5 Evil Organizations We Wouldn't Mind Joining (in Movies) - After Hours 

Same.

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Me, too. Miss them

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I just found these like a month ago and I'm rewatching them all already lol it's just so good

Exactly and umbrella Corps henchmen are so expendable it's not even funny

+Erik Lemke Pretty much. Every Umbrella Corp facility, even if it's just an office building they're renting out, eventually ends up being overrun by unspeakable, hellish nightmares. If you're not forcefully made a part of some mad scientist's horrifying genetic experiment, you're butchered by giant lizards when containment for all of the nasties in the basement inevitably fails. Lex Corp is absolutely the way to go. I mean, it's not even like you'd be expected to do any heavy-duty henching. In fact, you'll probably just be expected to keep working as you normally would at any other company while Lex and some carefully selected villains do all of the dangerous criminal activity. Although there is one downside. By working at Lex Corp, there may not be a chance of being hurt by Superman, but remember that you'd be working in Metropolis, the city that is constantly plagued by beings powerful enough to blow apart the moon with a cough. One day you're just hanging around the water cooler talking with your buddy Bob when suddenly Doomsday punches Superman through the building, destroying the supports and bringing the whole thing down on your head faster than you can blink. Remember Man of Steel? You could be working in one of *those* buildings.

I totally agree. I think that it is the best option and when the hero shows up and you stand there looking like a weekling what do you do other than point at the bosses office door? You'll live everytime.

+Eric Henderson depends wich Lex Corp we are talking about,because I would defineatly not feel safe working for Snyderverse LexCorp,Injustice LexCorp,The Dark Knight Returns Lex Corp or even Lex Corp in the Tim Burton universe

I don't recall there being a lexcorp in the Dark Knight or the Tim Burton Batman movie, so despite those being dark realities their is no indication that the Superman of that world is any less opposed to killing especially non super-powered humans. Hell no!!! to the idea of henching for anybody in Injustice universe (they crazy there) think I stick with a day job there. Haven't seen Batman Vs Superman yet but most villains tend to treat there underlings as pretty disposable.

I counter with Justice League season 2 Episode 5, Only a Dream. The dude that goes to prison was just some low level Lexcorp employee that was placed in charge of guarding stolen weapons. There was nothing to suggest he was part of some task force meant specifically for those tasks. One week he was probably just some desk jockey who was offered a better payroll if he could do this one task and keep his mouth shut. I know this is an old comment but I still felt like bothering someone with knowledge I'm sure no one cares about. 😇

The REAL best part about working for Lexcorp is the possibility that Lex Luthor will give you powers so you can fight Superman, then you can just switch sides

@@bhope13 except if yougw powers one they're probably experimental an two if we go by justice league standards he's directly working with Amanda waller aka suicide squad aka they reserve the right to kill you at any moment

@@joshuarobertson3040 so, I die, which is pretty much guaranteed for a henchman. Unless...I'm able to survive long enough to contact some of the smarter heroes in the world, get them to jailbreak my ass, and start working for them. Harley Quinn and Killer Frost made it onto the Justice Leage, so we know that it's an option for a villain who wants to reform. It's still the only real advantage to henching

Wayne Enterprise will 100% go under when the ceo of it is discovered to have spent years using company resources to beat up poor and crazy people in the street and potentially being responsible for evil ceos from competing organizations being arrested…..that’s a audit heaven and a endless legal battles for decades.

How does walmart work? I always wanted to go to one of those massive walmart. They are americas,greatest cultural contribution

Kenneth Hildebrand I pity you.

​@@theoneandonlymichaelmccormick why? walmart and its ilk are americas greatest cultural contribution to the human species just like wimbelton is british cultural contribution to the world

Jorawar Singh Because its a corrupt, capitalist enterprise that abuses its workers, had fingers in a whole lotta really gross pies, has sketchy as fuck distributors and suppliers, and is meant to bathe the American people in thoughtless consumerism.

