Bob Mortimer's Most ABSURD Countdown Answers | 8 Out of 10 Cats Does Countdown | Channel 4

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The best moments from Bob Mortimer on 8 Out of 10 Cats Does Countdown as his ridiculous Countdown response leave Lee Mack and Jimmy Carr in stitches and he reveals the hilarious tale of how he met his wife.
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@spoofpig 2 года назад

Why does Bob not have his own show where he just sits round talking bollocks? It would be immense

@andrew7taylor 2 года назад

It's called Athletico Mince.

@MrMisanthrope84 2 года назад

He did, for like years in the 90s? How'd you miss that?

@hd33444 2 года назад

Mortimer and Whitehouse gone fishing - pretty much exactly that, two blokes sitting about chatting shit ! Worth a look

@spoofpig 2 года назад

@@MrMisanthrope84 I was there from the start Big Night out. I love his stories on WILTY

@fkthelefties 2 года назад

@@jincyquones genuine must see tv. How great is this programme.!

@Rupsyy 2 года назад

Bob is a genius at avoiding playing the game.

@Ibrahim-ut6pn 2 года назад

he had to. he wasnt very good at it but a good comedian

@eomoran 2 года назад

@@Ibrahim-ut6pn it’s a comedy show, you’re supposed to be entertaining

@bluebob81 2 года назад

You could have stopped after the first 4 words

@omgblastbeatslol 8 месяцев назад

@@Ibrahim-ut6pn he was getting them wrong on purpose mate. it's funnier that way

@primax5503 2 года назад

Bob: "as the kettle gets better" Sean: *visible confusion

@misterprecocious2491 2 года назад

Kettle's

@DomenBremecXCVI 2 года назад

@@misterprecocious2491 So close

@hop-skip-ouch8798 2 года назад

@@misterprecocious2491 Kettles

@pinpetos 2 года назад

That was not just Sean that was confused; that was the entire set on stage! Bob is a Man of mystery.

@arze2092 2 года назад

@@misterprecocious2491 mugged yourself off there mate

@bigboi4307 2 года назад

We do beg you’re pardon we are in your garden

@peterpike 2 года назад

The less likely a Mortimer story is to be true, the more likely it happened verbatim.

@timdogdawg4099 2 года назад

To see Sean laughing, and I mean properly chuckling to himself in every shot he's in with Bob, just goes to show that Bob is a national comedy treasure, just the same as Sean is/was.

@ChrisH78 2 года назад

Sean was the comedian's comedian. Bob is the comedian's comedian's comedian.

@AtillatheFun Год назад

@@ChrisH78 sorry, but you forgot Norm MacDonald

@cpmc5400 Год назад

@@AtillatheFun No he didn't

@cindylloyd306 Год назад

You just brought tears to my eyes.

@timdogdawg4099 Год назад

@@cindylloyd306 I'm sorry, I hope they were happy tears. 😪

@Darth_Chicken 2 года назад

Bob is one of those golden characters who you hang onto every word they say. I don't think this is an 'act' as such, he genuinly is in a world of his own. When he does 'Would I lie to you' it is impossible to tell when he is lying as his true stories are beyond rediculous anyway. An absolute legend who reduces me to tears of laughter, one of the funniest men ever.

@Ser_Salty 2 года назад

I want to spend a day with Bob having adventures and then at the end of the day ask him what he thought happened

@marckentzer1435 Год назад

Look up bob mortimer, would I lie to you, fujinigh (where he fixes his own teeth at home) it's absolutely hilarious

@DH-gg6jx Год назад

His WILTY stories are hilarious and as you say near impossible to know the validity of them purely based on the tale he tells. He is a proper golden character as you put it. Shame to hear he's suffering with his health recently.

@pbzp Год назад

@@marckentzer1435 for search purposes, it's fuji 9... annnnd the only reason i know this is i've watched that sketch so much ;)

@GlucoseDehydrogenase 2 года назад

So glad this compilation is up, as tens of these moments have eskated me.

@jjquba2580 2 года назад

At first I though eskated must've been a word I didn't know, after reading your comment before watching the video. I then googled it and thought: "OK it's not a word, what an idiot for spelling escaped wrong, I'm going to comment and correct his mistake". I then realised I don't want to be that guy, correcting mistakes made in a comment thread. Then I watched the video and was humbled.

@Heffos1 2 года назад

@@jjquba2580 same

@JD_13 2 года назад

@@jjquba2580 you could have looked like a right winkor!

