"They're part of Squad broken, if you know what that is, I feel sorry for what you went through, if you don't know what that is, I suggest you give it a read." For a moment, I forgot about it, then I remembered looking it up cause I was curious. I hope tyranids eat your craftworld, elf-lover -snort-
Orks just have too much in common so it's hard for them to find excuses to fight each other. The only thing Orks can disagree on is who's bigga, who's meaner and who's da best.
@@maxmustermann-zx9yq I’d like to play the battlefleet gothic board game one day. If I do don’t you worry; their flying garbage heaps will be mentioned. If not, maybe I’ll talk about the Battlefleet Gothic video game and the Orks their one day.
Yeah, I had ta sew up da last Bois who didn't shut der gobs up wen da Warboss came throo. Now Garbog and Wiznaffa havta share da same body, an da Bois get a roight good laff outta dat one. Two 'eads iz betta den one! Ha ha ha!
@@gumbo821 to be fair the Craftworlders were the ones who looked at what was happening and went “fuck this I’m out.” Now the Dark Eldar? Yeah that’s all on them, motherfuckers looked at what happened to their empire and went “let’s keep going EVEN FURTHER” because pattern recognition is a skill very few possess in the 41st/42nd millennium.
"The Orks are the pinnacle of creation. For them, the great struggle is won. They have evolved a society which knows no stress or angst. Who are we to judge them? We Eldar who have failed, or the Humans, on the road to ruin in their turn? And why? Because we sought answers to questions that an Ork wouldn't even bother to ask! We see a culture that is strong and despise it as crude." -Uthan the Perverse, Eldar philosopher
I love the eldar but there’s a certain level of appreciation you have to have for the horde of angry mushroom soccer hooligans coming to kick your ass because it’s fun and they think you think it’s also fun.
@@pancreasnowork9939 That's the orks everytime they meant the space marines. They sees genetically-modified humans made for war and assume that they must be having fun too. They are the guys who type "gl hf" in chat before a online game.
7:07 I wouldn’t necessarily say that the Orks don’t have other goals. For example, there is a Warboss called Wazdakka Gutsmek, who's basically an Ork version of Doomrider. His goal is that he wants to create a portal network that would be an interstellar highway, so he could ride his bike from one end of the galaxy to the other, probably because he realized that that's the sickest shit.
Something kinda funny about the Orks: They were the first of the major factions the Tau encountered. After that, even the Imperium looks pretty normal.
People tend to brush off the Orks as the comic relief faction in 40k but remember: It took Failbaddon 13 Black Crusades to put a dent in the Imperium, the Orks only needed 1 War of the Beast to almost defeat the Imperium.
Unfortunately in 40k they are using CHEMICAL throwers only the orks is using flamethrowers........and maybe a few priest and Sisters who don't have the right requisition papers
Since Gork and Mork are always fighting, and Ork theological discussion inevitable devolves into fights over which one is better you would assume that Gork and Mork are enemies. If you do then you really don't get Orks. They fight for fun, so why should their gods be any different?
@@BaranZenon And not just for fun, but because some boyz got misguided and tricked into joining chaos because nurgle was big and green, so Gork and Mork took it personally,
Really with recent lore and maybe I am reading into too much. Gork and Mork have been fighting each other less and less. In truth, seem to be focus on something bigger that is coming. This is why the Orks have been seemingly been more organized over time. The two gods are readying themselves for a bigger fight and can't wait. I could be wrong but that's how I understood it with some vague lore hints.
My favorite thing about orks is that the teenagers go thru a rebellious phase where they act like a standard military, being organized and using sound tactics. They do drills and keep everything in good shape, etc. love it
Imagine being an amazing ork, then getting trapped in a rock slide, stuck slowly dying of starvation, thirst or oxygen... nothing to fight nothing to truly struggle against, dying slowly
Fun fact: when Ghazghkull captured Commissar Yarrick, his greatest enemy, he didn’t have him killed. He made his boys give Yarrick a victory parade, and gave Yarrick a ship, with the simple instruction of “go to Armageddon and prepare for a good fight”. He could’ve killed Yarrick and, without a powerful leader like him, Armageddon may have fallen to the Orks. But Ghaz wanted a right and proper fight. He even had his Doks butcher Yarrick’s pilot, who had betrayed Yarrick and delivered him to the Orks, for being a coward like that.
As a daemons player, I respect orks for their conversion value alone. Most other table top models can be converted into daemon models. Daughters of khaine can work for slaanesh, you can put some wings on a dreadnought and call it a daemon prince, etc. but with orks? Anything can count as an ork model. ANYTHING.
Why I love Orks 1:04-1:14. This sentence means that no matter how strong you get the Orks will match you in strength as he said the only reason they are Orks now is because nobody was strong enough for the Korks anymore so they essentially devolved to become weaker just so the other races didn’t get stomped. Orks will always be da biggest and da strongest.
