39 Best Bender Quotes From "Futurama"

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Bite my shiny metal ass!
In this episode of Next of Ken, we're counting down 39 Best Bender Quotes From "Futurama." Bender is rude, insensitive, and downright evil and we love him for it. With so many hilarious quotes, there's almost too many to pick from. Luckily, we narrowed it down to only our favorites including "Kill All Humans" and "Bender crack corn and I don't care."
What's your favorite Bender quote? Let us know in the comments below.
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@Luckytarianism 6 лет назад

"Have ever tried simply turning off the T.V, sitting down with your children, and hitting them?"

@cameronkoch900 6 лет назад

We’re just so busy

@womp_womp4 6 лет назад

@Luckytarianism 6 лет назад

+ClassicalGamer 6 Well now's your time to get around to doing so. Stop being so lazy!

@tigerguy1013 5 лет назад

DavidsaurusRex would’ve been much more funny if he said “and hitting them.... repeatedly?”

@tomthecat3971 5 лет назад

Adrian Peterson: "Now thats what I call parenting!"

@beneciocayabyab7194 6 лет назад

“Do a flip”

@HunterKiller762 6 лет назад

Benecio Cayabyab Ii

@TenryuBoshi 6 лет назад

I had that audio as my ringtone for like a year

@yeezuschrist420 4 года назад

AnotherGaze how do i get that as my ringtone

@noahsfunchannel2467 4 года назад

Bite my shiny metal ass

@ryan_alexander 4 года назад

I've quoted that for at least a decade

@garthdavis4320 6 лет назад

Bender is the best character of the series.

@firewolf1957 6 лет назад

Zoidburg is second best

@dr.silver1242 6 лет назад

fire wolf19 zoidberg sucks

@justeungars7356 6 лет назад

Fry > Zoidberg

@SmashLiXs 6 лет назад

Bender Rodriguez zoidberg is awesome

@cherrytis8596 6 лет назад

I know right

@SomeNerd1917 6 лет назад

-You'll like being dead - they said same thing about being alive

@benderbendingrodriquez5545 5 лет назад

Who says that crap

@marccolten9801 5 лет назад

I use this all the time.

@R0-83-RT 5 лет назад

So true.

@devinweathers7520 4 года назад

Me and my partner

@georgemouse504 4 года назад

Go away X.A.N.A

@TheMyth-pm9og 6 лет назад

"We will show the world our peaceful ways... BY FORCE!"

@WeirdAl45231 6 лет назад

The Myth slogan of SJWs

@EssexAggiegrad2011 6 лет назад

BLM in a nutshell

@airracer28 5 лет назад

@@WeirdAl45231 and islam

@airracer28 5 лет назад

@DEEPFOXJUDE don't forget european Catholics ;)

@andrewpenn1145 5 лет назад

WHAT?!???!

@AaronJ180 5 лет назад

“You’re only 4 years old?” “Precocious lil scamp aren’t I?” *hits cigar*

@redjirachi1 4 года назад

Now it's like 4 million

@zooeyhill6006 4 года назад

If we go by the age of several universes, bender is like quintillions of years old.

@oldundead 4 года назад

Thanks, I was trying to understand that quote.

@zooeyhill6006 4 года назад

@@oldundead Sarcasm or serious? I assume Sarcasm

@oldundead 4 года назад

@@zooeyhill6006 I am serious, english is not my first language, so I have some trouble when it's spoken too fast. That's the only quote I didn't get from this video.

@ts.slxt_ 6 лет назад

" I dont know. You think you can survive a 700ft fall."

@kryptonitespider-bitedynam7305 4 года назад

I respect a man with a kermit profile picture

@cyborobin 6 лет назад

Fry cracked corn and I don't care Leela cracked corn, I still don't care Bender cracked corn and he is great… Take that you stupid corn!

@Gooberwares 5 лет назад

Christian Psalms stupid corn

@keynanmartinez 5 лет назад

I'm Dead.

@AvengerClaps 5 лет назад

looool

@nuii700 5 лет назад

CORN

@themostbritishpersonalive868 5 лет назад

I don't get it

@subjectdelta4758 6 лет назад

“I’m gonna Jump!” Everyone else: “DONT JUMP!!! Bender: “Do a flip!” XD

@kryptonitespider-bitedynam7305 4 года назад

😂😂😂😂😂😂bender is such an asshole I love it

@fademusic1980 4 года назад

@@kryptonitespider-bitedynam7305 but hes a funny asshole, the only tolerable kind of asshole.

