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5 Bonkers Bob Mortimer Tales | Best of Bob Mortimer | Would I Lie to You? | Banijay Comedy
Gather around the campfire as Bob Mortimer regales us with tales from his crazy life - don't worry, we've got all those other incredible (as in not credible) moments coming soon!
0:00 - Bob Mortimer: "I recently had to charm a spider out of my shoe by tooting a flute at it."
4:03 - Bob Mortimer: "As a teenager, I used to terrorize my neighbourhood with a game I invented called 'Theft and Shrubbery'."
9:00 - Bob Mortimer: "I can break an apple in half with my bare hands."
13:46 - Bob Mortimer: "My first taste of fame was when the local newspaper dubbed me the Cockroach King."
18:43 - Bob Mortimer: "I have a digeridoo suspended from a tree in my back garden so when the wind blows in a certain direction, it parps soothing sounds of the outback through my bedroom window."
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@PhilBertran
@PhilBertran 10 месяцев назад
"Fingerprints on an abandoned handrail"
@nektekket852
@nektekket852 10 месяцев назад
He's a poet... "Like picking pollen from a mouse's handkerchief..."
@leecorcoran6174
@leecorcoran6174 10 месяцев назад
Legendary
@samensor8218
@samensor8218 10 месяцев назад
“Like trying to find a rabbits tear drop in an oil spill”
@redwez1982
@redwez1982 10 месяцев назад
It’s all becoming ever so clear now 😂
@CVlad92
@CVlad92 9 месяцев назад
They're long and thin, slip right in.
@BatteryCommander
@BatteryCommander 10 месяцев назад
I would happily watch a whole series of Bob sitting by the fireside telling tales of his youth!😂
@leecorcoran6174
@leecorcoran6174 10 месяцев назад
Same
@grahamball9375
@grahamball9375 10 месяцев назад
Buy his autobiography!
@charlielumley8889
@charlielumley8889 9 месяцев назад
That's a big section of gone fishing
@robfriesen2341
@robfriesen2341 5 месяцев назад
The ease with which Bob throws in pointless details is amazing. He does the exact same thing whether he is lying or telling the truth. He is just hilarious.
@kaycamille1544
@kaycamille1544 10 месяцев назад
Bob Mortimer the strongest anti depressant on the market. 💕💕💕💕
@user-gq4kn9sf2m
@user-gq4kn9sf2m 8 месяцев назад
I've seen this so many times, but every time Bob says "A sniper's dream" I nearly choke. Thank you, Bob.
@johnmc3862
@johnmc3862 8 месяцев назад
‘Snipers dream’ 😊
@supaslime2938
@supaslime2938 2 месяца назад
Every single time lol
@JonLambert1
@JonLambert1 10 месяцев назад
“we hoped he would be, but he could never find the flute”
@powellmap
@powellmap 10 месяцев назад
“I hope that’s all the information you need “ is possibly my favorite Bob Mortimer line. 😂
@10aallkins
@10aallkins 8 месяцев назад
Closely followed by "hence the success of the pillow" 😂
@sureshot8399
@sureshot8399 7 месяцев назад
Mine is "I ain't paying no fly to do it"
@grantmcinnes1176
@grantmcinnes1176 7 месяцев назад
And away...
@neversaw
@neversaw 3 месяца назад
I could listen to theft and shrubbery a thousand times over
@johnmc3862
@johnmc3862 10 месяцев назад
‘A leather-makers drill yeah’ 😂😂😂
@saadsalman1650
@saadsalman1650 10 месяцев назад
And here I am back at this video for the 10,000th time
@johnmc3862
@johnmc3862 10 месяцев назад
Love the way Bobs stories are so funny he cracks himself up telling them! 😂😂😂
@soulmod63
@soulmod63 7 месяцев назад
*Bob's
@andreaslindblom9140
@andreaslindblom9140 3 месяца назад
@@soulmod63 No *, just "Bob´s". 🙄.... 😁 By the way you are doing a great job keeping youtube safe from misspellings! 👍
@bennylloyd-willner9667
@bennylloyd-willner9667 10 месяцев назад
David's Ginger nut alternative is golden😂
@garyjackson3248
@garyjackson3248 8 месяцев назад
Snipers dream. Possibly the funniest thing I’ve ever heard in my life. I love that man.
@merlapittman5034
@merlapittman5034 10 месяцев назад
All I have to hear is "theft and shrubbery," and I absolutely lose it! It makes me laugh out loud through the whole story. The interactions between Bob and David are priceless! Bob Mortimer is my favorite Would I Lie to You panelist ever. There are a couple of people who come close, but Bob is the best!
