40K ORK CINEMATIC 

Lol

The MacGyver Clan of the 41st millennium.

Best comment ever XDDDDDD

@@user-bw4ec4bm2t I nearly swallowed my gum when I read *29 years ago* xD

but I agree, this comment about orkz is bootiful

9k+ years of experience and yet they position themselves right in front of the giant ship with an abnormal amount of thrusters?

@@DarkOmegaMK2 That ship could be that old, but it's not like the CREW are. Plus, the cutscene DID just say underestimating Orks is a death sentence. Now we've seen what happens when you do.

@@thebighurt2495 I guess if you underestimate your opponent in general something like that would happen, not just the green skins. But you're right, even if the crew was experienced, if the commander happened to be a moron, then it can't be helped. :/

@@DarkOmegaMK2 "Hah, filthy greenskins. They can't even build proper ships! We'll show THEM the true strength of Imperial Ceramite!"

@@thebighurt2495 *fucking dies to green hooligans because "that pile of steaming feces" CAN plow through imperial / martian craftsmanship*

"Orkses is never defeated in battle. If we win we win, if we die we die fighting so it don't count. If we runs for it we don't die neither, cos we can come back for annuver go, see!"(C)

@@alexmelik4030 Running? that's very unorkish, ducking degenerate !

Basically the Vikings of For Honor. We never truly lose. We either win or we go to Valhalla and have a grand time either way! The fact that we win the war 90% of the time is a bonus!

Orks don’t lose, they just fall back and hit harder with more bois, daka, and daka dat shootin bois.

Beautiful;u;

them and some Slaneshies

You summoned us?

Yep, a race born just for fight for fun in a endless war universe, what's better for them...

Then there is Slaanesh patrol, who gets to do whatever they want to you before and after your death.

@@couldntthinkofanythinggood511 Bet their flowers carry STDs.

Yup. Sometimes brute force is just the way to go. The Orks have that down pat.

War of the beast?

역병으사 yup, War of the Beast

War of the beast was weird

@@Gamerguy826 TBF the beast did it not through brute strength, but rather through intelligence.

"THAN WE MUZT BE GOIN' EXTRA FAZT!" *" 'ERE WE GOO BOOYYZZ"*

@@elitegamer9310 WAAAGH!!!!

FAZTER FAZTER

"Oh shite you'z roight. We'z going even FASTAAAAA DEN EVAAA" And the imperium needs the warp to travel faster than light speeds, pshh

*reality changes to make it true*

followed immediately by every ork screaming "MORE DAKKA!"

This is true. orks really are the best.

I am pretty sure their ships have 4 modes: Off, Full Speed, Dakka and Full Speed+Dakka.

I’d be amazed if all weapons weren’t hooked up to just one giant button.

Da tru Orky saluushun!

The steering wheel isn't even actually connected to anything, but it still works because da wheel makes da ship move.

Ork belief can empower all.

It's a ship so it needs a steering wheel!

If you put it like that, then most of our RC cars and quad-drones are actually controlled with just two sticks. 🤔

Ork ships aren't even technologically advanced- they shouldn't even be able to function, but do because Ork magic

Better than the "shot into space for some reason Gretchin"

@@Troop3r666 Point defense system.

@@Troop3r666 those were snotlings

Living to the ripe old age of six months.

That or CPU for a Killa Kan

Alex Ye That is literally the point.

I'm pretty sure it's actually just a safety switch. The more (Kr)Orks are in a Waaaagh and the stronger they are, the smarter the entire Waaaagh gets. When there's nothing to fight, they devolve into what they are now. Their strength roughly scales to the threat.

If we don't know what we're doing, there's no way our enemies will either.

Alex Ye The way in which they get more organised and dangerous depending on what kind of Ork is leading them was probably intentional too. They can range from a small mindless horde that can crush a planet to a galaxy spanning well drilled empire killing force They can be moulded to fight just about anything but most of the time they just harmlessly kill one another and don’t have any grander ideals like the Eldar

Or just think so far outside the box there's no box to even think inside anymore.

Demons: hah! This ship has lowered its warp shields. Demons trying to escape the ship: it's a trap! They actually like this!

Some Orks did that already. True story. Khorne keeps them as....pets of a sort, because they impressed him. They kill, die and are restored daily. God knows what they must look like now.

A fan of Tuska Daemon-Killer, I see

@@Bloodlyshiva they are probably close to the size of a Titan by now.

Awkward moment when you love killing demons so much that you spend your time "Fishing" for them with weird boyz.

The Orks were an unfinished product

The Old Gods are morons. :/

@@DarkOmegaMK2 So are the new ones...