@benderbendingrodriguez9066 4 года назад

@@kryptonitespider-bitedynam7305 shut up baby I know it

@benderbendingrodriguez9066 4 года назад

@@fademusic1980 shut up baby I know it

@kyojurorengoku385 2 года назад

I just started dying of laughter because i knew he was gonna say something like that.

@Omakeer 6 лет назад

Lady Robot: "Bender, you saved me!" Bender: "And I'd do it again! And perhaps a third time... but that would be it!"

@christopherkwiatkowski3866 6 лет назад

“Doesn’t it all bother you at all that you’re taking advantage of your girlfriend’s trust? Ahahahahahaha, oh wait your serious let me laugh even harder. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA” that line never gets old for me lol

@sflaningam7680 5 лет назад

True, I use Bender's part of that of bit every time I want to make it perfectly clear the exact amount of fucks I don't give.

@classicalhero7 4 года назад

It's meme worthy.

@leociresi4292 Год назад

You have a collect call from, Bender:”I’m not giving my name to a machine!”🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@dudaflorfvf4438 6 лет назад

"I don't know. Do you think you could survive a seven hundred foot fall?" I lost it there.

@phantom_demize3664 4 года назад

Ah good old bender

@katelyncastro9219 5 лет назад

”Another pointless day where I accomplish nothing" ~Bender This. This is the senior quote I'll submit for the yearbook...

@timewalker6654 5 лет назад

it is beautiful indeed

@shutupho 4 года назад

Y'all High school to went i School high to went yall

@xanderw7930 4 года назад

WHEN I GO TO HIGH SCHOOL IM GONNA HAVE THAT AS MY SENIOR QUOTE

@michaelsinger5851 4 года назад

Katelyn Castro hope it got into the yearbook bro

@TheRealBlazingDiamond 4 года назад

I know I'm mega late, but mine is gonna be "I DON'T LIKE CHANGE!!!"

@Bragg-wt6yg 6 лет назад

"I'm so embarrassed, I wish everybody else was dead!" 😂😂

@kryptonitespider-bitedynam7305 4 года назад

😅

@c.galindo9639 4 года назад

Pretty much how everyone who is embarrassed feels

@SomedudeonYouTubeB 2 года назад

Me when my credit card declined while buying 30¢ noodles

@kryptonitespider-bitedynam7305 4 года назад

My favourite quote, and I'm sure it's many others too "We love you bender!" "Shut up baby I know it!"

@garnerdix2829 2 года назад

His walk was so great there.

@Cold_Frost41 Год назад

He walked like dr livery

@jacobyearout9654 Год назад

My favorite is DO A FLIP

@GOAT_GOATERSON Год назад

My favorite is: Bender: forbidden schmerschmeggen, what are they gonna do? Write a letter? Ooooh, I'm sooo scared! Leela: I lost control of the ship! Bender: you lost control of the ship?! Aaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh!!!!

@timbucktoo7547 9 месяцев назад

I’ve been saying that phrase since that episode aired. Best quote

@saidtoshimaru1832 5 лет назад

"Come Bender, you'll like being dead". "That's what they said about being alive".

@Fershizzal 4 года назад

Orphan kid: Can we have Bender burgers again? Bender: No, the cat shelter is onto me.

@DJDispencer 6 лет назад

“I don’t have an addictive personality”, love that one!

@erickruckenberg8716 6 лет назад

*I'M BACK BABY!!*

@benderbendingrodriquez5545 5 лет назад

That’s a stupid thing to say

@dronroc4587 4 года назад

Hay I'm Bender

@AeroRanger100 6 лет назад

Shut up, baby, I know it! XD

@BAM81 4 года назад

"One half, PULL!" " One half, PULL! " " Now we're slavin. "

@KingWolf-vy1jm 2 года назад

Bender’s catchphrases: Bite my shiny metal ass. Oh crap! Well, we’re boned. (Singing) Let’s go already! I’m back baby!

@NoName-sx9xs 6 лет назад

My favorite: Bender: "He's Mexican, I'm Mexican. Let me handle this." Border Worker: "Papeles, por favor." Bender: "Siiiiiiiiiii." *Gets smacked on head "Oucho!"

@guyincognito7771 6 лет назад

That was funny, like when Bender gives the guard dog the steak over the head!!

