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Tim Dillon lets you know that even though we are entering one of the worst economic recessions everything is going to be okay, and why he's comforted by the podcasts of Jennifer Aniston, Jason Bateman, and all celebrities.
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Комментарии : 2 тыс.   
@Name-fy9ky
@Name-fy9ky 2 года назад
Ben looks like Stephen Hawking watched a golf documentary and his nurse thought it would be fun to dress him up.
@colbytheneech4490
@colbytheneech4490 2 года назад
💀💀💀
@TRG29338
@TRG29338 2 года назад
top ten Ben comments
@alisondelli-gatti8500
@alisondelli-gatti8500 2 года назад
screaming
@maxmeeks9910
@maxmeeks9910 2 года назад
Ben is dressed to look nerdy. Really, Ben is just another tall, built, well-educated, and well-fed kid of well-off parents. And, is Tim's handler.
@sjwilkins1991
@sjwilkins1991 2 года назад
Fucking fitting as glove on a murder's hand.
@mason702
@mason702 2 года назад
Tim’s outlook on things really helps me make peace with the fact that society is collapsing.
@guccimane623
@guccimane623 2 года назад
It’s amazing how he essentially carried a generation of people through the lockdowns. It was a meteoric rise at the perfect time. 👌 Also. Ray Kump and him do not get enough credit. If you listen to his patreon, they were SLAYING long before Tim’s success- And I’d say that Ray is Tim’s perfect co-host should they ever team up again (and I pray they do as much as possible)
@ChaseAcheck408
@ChaseAcheck408 2 года назад
@@guccimane623 they get plenty of credit about 300 grand a month
@elektrotehnik94
@elektrotehnik94 2 года назад
This guy saying what Tim said, but unironically :D I present to you, the S2 Underground; where paranoia sounds educated
@guccimane623
@guccimane623 2 года назад
@@ChaseAcheck408 Tim’s patreon currently says 222,000 a month. What’s Ray’s?
@Stj209
@Stj209 2 года назад
@@guccimane623 $6,066 per month as of March. Provably slightly higher now.
@Ballhawk99
@Ballhawk99 2 года назад
Tim’s glasses are actually worth $98k after inflation
@MonsterRain91
@MonsterRain91 2 года назад
Why would they be worth more after each of Tim’s meals?
@TrollHunterxXx
@TrollHunterxXx 2 года назад
Bargain
@mightymodo
@mightymodo 2 года назад
@@MonsterRain91 because of the extra meat sweat on them?
@MFJoneser
@MFJoneser 2 года назад
Yes and but yes tho
@Hastur.in.yellow
@Hastur.in.yellow 2 года назад
@@Kigoz4Life Obviously, it was NOT a joke
@NegationOfNegation
@NegationOfNegation 2 года назад
"Good luck everyone, you're gonna die, and it's gonna be in vain" - Tim Dillon Some words to live by
@scubatablemallcop3804
@scubatablemallcop3804 2 года назад
amen to the King of LA and Austin, Tim Dillon
@incredulousd9408
@incredulousd9408 2 года назад
Ben looks like he's wearing a boat captain hat, which is very fitting, as he's steering this podcast into the ground with constant ineptitude. That being said, 10/10 episode.
@TRG29338
@TRG29338 2 года назад
Ben is the sort of captain that would throw women and children overboard just to save on diesel.
@alexkay1672
@alexkay1672 2 года назад
It’s crazy how handlers don’t have dress codes
@americaisdyingslowly
@americaisdyingslowly 2 года назад
Captain Stabbin' for Pride Month of course...
@sa.8208
@sa.8208 2 года назад
gas digital guys did a fantastic job at stopping the flow with non drops and constantly interrupting, bringing this show to way over 98% approval ratings.. however ben is the anti christ
@myny866
@myny866 2 года назад
@@TRG29338 or just to keep the boat safe
@Zero11235
@Zero11235 2 года назад
Tim Dillon is the comedian the Apocalypse deserves.
@Cryptum404
@Cryptum404 2 года назад
I don’t like how his editor has a camera now
@digduck9463
@digduck9463 2 года назад
He is too good for this humanity
@angelgjr1999
@angelgjr1999 2 года назад
Tim’s Long Island real estate holdings and his comedy will save America.
