRISSY D!!!!!!!!!

@johnyhuizar7527 3 года назад

Bro, you're fucking hilarious lmao

@2thRiteFREESPEEisAVirtueSignal 3 года назад

Shut up...BILL

@jakesweet1000 4 года назад

the youtube algorithm recommended strikes hot again

@andrewlemay2491 4 года назад

Amen like this guy is hilarious

@aryka922 4 года назад

Right comedy algorithm is getting it. I think you gotta be tuned in to key players though.

@aquaria1885 4 года назад

Right after I watched him and Sal on Something’s Burning!

@jakesweet1000 4 года назад

@@aquaria1885 watched that last night, great episode

@sadtoast6122 4 года назад

Struck gold yo

@musingtoad714 2 года назад

“When my dad called me by my transgender name” “Easy fucking breezy” Had me dying!!!

@gabrielkeeler6122 2 года назад

Is he trans?

@michaelkeegan8902 2 года назад

@@gabrielkeeler6122 no he's joking

@igotskunkyfunky 2 года назад

No his transgender name is Chrissy boneheaded bozzo easy breezy reminded him of cover girl.... mabaleen duh weiner breath get it right

@certifiednerd542 Год назад

This is how you make trans jokes that ARENT offensive!! This was hilarious

@AUniqueHandleName444 Год назад

@@certifiednerd542 the offensive ones are great too tho

@madquiver2 4 года назад

"... well look at that! whoopdeedoo! you're not on the phone" the most New York thing ever said.

@sayville_silver 4 года назад

Now you're not on the phone. **

@Nemo0279 4 года назад

I swear my dead aunt's ghost just came through my house after that phrase. Rattling walls and shit like she pays the bills here

@blazerfan2328 4 года назад

Pictured Adam Sandler saying that at that part for some reason lol

@BigJsSecretStash 4 года назад

@@WillaHerrera ?

@quickHitter5080 3 года назад

“Crissy, Lock the fucking door”

@UnimpressedGoose 4 года назад

Somebody really needs to animate this story

@robertrossi9364 4 года назад

I would love that

@ErkFX 4 года назад

Me an animation student: Hmmmm 🤔

@Message167 4 года назад

It is! Well taped as live action. Comedy Central did it. It's on youtube!

@MCShvabo 4 года назад

@@Message167 Yeah but this telling if the story is better.

@Message167 4 года назад

@@MCShvabo absolutely agreed. Just letting the OP know.

@Delphiraee 4 года назад

“I’m daddy’s little princess and I know what daddy wants”😭😭😭😭

@MalloryNewcomb 4 года назад

Bunny Rodriguez ☠️

@blakehutchison3962 4 года назад

💀💀

@MrJeo29 4 года назад

That's what we colloquially call 'a mood'

@thecouncilspodcast3428 4 года назад

It was good until the 😭😭😭😭

@BRILLiantMindzMedia666 4 года назад

Bunny Rodriguez 🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣

@Vmole1 2 года назад

What I love about this is he's just drunk enough that it fucks up his delivery a little but in a way that makes it funnier while retaining all the goodness. Seriously one of the best bits in the history of comedy.

@apez_cbo8572 Год назад

100%, good observation

@jacobwissel7381 3 года назад

As a all guy catholic high school alumni, when he said get a detention for having the top button unbuttoned... I felt that

@patrickflaherty6586 2 года назад

Me too..lol.. I one time got a demerit for walking up the "down" stairs.., he was my 10th demerit and if you got ten demerits you couldn't go to the prom. They let me go because I told them I already bought the boutonniere for my girlfriend and she's ready to get picked up and I have my suit ready and already paid for it..lol...

@Andres-vo5uo Год назад

That’s JUG

@darrenmurphy7410 4 месяца назад

Took a Claritin, i'm ready to suck a dick. I fucking lost my mind after that. Too funny.

@javiruiz8365 4 месяца назад

I went to a coed Catholic school in Napa and would get sent home for any dress code violation. I once forgot my tie for dress up day for mass and was sent home and got detention and had also had to go to Saturday school and do community service. 🥲

@wesleycaffrey8149 4 года назад

He is so New York it hurts

@davidec.4021 4 года назад

@ghadixsa nice

@ghadixsa 4 года назад

Davide C. Glad u think so

@emanuelpapadopoulos1079 4 года назад

Wesley Caffrey I think Ik what high school he went to going to an all boys catholic school in queens I think it’s holy cross

@tahinafelisca4324 4 года назад

@@emanuelpapadopoulos1079 No, I think he went to Archbishop Molloy.