@squiddybae906 4 года назад

Omg I just watched that episode last night I was laughing my ass off

@c.galindo9639 4 года назад

Lmao. That was such a ridiculous yet hilarious moment for Bender

@cubisthenos6299 4 года назад

“What’d somebody die or something?” “Bender, Kiff is dead.” “Nailed it!”

@zakree9258 6 лет назад

There's something about bender's laugh that's just perfect...

@guyincognito7771 6 лет назад

oh wait your serious??? AAHAHAAHAHA!!

@laylover7621 4 года назад

Bender is, honestly, one of the greatest fictional characters. Ever.

@eoghanfeighery7383 6 лет назад

Ladies and gentlemen, John DiMaggio.

@VyceofMataMertha 6 лет назад

Eoghan Feighery *The crowd cheers*

@matrixphijr 6 лет назад

*Uproarious applause*

@1cioda 6 лет назад

Eoghan Feighery the single greatest voice actor for kids/adult cartoons I can think of

@matrixphijr 6 лет назад

cioda Oh, there are others. Mel Blanc has to be at the top of that list. But DiMaggio is definitely among the elite, I won’t disagree with you there.

@SmashLiXs 6 лет назад

what about patrick warburton, tara strong, tom kenny, mark hamil, & micheal ironside

@ericwoytasek269 6 лет назад

Where was "Fun on a bun" and "I'm forty percent......."

@furioussherman7265 5 лет назад

Are you going to make your own list of Bender quotes, with blackjack and hookers?

@oluftheexplorer9476 4 года назад

All of the "I'm 40%" lines are the best so yeah kinda disappointing

@ZlaY-uc5ru 3 года назад

@@furioussherman7265 Yes! In fact, Forget the Bender Quotes!

@codyward5124 6 лет назад

"do a flip!" was my favorite

@mjstory1976 6 лет назад

Now I want to binge watch Futurama

@VorboteDesKrieg 4 года назад

I've watched the entirety of Futurama at least 10 times to date 🤣

@techfreak244 5 лет назад

John DiMaggio, one hell of a great voice actor

@tntblaster137 6 лет назад

“Bite my colossal metal ass” Shadow of the colossus looks and sounds great.

@jacquelinedimattia774 6 лет назад

Bender for President.....

@monsterhunter66 6 лет назад

JACQUELINE Di MATTIA he'd be better than Hilary Clinton

@bigdizzle0076 6 лет назад

JACQUELINE Di MATTIA 3016 make futurama great again

@Diagonalstuff 6 лет назад

JACQUELINE Di MATTIA his slogan is: DEATH TO ALL HUMANS

@SmashLiXs 6 лет назад

but he was made in mexico

@SmashLiXs 6 лет назад

but he's not american made

@JadoDog 2 года назад

My personal favorite was when Fry was drowning in Slurm, so Leela jumped in and saved him. Then once they popped out of the Slurm, Bender also popped up: Leela: "Bender! Why did *you* jump in?" Bender: "Everyone was doing it! I just wanted to be popular"

@9000k4 6 лет назад

I die happy knowing they finally made this

@jamescross4167 6 лет назад

"Hush little brewski don't you leak, daddy wants to drink for at least a week." hahaha my favorite one!

@GunsnRosesfan2012 6 лет назад

I'm a simple man. I see bender and I smash the like button

@sleepywalker87 6 лет назад

You mean. Bend the like button?

@landonfanning5076 6 лет назад

I’m still salty that the the Predators lost to you. #malepenguineshavenopekka

@sleepywalker87 6 лет назад

Landon Fanning what are you talking about?

@landonfanning5076 6 лет назад

David HANDLEY The dude has the Pittsburg Penguins logo for his profile. I happen to be a Nashville Predators fan. The Predators lost the Stanley Cup to the Penguins last year. The hashtag can be explained like this: the goalie for the Preds is Pekka Rinne. Someone brought a sign to one of the games that read “Male Penguins have no Pekka” meaning to be a play on words of “Male Penguins have no Pecker” (another term for penis) In conclusion, I’m still pissed that we lost

@c.galindo9639 4 года назад

Ah yes. A civilized man of culture, I see.

@Matty18795 4 года назад

My favourite was when he goes into a shop to buy a fancy cigar but he can't afford it so he buys a burglary set instead. Then just casually says " so what time do you close tonight"

@dillongeorge5866 5 лет назад

One of the greatest animated characters ever

@jameswallace7091 3 года назад

“Do a flip” probably the best bender quote ever

@VyceofMataMertha 6 лет назад

Bite my shiny metal ass.