@peteythebull812
@peteythebull812 2 года назад
HAHA! It needed to be said and you said it perfectly my friend =)
@Yourmymomdad
@Yourmymomdad 2 года назад
@@digduck9463 hello friend
@leavingarizona3345
@leavingarizona3345 2 года назад
I know it’s kind of a meme but this is proof that Tim is the funniest without a guest. Idk why but god he’s hilarious this way, all bad news and no guests. Truly the best. With that being said, we are all going to burn alive.
@Anouyz
@Anouyz 2 года назад
guests are always too busy trying to be funny
@blindthrall
@blindthrall 2 года назад
Don't threaten me with a good time, pig.
@vatoloco3919
@vatoloco3919 2 года назад
⁹0
@SE-ZESS
@SE-ZESS Год назад
“All bad news and no guests” 😂🏆
@winnieblews
@winnieblews 2 года назад
I can confirm I am one of Tims many 7 year old fans. Thanks to Tim I smoke, drink and gamble heavily on bare knuckle gay boxing.
@sanjaivkovic9126
@sanjaivkovic9126 2 года назад
Start smoking support Tim and Ben
@Goofmaxxin
@Goofmaxxin 2 года назад
2 knuckles deep son
@fat69
@fat69 2 года назад
Gin martinis and Marlboro lights all day baby
@brandonwicker7579
@brandonwicker7579 2 года назад
Oh the BKGB? Yeah I just started following that myself
@span3631
@span3631 2 года назад
But is it out of a plastic Burger King cup.?.?.?
@alexsaucedo4930
@alexsaucedo4930 2 года назад
When Tim wears shades…it’s going to be a wild episode! 😂 “A tent ain’t bad…”
@nickthemanr
@nickthemanr 2 года назад
Jennifer Anniston talking about how she doesn’t trust her maid faking long term Covid had me fucking dead 💀 😭😭😭😭
@JG-jy7pe
@JG-jy7pe 2 года назад
lmfaooooo
@devinpolk90
@devinpolk90 2 года назад
The content we crave
@MrKirbbdogg
@MrKirbbdogg 2 года назад
She really said that ?
@presterjohn1697
@presterjohn1697 2 года назад
Serious? That pencil eraser troll is hating on her maid?
@john.jai.sullivan
@john.jai.sullivan Год назад
@@presterjohn1697😂😂😂
@joeykidd4867
@joeykidd4867 2 года назад
Tim Dillon is mad at his parents for not getting him plastic surgery for his elbows 🤣
@steeveekeys1904
@steeveekeys1904 2 года назад
Jon Benet's parents immediately got plastic surgery to repair her face after her brother wacked her with a golf club, any less would be child abuse. Tim has every right to be mad.
@hughjass2745
@hughjass2745 2 года назад
@@steeveekeys1904 @Steevee Keys tbf Jon Benet wasn't an Irish potato, and was making them money on the side. She wasn't getting fat at Red Lobster. Every time he refers to himself as a cute kid he lies to us, he was a lil piglet.
@lunarvania8073
@lunarvania8073 2 года назад
What a drama Queen! Take the stickers and shut up kid!
@harrisonlynch2035
@harrisonlynch2035 2 года назад
Lol
@Jenny_from_the_Crockpot
@Jenny_from_the_Crockpot 2 года назад
Why does it look like Ben is podcasting from inside a prison while Tim is in a dressing room at Ross dress for less?
@Scotty2Shotty
@Scotty2Shotty 2 года назад
I think you’re on to something
@Gaggerlotion
@Gaggerlotion 2 года назад
Because of the background would be my guess
@jmtas4
@jmtas4 2 года назад
Can't get $80k sunglasses at Ross
@MaTTheWish
@MaTTheWish 2 года назад
Ha! Nice one!
@100Underscores
@100Underscores 2 года назад
Because they are
@Hrithmus
@Hrithmus 2 года назад
Maybe podcast of the year. I absolutely love when he’s on a zero fucks rant. Outstanding
@kathrynsandager6525
@kathrynsandager6525 2 года назад
Less than Zero.. Always A Delight
@jayklutch3791
@jayklutch3791 2 года назад
The gradually increasing price of the sunglasses through out the podcast is pure gold
@bekeygill5597
@bekeygill5597 2 года назад
I just turned 36 today. I feel like shit. Thank God for Tim Dillon. I can drag myself through another 36 years of this fucking hell. Life in the big city. Am I right, or am I right?