@emanuelpapadopoulos1079 4 года назад

Tahina Felisca oh shit I forgot that was an all boys school at one point

@enderjh-2560 4 года назад

“They got the wrong guy!” “Here’s the thing, no they didn’t”

@sabrinaz670 4 года назад

I CACKLED

@kellyinCT09 3 года назад

"I know how the law works, ya fuckin' scumbag." 🤣🤣 I ugly laughed

@Papabandana 3 года назад

Maury in a nutshell

@deliciasmith744 3 года назад

🤣😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

@ericaritchie2543 3 года назад

I have a headache now from laughing so hard and my side hurts I pulled a Sal Vulcano watching this I slipped plum off the couch into the floor and I had to catch my breath before I could actually get off the floor 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@benjaminstevens6043 3 года назад

That was legitimately the funniest story I've ever heard. 1:50 am, south Austin, just me and a cigarette in the garage laughing my sweet ass off.

@jordyjohn2275 2 года назад

What the fuck is this your journal? No one cares you were smoking alone in the garage

@lostinspace707 2 года назад

@@Nairrrrrrr Pretty sure you read it wrong, he typed AUSTIN.

@IdiotsIncorporated23 2 года назад

I thought it was nice

@stanleyshady9465 2 года назад

1:57 am Pittsburgh, PA i was laughing for 12 mins straight

@nateanbu859 2 года назад

8:32 am South Texas and laughing as well

@righteousduke2704 2 года назад

“That’s my father he’s …*gestures*… just… *gestures* …you know?” Absolutely, my man. Totally got it.

@alljello3880 4 года назад

This guys just a natural he doesn’t even seem like he’s trying

@whytower 4 года назад

i think the alcohol was doing all the heavy lifting.

@sadtoast6122 4 года назад

Bro he's just telling a story

@chrislovesannick 4 года назад

Sad Toast hater

@sadtoast6122 4 года назад

@@chrislovesannick naw like I agree with him it's as easy as telling a story who says I'm hating??

@aidans4588 4 года назад

Sad Toast bruh you really think comedy is just getting up there and telling a funny story? Try telling a Dave chapelle home and it won’t even be half as funny as it is when he is it

@aidenmiranda2466 4 года назад

Best part is how many times he repeats, “i’m 17” “i’m on steroids” “true story” had me cracking up

@Youwood667 4 года назад

Im drunk right now !! LMAOOOO

@timbo752 4 года назад

And he unironically says “I’ll never forget”

@ABC-pj8ly 4 года назад

Your comment have 911 likes

@vinkeyla23 4 года назад

Aiden Miranda 🤣🤣🤣😭

@metaljeremy 4 года назад

Or "you know"

@tkrpclips8363 3 года назад

"I'll take it 364 days of the year, NOT TODAY!!!" 😂😭😂😂

@StudioMod 2 года назад

This is one of the weirdest stream of consciousness types of routines I've ever seen. He just was riffing the whole thing but that story was hilarious. The part where his father looks at the ceiling and starts laughing then asks his son to lock the door murdered me. I hated my own principle. Seeing that shit would be hilarious

@nologic29 Год назад

Stream of consciousness? Yeah it's called conversation.

@chknrsandTBBTROX73 Год назад

@@nologic29 RIP Norm

@nologic29 Год назад

@@chknrsandTBBTROX73 RIP the goat 🙏😭

@SgtGatorade 7 месяцев назад

@@nologic29still makes me laugh man

@mwj9433 4 года назад

This would be great on 'This is Not Happening'

@nicksurfs1 4 года назад

Michael Jeffrey I’m pretty sure it is.

@Quantum_GirlE 4 года назад

Michael Jeffrey oh crap! I legit I actually thought that was what I was watching. lol

@susanneskadetsinnverdilsek5901 4 года назад

"This literally didn't happened" lol

@Daswassuphomie 4 года назад

@@Quantum_GirlE how high are you 🤣🌱🌿🌿🌲🌲🌲🌲

@JC-ev2ns 4 года назад

It’s great just like this why would being on that dumb show make it any better?

