30 Star Wars characters described in 1 sentence 

0:36 this is not a character the Jedi would describe in one sentence.

0:34 "If you have not heard of this character I'm not surprised." It's not a story the Jedi would tell you.

Star Wars in one sentence: "Anakin, stop panakin."

"Argugahuehrhughergh." - Chewbacca, a long time ago.

Theres a scene obi wan tells ani “calm down anakin” Thats it. Thats anakin in one sentence

“You were nice to me, don’t come to the Jedi temple tomorrow” pretty accurate

Introducing: Obi wan Kenobi, otherwise known as space Jesus Introducing : Darth Maul, otherwise known as space satan

“BB-8 is impossible to knock over” Tree: Im about to end this man’s whole career

"you were always nice to me. Don't come to the Jedi temple tomorrow" lmao

" Introducing the only black guy in the entire galaxy." Literally another black guy standing 2 feet behind him

I would pay to see “101 Damerons: A Star Wars story”

WHY IS NOBODY TALKING ABOUT THE GONK DROID ENTRY

0:48 literally another black guy standing right behind him

If i remember correctly, Mace only had a purple light saber just because Samuel Jackson asked for it so he can be easily identified in a major battle despite being the only black jedi there God bless you Samuel

The best part of this is that Obi-Wan is referred to as “Space Jesus”

"Space Jesus" Guys I've got an idea for a new religion

“The only reason Grievous was taken down, is for whatever fucking reason, he agreed to 1v1 space Jesus” Hahaha best part.

Ahh, General Swag.

The prequels summarised in one line Obi wan “calm down Anakin”

"Lando: only black guy in the galaxy" Mace Windu is 2 characters later

“Died because he agreed to 1v1 Space Jesus” We will put you on the Jedi Counsel *AND* the rank of master Anakin: *sad Anakin noises*

"Space Jesus" so true lmao

"He agreed to 1v1 space Jesus." beautiful.

That’s the most accurate description ever 1:28

3/10 not enough dethsticks.

"Although considered one of the most powerfull Sith Lords of all time, Pallaptins most impressive feat was peer pressuring Anakin in only 10 seconds" Oh boy, you are in for a show tonight son.

0:48 "Only black guy in the galaxy" *looks behind him*

“Only black guy in the entire galaxy,” The black guard behind him :(

You know I could be studying for finals, but this is more important

Maybe he didn't consider it as him owning it more as it being by his side

"You were always nice to me. Don't come to the Jedi temple tomorrow." That's so accurate and golden.

"you were always nice, don't come to the jedi temple tomorrow" when i say i cried

Obi-Wan Kenobi: *Space Jesus.*

Yea “Star Wars: 100 Poe’s” is a movie I would see

"Space jesus" THE CHOSEN WAN

“Space Jesus” *KILLED ME*

0:49 “Introducing the only black man in the galaxy...” The guy behind him: “Oh its true, I am not black. I am Dark Italian.”

Lando Calrissian: literally the only black guy in the entire galaxy Mace Windu: hello there

Plo Koon also learned how to use force lightning without turning to the dark side. Underrated character.

no-one: youtube subtitles: "admiral whole dough"

Plo Koon beat Yoda? Didn't know that, how?

Have you ever heard of the tragedy of Darth Swaggus the wise? I thought not. It's not a story the uncultured would tell you. Darth Swaggus was a dank lord of the memes so dank and so wise, he could use the memes to influence the meme community to create Minecraft. He had such a knowledge of the dank side, he could even keep the memes he cared about from dying. The dank side of the internet is a pathway to many memes some find..... unnatural. He became so dank, the only thing he feared was losing his memes, which of course he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew. Then his apprentice killed his memes in his sleep. Ironic. He could save other memes from death but not his own. Is it possible to learn this power? Not from a non-memer.

He never actually owned r2, that’s why he said he never owned a droid

Finn: proof of taking off imperial helmet increases accuracy by an average of 700% But sir, 0×7=0

"You've always been good to me, don't come to the Jedi Temple tomorrow". (Anakin Skywalker) *THIS*

Actually boba fett had 5 lines you missed his last line Ahhhhhhhhhhh

“he agreed to 1v1 space jesus” IM CRYING

2:51 “he just doesn’t like sand”

Lando: I'm the only black guy in the galaxy Finn and Mace Windu: *am I a joke to you?*

*This video is very accurate* not for stormtroopers.

Boba fett had 5 lines in the original trilogy 5th: “aaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh”

All characters that died in a sentence “My controller disconnected and I got my arm chopped off”

General Grievous did an oopsie: He accepted a duel to a space jesus

SirSwag: Rwrwrwhegg Me: WHERE IS THE LIKE BUTTON

0:48 "Introducing the only black guy in the entire galaxy during the rule of the Empire" Me: (looks behind Lando's right shoulder) Are you sure about that

Wrong - the reason why the First Order was so admin about catching and retrieving BB-8 was because of how goddamn dummy thicc he is.