@liammullen2144
@liammullen2144 2 года назад
Get back to work
@tommon8869
@tommon8869 2 года назад
It’s a real knife fight out there
@atilayyilmaz3401
@atilayyilmaz3401 2 года назад
YES OR YES? YES AND YES!!!!
@Bobojanglesbo
@Bobojanglesbo 2 года назад
Yes & yes
@hypnotard69
@hypnotard69 2 года назад
Tim's wearing sunglasses again, it might be a banger
@justinw2232
@justinw2232 2 года назад
Peeped up
@mikemcginnis1288
@mikemcginnis1288 2 года назад
I will answer for Tim since there is no way he gives a fck about the comment section of youtube. "THEY COSTED ME 1 MILLION DOLLARS !! "
@kingwild772
@kingwild772 2 года назад
it was
@peppino1961
@peppino1961 2 года назад
This guy is more addictive than crack, never get enough of him, I love him so much.
@zeitGGeist
@zeitGGeist 2 года назад
Hunter Biden joke
@devonbailiff
@devonbailiff 2 года назад
You should try real crack tho
@AngelWest58
@AngelWest58 2 года назад
obviously you've never had crack
@ImJuice225
@ImJuice225 2 года назад
Have you ever smoked crack? It's pretty good, I hated it.
@Spawn303
@Spawn303 2 года назад
As long as our leader is at the top, Tim will have my Patreon subscription until starvation takes my body and I can no longer press approve purchases button for Tim’s newsletter every month.
@frankhernandez6524
@frankhernandez6524 2 года назад
Nice 😂
@koko969w
@koko969w 2 года назад
Amen
@AwokenEntertainment
@AwokenEntertainment 2 года назад
Tim can make any tragedy or disaster sound funny 😂😂
@angelotro
@angelotro 2 года назад
When Ben squirms and tries to hold in his laughter, he looks like a director showing Tim how Ray Charles would move in this particular scene.
@miheadhurts
@miheadhurts 2 года назад
Shake a tail feeeeaather. 🎶🎹
@brandonreyes5567
@brandonreyes5567 2 месяца назад
😂😂😂
@Daniel5.14
@Daniel5.14 2 года назад
May Tim Dillon’s podcast last forever! Into the apocalypse we go with Tim as the tour guide in our hell gondola 🔥🚠
@aaandy44
@aaandy44 2 года назад
Very well stated.
@rccola561
@rccola561 2 года назад
Hahaha! Ben will be sitting in the back LHAO
@ARC--ij5oz
@ARC--ij5oz 2 года назад
Well considering his experience as a tour guide in NYC I reckon he’s just the man for the job
@badabing2302
@badabing2302 2 года назад
Hells ya brother , strapped into our var headsets and suits in our 250 sq ft homes eating and drinking nothing but Soylent and monster energy drinks. Can’t wait !
@andrewnewton9083
@andrewnewton9083 2 года назад
A perfect visual depiction of realty, hohoho it's off to hell we ggooooooo!!! Arr
@28ernst
@28ernst 2 года назад
imagine taking tim's advice serious. looting the local supermarket rn while listening to jason bateman and jennifer anniston.
@tommon8869
@tommon8869 2 года назад
Life in the big city
@s85593
@s85593 2 года назад
At some point I pray to God that that Ben begins to take his job seriously. Mr. Dillon is a saint to sticking with him in spite of his incompetence.
@austinsmith5061
@austinsmith5061 2 года назад
I assumed it was an unpaid internship, you mean Tim pays this buffoon?!? Bless Tim's giant heart
@badabing2302
@badabing2302 2 года назад
@@austinsmith5061 he pays him 15 k a month or was a year and a bit ago anyways.
@comfykeegs
@comfykeegs 2 года назад
He makes it funnier dork
@chaitanya8126
@chaitanya8126 2 года назад
God's not real,Ben's the proof of tht
@cascadeblue7268
@cascadeblue7268 2 года назад
Amen! It honestly is hard to get through these episodes while witnessing the abhorrent behavior Ben exercises toward Tim!