@1123awesomeness 4 года назад

That "never forget" joke was GOLD

@keving90 4 года назад

Kunstler Kunstlerr it’s been 18 years... i don’t think “too soon” is applicable anymore

@JDJD-mw9rr 4 года назад

@Kunstler Kunstlerr we all saw it happen, its been almost 19 years its not "too soon"

@yrvjutrtubxsyi 4 года назад

It was lmao

@xXmacan99Xx 4 года назад

Kunstler Kunstlerr stfu

@coffeytv 4 года назад

LMFAOOOO facts

@DanielLopez-dy1ul 2 года назад

"There's gotta be another way" in NY Italian accent had me dying lmao

@joshuahorwitz6458 3 года назад

I was at the Comedy Cellar on 9/12/19. Whilst it was an incredible night, and all the comedians killed, I will forever lament the fact I missed this set by one night.

@heyysimone 4 года назад

"anytime he called me by my transgender name". Im walking around town trying not to piss myself laughing like a maniac

@Q_QQ_Q 4 года назад

lol

@xxVeidxx 4 года назад

Is he transgender ? (RU-vid just got me here )

@jddnph1837 4 года назад

xxVeidxx lmao no its a joke

@JackJames-exe 4 года назад

I'm transgender and I've never heard a funnier trans comment in a joke from a straight cis white guy in my life

@katethepanfuckertm-9750 4 года назад

Ik it's a joke but I don't get it pls someone explain-

@cecilia4947 4 года назад

The fact that his father is an actual criminal, but being expelled from highschool is what dishonors the family 😂

@NAConen 2 года назад

1) Even sociopaths usually have a sense of ethics. 2)At least the man still wants to honor the mother of his children by keeping his son in school. 3) I bet the kid didn’t get in any more fights in school after that.

@thinkbeforeyoutype7106 2 года назад

Hahaha

@todx15 2 года назад

LMAO

@JOESPILLZ 2 года назад

That's really how it is or was in my family too! I could get caught by the cops with 270 oxycontin and I'd be like "shit.." expelled from Catholic highschool!? "I can't go home!!” True story. Shouts out to Cardinal Dougherty in Philly. FUCK you Mr. Kane!😅

@kaimiloamano5824 2 года назад

Moral of the story Father and Principal are good friends!!! “Your worse enemy could be your best friend” Robert Nesta Marley

@jclem1600 Год назад

That was one of the funniest bits I’ve ever seen. To take such a touchy subject WHILE drunk and have a whole room laughing takes so much talent.

@yremogtnomnad 3 года назад

He was like "never forget" and I was like "I forgot". I'm dying over here

@safoma 4 года назад

This is Chris Distefano's The Machine story

@Blackkeys12 4 года назад

✪ Safoma but actually true...ish

@philipribchester1994 4 года назад

Only this story is hilarious

@sdashia 4 года назад

Except this is funny.

@joseservantes8123 4 года назад

You're kidding right? He's good, but this story ain't got shit on Burt's story

@uncleiroh4650 4 года назад

John Shepherd Bert’s story isnt as much funny as it is entertaining. This story will get you to howl in laughter. The machine story gets some chuckles but the main appeal is the absurd situation, not really its comedic appeal. But to each their own.🤷🏾‍♂️ Both sets are great

@theamazingspiderwuss4236 4 года назад

“A chain that’s Jesus’ actual height and weight in gold” one of the best off handed remarks in the whole story

@jondunmore4268 4 года назад

Yes, but worked on and crafted for probably 3 months.

@daynejoseph2366 4 года назад

The fact that there’s 666 likes on this particular comment is the greatest thing ever. Nobody fuck this up.

@deliciasmith744 3 года назад

Right!🤣😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@Birdman2003 3 года назад

What about me makes only 4 comments cuz no one wanted to touch it after the first comment...I'm all in

@DaSkonk 3 года назад

Couldn't agree more - an absolutely hilarious detail, just thrown in as a casual aside; legendary story-telling!

@manuelzapata8545 3 года назад

I lost track of how many times I've watched this

@calisongbird Год назад

Same!!! 😂

@drv3973 Год назад

I’ve listened to this 30 times in the last few years. My fav stand up bit of all time.

@VicAtNyte 4 года назад

Joey Diaz should play your father

@bryanparish8046 4 года назад

Omfg YES!