@9000k4 6 лет назад

Bite my colossal metal ass

@davincent98 6 лет назад

doesn't look so shiny to me

@VyceofMataMertha 6 лет назад

davincent98 Shinier then yours, meat bag.

@Adam-cj2jg 6 лет назад

Zydrake Shogun than*

@knightonie4841 4 года назад

“ I am hilarious and you will quote everything I say”

@pionosphere 6 лет назад

A moment of silence for those Fox took from us too soon.

@comettamer 3 года назад

10 seasons is hardly too soon lol. I mean, technically only half of that was Fox buuuut...

@oscarmarek7746 Год назад

In the name of Futurama, Arrested Development and Firefly. They will be missed.

@IG-ln7zt 3 года назад

I like "You see, I'm a robot, so I don't experience any emotions. And that makes me very sad."

@sflaningam7680 5 лет назад

Some you missed: "Who are you and why do I care?" "That's no spaceship, that's my ass!" "I can hope my ass is made of ice cream, but that don't make me a hot fudge sundae." "Hey kids at home, try copying this!" "Futurama does not endorse the totally awesome crime of burglary!" "I wasn't built to steal Leela's purse, but that didn't stop me!" "Bow before your new Santa!" "Of course they're unheeded, how am I supposed to hear prayers coming out my ass?!" "What is that, a frog, a toad, or yo momma?" "My ass! Sweet love of my life!" "Kid, daddy's trying to score with a cheap floozy, so he needs you cram a tinker toy in it!" And finally (you need to add the build up monologue for the full effect on this one, which I couldn't find on the internet on spot): "Hey, other universe, bite my shiny metal ass!" We love you, John DiMaccio! You are a treasure and I hope your career is as long and successful as you want it to be, ending with you retiring on top. You should have two stars on the walk of fame, one for yourself and one for Bender.

@MikeRiderOOO 5 лет назад

“B-E-N-D-E-R. BENNNNDER! B-E-N-D-E-R. BENNNNDER! SAY IT B! E! N! D-E-E-!”

@whenthemusicsover6028 6 лет назад

"Hail Hail Robonia, A land I didn't make uuuuup!" :)

@cmdrreggit 3 года назад

A person I work with just told me that "I'm like a real life version of Bender..." ...I'm so proud! 😂

@Aeneiden 6 лет назад

"Mouth to ass resuscitation!" LOL

@leociresi4292 Год назад

“Zzzz Hey sexy mama, wanna kill all humans?”

@meowmochimeow 6 лет назад

"Damn the expense" "Tonka tough steel" lmfaoo

@XDlosDominicans 6 лет назад

"I say the whole world must learn of our peaceful ways!... BY FORCE!"

@PaperbackWizard 6 лет назад

"People will call me a failure. ... Other people will call me the World's Sexiest Killing Machine, who's fun at parties!"

@koalafan1455 6 лет назад

What about the amazing quote “I can pretend my ass is made of ice cream but that doesn’t make me a hot fudge sundae”

@dantalotta1431 6 лет назад

You forgot "I'm bored, let's drink!"

@theannouncer5538 4 года назад

2:14 has stuck with me for years

@crashxtawna7610 6 лет назад

Leela:Doesn’t it bother you to take advantage of your girlfriend trust Bender:Hahahahahahhaha wait you was serious let me laugh even harder hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha 😂😂😂😂 cracks me up

@codeman7055 Год назад

Bender is such a great character. I love how he pretty much does whatever he wants and almost in every scenario he gets away with it, there's very few times he goes to jail or the robot insane asylum.

@sparrowhawk2112 5 лет назад

i am looking for "i am back baby" "lets go already"

@leopold7562 6 лет назад

Excellent stuff! And, naturally, you failed to let everyone down by making sure the #1 quote is the right one. But now I need an encore. Like, all the things that Bender is 40% made of.

@epicraptorman 5 лет назад

"Get a room" "We are in a room." "Then lose some weight."

@mysticmarie4903 6 лет назад

bite my shiny metal ass⭐from the all mighty Bender

@THEDisneyNerd 6 лет назад

DO A FLIP

@sourdudes2764 5 лет назад

There's one it's "BITE MY SHINY METAL ASS!!!".

