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"300lb muscle torpedoes with faces made of swords and hearts mace of vengeance" is the best phrase ever strung together in the history of the English language.
+magicstix0r Yeah I had to watch that part several times because I wasn't sure if I saw that correctly. The first time it was like "wait, where did the other guy go" then it was, "did he dive off the boat?" Finally I got a "he did a half-gainer and fell off the back" vibe.
"The only thing with a shred of dignity left in that boat is repeatedly slamming its head into the floor of the boat because it doesn't know how the ground works..." lmao
*Sources:* Impala: Cheetah Chases Impala Antelope Into Tourist's Car on Safari Swordfish: Big Fish Jumps Into Boat And Man Jumps Out Monkey: Monkey Forces Human to Crush Leaves
What the fuck is going on in this comment section? This is the first I've seen of this video. And I've been waiting for this show because its my favorite on this channel. And who gives a fuck if you're unsubscribing. Just do it and shut the fuck up, nobody's gonna beg you to stay!
When I first started watching these, they were not particularly funny, but I liked the format; now, his commentary is way more amusing, better utilizing his low-toned sarcasm. Great stuff!
It is. But like a Mustang, it was named after a fast animal. So you'd think it was fast, you see. Of course if you don't know it's a fast deerish thing, then, well, I guess their marketing campaign failed with you. There are a decent amount of cars named after animals. Not all of them are fast animals, but most are. Jaguars are actually not fast, for instance, they're stealthy. I mean they're a cat, so, inherently pretty fast at attacking, but they're more known for their skullcrushing than speed in running. www.zeroto60times.com/blog/2013/03/complete-list-cars-animal-names/ List of animal named cars, some might surprise you.
I think it's the first conscious subscription click in my life. I was watching Cracked Team swear at me, bribe, ask and try to ask me out over the Internet for the past three years. And today, right now, three minutes after midnight in my country, doing the evening-routine of putting myself to sleep over comedy I've seen hundred times already, I did it. I clicked it. I subscribed.
I'm trying to think... Katie was asking people out, Soren tried bribing us with erotica and shirtlessness, Cody asked nicely... But who was cursing/calling us out?
Jack has a great music taste! learned a lot of that from Cracked podcast which is also amazing + has a lot of his music. I have been slacking but i want to catch up
"this swordfish just pulled the human equivalent of michael jordan jumping from half court , over the net and stabbing someone 30 rows up " . i fuckin lost it lmfao
The 2 dudes were helping the fat guy rich guy sitting-down move around back-and-forth, but when the marlin jumped in the boat, the one dude jumped out, and the other his behind the rich guy, fuckin priceless footage!!
WORD for the Chance the Rapper music . . . didn't think I would find AWESOME new music on a Cracked video about "when animals attack". . .but then I also didn't think Cracked was this funny . . . .twice today I have been wrong . . .FML
Ive never noticed rap or any interesting music in Cracked videos, and now I hear Chance in this video, and Kendrick in one about Russians and Chinese people being crazy again.
Stumbled upon it and Loved it the first time. Searched for it and Rewatched it for Chance the Rapper. Continued watching for animals saying "f**k it," because I needed that in my life right now. 😙🍸👌
Almost checked out of this before the great animal videos started... a weird, muddled tangent about irritating talentless rap for a minute felt like an hour. Then it became one of the best "Cracked" I've seen! Great commentary, more natural and less reaching, especially about the marlin.
ever since i found out about harlequinn disease and inquisition torture along with SAW movie torture, no i dont think swordfish impalement is the worse thing ever
