40K's MOST INSANE & POWERFUL WEAPONS [Part One] | WARHAMMER 40,000 Lore/History 

Luetin09 your work is great, keep it up. I will now be up to about 3am due to my place on the earths timeline. So thanks for that then. 😃

Keep up the good work my dude.

It seems it's time for dakka.

reads like an episode of zero punctuation, i wonder why...

VULCAN LIVES!!!

Vulkan lives.

No such thing

Friendship is magic, and magic IS HERESY.

The most powerful ship is hardship turns men to Astartes, Women to sisters of battle, and the weak into meat for the grinder.

* Bolts * edit: Don't be cringe like past me

You can outsmart me but you won't outsmart bullets you heretic

"And the massed ranks of the Imperial Guard!"

Loading anti-phasic rounds on chapter bolters.

Titans*

Working as a gladiator porn star does have it's befits.

Meh, Macha's cuter

This feels like the path to Slaanesh lol

Don't forget Yvraine is taking Guilliman's sword

@@Luetin09 *she who thirsts

DID I HEAR SOMEONE MENTION HERESY?????!?!!?!!

I mean, infectious, contagious soul-cancer would do it.

HERESY! THE MOST POWERFUL WEAPON IN THE UNIVERSE IS THE EMPEROR'S WILL.

This... is true

*loads bolt pistol The Emperors work is never done.

No joke lol

@@brandondabbs2593 True

Necrons, if you encounter them hope they are after something other then you, or something you are between them and

Emperor Protects

On the bright side, they tend to be unendingly calculating with how they use it. They probably won’t blow out Sol like a candle or squish Holy Terra between their fingers because that would likely boost chaos, and that would likely fuck over the Necron a bit.

Lol

nurgle for the win

Some say that a virus bomb contains a single Hair from the brush of nurgle

Khorne: EEEEWWWW!!!

"Toilet brush or toothbrush?" "(BELCH) ...yes"

Beran Beran the flood

nids

I'd go so far as to speculate the same or even more about the Tyranids.

@@georgg.5730 Nid truly are interesting in that regard. Orks sure grow large armies, but that is pretty much nothing compared to nids ability to turn biomass into living weapons. Also Hive mind aint stupid. Even the most dangerous of Oek warbosses can control his troops such precision as nids. Simply nids are far superior in over all war of attrition.

@@dominicbrady1539 The Tyranids are not from this galaxy. I think its a safe bet that the old ones didn't make them. The Orks (Krork) were their brute-force bioweapon to complement the more refined Eldar.

Star wars: has death star Warhammer: "big sip of holy water" Thats cute. We have titans.

@@Maezhughes .....

I was thinking the other day, where's all the floating space debris from 40+ years of battle between empire and the rebels in SW. You'd think systems would be dangerously soups of lugnuts and scrap hurling around at speeds that would smash through anything. Instead, Warhammer has this reality. It might even be a colossal abandoned ship. Or fleets of them. Litter is damaging everywhere. We can't even leave our planet now without these worries.

@@Buzgut Three words *The emperor protects!*

Death Star: what's that ahead? 40k : turns on windshield wipers

Lol

@Anirban Chakrabarti I can't stop laughing thinking about Slaanesh cackling at a hyper adapted version of tiktok daemonettes all sounding and looking the same

I suspect it was the double D weapons that birthed Slaanesh.

“Feel the wrath of my dick weapon monkeigh”

The galaxy broke before the guard did

@@Ali-ey9sz the universe broke before the guard did

Cadia Stands!

Sanguinius broke before the guard did

@@LAV-III *Blood Angeles spontanously black rage*

the imperium is literally 3 civilizations the mechanicus, the administratum and the eclisiarchy

@@ashardalondragnipurake then 4 . Even better!

I think that was by accident. It seems to me that lore was almost an afterthought. The overarching theme is original and very fertile. The fleshing-out of the universe had a weak and bumpy launch.

@@bignasty4874 and they’ve plagiarized in the past.

@@comradecameron3726 Oh, yeah? That's sad. This universe has so much untapped potential. Why would they feel the need to plagiarize?