It's 4 years late, but you win the internet today.

You sir, are a genius

Hank Scorpio was the best megalomaniac ever. Plus he really appreciated his henchmen.

Agreeing the fuck out!

I am disappointed in them for forgetting this guy. But I'm even more disappointed in myself for forgetting him as I watched this episode.

floooooooooooooooood Hank Scorpio is an hybrid, a composite creation that is not to be mention as an archetype.You can't mention the Simpson too often because it can come up in SO many subject.

With a million worlds under the Empire's boot, I'm sure there are lots that fit the 'tropical paradise' criteria. And so long as there's no superweapon being built in orbit, or Imperial Datacenter for the rebels to raid, the galaxy at large is likely to pretty much ignore you. Sounds like a sweet deal. (I don't want to be a stormtrooper, though, just a mid-level management type, keeping things organized)

and people actually APPRECIATE the empire. they are practially BELOVED. Hell, in approximately a 16-17 year span, they COMPLETELY ABOLISHED SLAVERY in the Imperial controlled sectors. (not counting rimworlds) Hell, Luke WANTED TO JOIN THEM. the only reason they're the bad guys is because they're lead by Vader/Palpatine for a long time.

a high lord of terra

i'd prefer to work for the sith empire (from way before the movies) promotions are based on qualifications as opposed to who you know, and there's the possibility of getting force-use training.

Unless that's the planet Palpatine wants to blow up

also, depending on the version of superman, most versions don't kill and actively work to reduce collateral damage. so lex's arch is actively looking out for your safetly and is only after luthor.

Yeah, I would have to agree. Most DC heroes, not just Superman, don't kill anyone. Ever. So, you're safe on that regard. Also, Luthor seems to have a pretty solid chain of command and, apparently, an amazing profit margin, as he has unlimited funds and his company never goes under, no matter how many times his plots are revealed or he goes to prison. Also, I bet the options for variability in your work should be endless, from IT to construction to chemical engineering to robotics.

The Creeper Why?

The Creeper Well, you don't have to be smarter than your boss to be good at your job...

The Creeper Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Why would an industrialist like Luthor fire someone for doing their job too well? A superb analyst isn't a threat to him. They're an asset.

So the difference is being a employee of a company with all its legal points or a private contractor that doesn't get any of that shit

@@MilloSpiegel Pretty much!

Actually in the marvel universe the grunts are known as henchmen. I remember reading one Spider-Man comic where one of the grunts asks Spider-Man not to tell his parlor officer he's been henching again

Henchmen might be a little above minions, but not by much. Henchmen are still pretty dispensable. @@misterprickly

Uh-huh... You can say that all you want. I know you and your lying science witchcraft! Building doomsday devices, weather machines and such... Daaamn you!

no, but TOP MEN, would work on things like CERN and other major multinational doomsday weapons so long as its government sponsered, see nuclear weapons as the best example of super weapons and scientests (henchmen) just doing their job.

Not even for a billion dollars

Edwin Bronson how is cern a doomsday device? And try to use reason, i am a scientist myself.

The Creeper did you just say nazi engineers were shity. Really?

William Jacob Mast Especially now.

I would love to see a sitcom starring them.

All of Hollywood

And they’re not even pedophiles either!

isn't Galactus working for Franklin Richards right now?

Well deadpool didn't get to keep the surf board.

yeah but you would spend the bulk of your time roaming the galaxy looking for planets to eat and then waiting for him to eat them then you hafta spend all of that time and more finding another planet...your basically like the hostess and waitress at ihop working one really long shift with no pay or tips ....plus Silver Surfer has cosmic powers and wasnt allowed to leave earth ...thats like retiring in Detroit without any way to leave when you're home is the Bahamas

Safa Ashkan That had more to do with Deadpool annoying the fuck out of Galactus, as far as I know the rest of the heralds still have their powers.

BillsOnFire​ or show him that you're a great pain in the ass like deadpool did .

Melody Paige plus they're always breaking back out of prison after every few cases!!