@neong 4 года назад

Holy fuck, yes please!

@Indi 4 года назад

MY EXACT THOUGHT THE WHOLE TIME

@jojack1234567890 4 года назад

Does this count as Drunk History?

@mangumangoo 4 года назад

Chris and Coco exchanging stories would be a great podcast.

@dylmwidner 4 года назад

The fact that he doesn’t need a punchline to tell a story means this guy is going to be funny for a long time. I had tears in my eyes this entire video.

@alexanderrose1071 4 года назад

William Johnson this was just a story. He has jokes with punchlines and they’re very good as well

@peteytrades3938 4 года назад

I literally was crying. His one line commentary to punctuate points are unreal.

@peteytrades3938 4 года назад

@William Johnson the best part about it all, you can listen to someone else. Don't let us know who tho....

@alexanderrose1071 4 года назад

William Johnson two things. I love that you came back 14 hours later because this was so on your mind. Also, you told me a lot about yourself and your age in that you went and checked out some late night sets. Nobody below 30 checks out late night sets.

@alexanderrose1071 4 года назад

William Johnson I’m genuinely laughing really hard at the “get owned bitch” like you’re proud you did something. You didn’t. I’m also getting the sense that I was right.

@nickricci19 3 года назад

"Look at dat whoopty doo now you're not on da phone" Barney Rubbles kills me

@kh0357 4 года назад

“whoopdido you’re not on the phone anymore” killed me

@seanm7539 3 года назад

Omg

@Johnis2nd 3 года назад

Me too. I can picture it!

@wh1tewolf4 2 года назад

Finger slams on the phone rest button!

@dontbestupid6664 2 года назад

I could imagine Pacino doing that it in one of those 90s mob movies.

@dyan785 2 года назад

Magic trick lolololol

@YankeesFanForLife27 4 года назад

“I lost god September 21st, 1979” had me dying lol

@vladimirenlow4388 4 года назад

How could Earth, Wind, and Fire make someone lose their faith in God?

@jacksonp2397 4 года назад

Do you remember?

@7MTheHunger 4 года назад

@@jacksonp2397 😂😁🤣 .... If that wasn't a joke, then it's still pure Comedy.

@glamdoll9082 4 года назад

God with a capital G

@YankeesFanForLife27 4 года назад

GLAM DOLL It’s okay just to laugh Karen

@micahnedrud 3 года назад

Had to check it out after YMH shot me up like a telescope

@jenniferiurato5333 3 года назад

he is so effortlessly funny it’s crazy, and the stories he has to tell are insane. watching the hey babe podcast and hearing some of the stories is the best and funniest thing ever

@pixelgaming5254 4 года назад

Chris destefano is the gayest straight man ever

@jefersonvilaede 4 года назад

yes he is. It's just what it is, guy. Chrissy chlamydia. AKA Chrissy Neither straight nor gay.

@alyxchai1943 3 года назад

John mulaney

@chrishansen2409 3 года назад

@@alyxchai1943 definitely

@bigseeks1417 3 года назад

And Tim Dillon is the straightest gay man ever. I feel like they could do something with that lol

@maxschenner17 3 года назад

He's just deeply closeted

@iamskippy 4 года назад

08:59 _”Are you stupid?”_ 09:23 _”Chrissy, lock the forking door.”_ 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@shmigod1195 4 года назад

Yeah I heard it too

@javigd96 4 года назад

He lost God september 21st 1979

@warrencase8666 3 года назад

Chrissys dad was all like “put my son back in school or I’m gonna come atchu in a different way” 🤣🤣

@Sean-kg7vh 2 года назад

I chuckled when he said “and he looked at the ceiling and laughed”.

@maeganclark2012 4 года назад

This was one of the best stand up bits I’ve ever seen.

@kperreault420 4 года назад

Now you ruined it for me cause there's no way it could be that good

@Bradmhj 4 года назад

Meh

@hitzncritzmobilegaming9988 4 года назад

The bar is set low for you then lol

@kevindube7096 4 года назад

He met Theo Von & decided to become a NY version of him. It’s allright tho 🤷🏽‍♂️

@sub_second_life3174 4 года назад

Oh man I’m laughing so hard right now 😂

@luarodriguez6516 4 года назад

I’d rather be in prison with my actual friends 😂😂😂

@JackRinderer Год назад

The fact his delivery is on point despite being drunk is proof that comedy is not for just anyone. You have to have real talent to do this.