Ciaphas Cain books are fucking awesome! The character is absolutely amazing.

Eldar: commit enough murder-rape to create a chaos god that eats their souls Emperor: You know what? You win, having the bigger dick isn't worth the extinction of my species. *outlaws hedonism, religion, and knowledge of chaos*

Robert Lockard Honestly, I find outlawing religion and acknowledgement of gods in a universe where gods undeniably exist to be absolutely mental. I find the Eldar approach of awakening a more powerful god to be the most workable, given the circumstances.

Yes.

To be honest, lorewise its just stupid, they just retconned it. Usually a BSF would mop the floor with the Phalanx and the Rock combined.

@@LordGriebenschmalz thats what i thought, a black stone fortress was the most powerful space faring object in the galaxy and the phalanx couldnt hold a candle to it

How does the Shadow in the Warp work? It's not a like nulls because the nids are affected by nulls in the same way as psykers. So (and excuse the rough analogy) is it like negative numbers to normal psyker positive numbers? Like an opposite force the destructively interferes with normal psi force? Kinda new to 40k so apologies if it's a dumb question.

@@somethinglikethat2176 I'm not aware of any source that explicitly explains it, but it may exist, I don't know a lot of lore. From what I remember from 5th edition books and codices, they just say that the hivememind's warp presence is so great that it distorts the warp in a way that makes communication impossible.

@@somethinglikethat2176 From a very basic version, and I may be wrong here as it's been a few years: The Shadow In The Warp (I'm just going to cal it the Shadow from here on) is a null zone that follows the Tyranid hive fleets through space. It makes warp travel almost, if not, impossible through it by all races that use that method of transit. it makes it so the Astropathic Beacon is not present for Navigators to 'lock onto' also and totally disables all forms of astropathic communication within it's sphere of influence. The Tyranids can still travel freely through this as they don't actually use the warp as is described in @Luetin09 's videos detailing as such. This blanketing of space is done by the Tyranids Hive Mind and their psychic presence to control the Hive Fleets, even though the directing force may be many light years away. How rapid that communication/direction is transmitted is unknown as in, is there signal lag or is it instant via some unknown method? There are so many questions regarding the Hive Fleets and how they operate and organize at a galactic level (see Hive Fleet Behamoth and Kraken coming in at outer disc of teh galaxy and Leviathan taking the galaxy from 'below' and by the looks some of teh minor fleets are also hitting slightly from 'above' the galactic plane). The Shadow will also send most psychers eventually insane if they spend enough time within it due to the pressures of the Hive Mind as well as sometimes amplifying Tyranid and Genestealer hybrids powers though that was mentioned in some really old fluff somewhere so not too sure if that's still a thing? Now what I meant as it being an indirect weapon is it's teh ultimate 'salt the earth' thing. Warp transit is impossible in this Shadow, however it doesn't go away when teh Tyranids move onto another feeding ground or are wiped out. It persists for an unknown and, as far as I'm aware, unspecified length of time. Basically making even a victory against them a loss as the system is basically buggered for rebuilding, resupply or evacuation at a reliable level. The ships simply are unable to translate correctly or at all into the system, basically sealing it off from the rest of the greater galaxy, for better or worse. There are races that do not use the warp to travel, like Necrons and I THINK Tau so they would be basically unaffected by this. Interestingly these are the two races that are psychically dead too. Lots of stuff to detail and I feel worthy of a mention and the long term damage would be much greater than that of almost any other weapon around except Chaos and even then that's questionable as a Hive Fleet only has to enter the Sol system to basically turn off the Astronomicon for a period, win or lose. Then...hello Dark Age Mk2. The Imperium is no longer able to travel reliably in teh warp and literally trillions die, worlds burn and the Imperium basically collapses. Choas to do that must WIN in Sol and take Terra, they Tyranids simply have to show up in sufficient numbers...oh and Leviathan is pretty close to Terra too...sooo...