@2791dles
@2791dles 2 года назад
Just seeing that mic stand constantly buckle under Tim's rage. Just brilliant
@darronarnold3526
@darronarnold3526 2 года назад
5:02 when Tim says “go google that” and Ben just sips his water and doesn’t go google that 🤣🤣
@chrisom4699
@chrisom4699 2 года назад
$20 says he'll bring up that he's given up cigarettes for at least a day longer than he actually has attempted in the first 6 minutes but we all know he's had sneaky puffs while hanging out in the smoking section at The Olive Garden.. he can't lie to me, he is me..
@langleyjackson6321
@langleyjackson6321 2 года назад
That’s honestly a very smart bet I’m in
@joshuagendal340
@joshuagendal340 2 года назад
i is he. he is i. i is she but she is not he
@Trentas91
@Trentas91 2 года назад
Yes nice line criso!
@knowtribe475
@knowtribe475 2 года назад
SAFUU protocol crypto
@scoon2117
@scoon2117 2 года назад
Youre schizophrenic
@mrdbourke
@mrdbourke 2 года назад
Lost it at Tim being fed up with the ad read at 41:12 and just slamming the papers on the desk “folks, let’s just go off the dome here”
@MFJoneser
@MFJoneser 2 года назад
Lmao somehow gets dinged 20 grand…
@corbingardner
@corbingardner 2 года назад
I think it was a jab at dan bongino lol
@Schnippen_Schnappen1
@Schnippen_Schnappen1 2 года назад
@@corbingardner Dan Goblino
@edwardjoseph8007
@edwardjoseph8007 2 года назад
I just got to this part and I'm dead
@basedcody781
@basedcody781 2 года назад
I imagined that Ben wrote that in as joke and he quickly realized it 🤣🤣🤣
@chriswelch0
@chriswelch0 2 года назад
That scene in Book of Eli, he is charging his ipod so he can listen to the prophecy that is this podcast.
@bengoldstein2823
@bengoldstein2823 2 года назад
Underated comment
@gumbaroo
@gumbaroo 2 года назад
Tim's personal trainer is really getting him some results
@JonArmenta
@JonArmenta 2 года назад
Tim’s candor and outlook is reminiscent of a WW1 soldier, sitting in a water-logged trench in Alsace-Lorraine. His buddy since childhood is laying next to him. He’s dead and you periodically make a fast moving gesture with your hands to scare away the ravenous rats from his already half gnawed-away face. The truth, pours out with spit and venom from his head. This is from someone who sees the end, and instead of screaming or crying at the injustice of it all, you laugh hysterically. In that brief moment you are momentarily away from all the horror and injustice.
@mycool_p6483
@mycool_p6483 2 года назад
Bro LOLL
@tommon8869
@tommon8869 2 года назад
Life in the big city
@tommon8869
@tommon8869 2 года назад
Life in the big city
@TRG29338
@TRG29338 2 года назад
It's a real knife fight out there
@jaroncontreras2783
@jaroncontreras2783 2 года назад
Tim dresses like he's a high schooler who stole their parents credit card and went to an outlet mall.
@TRG29338
@TRG29338 2 года назад
Ben dresses like a dad who spends too much time at the yacht club to care.
@wjkrug
@wjkrug 2 года назад
Oh god this one killed me 😂
@gameguy12321
@gameguy12321 2 года назад
Bruh I’m 💀🤣
@CapedKong
@CapedKong 2 года назад
I wasn’t feeling so well before I started watching this podcast, but boy do I feel great now.
@sunnsnowmussoorie3557
@sunnsnowmussoorie3557 2 года назад
Sheer raw prime time unadulterated optimism is what Tim exudes. Even a dude who is out on a 40th storey ledge about to leap will postpone the suicide to listen to the next week's podcast filled with good news and cheer
@laurentwinsmom4162
@laurentwinsmom4162 2 года назад
Tim roasts Rogan perfectly... makes you laugh like your Ben, but you feel it's all with love.
@miheadhurts
@miheadhurts 2 года назад
Tim respects and loves Rogan but he is an easy target. Tim just has the balls to poke fun at him. Joe speaks really high of him though. I love to watch JRE where they are both impersonating each other.