@silviabez6157 3 года назад

When my dad calls me by my transgender name ahahahaha lost it!! The most hilarious guy ever!! He makes me laugh

@yab01keef67 4 года назад

"Some drunk guy just wandered onto the stage and started telling jokes, he doesn't even have a time slot." "Wait... let him talk."

@robluxipiech4033 3 года назад

Hahahhahahaha good one lmao

@TCrob 4 года назад

Feel bad for whoever had to follow him that night

@loganwitte3477 4 года назад

@MichaelSanguine the audience's raucous laughter says otherwise

@TCrob 4 года назад

@MichaelSanguine maybe if he whispered it in to the mic for you, you would have liked it.

@cbd7575 4 года назад

MichaelSanguine this was fucking hilarious. One of my favorite bits in recent memory

@raqueldeshow9678 4 года назад

@@TCrob WAAHAHAHAHAA

@TheKatarinaGiselle 4 года назад

MichaelSanguine you have a poor sense of humor..this guy’s set was incredible!

@blindingirisjake 2 года назад

“Anytime my dad calls me by my transgender name” that whole sequence was knee slapping hilarious 😂

@scareglare 2 года назад

Watching this on the 20th anniversary of 9/11

@DJAnthologic 4 года назад

One of the best stories ever! His delivery “drunk” is better and more genuine than many comedians sober

@calisongbird 4 года назад

Anthologic I don’t think he was actually drunk, I think that bit was just part of the act

@SageGarlandSingerSongwriter 4 года назад

When did you see a comedian sober lol

@jh8307 4 года назад

Seems like he's on speed as well lol

@deemkn 4 года назад

@@calisongbird He was actually drunk, they talk about it in one of their podcasts!

@alexanderrose1071 4 года назад

RU-vidName he was not fully drunk, but quite tipsy

@Simply_chase 4 года назад

Give this man some benadryl, and get him over to YMH

@robreid2652 4 года назад

thatfitdad IG piss on me. Beat me.

@Daswassuphomie 4 года назад

@@robreid2652 um ..ok?!

@bnww5022 4 года назад

@@Daswassuphomie It's a YMH reference

@caneface87 4 года назад

Jeans were high and tight!

@johndoe5272 4 года назад

Younga Munree Huwecors? I ront think that Widdle Wayne signs comerians. If rey do get Shane Gillis some benaril and send him too.

@spencerl7826 2 года назад

I've heard Chris tell this story multiple times from watching his specials and on Pandora. This time I felt like I got the real unedited version! You're the man Chrissy!

@williamwiley4437 11 месяцев назад

I can rehear this story a hundred times and still be cracking up

@saracarr3382 4 года назад

This man has the exact opposite comedic energy as John Mulaney

@lionheart7019 3 года назад

What is Mulaney’s effect. Haven’t seen too much of Mulaney.

@stevenosborne455 3 года назад

Mulaney is drunk gangster that sobered up and acts gay. This guy is clean cut gay guy that gets drunk and goes gangster.

@cecilia4947 3 года назад

@@stevenosborne455 interesting

@soulbound2 3 года назад

@@stevenosborne455 oh

@stevenosborne455 3 года назад

@Keynesian Economics indeed he does, he's incredibley straight actually. However, I still stand by my metaphor.

@karlwashere123 4 года назад

Wow that was so connected. Homeboy was super comfortable. And it showed. Great show.

@vqqqqq 4 года назад

yeaaaaa alcohol does that, professor

@adasouffront9885 4 года назад

@@vqqqqq Well alchohol makes me very incoherent so I give him mad respect for that.

@idontwantahandlethough 2 года назад

@@vqqqqq this isnt just alcohol, this is years of practice + alcohol

@janedawson1398 3 года назад

I think this just beat Jesus for the greatest story ever told.

@gabriellegallo7433 3 года назад

This will forever be my favorite story of all time

@adstanator 4 года назад

This is what therapy looks like for a comedian

@_youngstajae 2 года назад

Literally bro he sounds like he’s having a conversation 😂

@donny_chang 2 года назад

Funny enough his therapist told him he should do comedy and he's been killing it

@theeternalnow6506 8 месяцев назад

Yeah this was both hilarious and tragic at the same time.