Daggers count as crazy toys?

Yessssss!

Plus the fact that Carmen actually *cares* about the people who work for her, so no chance of your boss throwing you out of a window or using you to test whatever bioweapon the lab cooked up that week if you screw up. Worst she'll do if you screw up is let you sit in jail for a few weeks before bailing you out, or in the 1990s cartoon, when she not only risked getting herself captured to save two of her henchmen who were trying to pull off a side-gig without her ok, she planned a series of jobs to set them up to get it right on a retry.

Irish Jester or Amazon

Michelle Evans Not English, but I was definitely thinking Supernatural.

Michelle Evans i was thinking of dogma

Thank you. I needed this in my life

I was thinking Loki

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ModernEphemera x2!

''Henching'' for a guy like Gallactus seems pretty sweet when you think about it!

Well you know besides the slavery and constant moving, its a great job. Personal i would prefere working for umbrella, you get loads of money, you get mess around with B.O.W.s and if you get cornered you either don't get killed because your too important or inject yourself with a virus/ parasite and kick their arse... Or you know have your arse kicked, it was a good run whilst it lasted.

Cracked Forgive me, After Hour guys, but you missed an incredibly obvious point about the henching process. And I apologize for chatting about this, but YOU STARTED THIS.... And you're referring to what I call the "Suicidal Henchman Work Ethic." Not *only* do you have to worry about Super Heroes coming and jacking up your place of business.... There's always the off chance that your own boss(The Supervillain) might arbitrarily decide to kill you. So not only do you have to worry about Governments, Female Ninjas, Secret Agents, Rambo, Robotic Police Officers and various alphabet Men showing up to punch in your bosses(Boss's? Boss'?) number and by extension your own. No, no, you *also* have to worry that one day your boss might just decide that our numbers were down this month. And it was your fault. It might even ACTUALLY be your fault, but that's not important. Or maybe you forgot a tiny, relatively unimportant detail. Or you were a messenger and your CEO was just having a rotten day. Or he might be completely insane and chaotically whimsical. Why *ANYONE* would work for the Joker is a total mystery to me. Anyway, the long story short is that Your Evil Boss is almost certainly a greater threat to you than most other things you're likely to face. Unless the movie was about two Supervillains facing each other and were thoroughly callous about throwing away their minions lives... And *remind me again*.... Why doesn't that movie exist?

Yay! I'm ser smert!

I was wondering if other people were going to notice. Also found it weird that they used a lot of minion clips but never talked about them. Maybe they realized later they forgot to talk about them?

sjshoker True, I was honestly waiting for Katy's opinion thinking maybe she would.

sjshoker well... they did say "If you, AS YOU ARE, would..." And none of them are tiny and/or yellow... So... Not suitable for being minions (*those* minions) :D

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being one of the monarchs henchmen would suck butterfly dick

Yeah dude Hank would rip you apart

I'm not sure Wonka is an evil mastermind, therefore, the Oompa Loompa's aren't henchman. However, if Wonka does count, I'd TOTALLY work for him. I love showing up snotty kids. *lol*

1-Murders Children 2-Uses slave labour

Heather Tindall I think he IS an evil mastermind. He came up with a number of various "Traps" for each of those kids. Not too mention figuring out a way to insure the correct children/adults got the golden tickets. Wonka > Dr. Evil

Hey you're amazing all of us

Alright Dan, relax with the scores.

OMG you're worse than Daniel

But they didn't. They didn't keep on rocking

+Calvin Maynard Just try not to drink anything from a vial. You will end up in outerspace alone.

+Tevo77777 lol ikr

+Calvin Maynard HHHHEEEYY BUDDDDYYYY! OTRO? Buddy? *see someone fall over* ....HAHAHAHAHAHA!

+Calvin Maynard It really is a sweet gig. Except it doesn't pay. When the evil mastermind finally comes up with a plan to do something, everyone has to pitch in their savings to make it happen.