@linam764
@linam764 10 месяцев назад
He is the King of WILTY 👑🤩😂
@OneBentMonkey
@OneBentMonkey 10 месяцев назад
@@linam764 Totally agree…this show was made for him! Why he hasn’t been offered a team captain position is beyond me
@KasiaGoclowski
@KasiaGoclowski 9 месяцев назад
​@@OneBentMonkey probably because David and Lee are so great. Which one of them would you have him replace?
@OneBentMonkey
@OneBentMonkey 9 месяцев назад
@@KasiaGoclowski That would be a very tough decision, to be sure!
@captainunderpants200
@captainunderpants200 7 месяцев назад
The only person to come close to Bob's outrageous stories that are actually true is Vic Reeves.
@garyjackson3248
@garyjackson3248 8 месяцев назад
Twisting means tears. Just one more nugget of wisdom from the great man.
@trured06
@trured06 10 месяцев назад
Bob is such a fantastic person, just his outlook is so refreshing. Him being a solicitor trying to help people says a lot
@PhillRobinson
@PhillRobinson 10 месяцев назад
Bob is a comic genius.
@sewrknewl
@sewrknewl 10 месяцев назад
"A sniper's dream they used to call him"
@johnmc3862
@johnmc3862 10 месяцев назад
‘Snipers dream’
@DirtForester
@DirtForester 10 месяцев назад
Sniper’s
@sasikumarrajenthran4468
@sasikumarrajenthran4468 10 месяцев назад
Good ol' Cheeseman
@cormachughes3171
@cormachughes3171 10 месяцев назад
His brother had a really bad limp; sniper's nightmare they'd call him
@tonyhoffman8953
@tonyhoffman8953 10 месяцев назад
Possibly my favorite show ever. This crew is perfectly matched.
@tonyhoffman8953
@tonyhoffman8953 10 месяцев назад
& Bob has led a crazy life.
@thatchoirgirl94
@thatchoirgirl94 10 месяцев назад
Lee's cute happy face! He's so excited when the Bob's on the show (as is the audience obvs). 🥰
@Nathan-xr6uk
@Nathan-xr6uk 10 месяцев назад
WE DO BEG YOUR PARDON, WE ARE IN YOUR GARDEN!!
@dazediss6629
@dazediss6629 10 месяцев назад
“I don’t have to breath in to breath out”… … 😂😂😂😂
@Darkroome
@Darkroome 10 месяцев назад
I wish that the Chris Rhea/egg bath was one of the clips 😂😂
@OneBentMonkey
@OneBentMonkey 10 месяцев назад
Love this man! Such a unique soul and a national treasure. Legendary story teller with a quick wit. Hope he is on the mend with ever-improving health. ❤
@josephinepeery6938
@josephinepeery6938 10 месяцев назад
Unaware he's ill, do you know what's wrong with him please?
@margaretflounders8510
@margaretflounders8510 8 месяцев назад
Hear hear...
@margaretflounders8510
@margaretflounders8510 8 месяцев назад
He nearly died from blocked arteries to his heart so underwent open heart surgery..@@josephinepeery6938
@RogueNinjaCreative
@RogueNinjaCreative 5 месяцев назад
That lady's laugh during the Bob apple splitting segment is so adorable ❤
@takeru3159
@takeru3159 4 дня назад
I love how we went from David saying, "I love hearing these tales of Bob's youth" to "I have been traumatized by Bob's various egg stories"
@anthonybutler6365
@anthonybutler6365 7 месяцев назад
Nobody else tells a tale like Bob whether true or not
@roncharlton9282
@roncharlton9282 8 месяцев назад
I read his book and it goes over a lot of these stories, i highly recommend reading
@micmillist2588
@micmillist2588 23 дня назад
What a wonderful man Bob is. He doesn't need drugs, he is naturally bent........WONDERFUL MAN.
@RatKindler
@RatKindler 10 месяцев назад
Tentative testicle is going to be my new alias.
@___jd
@___jd 6 месяцев назад
"I don't have to breathe in to breathe out" is unreasonably funny XD
@tomrepton6786
@tomrepton6786 10 месяцев назад
Bob is one of my favourites, along with James Acaster and Rhod Gilbert on WILTY! Sooo good, his delivery and quick-wittedness is incredible. He makes me wish Robin Williams could have been a regular on this show! Would have been hilarious!
