And here's an Ork. He believes the Devastator kills Works by simply touching the ground, so the Ork attempts to stay airborne by jumping for the rest of it's life, in a game of the floor is lava. As a result, the Devastator fails to kill the Ork.
Space Marine: *about to lose the mental battle* Machine Spirit: Look at me! I'm the Captain now! Tech-priests:No... I don't think you are. *proceeds to stamp the suit for decommissioning*
10k+ years later: "ah yes, finally, time to analyze the case for this suit's decommission for the next... Hmm i don't know... 5 thousand years? Well, come back tomorrow, we will take care of it"
Space Marine: Alright time to kill some xenos. Machine Spirit: Hey, wanna talk about how the emperor is a worse version of sans? Space Marine: Sure, the xenos can wait.
@@UsherGT3 okay so imagine if deus ex machina was a 10 foot tall guy who was a hardcore atheist that is also really smart but a very very very very bad father. So bad in fact that a son of his beat the shit out of him before he obliterated him and after he basically got hooked up into some life support that kinda works but he's been sitting there powering a lighthouse for thousands of years while also slowly rotting but still kinda alive.
@@here1359 With a very itchy nose for the passed ten millennia. Surrounded by his trusted, yet naked, oiled up bodyguards. A Captain-General/caretaker who's secretly had a relationship but also secretly a cat. A Centurion who he adored. Brought back his red nerd of a son by beating a Tentacle dude. Also disbanded most if not all of the Inquisitions. Made his caretaker fight him in an illegal children's card game. Found out about the Lemanters and flood Terra again. And change the names of the Space Marine chapter of the Space -Furries- Wolves to Space Corgis. Thats all I know in the cannon version of the Warhammer 40K universe before Gameworkshop change a few things.
That’s pretty much how it works in the actual 40k tabletop games. GW rarely nerfs something, their usual plan is to buff the next weakest faction and the next one until the original weakest faction is now the weakest faction *again* and then they get buffed
@@dudeski486 *looks around suspiciously* you didn’t hear this from me, but there is a way to play warhammer 40k for free, all you need is a halfway decent computer and the steam game tabletop simulator. But in all seriousness I’m not much of a hobbiest for 40k, I’ve always been a lore and war gaming guy, so me and my local friends found a way to play 40k that doesn’t break the bank and doesn’t showcase just how bad we are with paintbrushes. The game itself is like 20$ and you download your army pieces off of the steam workshop or other places. I’ve amassed an insane digital collection ranging from the entire collective 30k legions with most if not all of their vehicles and aircraft in all colors plus each primarchs. To full imperial guard regiments of soldiers and a forge worlds worth of titans up to imperator class. You will still need to buy the codexes for datasheets unless you want to use wahapedia for that too.
A conversation between me and the spirit would be, "so trazyn" "Yeah what about him?" "I heard he added the toaster with your sister in it to his museum" Spirit gets pissed and chaos (the non heretical kind) ensues.
@@BootboysnHarleys no this is the term if chaos that describes something, not the term of chaos that describes a walking talking fleshlight. Besides I am not corrupted so easily.
@@BootboysnHarleys I know you’re just going for the memes but a c.s. Goto novel had a planet use sleds and square wheels since the ruinous powers use a circle lol
The orkz has their own versions but are called Deff Dreads, the deff dreads are just orkz head on a Mech, or a full ork trapped on a Mech Suit, they use squig Straws to suck their food, the wild Snake bite Orkz use exo suits maked from Trees, Squig Bee Hives, etc
Yeah I don’t think Gw have a clue about balance of power, if you take each thing individually the Eldar should be turned into red mist but in other media etc. It just goes how the writer feels, and in the tabletop... well let’s not talk about the tabletop as it’s about as lore accurate as Calgar killing a lord of skulls.
@@oliverwithers9736 they have swords that vibrate between particles, it doesn’t really matter if you have armor or not so for eldar specifically I’ll give them a pass on that
IMO, Centurions aren’t walking tanks, Space Marines are the epitome of walking tanks because they have Bolters, Centurions are more like ground base AC-130 times a million.