@IggyZardable 4 года назад

„Id rather be in actual jail, with my friends.“ has me dying everytime

@colbythom223 2 года назад

I watch this every year to remember.

@mcf-662 Год назад

I could watch this 100 times and 100 times it would crack me up. The fact he's drunk makes it even funnier and makes him even somewhat endearing

@davidstillwell8091 4 года назад

When he’s talking about his dad coming to the school I’m picturing Adam Sandler lmao

@jasminesanchez542 4 года назад

Sameeeee

@Schyler__Parker 4 года назад

It literally is a perfect Sandler impression 😂😂

@whymakeme 4 года назад

yes!

@liamflairty8944 4 года назад

I’m just seeing my dad doing this lmao

@MalloryNewcomb 4 года назад

I imagined Joey Diaz 😂

@reksriot7637 3 года назад

Hey Mommy's wasn't that worth pausing the podcast.

@davel7159 3 года назад

haha yup

@davidmillman2411 3 года назад

holy crap yes

@kWazt 3 года назад

had to

@josephdavis2695 3 года назад

Chrissy Benadryl is hilarious

@jsans2520 3 года назад

💀💀💀💀💀💀

@brianchelette1336 3 года назад

“Chrissy in the closet till my dad dies” kills this story. Made me laugh so hard I got a nosebleed

@zuri2002 2 года назад

Do you have a link for that? I just discovered Chris Distefano and I can't find it

@brianchelette1336 2 года назад

@@zuri2002 “Chrissy in the Closet Till My Dad Dies” is one of his aliases like Chrissy Chaos or Chrissy Keg Stands. He had an episode of Your Moms House Podcast where he said he’s Chrissy in the Closet… it just stuck with me as the funniest alias.

@coop948 3 года назад

"They got the wrong guy." "Here's the thing, no they didn't." 😂😂😂

@calisongbird 3 года назад

That part killed me!! 😂😂😂

@gavinoldham7783 4 года назад

His dad voice sounds like coach Steve from big mouth

@ThisIsYourOnlyWarning 4 года назад

Gavin Oldham I was thinking the exact same thing! This was a great set!

@krombopulosnichols4070 4 года назад

Breh

@biggiefish8223 4 года назад

"They got the wrong guy...... He didn't make the thick in the warm "

@EvilMonkey7818 4 года назад

@@biggiefish8223 Most appropriate username to match a comment I've seen in a minute.

@biggiefish8223 4 года назад

@@EvilMonkey7818 thank you

@StatusQuonald Год назад

This guy doesn't need any material. He's just like Joey Diaz. He can just tell all the absurd shit he's experienced and be naturally funny. Love it

@allyabernathy4098 Год назад

i was smiling throughout the story but the half-excited half-scared “oh my god” around 6:12 is where i fully fucking lost it 😂😂😂😂😂 edit - fixed the time i realized i was off a couple seconds

@bentimpe5303 4 года назад

This sounds like Rocket Raccoon doing stand up. 😂

@Jay_Ara 4 года назад

Ben Timpe - 🤣 bravo sir 👏

@JidoKashi 4 года назад

Ben Timpe HOLY CRAP! It really does!!!

@mjade1673 4 года назад

Omg yeassss

@brischneider1400 4 года назад

“I’m daddy’s little princess and I know what daddy wants” I lost it 😂😂😂

@petermcgill1559 2 года назад

One of the STRONGEST sets I've ever seen. 12 minutes of gold. I mean it.

@quickHitter5080 3 года назад

“Crissy, lock the fucking door” 😭😭

@sarmenpm1304 4 года назад

Who else comes back every now and then to watch this?

@bennettswatsenbargii4218 2 года назад

@dycey622 2 года назад

@nosceteipsum6742 2 года назад

At least 10 times in the last two years lol

@IronHide3910 2 года назад

Here again

@crazycarl00 Год назад

All comedy derives from pain and tragedy and this is the pinnacle of comedic stories.

@swagn1f1c13nt 4 года назад

CHRIS was hitting on ALL CYLINDERS with THIS ONE!!! 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

@trentlomelino 2 года назад

This will never fail to be hilarious. I've watched this too many times.

@bobinchainz 3 года назад

I was laughing my ass off from the part he said Bill was triggered then slightly excuses his language by saying “Ladies ...”