@josemaria8177
@josemaria8177 10 месяцев назад
Bob Mortimer is just built different. He must have given a couple of nervous breakdowns to David Mitchell
@wapta
@wapta 8 месяцев назад
"I always crack an egg in my bath.."
@stephendavies6080
@stephendavies6080 Месяц назад
I wish my mrs was as interesting as Bob, I could listen to Bob for hours😄👍
@simonegellie
@simonegellie 7 месяцев назад
"Don't be all rough-handed." 😂
@eduardo318
@eduardo318 10 месяцев назад
I seriously wish I had grown up with Bob. He really seems he had such an eventful life.
@davidgraham8058
@davidgraham8058 10 месяцев назад
Wake up! It’s all lies. But very entertaining nonetheless. 😂
@leonardmccoy9178
@leonardmccoy9178 10 месяцев назад
Read his autobiography it's brilliant
@PompeyBoy66
@PompeyBoy66 10 месяцев назад
Its funny seeing Lee Mack looking at Bob Mortimer and wondering what he will say. Two very funny northerners
@Tony-xn7sd
@Tony-xn7sd 10 месяцев назад
Bob is a diamond :)
@boahnation9932
@boahnation9932 7 месяцев назад
The amount of times I've seen all of these, and will continue to see them, is crazy 😂
@pollydickinson4789
@pollydickinson4789 6 месяцев назад
Bob Mortimer is one of my favourite people ever.❤
@tdodge29
@tdodge29 Месяц назад
"right, so we're in trouble aren't we"..... "what a terrible set of circumstances" 😂
@jennifergray4628
@jennifergray4628 7 месяцев назад
spat out my tea so many times you’d think i’d learn to not drink while watching bob 😂
@johnferguson4089
@johnferguson4089 9 месяцев назад
What a funny guy and he can make it sound so convincing without laughing or giving anything away. Bob has a very creative and wacky mind. Good on ya Bob!
@georgiehollander2199
@georgiehollander2199 9 месяцев назад
Bob is just SUPERB !!!
@mikelawson7111
@mikelawson7111 8 месяцев назад
So love watching Bob Mortimer's stories and the reaction from David Mitchell makes the stories so much funnier😂😂
@andreaslindblom9140
@andreaslindblom9140 3 месяца назад
Bob Mortimer´s stories are freakin´ brilliant! I don´t care if they are true or not! 👏
@grainneminihane625
@grainneminihane625 7 месяцев назад
BOB MORTIMER IS A LEG END👏👏👏👊I absolutely love him 😊
@pollydickinson4789
@pollydickinson4789 3 месяца назад
My favourite uncle Benny was one of the most wonderful people that you could meet. He was the best of the best and l loved him so much. RIP Uncle Benny and know that you were loved.😊
@kptmaci4979
@kptmaci4979 8 месяцев назад
I like how everyone who has seen the title screen of the video knows its reversed, as Bob is always on the right side with Lee's team to torture David 😂
@userFFVII
@userFFVII 10 месяцев назад
Snipers dream 😂😂😂
@mickwickwar3067
@mickwickwar3067 5 месяцев назад
Thanks. I've spat my tea out twice and nearly soiled myself laughing... Happy now?? 😂
@FutureAbe
@FutureAbe 9 месяцев назад
I’d pay to see Bobs phone contacts list
@newtexan1
@newtexan1 7 месяцев назад
He broke the apple in half with his bare hands! Brilliant!
@michaelb2388
@michaelb2388 9 месяцев назад
I feel sorry for Ronnie Omlette
@graemeadamson7272
@graemeadamson7272 9 месяцев назад
Ohhhhhhhh Bob , just totally wonderful ❤
@AkSamurai69
@AkSamurai69 10 месяцев назад
"Was it a gerrrabell?"
@mygaffer
@mygaffer 8 месяцев назад
The first Bob Mortimer story I just didn't believe was even in the realm of possibility was the Cockroach King story
@johnmc3862
@johnmc3862 8 месяцев назад
Broccoli Highkicks.
@user-pz8on7wk4m
@user-pz8on7wk4m 6 месяцев назад
This man is so funny I could watch him all day 🤣🤣🤣🤣 brilliant 😅😅😅
@richardchurchill8081
@richardchurchill8081 4 месяца назад
Bob's a legend 😂
@r__b6095
@r__b6095 8 месяцев назад
I think this man might be a genius
@anthonybrookes7287
@anthonybrookes7287 7 месяцев назад
Snipers dream they used to call him 😂
@georgeknox1822
@georgeknox1822 10 месяцев назад
Like everyone watching this , I’m going to get an apple ..