The tyranids are the key to destroying chaos

@MonsieurHiroshima I never mentioned any harm to the Emporer, just that it would blanket the Astropathic Beacon and if not snuff it out for a time, it would mute it's effects and make Imperial warp travel much harder and perilous. This also proves teh point that it needs more details. And yes, Nids travel sub light using Nautilus scout ships to find prey areas for the fleets to travel to. The effects of this damage your describing was in teh 5th edition codex IIRC..or possibly 4th? But yes that is correct, the mere presence of them in system fucks teh system up. Maybe then not just the Shadow being a topic but the Shadow and Tyranid presence in system would be a better one, doing them both as they are kinda one and the same, can't have one without the other so to speak? EDIT: And yes with teh Tau they are psychicly 'dead' thus have zero understanding of how the warp works and have very very little impact on the warp itself and use another means of space trasite (which I can't remember as Tau are my least favorite race so I kinda just gloss over their finer points)

Or they were just some kinky bitches. That works too

Makes you wonder why E didn't lead them when they were at their peak. I have two theories; 1) he actually did but couldn't prevent the fall and the Imperium is attempt 2.0 2) they were far more enlightened and scientific so one glowy boy stepping up to become a super-dictator wasn't received that well

@@boooster101 if Mankind was experiencing a golden age of advancement and prosperity then why would Big E feel the need to step up? Humanity was doing fine without him. He didn't step up when Humanity was prospering, he stepped up when Humanity needed a shining light to guide them through the darkness

@@PyrusFlameborn They've completely retconned the Emperor from being this enlightened leader. He's basically just some guy named Neoth who took a bunch of stuff everyone else did, was a total jackass to everyone, and got killed off. He was just some loser perpetual until the unification wars, where he didn't even unify the whole planet. The Horus Heresy and Soege of Terra books pretty clearly outline that his only ability is he is a good psyker, everything else was either someone else's work or a lie

@@JCDenton3 There is some heresy in the air.

@@JCDenton3 they haven’t completely retconned the emperor that’s just your interpretation of what you’ve read abt him

Imagine AL x wh40k

fucking heresy

The arch mechanicum is very VERY nutty in way of power.

Why?

*unzips and exposes large cannon*

Does anyone else hear a chiming in the background?

God if that church was looted by the traitorous scums then I hope they'd manage to hide the relics as well. Because if they did, then those would be a vital importance for the restoration of our great emperor.

@@yonoume8747 Ding, Ding, Ding....

*Lightningstone

Sam Pankhurst thank you, I stand corrected.

Dinky lil' pistol go brrr

@@thedyingmeme6 Indeed

I think I found an inspiration for the nanorifle from red faction

That sounds like you're one poorly aimed shot away from a planetary grey goo event at all times lol

Only if you're into Slaanesh.

@@ralfsintke680 If you're already into Slaanesh, Futanari Hentai.

@@derekdrake8706 I prefer tentacle hentai than futa hentai

HERESY!!!!

Kitty waifus.

Relatable

Thats unhealthy, highly recommending avoiding very long sits on a toilet seat.

@@p4nnus taco bell cares not for your petty concerns mortal! Cease whining as we are summoning a gate to hell in the swirling pit of doom and misery that your anus previously occupied.

LOL! I'm sitting on the pot now 😄

Dont get hemmaroids

The Emperor has blessed us this day brother!

yes, i hope one day they do something more with things like it.

I hope for more DAOT stuff in general.

Here’s to hoping humanity can some day do shit like that.

It would be like sailors readying the main gun on a modern frigate then having the ship fire off some missiles, annihilating its targets.

@@somethinglikethat2176 more like a plasma cannon suddenly appearing on the deck and vaporizing the target.

Hehehehehe the 8 pointed star aspect isn’t by coincidence hehehehehehe

i don't think the 8 pointed star is a emblem of "Chaos" as much as it's an emblem of the immaterium. Chaos uses it because they are the immaterium made manifest.