0:49 "Introducing the only black guy in the galaxy, during the reign of the galactic empire" *looks behind him slightly to the left* uhhuh

Obi-wan the "Space Jesus" So accurate lmao

*Fun fact : You didn’t search for this*

Anakin in one sentence “I hate the sand, it’s course, it’s rough, it’s irritating, and I gets everywhere.”

I know im already going to love this.

Ah, yes... *THE SUCC*

"Introducing the only black guy in the entire galaxy." Greef Karga, Finn, and Mace Windu: Are we a joke to you?

3:41 Wow that is some dedication to research as something only in a obscure comic book part if star wars legends, amazing tidbit, I thought when you said that, wow he actually knows that fact, *"A surprise to be sure"*

3:46 gasping for air

Alternate version for obi-wan: On the high ground

Narrator: Lando's the only black guy in the galaxy The black guy behind Lando: Am I a joke to you?

Just say clone and you describe 6 million star wars characters

0:49 theres literally another black guy behind lando on the left

3:38 Got to say, Plo Koon was my favorite Jedi in the "Clone Wars" cartoon. Knowing he beat Yoda in a duel makes me like him even more.

3:16 The guy wasn't asking Tarkin to order the full scale evacuation of the Death Star, he was just recommending Tarkin get out of there himself.

*MMMHHHHHM* CONSUME KETAMINE I MUST

“The only black guy in the galaxy” There’s another black guy at the back ...

Its 5:30 AM in the Morning and im still awake, but this outro made me real happy

"Introducing the only black guy in the entire galaxy" Mace Windu: Am i a joke to you?

2:50 lmao

Ah, my old enemy, *Space* *Jesus*

Stormtroopers have 0% accuracy, and Finn is 700 times more accuracy So Finn has no accuracy because 0 x 700 = 0

Lando: introducing the only black guy in the whole galaxy Windu: am I a joke to you?

3:45 His grace has bestowed upon us these words of wisdom, holding the greatest power in all of the galaxy. Listen to them with the utmost attention.

I mean, a kill count does not indicate good leadership, especially since she got that count directly and not by correctly leading her subordinates into a masterfully strategised battle. Thanks to Holdo, now we know C-3PO can get just as high a kill count if he ever decided he was done dealing with living things' shit. She managed to force Po to start a mutiny as well as had the brilliant idea of stranding the remains of the resistance on a deserted planet without enough fuel to reach a new system. Also, the deaths of 99% of the resistance are on her because Po only gave Finn the go ahead because Holdo did not provide any sense that she even had a plan. Holdo's poor management resulted in the events that led to the plan about the transports being discovered, waited until most of them were destroyed, and only then had the idea to use hyperspace. The fact she let so many transports be destroyed shows she is not capable of making quick decisions in emergency situations She was indeed a terrible leader, as incompetent as Hux was in TLJ

We know we all came for "hello there"

T2S Sam:Obi Wan had adventures with R2! That's like owning a Droid. His actual red astromech:Am I a joke to you?

Awwwe, the Plo Koon one made me sad.

No one: Not a single soul: Not even the dirt on a planet in the most distant galaxy: SirSwag: UUUHHORHAHUOAWRHOAHH heg

when he said "uoaaoaooaoaheg" i felt that

Everyone: *an actual sentence* Chewbaca: *HuehehēheHehÆg*

2:30 correction: Zhe character who managed to hold his ground against two fighters with lightsabers, despite having been shot in zhe abdomen with zhe most powerful handheld weapon in zhe franchise. 1:30 correction: zhe character zhat went from being able to take on six jedi simultaniously with only two of his arms in 2d, to being beaten by everyone including clone pod fucking jar-jar binks zhe not wise in 3d.

“space jesus” 😂

1:27 *"The only reason Grievous was taken down is for whatever fucking reason, he agreed to 1v1 space jesus"*

This is one of the few times I actually appreciate having a boy narrate the videoo

The ending tho😂

Jango Fett is just a simple man trying to make his way in the unvierse

3:33 he has 5 lines, and one of them was: Aaaahh!

BOBA FETT IS NOW THE MOST BADASS CHARACTER AFTER CHAPTER 14 OF THE MANDALORIAN.

2:51 I’m crying 😂

Here's another one for grievous. "For a sick character with a terrifying and intimidating backstory, he sure is treated badly in the movies and shows"

Wow, the Chewbacca part caught me off guard and i'm dying!

I want to see a version of this where it's just a single line that they say in the movies that define their characters. Such as: Anakin: I don't like sand. Palpatine: I am the senate! Obi wan: Hello there.

Rey: She cannot comprehend just how overpowered she is.