@Wanderer-uc1sj
@Wanderer-uc1sj 2 года назад
I cannot imagine a world without Tim Dillon. I just can’t.
2 года назад
the glasses was a brilliant move and will serve as a solid hedge against this economic madness
@Eric.Gonzalez
@Eric.Gonzalez 2 года назад
We are truly blessed to be alive at the same time as this comedic genius. Yes or yes
@357-swagnumultramagax9
@357-swagnumultramagax9 2 года назад
Tim is like a prime fighter that is only getting better and hasn’t even showed us his best yet , he is the new George Carlin
@Peranine
@Peranine 2 года назад
Life in the big city.
@sachaevans7058
@sachaevans7058 2 года назад
He is fantastic
@sunnsnowmussoorie3557
@sunnsnowmussoorie3557 2 года назад
Tim is worth his weight in gold.
@S_Padival
@S_Padival 2 года назад
Gift the sunglasses to Joe the next time you go on JRE.. in the same way he gave his Rolex watch to that CIA/Mossad robot, Lex Fridman 😂
@justinw2232
@justinw2232 2 года назад
Omega speedmaster
@Davidson640
@Davidson640 2 года назад
It has the moon in it
@headfullofacid8088
@headfullofacid8088 2 года назад
That dude is a fuckin robot
@ActionMan153
@ActionMan153 2 года назад
Sounds like a megazord.
@Dabble-tonic
@Dabble-tonic 2 года назад
This was like the Orson Wells war of the world's broadcast. 🤣
@fulcanelli8352
@fulcanelli8352 2 года назад
When society collapses and everyone is in fear of roving gangs of marauders. I hope once a week we'll be able to sit by the fire, crack up the shortwave radio like a model T car, and listen to Tim Dillon rant about how much worse things are gonna get.
@Jay-45
@Jay-45 2 года назад
I could only pray we still get radio and Tim stays alive. What a dream it would be!
@sunnsnowmussoorie3557
@sunnsnowmussoorie3557 2 года назад
I am almost looking forward to it.
@144k.
@144k. Год назад
@@sunnsnowmussoorie3557 No need.....it'll be here in a few weeks
@chinadab4821
@chinadab4821 2 года назад
I love how moddest Tim is being about his sunglasses. They're obviously worth much more than that!
@gabojuice
@gabojuice 2 года назад
Tim looks like a dude you’d see browsing the CD section of a Wal-Mart in 1997
@TRG29338
@TRG29338 2 года назад
He looks like he went with the 25 disc box set of NOW That's What I Call Music
@colonelchestbridge7866
@colonelchestbridge7866 2 года назад
Tim J "I haven't smoked in I dunno...10 or 17 days" Dillon. Let's start the show, Benjamin.
@qwerty6574
@qwerty6574 2 года назад
Ben - "Honey baked ham associate" Tim - "F*ck yea"
@metalmaniafc
@metalmaniafc 2 года назад
Dude... This podcast is beyond legendary! Don't ever stop what you're doing, the style of sarcasm/humor is beyond comparison. You're simply in a league of your own, so PLEASE don't compromise yourself!
@TrophyGuide101
@TrophyGuide101 2 года назад
Tim's red nose and the fact he is 'trying to lose weight' makes me think the big man is back on the sniff and I'm here for it.
@keenanlarsen1639
@keenanlarsen1639 2 года назад
Lol, when he kept saying "fuck yeah" to the job descriptions.
@TrophyGuide101
@TrophyGuide101 2 года назад
@@keenanlarsen1639 yeah that's for sure the response of someone who was nostril deep in a snowstorm just before recording.
@dre009
@dre009 2 года назад
Tim would’ve been a great lawyer for Amber Head, im just saying.
@DaniMysteryZone
@DaniMysteryZone 2 года назад
Andrew Schulz as well.
@MonsterRain91
@MonsterRain91 2 года назад
@@DaniMysteryZone No, I think a non-black lawyer like Tim would have worked better for Amber, which sadly speaks to the racism of our society more than it does any opinion of mine.
@DaniMysteryZone
@DaniMysteryZone 2 года назад
@@MonsterRain91 non-black? You mean non-hetero? Schulzi Boy ist as pale as Scots come.
