5 Guys and Too Many Wives - The CK2 Babymaking Championship 

Vale is trying to undo all his genocides and warcrimes via repopulation.

When you have 80 kids and have to pay child support Suffering From Success

"Does anyone have any sisters?" "Yeah but I'M using them...." xD

Venice, the original Love Island

This video is brought to you by the RU-vid Ethics Board: We're Completely Inept

The worst part is, this isn't even that far off from actual Venice at the time

>not playing a religion that lets you have concubines/extra wives

When are you committing war crimes in Lego Star Wars: The Complete Saga? I heard that Yoda death sound so no excuses

When you Think about it. This is exactly what happends in an elderly home. When the oldest person die everyone steals his lovers. And so on

"I have never met any of my children" - Valefisk, 2019

“Looking for Female” -Valefisk 2019

This episode makes me think of a poem written by a Chinese warlord by the name of Zhang Zongchang: “Untitled” Someone asks me how many women I have I really don’t know either Yesterday a boy called me ‘dad’ I don’t know who his mother is

Cannibalizing your lover gives new meaning to 'a midnight snack'

*Ck2 player sees other people play their game* Ah men of culture!

The desperate house wives of venice

Brought you by discord claimed by Genghis Khan

"Sorry i'm using them." Best line ever.

Once had a game were I was trying to make a massive family starting at the viking age. I got immortal with my first character and he lived to the end of the game, my living members by the end of it were around 1500

Ah, that’s hot...that’s hot!!

A man walks into a bar with a 1911A1, loaded with 4 rounds, and yells: "WHO THE FUCK HAD SEX WITH MY WIFE." Valefisk and his friends reply: "Don't know, none of us really pay attention anymore, but you might need more bullets."

When you try and compete with China for population size

Enrico Dandolo's (the 41st doge, responsible for the fourth crusade) surname literally means "giving it" in Italian. Quite fitting indeed.

Italian man and his gang founds the Hapsburg Dynasty, circa 800AD, colorized.

“Does anyone have any sister?” “Yes but I’m using them.”

Venice has become the kingdom of Slamalot, ruled by the Biggus Diccus dynasty.

When you play Venice with both the Austrian and Mongol strategies *Modern problems require modern solutions*

Child: *dies* Valefish: *chuckles* YOU FOOL, I HAVE 70 ALTERNATIVE ACCOUNTS

You can’t resist BIG MIKE

Vidi, Vici, Veni - I saw, I conquered, I *came*

It appears that Valefisk is turning into Genghis Khan.

Well, they say Venice is the city of love for a reason.

It's good to be the king

Really brings a whole new meaning to "Merchant of Venice" huh

A horse became Novel's court physician... nice. Honestly though it might not have been Novel, I kinda got confused as to who everyone was, but still, the horse becoming a court physician, that's hilarious.

7 kids at 22, sounds like my step brother.

“What? No! I mean we never said we can’t kill our children...”

13:49 **waves hand ** These are not my children

MORE WIVES YOUR GRACE?

Sounds like idea for hentai/harem anime

It’s like watching 5 different genghis khan

Veni, vidi, vici? More like veni, veni, veni.

The accidental political power they amassed made this all the better. The unknowing. Accidental. Political power.

12:02 'DUDE YOU ARE BANGING MY HALF-SISTER. Oh, I am gonna do it as well' I am fucking dying here.

Horse M.D the sequel to House M.D

I love these CK2 challenges so much! I discovered your channel through the Incest Challenge. Please do more of these kinds of meme videos, either single- or mutliplayer!

Nobody: Valefisk: I'm affraid of the effect I have on women.

Venice, the city of Sin

The new Habsburg simlulator looks sick

This is basically the Hapsburgs 2- electric boogaloo

The Geneva Convention has long been disconnected from server. Explicit War Crimes has entered the server.

This makes me wonder if you can make a dynasty so prolific that every other dynasty quickly becomes related to you.

get every CKII RU-vidr and start at the beginning of the game, see if you all can do what the Hapsburgs could not and create a universal dynastry

Come to the city of Venice you will see more prositutes than in Amsterdam and it's much more of a love city than Paris

I'm calling CPS

Women just love me, you know?

And thats how Paradox implemented a court limit

They are following the footsteps of Genghis khan i see

"I just ate my lover" Hmm kinky

HAPSBURGS HAVE JOINED THE CHAT

There were some guys in my highschool that did the same thing y'all did in this video. Except they did it irl. Not as good of an idea, that one.

Another great video from Vale"It sucks to be gay"fisk

Meanwhile My character became an immortal and lost his Peepee while duelling a rival king on the battlefield... the Rival king Died, my immortal survived but losing my Peepee in battle is worse than death... He's not even aloud to get married because of it.

This started as who can be the biggest Chad and devolved into who can become the state of Alabama quickest

That court is basically a episode of desperate housewives.

Vale voice tiger 1 in bokoens oanzermedalsbstream the perfect war crime machine for the perfect criminal.

A game for the whole family

“What are you doing step bro??”

Austria and the mongol empire combined.

The subtle thumbnail: "I saw, I conquered, I came."

The inspiration for the hapsburgs so beutiful

We need this in CK3 now.

Alcibiades would be proud of all of you.

I appreciate the subtle Monty Python references

Another quality video I see

Well goddamn Valefisk

Y'know Vale, this is just an average day in Old Europe

0:04 Those are awfully masculine women you got there.

So this is the genghis khan challenge

An Italian with a Muslim, sounds like a sitcom

Welcome to our mighty Swingdom.

This is amazing.

This was amazing

Holy shit this beats any deadly decedant court out of the water like holy shit.

Good video as always.

Now Valefisk are the wives some desperate housewives

Walder Frey part 2: Medieval Boogaloo.

I loved it it was hilarious. anyway back to the true reason I wanted to post this comment. I have and idea that might be fun to play Essentially you try to marry into every single royal Family then try to get that relative in to the position of power instead of whoever they married and that's it. and if you want some kind of contest you could get some other people to play with you and then see who can marry into the most royal families. Oh and one more thing although I have never played crusader kings II and my only real experience i have is a small series of videos that I watched like 2 years ago and this. I think there is a way to use family numbers that are married into a royal families to take over the countries now you could use this to add a bit more I guess flair to the contest by seeing who can take over the most countries in one session. now all of the information I just said what is this from those videos I watched like two years ago that I can barely remember so none of this might be true but it could be a cool contest if it was true or something you could just play on your own to get a laugh out of kind bullshit your family can get married into

How about you make the Carolingians go extinct with your own dynasty?

*Lego Yoda death noises intensify*

The ultimate Eskimo bros.

I need a lp of you trying to populate the entire map 🙏

love the ck2 content

Charlemagne sees the 5 guys Breathes heavily intensfy

Love the title

Their family connected to multiple royalty!!!

2:37 - He's getting them from Zagreb

5 guys, burgers and wives

great stuff

Next time play as a ironborn in The Agot mod. You can have like 30 salt wives.

Love the vedi Vinci veni = I saw I conquered I came.