#37 The Paris Metro Is Too Complicated 

Goood, don't even get me started. Yesterday I bought a return ticket to Paris, on my way of course the ticket got demagnetised. I spent 20 minutes in queue, because no wanted was able to help quicker. I missed 2 trains. Once I was nearly at the end, the guy sent me to another window. The woman was so 'lovely'. Another guy then told me that I can buy the recharge for tickets for metro in the machine. I told him that I don't have a card to put it on, he said I don't need one...I went to the machine and even though I speak French I gave up, because there were too many options.....I was done...I gave up, next time perhaps.

The bee’s knees would be « C’est la crème de la crème »… week ok Linda said it on the live. Well done 🎉

I'm coming for the olympics and I am terrified I'll have to queue for hours on my first day for a navigo pass when I arrive at Gare de Lyon. Feel like I need to do a PhD to work out the cheapest ticket for the travel I need.

‘Paul is like an iPhone’ can be a great improv show

I just loved the fact that Paul started only with a pet peeve. Also, thoughts and prayers to Paris Metro users

Paris will always be old fashioned not updated with anything...

Can't really comment on the métro but im glad you are touring but sad that it's 100% English!!

Avoid Paris like the plague

I work for Paris metro (metro driver) If you have any complaints : it's Ile de France Mobilités the problem not RATP, not SNCF. It's just a remember to everybody ! They just apply what IDFM say. BUT, IDFM said they will simplify ALL of this in a near future : for exemple they will simplify the zones, passes, tickets... pay as you go will be available everywhere in Ile de France... but I don't know when...