@THE NEWMAKER Like all the others...

They forgot to code the "End If" statement

There's peaceful places in the Imperium, and they understand what it is, even if they mostly can't have it. Orks? If you tried to explain the concept of not fighting/being at war to an Ork, all you'd get is complete incomprehension. And a punch to the face, probably.

@@magni5648 even if the ork could understand what you're trying to explain to it, it would probably just find the whole concept of peace extremely boring

@@magni5648 There are actually some humans in the imperium that have learned orkish, mostly for intelligence purposes. But it's a very unpopular language to learn because (aside form it being a xenos language) it's a very ... physical langauge. And the humans that start learning it tend to get very upset about constantly having hematoma all over their body and regularily getting their bones broken and teeth punched out^^

@@magni5648 No ifs or butts about it they would kill you for simply wasting their time.

The imperium at least knows what the word means Orks physically can’t understand the concept

They are crossing the streams with Warhammer Fantasy and think it is an explody version of the Doom Diver Catapult.

Think its more of a point defense... The ork version.

and if orks believe it works it will work

@@dragongrandmaster they seem to warp the reality with their psyche.

I think it’s more of the grots are too eager to get to fighting that they shoot themselves out of the cannons to get to the other ship faster Like storm boyz

They are pretty stupid tho.

@@casperchristensen8354 they seems stupid but they are actually pretty intelligent especially the oddboyz

Noooo. Kunnin maybe, but not intelligent.

@@casperchristensen8354 still the oddboyz are the most intelligent member of their species

I actually never felt like any ork group tended towards more intelligence, especially because all the special boy skills are gene coded. Oddboyz also tend to die rather fast so not much room to be real clever like.

Hmm, perhaps

They almost wrecked the Imperium during the War of the Beast and has stalemated the Tyranids in Octarius so that makes sense. If the Orks reclaimed their legacy as the Krorks of the Old Ones then they'd be able to conquer the Universe.

Just kill their war boss and they will have infighting among themselves but as soon as they get a new boss........oh boi they gonna waaaagghhhhhh another few time until u kill the boss.........and they repeat the process.......

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That’s true of every faction in the galaxy. If the Necrons fully awaken and unite they win, if the Tyranids gain enough Biomass they win, if the Krork re-emerge they win, if the Eldar can defeat Slaanesh and use their true reincarnation warp manipulation powers again then they’ll win. If the Emperor rises from the Throne or they find an intact STC the Imperium wins.

no that's not the drive thrusters those are the normal ones

To be fair, one could call a device that throws a continuous explosion in one direction (propelling you the other way) to be a gun, or at the very least, a very big and fancy flame thrower.

@Magni56 nothing is a weapon they are tooks that kill stuff

No the ship is a gun!

so does that mean that Ork ships have ship sized machine guns on the back of their ships?

the only reason common sense doesn't apply to them is because they collectively believe it doesn't, or some shit like that

Imagine the absolute terror of hearing those massive horns in the distance. Like, there's no sound in space except if it's an *Ork's*

@@alzef1375 "Do you hear drums, priest Veruus?" "Oh shit." - the last words of a many navigator, tech-priest, and Inquisitor."

I remember hearing about some Orks raiding a Space Hulk (most likely trying to combine it with a second), and they were doing fine jumping around space, shooting at everything and anything at the same time. Then a Mekboy arrived and asked them why they weren't in any suits, and informed them there was no air in space for them to breath. They all suffocated within seconds after the revelation

You just will things into existence as an ork.

You can't get depression if you are too primitive to contemplate life.

@@minhducnguyen9276 if you enjoy your job you'll never work a day in your life

@@E100Omega123 me and the boyz luv our jubs nothing like shootin grotz for them to appear inside a humie

+TymeTwyster Last I know. People talk about the Dark Crusade games, and they're good, but this game nails the flavor way better - especially where orks are concerned.

+dark7element Da boyz would be proud.

+Anony Mous Yeah showing the Grots being fired out of the ships gun battery in the beginning was dead on :) Who needs ammo when you have an infinite supply of minions

gretchins*

pretty sure for ammunition orks use prefer to use grots or snotlings over gretchins since gretchins are actually usefull for ship maintenance

HistoryBuff97 yeah because many of them hate orks😂

Theres a whole thing about that Hard to recall the name at this moment but I think it was the red gretchen? They took over and it's only them or something

Yup I laughed at that kinda like antifa

It’s the Gretchin revolutionary committee from Gorkamorka

Those are grot revolutionaries, led by the Red Gobbo.

+r3negade37 Thank you for putting this up.