+Jirka Kunst Crowdfunded evil organization?

Yeah, but while Spider-Man or Daredevil(maybe?) wouldn't kill if you worked for Kingpin, Kingpin himself would kill you if you fucked up big enough. (Early "Ultimate Spider-Man" anybody?) OH, and let's not forget the multiple times The Punisher has tried to take Kingpin down! Sure, they were severely infrequent and usually stopped by another supe before it got TOO ugly, but I wouldn't want to be the low thug on the totem pole doing patrol for the boss, only to get sniped in the head or my throat sliced by essentially a zealot wielding way too much firepower for one man to wield. Punisher's scary yo! He's beaten up superheros and villains that by all rights he has no business thoroughly embarrassing like he's wont to do. So, if I had to choose, I'd go with Luthor over Fisk...

ReyDePanty There’s characters like Punisher in each universe though and both bosses would have you killed if you messed up. Anyway, similar risks, similar rewards, and similar work either way.

darthcarnage12 Yes, but when you specifically compare Lex Luthor to Wilson "The Kingpin" Fisk, your life expectancy is significantly higher when working under Luthor was the point I was making, as it was relevant to you bringing the subject up. :)

Between the two I would chose Lex because DC heroes with few exceptions tend not to kill. Where as a Kingpin henchmen just going to work the day the Punisher shows up would suck.

Mark Soto Right?

There's working for equality, and then there's murdering literally thousands of innocent people. Not sure MLK would approve.

***** You don't "get" mutant powers. It's you as you are now.

***** Exactly. Or just blackmail you into being his puppet.

Maybe because he's a radical equalist who wants to eliminate humanity, hmm? So unless you hate humans, and a mutant, working for magneto would suck.

Well only if you have powers

He has no henchmen, and if he does he only hires them for musical numbers. Unless you're talking about the alternate dimension Doofenshmirtz then *everyone* is a henchman/slave, and you have to share the same name.

myanimeworld149 But getting paid to do occasional musical numbers? Sounds like a sweet gig.

The only downside I can see is being thwarted by a platypus.

the downside I'm seeing is it's not real employment. You're on commission for dance routines, even then you'd have to be an attractive girl.(notice all his dancers are women usually)

Andrew Taulane Even that sounds like it would be fun.

Yes, they made a visual of the fluttering horde

I thought the worst case scenario was getting killed by an abomination of science you helped create while screaming, "NO!! Get back! I CREATED YOU!!" That, or getting killed in one of those turf wars AIM and HYDRA seem to have every so often.

They do make you pay for your own dental, though.

Raziel312 Or you use the science that AIM has to redesign your DNA so your harder to kill, like the million dollar man but more human.

Trey Harris I wouldn't mind paying for dental if my bosses gave me the kind of tech to work with that you normally only see in B-Movie science fiction.

Timewarpiaman I am am assuming you are just misguidedly referring to the MCU only. If we talk about the actual comics not the adaptations, then a.) Extremis wasn't created by them. b.) They are literally BASED on mind control. Heck, one of their main guys is called The Controller. They try mind control in so many different ways, via internet, abduction, you name it, they've done it.

and no glasses.

I didn't notice that.... Touche....

Notice the random shifty guy outside? Proper s

Yes, disappointed.

And you think that bothers me? Aliens man Aliens

***** *laughs maniacally*

Dead or getting others dead

Expect henchman 21

Until you get trained by 21 and have to deal with Sargent Hatred

It'd be an honor to be killed by Samson. He wouldn't notice that he killed you, but who gives a fat shit. It's Samson. It's like getting killed by a bear/ninja/tiger hybrid who's been taught to bowie knife. No one would blame you for getting killed.

Sardonicus You mean canon, right? Cause if I worked my way into a cannon I'd be afraid of it firing me.