@tylerswanson2922 4 года назад

That "I lost God" line is hilariously dark

@seapeajones 4 года назад

Agree! It's such a good detail for the story

@TheTribalistic 4 года назад

Tyler Swanson Yeah.... i just stopped laughing and ...and started to think about shit after that line

@dannydbdhoes 3 года назад

I don't get it 🙃

@-j-4618 3 года назад

dannydbdhoes he lost God

@randomgunk 4 года назад

Lost my shit at "Anytime my dad called me by my transgender name..." XD

@Frussian40 Год назад

I come back to this whenever I need a good belly laugh 😂

@ThatWeirdCreator 2 года назад

Dude knows how to perfectly tell a story.

@SkritchB 4 года назад

Somehow i find the funniest thing in this is when he walked in to school "youre expelled" "oh shit man i forgot" got me cracking in tears especially the way he said it

@BondofOblivion 3 года назад

Did you hear of our Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ?

@Mamaki69 3 года назад

Never Forget.

@muraddiab6393 3 года назад

He tried the George Costanza method

@petrovsimon 4 года назад

40 years ago today, this man lost God...

@patphatkitten 4 года назад

Simon. Someone said it means he killed someone in prison.

@jimmypadilla3441 4 года назад

Honestly could've been both...

@patphatkitten 4 года назад

@@ali3nsuperstar yeah, possible.

@Papabandana 4 года назад

@@jimmypadilla3441 both..... *AT THE SAME TIME*

@aidankeohane3370 3 года назад

If they ever make Chrissy’s life into a movie, Adam Sandler would crush it as Tony DiStefano

@vicarious8989 2 года назад

Had to come here today.

@MalloryNewcomb 4 года назад

He totally turned into Chrissy when he was defending his vodka soda while on Keto oh gosh 😂😂😂. He’s like prepping for the audience to roast him

@MikeLaBelle 4 года назад

Chris should just do everything drunk from now on. This is comedy gold. I’ve watched this multiple times now & it’s laughs each & every time.

@jsharkey9287 4 года назад

i wish you knew english tbh

@tanishadarkar9210 3 года назад

ikr , drunk distefano for the win!!!

@kevintanner7772 3 года назад

Mike LaBelle I’d forgotten about this - it’s so classic

@Paulymcfly1 3 года назад

@@jsharkey9287 Wow, smarty pants. Spell checking on youtube.

@00gr1ngo8 3 года назад

@@jsharkey9287 my thoughts exactly

@MH-nc5jd 2 года назад

"because I'm daddy's little princess.. and I know what daddy wants".. 😂😆😂😆😂

@calvinb1932 2 года назад

I’m gonna watch this routine every Sept 11 now

@anunnakimenagerie 4 года назад

I thought they were going to pretend that his mother died in 9/11 so that the school would take him back

@PinkLaptop 4 года назад

Anunnaki Menagerie that would’ve been a good excuse.

@renewable1502 4 года назад

This guy is a great comedian. Taking a story that should not at all be funny and making it absolutely hilarious. Hats to you my dude

@tws18st3 4 года назад

Why shouldn't it be made fun of? It happened it's over with people love to hold on to it so they can blame their shitty lives on a disaster caused by our own government

@branon6565 4 года назад

RenewableEnd85 ....why shouldn't it be funny? I mean he knocked some as**ole out cold with a chair, that sh*t's hilarious.....

@branon6565 4 года назад

TWS 18st ....caused by the animals who follow a false prophet pedophile, not our gov't

@abrahamjosM 3 года назад

You are right... - 9/11 - crying teen - teen on steroids (in school?) - brutal attack on child - mom in blood - dad in jail - dad bribing, threatening Principal - principal doing underground supply....

@jessicabritton8750 2 года назад

@@abrahamjosM cry

@juliesciulla Год назад

I’ve been unable to draw a complete breath this entire story….I can’t get enough of this guy❤

@Userhandle7384 Год назад

Every couple of months I come back to this gem 😆 🤣 💀

@MalloryNewcomb 4 года назад

“How did you survive 9/11 and fall off the bus?!” “He was wearing a chain that was Jesus’ actual height and weight in gold” FANTASTIC, I actually used that last week 🤣 But I had to stop the video at “I lost God September 21st, 1979” because I laughed so hard my (conservative Christian) soul could’ve escaped my body.

@jefersonvilaede 4 года назад

and that "never forget" was fucking golden