+Brother Malachai +Jonathan Drvol Enjoy.

+r3negade37 I thought they were talking about Java coffee. These lyrics make a lot more sense.

is this an actual song from the lore back in table top?

I haven't played tabletop/gothic since i was in my early teens, and it was definitely printed in one of the official supplements.

The best part is that he doesn't have any idea what he's doing either. He just doesn't know what he's doing better.

@@jack_jagger1 he just firmly believe he's doing better, and so does most of the krew, and by the way ork magic works then he's actually doing better than the rest by virtue of being believed in... ork tech magic is weird as fuck...

Yeah when an ork gets too smart that's an issue, e.g. when it realizes it can't breathe in space.

If the Cap'n says he knows what he's doing, then you better BELIEVE he knows what he's doing

Johannes Hjortshøj I hear Captain Bludfang's voice with that quote...

J Wh Thanks that was the idea :)

MAKE US GO FASSSSTAAAA

No no it was like this OI GROT PRESS DA BUTTON BUT WE WILL DIE I DONT CARE PRESS THE FUCKIN BUTTON YA GLOSSY GIT HERE WE GOOOOOO

"Okay boss!" *Bashes his ead on big red button*

Ya see Ivork, da hummies, spiky boyz and da pointy 'eads ain't gonna open their dakka when yer ship 'splodes by itself!

+Hyper "Bludy brilliant! Mekboy, get sum of em new splodey ships, and get sum new yella paint too. CUZ YELLA ONES SPLODE BETTA!" Famous last words of Freebooter Thick-Ed, shortly before embarking on his last voyage. May he rest in pieces.

Da Mekboyz haf ta keep wurkin’ to keep da ship flyin’. No un sed dat stuff nedder blows up in der face sumtimes.

@Blackfalk actually the reason their ships stay together is because the orks as a race have innate phychic power, meaning that basically if enough orks believe something works or will happen, it will. (Look it up on wikipedia)

@@yharleththegrandobserver236 so what you're saying is that because most (if not all) orks believe Red makes stuff faster they're actually for real?

The problem is that everyone (except Orks and Necrons for their own reasons) want to become a dominant power in the galaxy

I am sure that many members of the Imperium want peace, but have come to the conclusion that it’s a pipedream, with so many enemies on their door step. Maybe now that one of the Emperor’s sons is in charge, that may change but I doubt it. If it’s not the forces of Chaos attacking, then it’s the Orks staging another Waaarh!

Primarch Vulkan With the Imperium, it’s understandable, as, possibly except for the Tau, every other faction wants to completely destroy it. That’s why the Imperium became such a harsh society, in contrast to the bright future the Emperor wanted originally. It was seen as the only way to protect humanity. Now that a son of the Emperor is in charge, that will hopefully change. He for one seemed to mourn the marring of his father’s dream. Ironically, it seems that the Emperor never wanted to be worshipped l, at least to the extent that his subjects do now.

@@primarchvulkan4013 VULKAN LIVES! **STOMP STOMP**

@@WorldWar2freak94 the Silent King would literally agree to ally with the Imperium at the drop of a hat, and tried to do so in M31 with Sanguinius. In fact he's been seen wearing a mask that depicts Sanguinius's more angelic visage on multiple occasions.

They are they just turn the alarm off because it was annoying and because they d o nf hear an alarm that means the reactors oare working perfectly fine

Orcs just have religion and make it canon if they believe something will work it will. For example they believe red things go faster so when they paint stuff red it will increase it's speed.

Nah, they think it would go even Fasta!

If my understanding is correct, it’s literally because they believe it’s working. So it just works.

+Admiral Attila had to scroll to far for this :D

+Admiral Attila I like yer hat by the way!

Mork Sez

“Set yer Gitfindaz to Panzee!”

@Denam In Polish, it would make a pun :)

Doer Rosales Gretchin are the ammo!

the gretchins freeze up mid flight and fragment upon landing on the humiez ships. it be brilliant

Hmm Shokk Attack guns would work bettah.

The best part is that the Ork glyphs on the breach of that gun read "Grot fortress". It's a deliberate attempt to capitalise on cowardly grotz trying to find somewhere safe to hide!

Ya see we orkz ar smarter den we look like.

Dracologist LEGO's a great boarding deterrent, nobody wants to step foot on it

@@samuellove9619 I...can't... breath...*gasp*

Samuel Love You should feel good about yourself.

Samuel Love you deserve happiness

Samuel Love love the comment! But this is why I’m AdMech... I build LEGO and I can walk over them without pain (I actually find it more comfortable...)