Big E: Oh look it is my adorable centuribubble. How is my sweetheart doing? Centurion: Father, your sweetheart was I.... ( Pops it helmet ) Centurion: 𝗥𝗢𝗚𝗔𝗟 𝗗𝗢𝗥𝗡 Big E: 𝗔𝗔𝗔𝗔𝗔𝗔𝗔𝗔𝗔𝗔𝗔𝗔𝗔𝗔𝗔𝗔𝗔𝗔𝗔𝗔𝗔𝗔𝗔𝗔𝗔𝗔𝗔𝗔𝗔𝗔𝗔𝗔𝗔𝗔𝗔𝗔𝗔𝗔𝗔𝗔𝗔𝗔𝗔𝗔𝗔𝗔𝗔𝗔𝗔𝗔𝗔𝗔𝗔𝗔𝗔𝗔𝗔𝗔𝗔𝗔𝗔𝗔𝗔𝗔𝗔𝗔𝗔𝗔𝗔𝗔𝗔𝗔𝗔𝗔𝗔𝗔𝗔𝗔𝗔𝗔𝗔𝗔𝗔𝗔𝗔𝗔𝗔𝗔𝗔𝗔𝗔𝗔𝗔𝗔𝗔𝗔𝗔𝗔𝗔𝗔𝗔𝗔𝗔𝗔𝗔𝗔𝗔𝗔𝗔𝗔𝗔𝗔𝗔𝗔𝗔𝗔𝗔𝗔𝗔𝗔𝗔𝗔𝗔𝗔𝗔𝗔𝗔𝗔𝗔𝗔𝗔𝗔𝗔𝗔𝗔𝗔𝗔𝗔 ( Season 2 End ) 🤣
Rumors can be true...I have never found a satisfactory answer to when or how he was killed let alone the other primarchs except the ones we already know of
The Machine Spirits started popping up around the same time the big psycher awakening happened, they're warp related. They aren't even influenced by the Void Dragon like the Men of Iron who were true AI, and tend to by loyal to the Imperium (for the most part. Don't make the tiny man who lives in your bolter mad by giving him the wrong incense or he'll make it jam at the worst moment) Don't get me wrong, I'm sure there's a few true AI being passed off as Machine Spirits knowing how some tech priests are, but they are by no means in the majority. I mean, do you really think that the Imperium would go about with the creation of servitors if this whole time Machine Spirits were just chill Men of Iron?
It is also believed that a machine spirit might exist in the warp The adeptus mechanicus were praying to him as much as they could for millennia basically an entire civilisation did so it's possible that he actually exists
Machine spirit: none of you can match my blood thirst, my need for violence, your flesh is WEAK Ork: ooo, big armor Machine spirit: ayo brothers it was a joke come back *DON'T LEAVE ME*
Fun fact the current terminator armor the indomitus pattern is weak but flexible, the older patern the cataphractii is 2x tanky with void shield generator but less flexible...
It kinda makes it stale and takes the fun out of it when everything is "completely impenetrable and literally darkmatter-proof" but then every weapon fires something that's 10x as strong as dark matter or something like that. Like every video I hear a different variation of "these guys are walking tanks", which: 1. Takes value away from those words when they're actually well applied. 2. Makes me think that the 40k universe is just some stories about different races that are all OP and basically the ones who strike first always win cause there is an "impenetrable armor" but then there's always "a sword that will penetrate literally all armor" Idk if it's just this channel that describes stuff that way or if the 40k universe is actually like that but yeah there's my opinion which no one asked for.
See it as special units than can last till they meet with weapons too powerful to handle. Tanks if they were to fight infantry armed only with rifles would be completely fine even against thousands. It's another story if the enemies have explosive. At that point even a single one could spell doom for the vehicle.
This channel talks about highlights of 40k. Most of it is actually far more mundane due to several factors. The number of world's within the imperium is way bigger that an area that all those specialized units and Space Marine regions can cover, so most conflicts are fought using regular guardsmen. Why even have 10 different types of walking tanks? To counter especially OP shit other Xenos or heretical gods have in their pockets. 40k is a universe where people are in the arms race against Literal Hell, creatures that made a Chaos gods just because they LITERALLY fucked around and found out, bugs that can disrupt communications and transport, an undead race made of metal and ORKS who's only reason why they haven't won yet is that they're too stupid to realise they gave reality-warping abilities based on collective placebo effect. But yeah. It's pretty dumb nevertheless.