@treehousekohtao 2 года назад

Seabag

@deanotaggo9788 2 года назад

Very good haha I was about to say something similar but you eskated it to another level. (Is there an emoji for winkor?) 😉 take care, enjoy the festivities 👍

@MrMisanthrope84 2 года назад

It's going to be a heartbreaking, unbearably sad day when Bob Mortimer eskates us.

@robskyd 2 года назад

I will display my Seabag at halfmast!

@daveedee3626 2 года назад

@@robskyd Mine will be going on my pork pie presentation unit.

@PonmonofNuggetor 2 года назад

I will break an apple in half with my bare hands in his honour

@hanzen5174 2 года назад

@@daveedee3626 not an eye dry when bob is spinning on a coffin presentation unit

@Yewtewba Год назад

@@hanzen5174 and hopefully not a person not suffering stitches from laughing too hard.

@handlesarefeckinstupid Год назад

Fun fact, the thing Bob is using at 3:09 is a piece of equipment he had to use after his heart operation. He hated it as he couldn't go out until he reached a certain target, his entire life revolved around it for a while. If you haven't read his autobiography I highly recommend it to anyone who loves Bob.

@jamesflames6987 8 месяцев назад

Why would he be given a music box with tiny feet after a heart operation?

@Cadacusdeity90 6 месяцев назад

@jamesflames6987 it's not the musical device but the thing next to it. It's called an Incentive spirometer and it is used for patients after surgery as a way to prevent atelectasis...as patients normally take more shallow breaths due to pain. This focuses on taking a nice deep breath in. Very common in hospitals

@A_O_Leary 4 месяца назад

@@jamesflames6987so you have something so disturbing while awake that your painkiller dreams/visions don’t scare you.

@patrickbyrne5070 Месяц назад

Me thinks he was pulling your leg- and feets

@ApolloHeliosPhoebus 2 года назад

The fact of the pork pie presentation unit is actually bob’s (shown also on Taskmaster as a prize task entry) is just perfect

@NEWBkiller646 2 года назад

The wig is the one he made Alex eat in champions of champions

@neithere 2 года назад

The sausage was even better.

@qwertyTRiG 2 года назад

It turned up on Taskmaster twice.

@patricklynch9048 2 года назад

And the breathing thing was also on TM

@rumpelstiltskin6150 2 года назад

@@patricklynch9048 I THINK that one was a different version of the same thing wasn't it?

@ramsterdam269 Год назад

the fact that this man was once a solicitor for a council gives the phrase "in a previous life" so much more meaning than when anyone else says it.

@Timpriestley Год назад

Wasn't Bob the fella who offered his legal services to Jarvis Cocker at the Brit Awards, before he realised he was a bit out of his depth with Jackson's lawyers?

@ramsterdam269 Год назад

@@Timpriestley Hahahahaha I'm so glad I googled that - whatta read

@devynhall422 2 года назад

Sean: "I think one of them has gone a bit astray" Bob: "That's called the chappaquidick."

@capcompass9298 2 года назад

Don't mention that around the Kennedys.

@NickC-Ohio Год назад

10:54 the way everyone immediately bows their head killed me... Bob is a joy; I'm happy just knowing he is out somewhere being lovably absurd

@johnsutcliffe888 5 месяцев назад

Winkor. As in the person delivering the wink.

@VelvetyOnion 2 года назад

seeing Sean is brutal :( what a huge hole that'll be in any show he was featured in. What an incredible comdian. Don't even know the guy but the feeling I had when he passed, was as if I did.

@Ditcher2 2 года назад

Agreed! He was a legend!!

@talion4033 2 года назад

It saddens me to know we’ll eventually be seeing clips without him. That’s the good think about the older clips, we have Sean in them. Absolute legend, his humour was brilliant

@lealta1481 2 года назад

We lost one of our greats, Norm Macdonald, across the pond this year too. Been a bad year

@Seany1616 2 года назад

@@lealta1481 really? i didn't even know he was sick

@TapDancerDood 2 года назад

He died of cancer this August. I heard it on the radio and thought someone had got it wrong...

@fredsmith-kingofthelunatic7810 2 года назад

Lee still chiming in with the doosey. "If we're using Bob's rules, I've got umbrella."

@Pilotwisco Год назад

"Ill ask me nan."

@BongMetal 2 года назад

Sean accepts Bob’s pork pie presentation unit with a dignified nod. What a gentleman. Rest easy Sean.