If any of us fans would be reborn in warhammer 40k, so many would choose the orks! The only race that scoffs at the notion of the grimdark nature of the universe!

@@Joawlisdoingfine for me? I will pick the necrons.

Tau doesn't seem too bad, assuming it's not the version of them all secretly grimdark by valor of tentacles and eldritch mindcontrol council of evil. ...Imagine if the Tau could convincingly work with the Orks, though. The control and unity of the Tau controlling the capital and supplying resources, the absurd warfare and raw power of the Orks on the front lines... They'd be unstoppable.

Earl Josh Beloria meh I prefer AdMech with Necrons a close second, Orks Third and everyone else as a NEVER

@@JacksonJinn Too pansy, what with the "no melee" hoo-ha what they got goin' on. And of course, the instantaneous yelling of "WHY YOU GOT LADY BITS ON YER FOREHEAD?!"

+Alex13501 This is the cutscene that convinced me the single-player campaign was actually worth my time instead of just exclusively settling on the multiplayer. May be the best 2-minute summary of the race I've ever seen.

@@dark7element what annoys me is that the intro cutscene in the sequel makes them seem dull. the only interesting thing that happens is a cruiser exiting the warp only to crash into another cruiser

Im sure you mean it makes mork and gork proud

+Toozday's Child Eh? you call that small ship orky? i call it un orky, it needs way more dakka and it's barely has any red paint on it to make it go faster, also maybe add more yellow rockets so that they can blow up better.

im shocked that it wasn't purple seeing as how none of the hummiez noticed it till it hit them

swiggity swooty

I understood that reference. (Sheds a single orky tear)

Tyranids are having an all you can eat buffet so they're happy

Chaos worshippers are not necessarily miserable. It might not look like that from the outside, but they enjoy their life a lot. You need to understand that all of them joined chaos willingly.

​@@andreasecker4863Yes, Inquisitor, it's that person right there.

+Eduardo Rivera Gorkamorka?

+Doctalen I'm planning on voting for him but that made me laugh my ass off!

+Eduardo Rivera and that makes you understand that the people building the game are REAL fans of the franchise.

KOS Gaming Channel Still doesn't change the fact the Producers/Publishers of this game could screw us over as the seem to be doing with Total War: Warhammer.

Mh yes they might, but please remember that these developers will give you from the start the original forces of the original boardgame. Imperium, Chaos, Orks and Eldars. Space Marines, Taus, Necrons and Tyranids were only introduced with the ARMADA expansion. They seem to be following the lore and the original game pretty well. If they want money for the other fleets, why not give it to them ? TOTAL WAR WARHAMMER is a fail from the start. Why placing Chaos armies as a DLC when the Empire Vs Chaos is the main friction and theme in that game ?

good luck for that.

Simple Mind virus Disable them all and they’ll commit seppuku

A ktann would be their worst nightmare since they can’t touch it

That's actually a good idea in theory If orks go too long without fighting they'll get bored and start fighting themselves Although when that happens orks release their spores upon their death so then you'd just end up with even more orks

Well in the dark age of humanity humans just used nano machines that tore things apart from inside out no fight whatsoever

+Battybattybats DA RED GOBBO WANT YE!, FER AN´ EKUAL ROIGT´S OF LOOT FER ALL ORKS, GROTS, AND SNOTLINGS!! VIVA DA REVOLUSHUN!!1!

Dey gonna geet tau'ssed outa Deff Kopta dey is!

WE'Z REDIZTREBOOTIN' DA LOOT FOR DA MASSES, WE IS!

@@erwin669 Oy, oo said anyfing about da Tau gitz? ;p

@@WTFisTingispingis WOT?! GET BACK TO WORK YA GROT! OR DA ONLY LOOT YA WILL HAVE IZ A BIG SHINY ROCKET IN YAR HEAD!

+Tarn Don't you mean WAAAGH! ?

+Tarn Interestingly enough that is also the horn off the pain train. Green skinned bastages take anything that aint nailed down and on fire.

+Tanall And even then they'll just pry up the nails and put out the flames, after they started 'em. Nuffin' 'naff 'bout sum singed loot.

+effigytormented It only adds 'Karaktur' as the orks would say. Besides, it's likely to get smashed to bits for the scrap to be built into something more Orky anyway

weldonwin MOAR ORKY!

Be glade Hollywood would ruin warhmmer

@@dimitriwarchief301 Not as bad as GW did

@@theloweffortchannel7211 Nuhammer surely is the gift that keeps on taking.