@josephcamilletti6955
@josephcamilletti6955 2 года назад
@@MonsterRain91 please be satire
@crackthefoundation_
@crackthefoundation_ 2 года назад
@@josephcamilletti6955 it was that was too specific lmao
@jonmcdowell6437
@jonmcdowell6437 2 года назад
Those sunglasses were a great investment. Gaining value within the time of this episode
@tryhardpker
@tryhardpker 2 года назад
Love how they think Ben deserves half of the screen
@BassGoThump
@BassGoThump 2 года назад
Yeah I just accepted it, but why? He literally sits there giggling and adding a word or two
@MonsterRain91
@MonsterRain91 2 года назад
Tim thinks it’s slimming.
@TRG29338
@TRG29338 2 года назад
As Tim's deepstate handler Ben knows that Tim is too powerful to be allowed the whole screen.
@tomignacios3668
@tomignacios3668 2 года назад
Tim always next level trolling rocking 50k sunglasses (supposedly) with a $20 Marshall polo sport crew shirt lmfaoo
@brysontaylor1223
@brysontaylor1223 2 года назад
When the sunglasses come out you know its going to be a fire episode
@bkforprez
@bkforprez 2 года назад
an hour of listening to Tim Dillon can make you feel the same as snorting a line of coke and crushed Xanax while pounding back a tequila red bull in a red solo cup at your offices shitty Christmas party
@Nocturn4lAnim4L
@Nocturn4lAnim4L 2 года назад
I’ve done that and you’re right
@LowPolyMolly
@LowPolyMolly 2 года назад
We've all been there
@tarico4436
@tarico4436 2 года назад
Last time I was this early, she didn't get pregnant. Edit: just finished watching. This is one of the better episodes in months. Some "can't stop laughing for a few minutes" moments.
@tmacfan824
@tmacfan824 2 года назад
good to know! :)
@BassGoThump
@BassGoThump 2 года назад
@@b_hazard The Pot and The Pit are legendary episodes
@b_hazard
@b_hazard 2 года назад
Did my comment really get deleted? We seriously need a pot, around here.
@tarico4436
@tarico4436 2 года назад
@@b_hazard I can see your second comment, but not your original one.
@j0n.p
@j0n.p 2 года назад
Ben looks like he's going to play in the Bob Hope Invitational circa 1960
@plnkfloydian7814
@plnkfloydian7814 2 года назад
You can tell Tim’s been working out because his shirt says “sport”
@jflanagan9696
@jflanagan9696 Год назад
OLD sport. He swam 30 years ago, it would be absurd for him to still be into it! 😂😂
@z17seattle
@z17seattle 11 месяцев назад
I had actually thought he lost weight at first, but I guess you're right, it is just the word sport making him look so good
@twentysecondcenturywoman
@twentysecondcenturywoman 2 года назад
I’m so glad I found tim.
@lvx_rose
@lvx_rose 2 года назад
Tim with the Louis Vuitton shades on point.💯
@julianbluefeather8491
@julianbluefeather8491 2 года назад
I hope everyone is doing great! Tomorrow will be better
@vikinghammer87
@vikinghammer87 2 года назад
lets hope.
@tamapajamas
@tamapajamas 2 года назад
Doubt it.
@jojoisthashooterkim1641
@jojoisthashooterkim1641 2 года назад
The only two replies one can use^
@elektrotehnik94
@elektrotehnik94 2 года назад
This guy saying what Tim said, but unironically :D I present to you, the S2 Underground; where paranoia sounds educated
@DennisMoore664
@DennisMoore664 2 года назад
Tomorrow? Yeah, it'll be Sunday. But come Monday we're all gonna be hosed!
@roymakescomics
@roymakescomics 2 года назад
Tim increasing the price of the sunglasses throughout the episode harkens back to a great bit from Arrested Development.
@Hastur.in.yellow
@Hastur.in.yellow 2 года назад
Also a great bit from Key and Peele and others... Since the concept of this joke is old af.
@DanShirley
@DanShirley 2 года назад
I’m my $6000 suit?! Come on!!!!
@allthesmallthings1041
@allthesmallthings1041 2 года назад
@@DanShirley COME ON!!!!!!
@Hastur.in.yellow
@Hastur.in.yellow 2 года назад
Wassup, man? Deleting your dumb replies? :D What a champ 🏆
@indoorgangster
@indoorgangster 9 месяцев назад
​@@allthesmallthings1041I mean.. COME ON!