@adamplace1414 2 года назад

Everything Bob says is funny, and his delivery is such that you never know if he's joking. He's not just deadpan, he's dead-and-buried-and-slightly-confused-pan. The man has cornered the market on intentionally unintentional humor.

@Lance-Stroll 7 месяцев назад

I love how he looks at Rachael and says "Chappaquiddick", like he just spelled it 😂

@haythemabidi1860 2 года назад

You know we're just living in Bob's world when w ehear "urinating in hotel kettles" and it sounds like a perfectly normal thing to do. I love Bob.

@janettetrolan1841 2 года назад

I know - ridiculous isn't it 😂

@brukzee8545 Год назад

Bob is genuinely my hero, my kids don't understand his humour at all, I grew up on Shooting Stars. Im drunk, i need to go bed haha

@alexanderhill-cp8be Год назад

Sean laughs at Bob a lot because they have a very similar style of humour where they just throw a curve ball out of nowhere. You never know what they are gonna say next. Sean does it with his jokes, Bob does it with his mascots he pulls from under the desk.

@sarakerrison754 2 года назад

Bob's joke about winkor was so good all the other comedians bowed their heads in respect.

@watch-box Год назад

Any celeb quiz show becomes a must watch once you see Bob on the panel. National treasure.

@thesimpsons17 2 года назад

Man not even the amazing joy of Bob Mortimer can make me not sad that we lost Sean, still can't quite believe it. RIP Sean Lock

@John_17x 2 года назад

Bob is criminally overlooked for the big shows or his own shows because he is absolutely hilarious beyond belief and such a likeable guy at the same time. Possibly most underrated comedian in the UK.

@FH-hu5vn 2 года назад

"6 + 6 +2 +1 = 10" *Rachel's brain stops working*

@C0nzilla 2 года назад

"that kind of joke" absolutely killed me

@1chiefg 2 года назад

I use "that kind of joke" all the time when I can't quite think of the best joke to say.

@Maazin5 2 года назад

8:54 brilliant work by Alex and Bob. And Lee finishes off perfectly.

@CleverGirlAAH 2 года назад

Lee looks at Bob with the same glee that a child does at the local Joke Shop clerk who knows all the good gags.

@urmumsbaps 2 года назад

What century have you come from

@superfinster 2 года назад

'the local Joke Shop clerk'.......?!?!?!?!!

@arze2092 2 года назад

tf are you on about

@UserName-br5zu Год назад

Wth is a joke shop clerk

@noreenrolph1680 2 года назад

Bob is absolutely priceless..how can someone be so funny…loveable…even the other comedians are creased up laughing…bless you Bob x

@bearheart2009 2 года назад

I've always taken a travel kettle, because ive always suspected people like Bob exist.

@horse5407 Год назад

The sweaty birds comment cracks me up every time.

@Scrubber89 2 года назад

It's doesn't matter what show it is, if there's a Bob Mortimer compilation, it's going to be gold.

@mmelling4410 2 года назад

The bloke is a bloody genius. Legend

@MeMyselfandBri 2 года назад

Bob Mortimer and Sean Lock, that was the dream team.

@pushthetempo2 2 года назад

Bob just has funny bones. He can say a fairly normal sentence but he makes its hilarious and absurd!

@imakeitwhynot 2 года назад

Bob and Sean side by side you knew you were going to have a good laugh regardless.

@sbblmb 2 года назад

"As the kettles get better" is up there as the best answers

@sbg911 2 года назад

Two national treasures side by side (RIP Sean, you will always be greatly missed)

@ajeshdsouza 2 года назад

Bob's a genius on taskmaster too

@wozgog 2 года назад

Does he strike you?

@cliffordsmagic 2 года назад

"I built a sausage and pork pie presentation unit so my children would eat the cheaper meats" 😅

@harrywhiting9145 2 года назад

I think Bob has more brain power than anyone else on the show

@DomenBremecXCVI 2 года назад

Including the actual countdown

@La_sagne 2 года назад

hes just not very good at using it to solve puzzles

@peterpike 2 года назад

@@La_sagne -- Why solve puzzles when you can create conundrums?

@jackperkins7 2 года назад

I still find it hard to believe that Sean has passed. What a legend. 👏🏻

@mavenfrankeus7287 2 года назад

"...as the kettles get better"... Sean's head turning is priceless.