@JanButterflyCons
@JanButterflyCons 7 месяцев назад
Oh I love you Bob Mortimer!
@nomysweetsummerchild3984
@nomysweetsummerchild3984 8 месяцев назад
I love him and Vic Reeves so much.
@margaretflounders8510
@margaretflounders8510 8 месяцев назад
Vic not so much IMO
@natisfreezing
@natisfreezing 6 месяцев назад
We do beg your pardon but we are in your garden
@ryanmdlowe
@ryanmdlowe 6 месяцев назад
Ripping the apple in half, to this day, I can't believe actually works.. It's crazy that it does hahaha
@bobhawxwell1606
@bobhawxwell1606 8 месяцев назад
Nowhere near bizarre or surreal enough to be a true Bob story ...had he borrowed the flute from Chris Rea I'd have believed it ..
@AJ-ei3ee
@AJ-ei3ee 6 месяцев назад
I don't have to breathe in to breathe out 😅😅😅
@NialasDubh
@NialasDubh 7 месяцев назад
3:33 The perfect response to almost anything Bob Mortimer ever says.
@user-em7qn2ds5l
@user-em7qn2ds5l 8 месяцев назад
Love Bob 😂
@jakeriese4862
@jakeriese4862 4 месяца назад
Good ay he bob
@howardmckenna
@howardmckenna 10 месяцев назад
If a story has names that sound made up... It's true!!!
@andrew9145
@andrew9145 5 месяцев назад
Never gets old
@jamesandrew3668
@jamesandrew3668 7 месяцев назад
Ronny Omelettes 😂😂
@LoneKharnivore
@LoneKharnivore 9 месяцев назад
That part of your hand is called the purlicue.
@mixindave1
@mixindave1 8 месяцев назад
You know when his stories are a lie but fuckin hell he makes everyone laugh 😂
@tostesson
@tostesson 8 месяцев назад
love you bob
@shaunmartin2777
@shaunmartin2777 10 месяцев назад
Gave me a laugh 😂
@jeffmansfield914
@jeffmansfield914 10 месяцев назад
The “V” of a tree is actually (funnily enough) called its crotch.
@glenwale3294
@glenwale3294 8 месяцев назад
And the bit of the hand between where the thumb and finger is the perliclue?!
@danrowley5401
@danrowley5401 7 месяцев назад
I wish I had all new ones and both with Bob in them
@jazznolan
@jazznolan 7 месяцев назад
Broccoli high kicks!!!!
@Machine-rx6wf
@Machine-rx6wf 7 месяцев назад
Chris Rea egg in bath has to be up there . Even just for David's reaction .
@peterpiper216
@peterpiper216 8 месяцев назад
I think Robert Hurricane Mortice lock was depressed from a very young age! Did very well though 😎
@fwwryh7862
@fwwryh7862 10 месяцев назад
5:45 lmao
@abstract_tom2741
@abstract_tom2741 7 месяцев назад
Everything about Bob Mortimer is amazing, but the fact that no one seemed to know that a didgeridoo is played like a brass instrument drives me nuts. The challenging part to which Greg refers is the circular breathing technique that allows you to keep playing with stored air while you inhale, and that is hard to do. But making a sound is very easy for anyone that's ever played a horn, and any musician would have identified it as a lie so quickly and surely that it would never have made the edit.
@wonderwalls3565
@wonderwalls3565 Месяц назад
@14:18 Solicitor? Is not he the fourth child?
@RoyalGuardGeine
@RoyalGuardGeine 9 месяцев назад
You don't blow in a didgeridoo, no amount of wind going through would make any noise, so that was nonsensical from the beginning. You put you lips in and vibrate them as if you were trying to imitate an engine sound. The vibrations are then amplified by the shape of the instrument and makes a sound. That's also how you play most big wind instruments, or horns, especially those huge warhorns like in the Lord of the Rings. You don't blow your lungs out, you just produce a vibration that then bounces inside the tube and comes out amplified.
@simonwalsh8045
@simonwalsh8045 5 месяцев назад
If you like Bob Mortimer and like football, please go and enjoy Athletico Mince if you don't already. Start at around episode 20. You're welcome!
@stephenpearson3153
@stephenpearson3153 10 месяцев назад
He soo boro
@Black.Sabbath
@Black.Sabbath 10 месяцев назад
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