@becausereasons8981
@becausereasons8981 2 года назад
I love listening to Tim, it helps me understand things have been burning down for centuries, not just today. It's nothing new, but it can be funny.
@jameszclark
@jameszclark 2 года назад
We are already in a recession. We are headed toward a depression. It will get much worse before it gets better. It is hard to tell right now because of our infrastructure, tech, and standard of living.
@brittneykrall3139
@brittneykrall3139 2 года назад
Maybe everyone will lose weight then
@sambino2726
@sambino2726 2 года назад
Tim Dillon is the reason I’m sober
@frankhernandez6524
@frankhernandez6524 2 года назад
A very fragile branch your holding on to but I don’t blame you though he’s fkn awesome.
@lxLanarchyxl
@lxLanarchyxl 2 года назад
He’s the reason I snorted another line all while attempting to sleep knowing I won’t now.
@sambino2726
@sambino2726 2 года назад
@@lxLanarchyxl Lmao
@Deezzznutttzzzx
@Deezzznutttzzzx 2 года назад
It’s the opposite for me
@mortimersnerd1
@mortimersnerd1 2 года назад
"i do ads for companies that won't exist in three months!" CLASSIC
@FranmanBSA
@FranmanBSA 2 года назад
One of the best episodes of the year, no doubt.
@stonesthrow9753
@stonesthrow9753 2 года назад
My favorite part of this episode was the amount he spent on his sunglasses kept going up.
@falafel6644
@falafel6644 2 года назад
42:46 best ad read ever 🤣🤣
@canwesayit1967
@canwesayit1967 2 года назад
Deep deep cut on the Dodi Al-Fayed bit. Tim always teaching the children! 🙌👏
@resinapparelco433
@resinapparelco433 2 года назад
I can never figure out if Tim is being sincere, but then you realize that it’s just one punchline after the other. My favourite comedian for sure
@adamlawson5021
@adamlawson5021 2 года назад
It's going to be extremely hard to be woke, living in a post apocalyptic wasteland.
@MonsterRain91
@MonsterRain91 2 года назад
Have you seen Fury Road? It’s surprisingly possible!
@trueromani7262
@trueromani7262 2 года назад
@@MonsterRain91 who is woke in that movie? You mean the old women that ride bikes n shit?
@rtowner
@rtowner 2 года назад
@@trueromani7262 lol, yeah really… mad max is woke? What did this guy want the pregnant women to be caught and raped and then the movie ends?
@MonsterRain91
@MonsterRain91 2 года назад
@@trueromani7262 Fury Road is a highly (and pretty blatantly) feminist film. An amazing one, but all films have flaws. 😂
@Ewokisic
@Ewokisic 2 года назад
"Keeps. Are you bald? Cut it out." The best Ad in years, anywhere.
@TAPE5IVE
@TAPE5IVE 2 года назад
You know it's going to be a good episode when Tim has sunglasses on
@TheHarmmm
@TheHarmmm 2 года назад
Timmy is a genuinely brilliant humorist. Also, I think he is putting weight back on.
@skoto8219
@skoto8219 2 года назад
oh man i hadn't noticed but i think you're right. i stumble upon old clips and in some he's literally 100+ lbs heavier. hope he gets that under control...
@KristopherBaker
@KristopherBaker 2 года назад
funny thing is i thought he looked slightly tightened up. i wondered if he was working out finally
@jimcatanzaro7808
@jimcatanzaro7808 Год назад
I wish Tim had a morning show every day
@mattbaumgartner
@mattbaumgartner 2 года назад
I don’t go to church anymore but I wake up and listen to Tim Dillon instead.
@adrianlouw2499
@adrianlouw2499 2 года назад
When the world is in its death throes and everything is burning around us I want Tim Dillon's voice in the background like those violin players on the sinking titanic...
@keenanlarsen1639
@keenanlarsen1639 2 года назад
When society collapses and we go back to hunter-gatherer lifestyles, most of social discourse will in fact involve meeting people in the woods.
@tylerk3616
@tylerk3616 2 года назад
Tim talking about living in a tent and showering at the gym really hits home because thats what I did during part of college. Except instead of a tent I had my car with a bed in it and little camping stove. Actually it ain't bad so long as you have internet can keep busy during the day!