Sardonicus Then you'd be the mad two ton 21

Do YOU want to slowly float upwards into oblivion from a hatch someone forgot to close?

no but occupational hazard. but you got to agree its a really nice job. the boss knows your name and has a laugh with you and the others. and it looks like you get a share or the loot when you steal things so your rich the only down side is that there seems to be way to little security there i mean his entire work force was kid napped before anyone noticed or cared.

Dafuq?! xDDDD

You didn't see anything.

He's totally going to notify his boss about the potential recruits eating pie at the diner!

It's the same guy Christian Bale yelled at.

I think you're right, fofalooza. He did, after all, look right at the gang then take off like he needed to share information.

Well, it fully depends on certain things. For instant, if you're an alien, you'd have to be the greatest tactical genius like Thrawn if you even want to be accepted. Do you wish to continue this?

that's implying that you would work for the army or navy there are lots of none military jobs in the empire. you know like scientists, ship builders, diplomats, spy's. basically every job you can think of. so even if you are an alien there is still lots of jobs open to you just know high ranking ones.

Also, as horrible as it sounds, we aren't aliens...so we'll be fine I guess XD Personally I rather work for xenophobic assholes than rot someplace like Tatooine, so it just depends how desperate for a job I am and to get off whatever shithole planet I'm stuck on. If I'm well off in a nice place however I probably wouldn't go for it.

He's also allergic to pie, apparently.

Yeah, that bugged me too in the movies. However, since they were showing Nolan movie clips, it makes sense to use Nolan movie (mis)pronunciation.

You know that TV show Arrow? He's on it. Guess how they pronounce it. Literal eyeroll.

Omar Guillen Funnily enough though, Nyssa and the rest of the League of Shadows pronounce his name correctly while everyone else doesn't.

Yeah, even Merlin who was a student for YEARS still can't get it right.

Omar Guillen It is as if every actor is saying it their own way without any direction or confirmation from the behind-camera crew... like, you know, the director. But, at the same time, it could well be intentional, that only those actively following him would correctly pronounce the Arabic name... even if it is intentional, though, it's still stupid. They already established that Diggle and Merlyn both speak Arabic, they would clearly know how to pronounce the name.

[TGR] Clockwork lol

Star Wars btw

It's sort of a grey area as the volcano collapses.

uh... is that related to anything i just said?

thought so

***** yeah! and with luke thinking that yer aim sucks you could be like "surprise bruh u ded"

I hear one of tbe requirements for that job is to have terrible aim. Practice a bit before you apply

Idris Abdullah then i surprise em! sure i'll get fired but i sure as heck won't die

Me too. Lemon Meringue preferably

Kara Argus I'll take a Boston Cream.

Soren is a genius

no, the company would have to provide great benefits. so likely the plan cost would go down.

Depends on the company doesn't it? Example, Hank Scorpio (Simpsons) would probably give you great benefits, while Luthor (Superman) most likely wouldn't really care if you died or not.

At the same time while Lex does not care about his people he does care about his public image, and does want there to be a perception that he is the good guy while the alien is bad. So Lex corp likely has very good insurance.

Yeah, but Scorpio would still be the best choice. Why? Because he actually won! Yep, if you work with Scorpio, you are now part of the organisation that completely rules over the East Coast. (Or West Coast, can't remember).

Didn't say one was better then the other. Just pointed out that Lex corp would have good insurance.

at least with Lex Corp your major adversary has a "no kill" policy.......but then again he is also strong enough to destroy a galaxy with a sneeze soooo, you wont be killed by him but if you advance high enough prison becomes a big problem.

"What was the cause of death?" "Well apparently Lex Luthor got into a big mech suit and threw superman through a building and, in the process, took out a few major support beams and the entire building collapsed on itself. This man was just busy looking up the whereabouts of various villains for Luthor when half a building was basically dropped on his head." "no kill" policies don't cover collateral damage.

He's a parody

That's TV, they've keeping it to fiilms.

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Yeah as soon as he said that I just though of what Daniel would look like if he was brutally murdered and subsequently infected with the T-Virus.

Jimmy Owens And It's going to be YUGE I tell you that