Every Orks player are the best people to interact with. As an Ork player, what drew me in and away from Eldar (my first army) was how fun and customizable they were. I was never an Role Player for anything else, but when I played Orks I found myself “thinking Orkish” more and more, and whenever I lost I had fun fighting.
GW: " _Wait, that's illegal. You're not Supposed to do that_ " *ups the prices of the models even further out of spite* "Why is nobody buying the models?" "Am _I_ the problem here? No, it's these dam kids and their pesky fan-made cahntent" *Takes down Fan-made content and 99.99% of everything related* "Why do people hate us all of a sudden? And why are our sales suffering _even further_ ?" *Repeat Cycle*
@@schmeatgaming853 It could be said for almost every Game company to a certain degree barring a couple of alterations here and there. It's just that some; are (far, far) more worse than others are. ((Either due to their own incompetence or the like. And how well they maintain their PR/Public Image)).
in Space Marine you play an Ultramarine against Orks and the funny thing about it is that Orks think blue is a lucky colour so they miss alot more just because what they think is real is becoming real
4:10 I am proud to say I didn't hesitate a second to say "Well, to fight! Obviously!". I don't even play Warhammer, but these boiz are growing on me, like some sort of foot-fungus.
The orks being sentient fungi, has gotten me to ponder, what does the imperium use to make their bread rise and brew their beer? Did they take spores from dead orks and genetically engineer them to make a super yeast?
Love to imagine when the ork die their souls just go the realm of Gork and Mork and watch them fight like a crowd at a sports game. Ork1:Iv got 14 big teef on Gork landin a sholid wap on Mork Forst Ork2: Oh YA Well iv got 8 big boss teef on Mork sneekin a gud upa chut on Gork Forst
I think when they die they just get their souls tossed into another body and have another go at it. That being said, this interpretation is a lot funnier and so it is now canon.
"They're part of Squad broken" - I cant believe you´ve done this. I expected something cool about da boyz teaming up with someone, but this. How do I uninstall a memory
They’re probably gonna be one of the Do or Dont’s that’s sooner rather than later. Not one of the upcoming planned ones but I do have a basic idea down for them!
I like how this episode is *so* much shorter than the other ones simply because; "To play like an Ork, you must play like an Ork. In otherwise, go stupid." -Sun Tzu
One of the best things of the ork army is that you can literally pick a toy car you have liying around, ork it up with some orky bits and you can have a tournament-legal buggy! Hell, you can even loot other armies vehicules, ork it up and still use them as trucks or buggies XD
I dunno if most of the stuff I make is Tournament Legal, my Deff Dread made out of a Defiler certainly isnt on the proper base, but i dont care and its fun
"Dis 'ere's called a Tonka." "Why'sdat? It looks like a smol Battlewagon." "Dat's whadda Tonka iz, a smol Battlewagon." "So jus' call it a smol Battlewagon." "Iz easier to call it a Tonka." "Ah, makes sense."
What I love most about Da Orks; they don't know what failure even is - to them - failure isn't... failing, just another reason to give it another go - something to live by
I love orks. We all die eventually but they have fun dying and even make their kin happy in the process. Always happy whatever it is besides silly ooman problems. So pure and simple
Even if you kill them with flamethrowers they drop spore at random throughout there lives, so you would have to go anywhere they've ever been and purge the soils.
Honestly, probably my favorite faction in 40k. I can't afford to get into the table top game because no money or smart, but if I had both of those things, it'd be an Ork army for me. I'm not here to win, I'm here to have a good time wit da boyz.
Orks are the faction you can just make shit up and 99% of the time. It is possible. Because Orks! You want Ork WAAGH that is made up of literally terrible green skin versions of Star Trek. Can do it. Want a very Orky version of Star Wars? Hell, can do that too. Want to recreate an Ork version of the Fonzie from Happy Days. You can and have a maneuver called "Jumpin' Da Shark, Boyz!" Which either can go great and the Boyz get a boost or go poorly and well...Fonzie dies but the Boyz have a great laugh. Orks you can just be mental and have fun. It would all be lore accurate. As everyone else complains. You just laugh and flip the table. Why? ORKS NEVER LOSE!!
"The Orks are the pinnacle of creation. For them, the great struggle is won. They have evolved a society which knows no stress or angst. Who are we to judge them? We Eldar who have failed, or the Humans, on the road to ruin in their turn. And why? Because we sought answers to questions that an Ork wouldn't even bother to ask! We see a culture that is strong and despise it as crude." - Uthan the Perverse, Eldar Philosopher
Orks act like they are being controlled by a character in a video game. They don’t really care if they die, they don’t really care if they get hurt, and if they stop fighting for 4 and a half seconds they go find something to fight and the death of their comrades is a jovial thing for them.
I always thought my love of combat yet occupation as a combat medic in the Army clashed, but considering my manic obsession with physiology, machines and my favorite color being green I now understand I am an Ork Pain Boi!