@chrisfabian3652 5 лет назад

The one that started it all

@tresto9514 6 лет назад

I'm proud to be here so early

@leopold7562 6 лет назад

Good for you. Now just don't say antiquing...

@stevenrowan9244 6 лет назад

leopold Why can't we say antiquing? *Boom* I'm okay.

@kirbymarchbarcena 6 лет назад

What a great philosopher this robot Bender is...in a nutshell.

@AndiGravity 5 лет назад

"There was nothing wrong with that food. The salt level was 10% less than a lethal dose."

@ferret1865 6 лет назад

u forgot "lets gooo alreadyy"

@timv1109 3 года назад

If I'm ever in a position where I'm about to jump....I think someone yelling "DO A FLIP" would make me laugh and come down hahaha

@HardcoreHC92 5 лет назад

Or another classic of his... *LETS GOOO ALREADAYYYYY!!* 😂😂😂❤

@no1takethisname 4 года назад

" frying pans! Gets your frying pans here!" Haha that was funny

@CRICH2002 6 лет назад

*Insert any quote from the video*

@PrimeMaul_Gaming 6 лет назад

Stupid anti-pimping law's

@Legendary_DD3 6 лет назад

"GAME'S OVER LOSERS! I HAVE ALL THE MONEY! COMPARE YOUR LIVES TO MINE AND KILL YOURSELVES!"

@sundanceteddyjames420 6 лет назад

My ass, my beautiful ass!

@flashthompson4546 6 лет назад

Yeah well.... I'm gonna go build my own theme park, with blackjack and hookers, in fact, forget the park

@Batmantherealbatman 5 лет назад

Hey Fry, I'm stearing with my ass!! "That's the best thing I ever saw!"

@sizzle3622 5 лет назад

Hermies:I'm gonna jump. Bender:DO A FLIP

@Zeni2468 6 лет назад

I wonder how many people grow up knowing that before Jake in Adventure Time we had Bender in Futurama

@jesperclaesson9012 Год назад

"IM GONNA JUMP" "DO A FLIP" Gets me everytime. 😂

@chiraqtookapack7189 6 лет назад

My favorite from bender is... “Meryl Streep knew.”

@KegOfMeat 5 лет назад

I love the consistency of Bender Saying “Oh your god”

@buffyoda6372 4 года назад

"I'M GOING TO JUMP!" "Do a flip"

@miguelbrooks5462 2 года назад

I love it when a orphan basket shows up and he starts stomping it and calls it garbage

@seanprahphet 3 года назад

Lmao...."oh wait, you're serious? Let me laugh even harder!" John DiMaggio is music to my ears

@Mrbuttboi 3 года назад

“Bender honey we love you!” “Shut up baby I know it”

@cherokeeperry5997 4 года назад

"Hush little brewskie don't you leak daddy wants to drink for at least a week"

@esautrash 4 года назад

"We need some sort of robot, oh crap, I'm some sort of robot"

@Maurice_Moss 5 лет назад

It's alright I dont have an addictive personality **takes drag of cigar** **shot of liquor**

@SomedudeonYouTubeB 2 года назад

As a smoker and a drinker, I've used this quote a lot lol

@aibpresto 4 года назад

“Now we’re slavin’” That’s incredible

@leociresi4292 Год назад

1/2 pull! 1/2 pull!

@trustypatches4042 2 года назад

"You know, its funny" "What?" "YOUR WEINER" Absolutely ruthless

@solisemmanuel 2 года назад

Futurama AND Whos Line vids? Two of my favorite shows. Nice. I noticed the intro. Subscribed.

@Kay.sims1 3 года назад

Bender is the only character who can be equally hilarious and annoying but keeps you coming back to watch him.

@yourethatmantis5178 4 года назад

Slave: "Master it hurts when I breathe" Bender: "So... what do you think you should stop doing?"

@dodgersdoon1130 6 лет назад

BITE MY SHINY METAL DAFFIDILL

@Maennerabend99 3 года назад

"Bender! You're... awesome!" Bender: "you should see me at funerals"

@walksoflifesixnine 6 лет назад

How the hell is "I don't tell you how to tell me what to do, so don't tell me how to do what you tell me to do" not on this list?

@davidwalter2002 4 года назад

Missed one of my favorites. Bender enters the room and asks, "What is everyone so sad? Who died?" And Leela says, "Bender, Kif is dead." And Bender throws his arms in the air and yells, "NAILED IT!"