4 Avocado Toasts - You Suck at Cooking (episode 106) 

You Suck At Cooking good morning

Good morning =)

Morning! Thanks for the avocado toast recipes🥑🍞

Good night

@You Suck At Cooking Good morning to you as well... even though it’s night time here in Malaysia...

covid-19

Wash those filthy phalanges!

@@CoolzerYT no it is the wang jangle demon

I aint eating the corona

*cough cough*

LoL A potential ghost writer I see

Oh daym

thats how cilantro was invented!

what a good alternative!!!

Can u be my chef

This is so accurate rn

Thy thx tree de fret

Hot? Better not be over 99.8 F

And now water costs you $22.99

That's a damn good avocado Roast.

Is it that expensive in the usa?

@@norannegm4527 according to the boomers

I don't even Know anymore it depends on where you are at, but they can range from 2-5 USD.

I don't even Know anymore It’s a meme that millennials buy avocado toasts and Starbucks instead of buying a house lol

Isn't he in Canada? Are they expensive in Canada?

Noooooo I liked the intro

*Season Finale*

Shades 69 Series Finale

I still suck. Wasn't listening properly.

speak for yourself, I'm still trying to get my kids to eat 😫

Or will be on the otherside unable to clap because their hands can't even

Plot twist: everyone in the future is dead.

If anyone survives, that is

Yeah, like there's gonna be people in the future. Get a load of this guy..

Now: Daily life

He is the Elon Musk of squash cases so it makes sense.

Set a=avacado, b=butter, Therefore a=b Thus we must prove that a+b=0 If a=b, substitute b with a a+a=0 2a=0 a=0*2 a=0 a+a=0 a+b=0 m a g i c

@@starRushi its more a+b=0 a=-b b=-a

if I've told you once I've told you a hundo times

I like the intro ^

@@yousuckatcooking Hundos, Thundos, we love the intros as we enjoy the rest of the videos.

@@yousuckatcooking give us the intro or else

U can go outside. It,shot airborne. It,s communicated by getting too close to nast as peeps.

Sierra Suz how did you mess up using commas

NACHO NATION I don,t know dude, personally comma’s are easy

He also obsessively washed his hands. 10/10 humor right there

But.... you can still go outside....

genius underrated comment

Wow, no replies on this comment

You gotta sleep with the fishies to own a house

I’m confused

@@emeraldbonsai That's $100 less of avocado toast I could be having

Ailuropoda melanoleuca Nineoneone bruh wtf 😂

Hey keep your hopes up, the way things are going there's a good chance we are all going to have a housing market crash, driving home prices to a record low. Then we can have our avacado toast and eat it too.

Except now i need to go out and get avocados D:

@@shellbullet37 instead of hoarding toilet paper, I hoarded a bunch of cheap avocados

@@IjeomaThePlantMama may god have mercy on their shelf life

@@shellbullet37 they were all rock hard so I give them about a week to ripen to perfection. Then its toast and hair/face masks to my hearts content🤗

i went to the store, everything ran out hours after Tesco announced restocked. i just wanted to try out avocado toast with egg in the morning.

Johnny M aww

it reminds me of his cookbook which has a sad face in the cover

Awww

I don't get it help

@@nsishere4751 Corona virus.

@@nsishere4751 Instead of using his (potentially contaminated) fingers to sprinkle the salt on, he used a grinder.

@@sunkissed7377 oooh ok thanks I'm just stupid

@@nsishere4751 You live and learn.

With such precision too....i'd like to know what knife he used so I can buy it lol

Side note: I make guac every day for work and it is surprisingly easy to slice open the pit if u have a sharp enough knife and don't worry about losing fingers in the process.

Yes

True

@@ToyoJToH Guess you have huge student loan debt

@@user-do8jq4kd5z and I'm 10 years old with my parents

@@ToyoJToH we can see by the way you spell Toyota and have a Roblox profile pic

@@ToyoJToH well just know you're gonna have huge student loan debt soon (probably)

What

@@guinea_horn I edited it now.

still not as bad as the people who has to come up with names for sugar in drinks

A Dinosaur or The people who have to come up with 20 billion different names for light brown for makeup

IMagine being Ysac and not knowing how to cut an avocado

Giant horizontal toaster lmao

Always wash with a buddy

Y E s i s h a l l w a s h y o u r h a n d s

@@skeetsmcgrew3282 that's why girls always go to the bathroom in groups lol. Gotta help each other out

If I rub my washed hands on your dirty hands it'll clean your hands

I don't like your profile pic

covid-19

I liked because of conosseurs.... I shall call myself a conosseur from now on

ty not sure I deserved that

Can you explain it?