@Apache4K 2 года назад

You'll never convince me Bob didn't take every drug ever laid in front of him

@elizabethferrier6429 2 года назад

Sean and Bob, what a pairing.

@ln3804 Год назад

Absolutely. He is hysterical and never responds to any situation in any way that you would expect . I read somewhere that he trained as a solicitor. Can you imagine his advice on problem solving? Or how he would plead in court.? He is a tonic to watch.

@gavbarker8689 Год назад

Love Bob, because of Athletico Mince my internal monologue is his impression of Harry Cane, and i'm in a right old fluttery buttery about it!

@spana123321 Год назад

I love that such an amazing comedian as Lee Mack looks on in awe at Bob👍👍

@theonetheonlyjoey Год назад

Sean sounded so happy to learn that Bob had indeed worn his cheesy puff wig out

@zonermaguire 2 года назад

I think Bob is my spirit animal :)

@AlanHope2013 2 года назад

I can only dream of Bob being mine, and I suspect it's the same for you. Nonetheless, even though it's not exactly true, the idea can still lift us higher to paradise.

@peterjansen3846 Год назад

I will never get tired of watching this guy laugh. He's such an absolute delight 😊.

@johnnunn8688 2 года назад

I have no words, for the high level of appreciation and love, that I feel for Bob.

@luisneiva9893 2 года назад

The look on Sean's face when Bob says "as the kettles get better..." is priceless!

@Fitgirlkate 2 года назад

Bob is the true genius behind reeves and mortimer

@DamienAlexander Год назад

2:55 this is the first time ive seen Lee genuinely laugh

@reelplayer643 2 года назад

'Winkor, as in the one delivering the wink' Broke me! 😀

@David_in_Thailand 2 года назад

Bob's a national treasure.

@wendischofield352 2 года назад

One of my most favourite people on the planet. Has me in stitches every time.

@Generalindifference 2 года назад

Bob is such a legend,never fails to make me laugh

@petehodges7711 2 года назад

Can you imagine Bob and Roisin on the same team🤣

@wayne20uk 2 года назад

I love bob, him and vic reeves was basically my childhood.

@cheapshotninja 2 года назад

Bob is so unbelievably charming. Love that guy.

@paulpurves484 Год назад

Bob Mortimer is a national treasure .

@strokenumber3 2 года назад

Bob always delivers.

@andrew9145 10 месяцев назад

He is absolute genius

@introspectivedreamer3864 Год назад

Thank you for posting this, the whole thing is just sheer magic 😂😂😂 very best wishes health and happiness to all, genius Bob and RIP another genius, dear Sean Locke much missed🧡

@joansmith69 2 года назад

That Chappaquiddick joke went over most of the audiences heads, and I love it!

@capcompass9298 2 года назад

Driving over narrow bridges when pisssed.

@RotGodKing 2 года назад

I'm going to miss Sean.

@JakobusVdL Год назад

pure Mortimer gold, thanks for posting

@Sam1878Henry 2 года назад

Didn’t he use the pork pie display unit on Taskmaster twice? I love Bob so much

@djwaynelive 2 года назад

Bob is in a class of his own.

@j.vanderknaap9446 2 года назад

Bob is the only one to really crack up Lee and Sean.

@mrstamp5121 2 года назад

I Love Bob with All my heart long May he reign over us

@green4green 6 месяцев назад

Bob and lee are the dream team

@grunksprungo 2 года назад

he is literally one of my favorite people ever lmao

@richardbailey4655 2 года назад

There’s gonna be a huge Sean shaped hole when the series comes back. Bob Mortimer is a living legend

@man_of_lawlessness 2 года назад

Can't beat a good laugh mortimer is a legend!

@AtticAurel 2 года назад

1:41 Sean's head-turn gets me every time... :D

@k9sway 2 года назад

Bob: "I bought it from a market Lagos"' Audience: *laughs*

@cavsterxii2068 2 года назад

8:46 I don't know how Lee actually managed to find a funny thing to say there

@catherineseear7069 Год назад

He’s just naturally funny❤

@smoog 2 года назад

Bob was perhaps the only person who could make Sean Lock genuinely laugh.

@PeakyBlinder 2 года назад

Bob is pure genius.

@mandel12 2 года назад

"A thermos keeps hot drinks hot, and cold drinks cold, but how does it know?" Answer: It just does what it FEELS.

@richardlong3615 Год назад

I love him with Paul Whitehouse in that fishing programme - I think the fishing is incidental to the show its just listening to them chatting is an antidote to just about anything.