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I know the pilot of the plane with one wing. After he jumped out and parachuted down. The paramedics asked who he was. After telling them he was the other pilot, they were all "Oh better recall the ambulance from the crashed plane." As if someone would stay in that death cube headed for the ground. Best part is he didn't know he lost a wing. He saw fire and thought, "Yep, time to get the fuck out of here." Oh, Fandler.
Sugar LeBeef might have been staring at him like that cuz the guy was weaving between cars and being kind of a general turdbasket while driving his motorcycle. Stare him back into compliance, Mr. LeBoof. Show him his place.
+Budsygus Is that not legal where you are? It's legal in Aus, provided you hold an 'open' motorcycle licence (i.e not a learner or provisional) and do so at less than 30km/h. It's called lane filtering.
Shineymcshine79 It depends on the state you're in. Here they call it "lane splitting." I have serious problems with it whether or not it's legal, though. I've seen side-view mirrors get clipped and the drivers have no way to catch the guy on the bike because he's long gone and his license plate is so tiny you can't hope to see it from any reasonable distance. Not to mention safety concerns for riders, drivers, pedestrians, etc.
This video was pretty funny, i wonder what the comments are talking about. *5 minutes later* Well now. . . when did cracked fans become a bunch of ungrateful children? I like Swaim and After Hours a lot to but god damn can't you be happy with a little more content other then that?
Wtf my favorite song is playing in the background? Honestly Neutral Milk Hotel is such hipster music but goddamn it do I love them. I don't think I've ever heard anyone mention them besides one episode of parks and rec
oh I was kind of expecting more from that last one xD like the guy would get out of his car and try to bite his neck or something. but yeah Cracked I guess human interaction is terrifying in itself to you guys ;P
I think they went for an anticlimactic ending and... succeded? I am also baffled every now and again by the awkwardness these intelligent, witty and well-articulated cracked writers display...
And speaking of amazing things that happened before we were ready for them. PAHAHA, DAMN RIGHT, MAN. I feel the same way about my first real lover, the sweet girl whom also introduced me to Neutral Milk Hotel, interestingly enough. Sure does suck having something, not being ready for it, and never seeing it again. XD The emoticon is to hide my sadness.
Man, i am so jealous to the guy who got to jump from a falling burning airplane, that would be scary for sure but the adrenaline would be fantastic, that would be a cool story to tell too.
For all of you who used to watch Ray William Johnson and thought, "This is okay and all, but this guy is not nearly enough of a smug, smarmy twat for my taste" I highly reccommend this channel.
wait... whuuu? The last dude was just like "Hwy, how's it goin'?" and Shia, like any normal human being, just went "fine, how are you?". I fail to see what's so bad.
Could you imagine how lucky those parachute guys were that all that stuff just happened to happen while they HAD PARACHUTES ON. I know they put them on before they get in the plane but there's got to be a moment when they're falling out of a plane that just crashed into another plane and then they realize "hey, I'm already wearing a parachute because that's what I was doing up here in the first place. Neat."
there have been more than a few examples of people falling from planes and surviving by making their clothes loose, opening their body both to increase drag and then aiming for things that don't kill them immediately like cement. XD still miracles but I guess that's skydivings 4th option.
You really can get some nasty bruises on the inside of your thighs from your chute opening while skydiving. I think it's possible to pack a chute for a soft opening, but I think the people who packed chutes where I took lessons were a bunch of sadists. I always knew it was going to hurt when I pulled the ripcord.
Old af, but quarantine has made me rewatch god damn everything. Anyway, about the skydiving- it is very true, those god damned harnesses can be a real pain in the ass. Well mostly a pain to the balls. That was my only issue with harnesses like these, every one I tried (admittedly not a ton, but a few) just absolutely crushes my tender bits. Probably some kinda I wouldn't mine, but no luck yet. Though it's also been a few yrs since I tried one.
I swear to god traffic wormholes actually exsist. I was driving down the highway one time with my dad and we managed to find ourselves in a nice quiet part of the state on our way to my aunt's house. There was nobody around for at least a few miles, but I noticed something in the middle of our lane coming up. I decided, "I'll just switch lanes for a sec and everything will be cool." I checked all around out of habit, and there was still no-one around so I begin switching and out of fucking nowhere there's a goddamn silver truck rushing past us. I narrowly avoided hitting him, but that cemented the fact that actual traffic wormholes exist.
Even if you don't like the guy, meeting Shia Labouf just randomly on the streets could kill you of a heart attack because, well, he's an actor. How often fo you just randomly come across an actor on the streets?
So you are telling me that meeting someone who reads lines off a paper deserve more attention than, people with actual talent using graphic design to create CGI environments, as professional cosmetologists literally paint on injuries onto said actors, or hell even pop stars deserve more attention than scientists that contribute to society? Literally people like you are why this silly thing we call civilization is falling apart. Show some respect to people with actual skills, not some jackass who can read a script, or some tramp that "twerks" on stage because she wants attention.
aidendiatheke EVERYONE overly exercises their freedom of speech don't give me that garbage. Did you want me to baby that individual and make sure I didn't hurt his/her feelings? That is yet another problem with society. Nobody should have to have PC speech because individuals can't handle the truth. You do realize in the process of complaining at me you did the same exact thing I did? You cursed at me while telling me I was part of the problem, while telling me to not share my opinion. You are a hypocrite as well.
***** All I want is for you to admit that your misplaced anger towards this individual was simply an overreaction to a perceived slight against society. My original response to you was simply an observation. Would you rather I call you a jerk? My response was warranted as a reaction to your original overreaction. The difference between the two of us is that while I admit that our society is is full of overhyped commodities and celebrity garbage I would rather be calm and respectful than impose on others with my own garbage. Freedom of speech only goes so far as it does not impose on others. I did not impose on you, I simply stated an observation. And a warranted one at that.
FYI: light planes do not use jet fuel, you would be free-falling in a cloud of erupting AV-Gas, which is arguably worse as it's more volatile than jet fuel...
Jumping out of a plane that burst on fire would the most epic story ever. If only it was on the way to assassinate a terrorists then it would be the perfect cod level
Hello internet my name is jack obrian the editor and chief of "crack den"... I hear this everytime. It took me a few videos to hear the "and" instead of den.
Some people (Not me mind you) actually would like to be stalked by an actor such as shiloh there. (This was a friend of mine. . . it was a very hilarious conversation. XD)
in regards to the Black Bear, the guy ran....never run from a bear...they normally chase..Black bears are pretty wary of humans for the most part. Yell at them. It really does work. Now for the skydiving thing? Surprised they didnt mention that the pilot of the 'cartwheeling' plane stayed in the plane long enough to make sure it wouldnt land where there were people before he jumped out himself...thats bad ass...
The ACTUAL most buttfucking crazy thing we know how to do as a species is ride a unicycle on top of a moving airplane while dressed as a bag of popcorn.