Can't remmember exactly where i read but they actually did have a fight with the eldar but got curb stomped, like horribly but there not much more information about it from that. There is an interesting theory that dark age man made the pariah gene for the purpose of helping the next fight against the eldar. As for surpasing i'll post something i put up earlier "it is interesting, you could say the necrons were masters of the material universe, eldar the masters of the immeterium where as the humans, while not as powerful in either field but strode a great line between in. I have my own personal theory that the reason the Mechanicus abhors xenotech from a philosophical level is because of this dichotomy. when you worship knowledge and the gathering of it something that leads to technological dead ends, only material or only material it makes sense you'd teach your peoples to despise that. It also goes to another teaching they have, the knowledge of the ancients is not reproachable, they saw the limitless potential of melding both material and immaterial tech." so i think given enough time humankinds unique tech could of been the equal to, or surpass both but alas they were cut down before they could achieve it, even if it would of taken hundreds of thousands of years to do it.

@@boone4077 eldar had 60 million years and there tech handed to them i doubt they innovated much just mastered what they had human built from scratch and we only got that perspective from the eldar so it kind of biased

They did surpass them... we built time travel ships and AI which the Eldar didn’t... it’s just unlike them, the humans were not singularly directed, or organised. We were more about exploration and trade etc. Didn’t even have a unified military or government.

@@boone4077 woah that's a very interesting observation, thanks man, seriously resonated with me, the man walking the line between thing

Super vague as to how powerful Dark Age of Tech Man was. But humanity was so powerful at that time that both Orks and Eldar had treaties of peace with them. Also the Eldar had some mind blowing technology, they had these giant factories that could fabricate warships with warp energy and make armies en'masse. (It got corrupted by chaos though).

dedicated. Maniac. We love em.

The Emperor's divine will.

Not having to film probably helps

You answered your own question. Luetin=God

@@NJHC60926 damn you right

By the emperor, why do have to be subjected to another half hour of entertaining content from our most beloved content creator? Why?

Yes lol

Who is this enigmatic figure?

@@somethinglikethat2176 He's literally Rambo, just a fair bit more badass. Catachan jungle fighter hero. It's been well over a decade since I played the board game, but from what I remember, you could plop him down just about anywhere because camouflage master, he had a gun that could one-shot (darts dipped in Catachan neurotoxins) almost anything and when you were done with him, just remove him from the table (i.e. he slipped back into the undergrowth and exfiltrated without leaving a single trace). No points awarded to the opponent. TL:DR unkillable super assassin.

Someone had to bring it up 😅

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

You misspelled Primaris.

Nick Dzink no not even an entire chapter of primaris marines could compare to a single angry marine

my necron lord goes brr

@Nick Dzink You do realize they have a multi MULTI melta, and titans that launch cars... Right?

in the lore both of them are in fact even larger and stronger. Obviously, the game has to scale down stuff to, you know, BE PLAYABLE. However, the simple fact that the phalanx can take a hit from a PLANETARY DESTROYING SUPERWEAPON and shrug it off is a testament to the sons of dorn

Adrien Mansuy *Fortifies with lethal intent*

WAIT THERE BIGGER!? FUCK ME DORN DONT FUCK AROUND.

Rogal Dorn did’t build the Phalanx, it is another Dark Age of Technology Relic. I think he just made it function again or something though, can’t remember.

Ema Russo Yes the Phalanx is a DAOT relic but the Imperial Fists still haven’t managed to make it fully operational. A big part of it it’s still non operational because the knowledge is lost on how to make it work.

and balls of adamantium on top of ceramite balls... and these are the female guards(wo)men

Hope that we explore the Dark Age of Technology more thoroughly.

it is interesting, you could say the necrons were masters of the material universe, eldar the masters of the immeterium where as the humans, while not as powerful in either field but strode a great line between in. I have my own personal theory that the reason the Mechanicus abhors xenotech from a philosophical level is because of this dichotomy. when you worship knowledge and the gathering of it something that leads to technological dead ends, only material or only material it makes sense you'd teach your peoples to despise that. It also goes to another teaching they have, the knowledge of the ancients is not reproachable, they saw the limitless potential of melding both material and immaterial tech.