Orks are somewhat less of a threat than the tyranids or chaos legions because even though an ork waaagh has overwhelming military power, it lacks the subtle threats of genestealer and chaos cults subverting their victims from within, cannot weaponize warp storms or use sorcery like Chaos can, and cannot coordinate harmoniously with dozens of other waaaghs nor engage in complex grand strategies like a hive fleet can. Orky straightforwardness is both their biggest strength and their greatest limitation.

They can use sorcery tho, weirdboyz and warpboyz. Ever heard of ”DA JUMP?

It's the equivalent of hitting a deer with your pickup. Just shrugged it off anyway

Put 'im in a stompa 'til 'iz zova' Put 'im in a stompa 'til 'iz zoba' Put 'im in a stompa 'til 'iz zoba' Erly' in da monrnin'!

"Do wut 'e sez or 'e smash yo' face in" "Do wut 'e sez or 'e smash yo' face in" "Do wut 'e sez or 'e smash yo' face in" "Erly in da mornin' "

When fighting is sure to result in victory, then you must fight! Of course, 'victory' is a pretty vague word for orks...

Not really, Orks are very much the optimistic race. They believe that they win because they are the best, and if they lost they actually didn't and will just be back for another go at it. As long as the fighting was good and there was loot to be had, then that is what the Orks call a victory.

I dont remember where this ork quote was from I think it was warhammer fantasy. "Alright boyz da plan iz to win and not die. If you die, iz cause you werent follwing da plan"

@@tombouric Sun Tzu said that! And I'm sure he knows a little more about fighting than you do pal, because he invented it!

+Alsemenor Can't wait to batter the fuck out of Imperial bastards with a single, large WAAAAGH

***** Yeah I went back to Chaos anyway, Orks were underwhelming without resorting to Taunt spam cheese... back to lances ;) ;) ;)

+Alsemenor the last thing you'll hear before being rammed by an ork ship

YOU CAN'T HEAR IN SPAAAAAAACE!

Alsemenor IN SCIENCE FICTION ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE even though science proved there's no sound in the vacuum of space

Watched again 10 months later. Didnt remember this comment. Smiled.

Hahaha, Grot revolt!

Deathcoldan he isn't angel,but he made things far more useful than most of your presidents and monarchs,jerk

Seize da meanz of Dakka! For da grate WAAAGH revolution!

Commie gretchins? Seems about right.

Just like the origial one, he looks short, ugly, weasle-like and dishonorale.

no they use it, but its... frickle at beast and many times weirdboy explode when demon invade throught him... but thats k orks like good fight.

COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLL

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!

+Carl Miester WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!!!

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Oi! Don' fergit ta menshon moar dakka!

Thats actually really catchy.

Of course they do, DEM CHAOS BOIS IS GOOD KILLINS!!!

Orks didn't send them They all jumped in

Conversation between Cadians: Captain: Status report? What’s attacking us? Chaos? Demons? Guardsman: no sir orks. Captain: orks came out of the eye, by the emperor. Guardsman: uh no sir. It seems like they are trying to get INTO the eye… Captain: why the hell are we stopping them? Let them through you fool.

I never noticed that lmao 🤣

Same here

+VindicareAssassin "There is a plot-twist you didn't actually see comming!"

+VindicareAssassin For Alfa? Basically replace the word "Orks" with "Alfa Legion" and it's the same thing. :P

Inquisitor of the Ordo Xenos missing the alcohol though

the second i both saw it and heard Spire mention it i knew

It seems that all factions, with the exception of the Orks, want peace on their terms.

I don't recall humans being green skinned.

I dont think peace is comprehensible to any faction

Pretty good for a sentient moss.

Let’s just hope they don’t believe that they’re unkillable because they would be all over for everyone except the orks...

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH

Being an Ork in the warhammer 40k universe would be better than living as we are right now, think about that.

+deceit109 A likkle green ship 'ad a likkle green Grot Pantin' an' sweatin' an' cursin' 'is lot "I wish I wuz in charge" 'e fought, "Den I'd neva 'ave ta work no more!" "I'd sit real pretty in da Kaptin's chair, Wiv piles o' loot so fine and rare, I'd sail da stars wivvout a care, And I'd neva 'ave ta work no more!" So 'e went to da Kaptin, all big and tuff, 'E swelled 'is chest out wiv a puff, And said "Now, see, I've 'ad enuff, And I'm neva gonna work no more!" Da Kaptin laughed a great big laugh, And bellowed down both fore and aft, "Boyz, dis Grot is awful daft, 'Cause 'e duzn't wanna work no more!" Well now dat Grot 'as learnt 'is place, Wiv scars and broozes all over 'is face, Floatin' throo da cold dark space But 'e neva has ta work no more!