468 Artillery Wagons laying waste to all [Factorio] 

Artillery, do you see that horizon? Yes sir! I don't want to. Understood sir!

"Enemy on sight at that direction!!" "Roger! Removing that direction!!"

now build there a new factory that makes more shells and move on to next area

Old factorio: Make a spaceship so you can escape the planet. New factorio: Make mass artillery train to rekt all aliens so you keep living in the planet.

CAPTAIN WE ARE SURROUNDED!!! captain: excellent, fire in every direction.

"Tchaikovsky, cannons aren't an instrument" - "Yes they are, and I shall have a fleet of them" "Tchaikovsky, no!" - *"Tchaikovsky, YES!" * boom* *

“Those bugs have weapons of mass destruction!” 10 years later... They were just building homes..

"so what can you do in the game?" "Well...."

Delivering 468 Freedoms per second.

You put me in a moral dilemma. I set my recent map to "enemies will never attack first". So currently everything is in a friendly coexistence. I even choose my ore fields accordingly to not mess with them, so that they leave me alone. And now I'm sitting here, thinking about committing willful genocide on those poor critters who never harmed me one bit - just because it would look awesome.

Long ago the bug's lived in peace and harmony, But everything changed when the railroad man attacked.

This is the only song appropriate for artillery of any kind. I salute you, sir.

Congratulations, you've turned factorio into supreme commander

First comes the purge. Next comes the Factory.

Sir, a large group of aliens are covering the ores, what should we do? *Bring out the artillery, WE WILL CLEANSE THE IMPURE!*

"Artillery adds dignity, to what would otherwise be an ugly brawl."

That's a bit overkill to defend 1 Radar lol

Fire Everything! Everything? EVERYTHING!!!

Why would you leave a planet you can dominate ?

TOP 10 man vs planet anime fights. A man so angry he refuses to die. A planet broke before the guard did!

>>EXTERMINATUS

I love the smell of burning alien in the morning. Smells like...victory.

As a former artillery man, this is truly a beautiful sight.

My body was so ready for 3:01 ... and then it happened, and it was good.

Now I'd like to see the train station that feeds those 468 artilleries their ammo. And a link to the shooting station blueprint :)

Lmao at 1:35 the one spitter just stops and watches.

I really like how he took great care on the first two camps and made sure he hit everything in a nice and tidy way, and halfway through at the third camp, he went "Fuck it. Shoot all the shit."

I cry because nothing so patriotic will never be possible in real life on earth.

There's something wonderful in seeing graphical representation of missiles approaching dots on radar and making them disappear. Especially when you know that it's bug scum getting blasted all across the continent. *Especially* to the magnificent sound of Tchaikovsky.

Soldier: Sir, there appears to be a entirely peaceful race with no intention to harm us- General: Open fire. Soldier: Wha- General: *OPEN FIRE*

Biters: We never give you this planet you Human! Engineer: If i can't live on this planet *N o n e s h a l l b e*

There is no such thing as overkill: only 'Firing', 'My magazine is empty', and 'reloading'.

oh my god THEY TRY TO RUN!!!

Great, but now comes the task of reloading them all lol

"Tchaikovsky, artillery wagons are not instruments." "Yes they are, and I'm going to use 21 of them." "Tchaikovsky no!" "Tchaikovsky yes! TCHAIKOVSKY ALWAYS YES!"

now we need a mod for strike-pattern blueprints

1:34 that alien just stood there sad seeing his homes gets bombarded

"artillery is the god of war" not in Factorio it aint. its THE GOD OF DEATH

Engineer to bitters: This is your planet? Its mine now

Join the Locomotive Terraforming and Extinction Corps! Service guarantees citizenship!

You really could not have chosen a better suited music than the: Tchaikovsky - 1812 Overture :D

Excellent job. I appreciated the mass... uh... friend zoning.

That had to be the best thing I've seen on youtube....

"Wow... Cyanide you have made the people into housing..."

A great choice of music there with the 1812 Overture!

My friend: “Whats factorio?” Me: “well..”

Really enjoyed the smiley face at the end of the video.

i shed a single tear it is so beautiful

This is now what i think of when i imagine perfection.

Was wondering if I should get this game... Now I know that I must.

*cries* it's so beautiful!

you chose an awesome music to this :D

This is the real Supreme Commander 2, not that.... "thing".

Aliens: Hears orchestral music Aliens: *O H S H I T*

You couldn't have chosen a better music for this, the absolute armaggedon vibe for this is only magnified by the quality of the music.

Excellent choice of music!

-Pat on back -Firm punch -O boi -1 missile -2 missiles >>ALL OF THEM

The smiley face at the end made me lol

That was awesome. Spectacular explosions!

Great music choice... the soundtrack to bombard by! :)

3:02 *tear roles down cheek* Those bugs finally got what was coming to them.

And it cost 400.000 MILLION dollars to fire this weapon... for 12 seconds

Glorious. Simply glorious.

It's so beautiful!

This is funny as heck my dude

Does anyone else just want to see that train come in with all the guns & leave again? 😵

Absolutly magnificient.

Best thing I have watched on youtube today. 10/10 music

Could make a making off for that video? Like your means of production for all those ammo and wagons?

*Laughs in artillery*

*the music makes this so much better*

That, was one of the most beautiful things I have ever seen. :D

I haven't played Factorio in months.... is this... in game now? Or is this a mod?

need more artillerys. maybe 1000 next time?

Brings a tear to my eye!

Absolutely beautiful.

Ah, Tchaikovsky and Factorio. Is there anything better?

You are true artist :-D Mr. Cajkovski approves.

Excellent... a masterpeice!!

This is a pretty good Factorio advertisement, I'm hooked!

Me: Announcer guy: the enemy is preparing for artillery barrage! Me: ohgodplsnonotlikethisalliwantedtodowascapidontwanttodiefromthispleaseidonthaveanyspleftineedthiscapcomeon

Blessed be our lord. Thy name be Artillery.

This does put a smile on my face :)

This was beautiful.

I don't need to play Factorio anymore after watching this video, because I've now seen all the winning I'll ever need

When human came, aliens gone.

I haven't Factorio'd in a very long time. This makes me want to relapse so bad. Well done sir.

It's so beautiful.

that's some good tchaicovsky

Seems like a lgeit way to replace all your radar with that. It is so annyoing to wait for all you radars to scan a big area even if you use more than 40 of them.

It's so beautiful *sniffle* Murica!

This is the most beautiful thing my eyes have ever seen.

Oh the HUMANITY!

You mention your specs and allude to how much it should be able to handle...but in reality the way this game is programmed it does most of the work on a single worker thread...so to optimize performance you would want to look at a processor specifically designed get the most performance out of one core, instead of combining the power of many. So actually, most of "why the CPU is good" is irrelevant - it's not going to use, unfortunately :( Most games would be "concurrent", and utilize multiple cores via "multithreading", but for the developer of this game, it would have been much, much more complicated to program. As for the gfx card, there's nothing particularly straining to a modern GPU; even though this game is being as demanding as it can be, it's nothing to the GPU. Also, the SSD is only helpful for loading your enormous map when you first start playing :D.

great music choice, my man

+1000 for choosing 1812 overture !

how on earth did i go from searching for "how to repair a tyre mark on my lawn" to some kind of distopian ww2 jewish nightmare

>Soviet bombardment of Berlin circa 1945 colourized.

This brings a tear to my eye

Just beautiful