@@boone4077 actually the necrons mastered the immaterial as well, they just cant use it the same way. The necrons basically have mastery of all the technology of the necrontyr, c'tan and old ones on their side. They even created the dolmen gates to allow them to use the webways which normally can only be accessed using psykers. Necrons in the lore are hands down the most powerful faction. Not a single other faction even comes close. Unfortunately, the same cannot be said for the tabletop.....

@@zanplays5308 good info didnt know about the doleman gates, been quiet a while since i looked at necron tech. My main factions drukhari and their techs just plain bloody weird and esoteric eith explinations ranging from "we think they got it via" to "i dont know torture machine goes brrrr". Mandrakes are particularily weird

@@boone4077 yeah drukhari tech is weird but theirs is definitely one of the most interesting. I love the whole alchemy theme they have to them. Ps. Another bit of necron tech that shows their mastery of the immaterial is the pillars. They raise these pillars that surpress the warp in a very large radius. Apparently if they raise and activate enough of these pillars, they have the power to completely severe the warp from the material universe which is also the goal of some dynasties. It'll be interesting to see if their plans mske it to fruition as the entrie 40k universe would basically become a post apocalyptic world where no one but the Necron and T'au are uneffected and even that is questionable as the T'au fast travel by bouncing into the warp. Not sure if they'd still be able to after the pillars are raised. I'm curious of your thoughts on this.

Roboute Guilliman brother you are wrong. Again.

Roboute Guilliman necron technology is far superior to the dark age of technology humanity

@@strix9886 wait until the emperor became a God.

@@strix9886 necron relied to Ctan lols human didn't relied on God's lol

@Roboute Guilliman Nope. Necrons have superweapons like Breath of gods, celestial orrerry, world engines, aoenic orbs and list goes on.

2:5 are you sure of that figure ?

Occulas imperia comes close at least

Robert O Leary There are many good ones. But I stand by my statement. XD

Let's see, theres: -Tier SSS: The big L himself -Tier S: Baldermort and Oculus Imperia -Tier A: Arch -Tier "not worth watching": EVERYONE else

Simp

The book "Fulgrim" ABSOLUTELY blew my expectations away and started my reading the Horus Heresy from Book 1 onward. The detail and expert writing FULLY brought me to and into the 40k universe. I've been a fan ever since.

@@curtis209 Fuck I gotta save that in my notes to read

@@veritasabsoluta4285 100% worth it. The 1st 7 or 8 books in the HORUS HERESY are INCREDIBLE READS.

Orkz are da best foighterz. Dem brainboiz got krumped but weze stil ere

Except for the fact that you die to anti fungus spray

XENOS. FEAR ME.

@@bloodraven1190 HA! FEAR AN 'UMIE?! A SPEEHS MERIEN?! A BLUD RAVAN?! I'Z LOVEZ DOSE, DEYZ CANT RUN AWAY IF DEI GET DEIR STICKY HANDZ ON EVARYTING!!

*pops into existence like goku* What do you mean illogical? *Pops away again*

Seconded

Third...ded.

Quadruped

Morning bud from canada

@@coreystockdale6287 its already 14-20 pm in Austria, but good morning

I need the title of it

Ikr .. i literally can not sleep without a luetin Warhammer video

@@Sweg177 Yup. We're all sleeping with Lueten.

and don't let the Necrons bite

Just stop it

Just stop it

Background noise is important. I need something like this myself all the time, thanks :D

they were in an isolated part of the galaxy, with the eldar winning the battle and the eldar ship wasn't even destroyed, it was met again later in the series and the only damage it had was in the sails

For the emperor

@@sonsbury9855 No mercy brother!

I rember an instant where a lone guardsman of my oponent singlehandedly fucked up my greater demon of khorne in meele. Third edition.. good times haha xD

@@earlgrey2130 the guardsmen pull out the nanite gun and said : "you better not messing with me"

Set it to "OHSHIT!" setting and watch as everything around you including yourself turns to gas

This is my Lasgun. There are many like it, but mine is by far the worst

@@dilafd5743 It's only performing like that because you're upsetting it's machine spirit