Killed me with the De-corking the pepper

Something with matter?

@@marija1922 Yeah please

Thank you, I'm glad you like it

I bought the book too, and also give it 10/10 reinforcing that objective fact

Huh?

@@WillChil466 huh

Greetings from Germany;)

everything! Loaf of bread is so small it,s not worth brucheta_ing!

YES YOU CAN, I will make sure of it.

@@imoneoldfart6804 WUT

@@yousuckatcooking I shall make Phantom get enough of you, mark my words, it shall happen one day.

imoneoldfart Good luck with that, man

poopypants678 _ whoosh

poopypants678 _ jesus christ how stupid can you be?

You should wash your hands with feta and dry them in the vertical pop up oven.

@@cat7371 seriously, why are you here?

@@cat7371 Such a Fool.

Lezaan Van wyk I don’t

@@Bojacmancork It's a joke about food hygiene.

Young oh ok

I thought it was a hipster joke. Because, you know, that second salt is so much better than the first one, of course!

RealRomplayer I thought that, too, honestly!

Nice

Didnt get it :\ is the joke that he did it for sanitary purposes?

@@jaafaralawieh940 yes, yes he did

@@jaafaralawieh940 yes if he touched the salt then he could've had Corona which then he would eat that salt and go into his mouth and get coronavirus

But he ate it with bare hand though......

That's okay just don't let it happen again

@@yousuckatcooking You gotta sleep with the fishies to own a house

@@user-do8jq4kd5z Why's the comment section talking about owning a house? I don't get it.

@@jobansand same here

@@jobansand Ok so you know how millenials like avocado toast right? Millennials went to college, and you know how the boomers crippled the industry in the 70s to 90s, college costs a lot. Millennials took out student loans to pay, and so they're in huge student debt, and they need to apply for mortgages for houses, but they have bad credit. Outcome:Millennials have no houses.

Sorry to mess up your plans

Shit I’m making avocado toast right now

For the corona

Or not so secretly....

This *haas* made my day

Me too!!

Same

Yea you might wanna get that looked at bruh. Toast is not a good reason to cry

@@skeetsmcgrew3282 good yet overly obvious and ultimately unhelpful advice. thanks though

U r off your nUt

One of the most relatable things I’ve ever seen.

All of them

Yup, your going to be homeless now forever.

Lol

Me too!

It is but it's in C Major

Day 4 Of Quarantine. I’ve now lost the ability to differentiate porn from normal life, and I’m out of bed sheets to use for toilet paper, Liberty Prime needs to come Nike China right now with a Tom Brady throw, bounced on my boys dick for hours to this aaaaaannnd post 👬

i dont cRe

Welcome back

live in Utah?

live in Utah?

live in Utah?

live in Utah?

Live In Utah?

Welcome :)

Isobel Higgs you’re too slow

You need to have fresh powerstones in your kitchen

Lucina I hope your hands are okay

yikes

Afraid to ask what happened to egg and red pepper...

@@emilyche1101 - I'm guessing they were used as a "how to" joke and fake blood from smashing her hands into toast... LoL

Emily Che I was lucky enough to get some pre-fried eggs from the pre-fried chickens at my local farmers market. The pepper (pepper pepper) became a lot more red 😳

Well he immediately washed his hands after saying it...

Dara Desai or the avocado roast, where he compares somebody to an avocado based on some undesirable quality

or the avocado ghost, where you summon the dead avocados in pursuit of The Avocado Toast. With +1 in undead, increasing chances of survival against the Cabage-19.

There's a pandemic on. We all have to make sacrifices somewhere for the public good. 😞

@@DoubleADwarf "fuck the pandemic. I'll still go outside" -literally everyone with coronavirus, 2020.

Maybe we watched so many YSAC episodes that he believes that we don’t suck anymore