My favorite Ork experience: I came to a pen and paper group of an radical xenos inquistor in Training and his group. And I became a group member as an ork mercenary, who is looking for more exotic fights. This is as radical a xenos inquisitor gets I believe. 😂
Also, they are very nice dudes. Their mommies are proud! Other than that Karen....swear she is either a Chaos Cultist or a Genestealer Cultist. Maybe both but can't roast her................yet.
"There's like a thousand people in the galaxy smart enough to do that and all of them are the Salamanders." Annnnnnnd Liked, Commented, and Subscribed.
Those two would probably be some of the ones I do next, I’m more familiar with them than other armies. Plus as much as Tau in melee being shit is a meme it’s also a fairly accurate meme.
@@FirelordNinzhan touche. However, I rember stealth suit shot guns with anti vehicle mines being one of the best things ever. They become like mini battlesuit heroes and can take out essentially anything on the field with all their bonuses if they are in anything resembling decent cover.
I absolutely love this series, it does something that not a lot of other faction "review" series', or even videos, do, go into depth about strengths and weaknesses. And because this series goes over a single faction each time you can explain them in more detail without skimping on the jokes
That’s the reason for this. All the other videos I’ve seen going over factions was either all of them at once or a lore video that had nothing to do with rules or models. I figured I could fill a niche!
Love your comment " while killing orcs you having sex with them" that got me going so hard that i started panic couching and puked on floor while having a feber of 39.4
I'm glad to see that someone acknowledged the fact that since the first total Warhammer game the Orks have had painting their chariots red as a research giving a speed bonus. how could you not love these guys?
the orks are just....the best, i cant find anything to hate about them, they are just great and honestly i envy their life style, so much simpler then the shit we have to deal with in modern SOCIETY.
You want to know the interesting part about Mork and Gork: Draw the yin and yang but pictured as two orks wrestling... this race is deep on so many levels!
Do: The variation in each model is incredible. Unlike many armies who has the same uniform, shapes and weapons, Orks can look very different from one another with different looking weapons and decorations. Even if you have hundreds of orks, none can look the same if you assemble them like that.
I find playing Orks wraps the stupidity back around itself to be something genius. First you think of the smart stuff, then you start thinking Orky-like, then you realize the can of worms you've opened and you see the sheer cartoony genius of it all. As of the time of this comment, it's 9th Edition and Orks got some buffs they didn't have at the time of this video's publication. They're TONS of fun. High skill floor, though. Like, weirdly high until things finally click.
i made an ork that dressed up as a salamanders, followed their beliefs(in his own way) but he breaks canon because he was the only ork to form, and he can do the spore thing, so far he's trying to patch up the armor till he can fit in with the real salamanders, unlike normal orks he believes the salamanders are lucky due to their green armor and near immortal due to how they basically torture themselves, he has adapted the fire thing, he found a bunch of bolter rifles and somehow made a gatling bolter that can shoot flaming rounds, because why not (btw i don't even know if this would be a possible character/thing, i just know though, it could possibly exist in the TTS universe)
Orks you can go wild. Though tabletop rule wise they are boring. So toss that damn book out and go wild. Rules only matter to losers. AND ORKS NEVER LOSE!
My favorite fan theory I have ever heard about this game is that the only reason the Emperor of Man is still alive is because the Orks believe he’s still alive en masse. So it’s the Orks reality-warping stupidity, not the golden throne or the daily sacrifices of thousands of psykers, that sustain his immortal energies. 😂😂😂
Orks are as far as I can tell the good guys in the 40k universe. They are the only race that would bring about eternal happiness for all if they took over everything.
There is one weapon that made me love orks forever: Bubble chukka! In past editions each one required multiple dice rolls before you even started the attack, so an army of mostly these was fun!
As someone trying to learn about warhammer, I thought it was a joke calling them mushrooms because they were green. It took me a while to put it together.
Giff: NEED MOAR DAKKA BORF: NO, YOUSE NEED MOAR CHOPPA Giff: ME CHOPPA DA HUMIES??? Borf: CHOP, SHOT, CHOMP STOMP. I IZ A POET Giff: BRINGZ DA TEARZ TO MA EYEZ been playing orks for almost 15 years. Haven't always held the battlefield. But I have never lost a battle. Simple As.
@@bait4sale9001 I'm not really interested in 2 but if they did that: game of the year. An enterprising Ork warlord lured the tyranids to an imperial sector so he can drop all his boys right into the middle of an almighty scrap, maybe test out a stompa he's been workin on.
Thanks for making these videos I really enjoy them. Maybe once you run out of factions you can give overviews of battles that you had in much this same style. I think that the tabletop is interesting but I find watching most videos on it akin to watching paint dry while a dyslexic reads an encyclopedia to me.
Orks are the most fun model kits of all the GW range. I collect blood angels too, and have an eye starting a third army… probably knights, but goddam, I love me some orks.
Should do a custodians do or don't just for the laughs I mean out of the countless goods about them the one thing I can think of that's not good about them is that their TOO GOOD