@tim712
@tim712 2 года назад
Tim is my favorite comedian. Makes me laugh every time. Thank you
@michaelak1416
@michaelak1416 2 года назад
Dear Lord protect this man.... we will need him.
@thumpkin7739
@thumpkin7739 2 года назад
Tim is the true voice of America. His relentless and singular sense of humor is a gift to all of us. Ben inspires me everyday as well. If the mentally disabled can a find a way to suckle at the teat then so can I goddamn it.
@hspp1991
@hspp1991 2 года назад
ᴡʀɪᴛᴇ ᴍᴇ⬆️⬆️⬆️
@jerrycane86
@jerrycane86 2 года назад
Every week I’m thinking “it can't get any better than this.” and always does. Absolutely brilliant.
@RCorDIE
@RCorDIE 2 года назад
All these are great but this episode had me laughing the whole time. The best comedy!
@josiahf6798
@josiahf6798 2 года назад
Sucks that the last episode got age restricted but honestly when I saw that warning before I played it I knew we were in for one of the most off the hook episodes of this podcast ever and it delivered
@Artist_Rafael
@Artist_Rafael 2 года назад
That lay on your couch and wish for death line made me scream at the top of my lungs
@hspp2644
@hspp2644 2 года назад
ᴡʀɪᴛᴇ ᴍᴇ⬆️⬆️
@jenriley2010
@jenriley2010 2 года назад
Ben looks like the last surviving member of Heaven’s Gate
@jean-danielpotie6624
@jean-danielpotie6624 2 года назад
What a fucking poet Tim Dillon is. That diatribe at the end was phenomenal
@taniabluebell3099
@taniabluebell3099 2 года назад
I like Tim's sunglasses. I lost mine in the ocean today when I let a wave hit me like a idiot.
@MonsterRain91
@MonsterRain91 2 года назад
Let’s not victim-blame here.
@taniabluebell3099
@taniabluebell3099 2 года назад
Haha!
@samanthanentarz7167
@samanthanentarz7167 2 года назад
From one idiot to another....it's actually 'an idiot' lol. Truly though, idiots? How could we be? We're fans of Tim Dillion!!
@event__horizon
@event__horizon 2 года назад
Those glasses indicate a savage episode! Looking forward to more inappropriate jokes
@maggieervin2323
@maggieervin2323 2 года назад
My God Tim is in top form today.
@treeman0000
@treeman0000 2 года назад
The new "Mad Money" show, Tim talking about finance is great lol. "Interest rate goes up and the party goes down"
@taylorroberts1657
@taylorroberts1657 7 месяцев назад
At the 30:05 mark, Tim delivers the “Meeting people in the Woods” line. You’re welcome. I rewinded that at least 20 times
@BlakeKross
@BlakeKross 2 года назад
The last 10 minutes was one of the sharpest rants I’ve seen him do lmao that was amazing.
@avalon4693
@avalon4693 2 года назад
The last 4 minutes of this made me so happy… and a little frightened.
@ivanamicimici
@ivanamicimici 2 года назад
Ladies and gentlemen,this is what a legend looks like! Thank you Tim!
@remingtonfrog3170
@remingtonfrog3170 2 года назад
“ You wanna see you’re Kid again, Press 2”. 🤭😂
@MrGMT1992
@MrGMT1992 2 года назад
The outlook Tim has definitely makes me feel better about the end of civilization. Love this show.
@thewhitedread7572
@thewhitedread7572 2 года назад
Timmy's glasses dropped 5k in value in 10 mins, economy is fucked
@redcinder7595
@redcinder7595 2 года назад
"Good luck everyone...you're gonna die and it's gonna be in vain" - Thanks for those white pills of hope Timmy D!
@angelotro
@angelotro 2 года назад
Ahem, oilers-spay!
@bingobango7348
@bingobango7348 2 года назад
I always listen for the uplifting message and Timmy is never disappointing
@nicholasnovakowski1431
@nicholasnovakowski1431 2 года назад
If Tim gets a Rogan deal. The food industry would booom!
@Brandon-xe1yt
@Brandon-xe1yt 2 года назад
I love how the price of his shades keep increasing 😂😂😂
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