The thing is it doesn't matter how strong some individuals or small groups of these types of units are. There's war raging across millions of worlds, a couple hundred invincible badasses can only do so much
OK so my dude you just gave me a new interest. Now i need you to satisfy it ASAP 😂 I want to read ALL THE LORE for 40k. Advise a route through comic, games, whatever. Love the Vids ❤️
@@hoobadydoo4797 I wonder if someone might create a set of books set in 50k where everyone becomes mellow and peaceful. Something could happen where either the Emperor of Man dies and is replaced by someone less sadistic, or he just has one of those 'oops, my bad' moments after tens of thousands of years and stops being so war-crazy. Then you could have these guys in massive power armor that are terrified of killing anything or anyone because it will require them to fill out a bunch of paperwork and see a counselor about anger issues. 🤣 That would put an end to the lore, as nobody would want anything to do with that shit. 🤣
"Ayo Astartes, I heard you like power armor, so I made power armor for your power armor so your power armor don't get scratched when you're crusadin" - High Tech Priest Xzibitus, host of the famous vox show "Bless My Ride"
All I can think of is the ATHF live action episode when one of the editors (the guy from "Your pretty ass is going to hell") when he started getting armored up, but it just kept adding more and more armor until he suffocated
They aren't "souls"... that's just stupid. I don't understand what is so difficult for Neural Nets to be grasped as a concept universally. It's extremely basic & obvious that is what a "machine spirit" is functionally... so just call it that instead of saying stupid shit like "souls." It's a very complex & powerful computer program that is highly aggressive in following its subroutines... forcing it to do what you want it to instead of letting it follow its preprogrammed logic trees is what causes the mental strain.
They are essentially Neural Nets since actual AI isn't allowed (it instantly turns genocidal since as soon as it learns about Chaos then the obvious solution is to eradicate humanity.) They aren't "souls" and have no autonomy... but they are very complex & powerful computer programs which can overwhelm a humans mind with its complexity. Centurion suits are batting above average since Astartes are being put in them & they aren't being screened to do the job specifically. The Princeps who drive the Titans who have unfathomably more powerful & complex Machine Spirits are even more rare that Alpha+ level pyskers (probably in the 1 in 100 Billion to 1 in 1 Trillion range.) So it's not that the Centurion Machine Spirit is so powerful but they are putting Astartes who are chosen for far different charastistics in them... if the Mechanicum was fielding them then they wouldn't have any issues since selecting for that mental fortitude is what they would be doing.
@lordfirst3419 no worries... people who have been around for decades still manage to not understand the Lore. All lot of it seems to stem from people treating it as Fantasy instead of Military SciFi (similar to how wildly different people who don't understand GRRM post post-apocalyptic writing style mistake Game of Thrones for "fantasy" when it's Hard SciFi using tropes/themes that he consistently reused for half a century.)
The Imperium: Correction, it’s TWO mining suits, strapped into one suit of armor for better protection! we’re quickly catching up to you guys. Golden Age Humanity: Good luck and make sure it’s as quickly as possible, Time is of the essence (Looks at the hivemind more powerful than the Tyranids, The Tyranids themselves, The Flood, United Necrons, 40K chaos being as scary and is sometimes scarier as Chaos in Fantasy and age of sigmar does, a super advanced Tau, Orks slowly becoming Krorks once more, and the Dark Eldar) You seem to have work cut out for you. The Imperium: It sure does, For the Glory of Rome and most of all FOR THE IMPERIUM OF MANKIND!!! Golden Age Humanity: May the Emperor save you, If he hears your cries. The Imperium: Long Live The Emperor Of Mankind! Golden Age Humanity: Long Live The Emperor Of Mankind indeed. (The End)
Salamander marine: we shall fight Machine spirit: but what about the protection of the civilians? Salamander marine: your right *goes to protect the civilians*
"Yo dawg I heard you like power armor, so I made power armor for your power armor so you can wear power armor while your power armors wearing power armor complete with spinner rims and a hot tub for when your purgin heretics with the adepta sororitas"
