@@Zretgul_timerunner 'The Valefish Track Record of War Crimes Committed Against Various Nameless Soldiers In Various Video Games' or TVTRWCCAVNSVVG, also known as the most beautiful and totally pronounceable acronym ever
I'd like to recommend the COH2 mod "The Advanced Powers", seems to have the ethos of making everyone op as shit. Each faction has several specialisations, which can all completely change the way they're played. Wehrmacht has : The Japanese, giving them access to a bunch of new infantry, and a rather effective suicide bombing truck. The Ubersoldaten program, leaving them with very few vehicles, but much more powerful and varied infantry force (such as gmg emplacements) The Panzerkraft program gives them a BUNCH of different vehicles, all of which can be customised. Most importantly, it has the Maus, which can also mount propaganda speakers. OKW has : Zombies. Unrestricted chemical warfare (and Phosphurus Spewing Hetzers) Soviets have : Mass Armour rushes, decreasing the cost of tanks, and increasing the numbers available, but decreasing ammunition income and variety of infantry available. Infantry spam, allowing them to bring out 20 man squads of partizans with pistols, but they can hijak enemy vehicles, taking them over like absolute madlads. US has : Mass, indiscriminate explosive usage, including bombers and big guns, including minigun exoskeleton soldiers. The MARINES, OORAH British have : Resorting to trench warfare with a standard infantry squad you can upgrade into pretty much any role. Raid tactics, to make them almost as cheesy as in CoH 1, which, among other things, gives ALL of their units camouflage, including tanks, so you can bring in Invisible Churchills.
V1 just means there's 1 condensed Valefisk in that rocket V2 was more powerful, because there's 2 Valefisks in it V3 could apparently reach the East Coast, that's because it had a war crime propulsion
"The allies repaired the bridge to the west and are moving in on our base" "Our panther and King Tiger are going to push to their base" "Valefisk... the panzers" "The panzer were destroy by Airbornes and AT guns. They cannot push anymore"
ehhh, easy task even for a person like him. He just has to play a game, where you literally CAN'T commit war crimes. Now, if your challenge was called "try NOT to commit war crimes in Company of Heroes", that'd be practically an impossible task for him to complete.
@@samhansen9771 really good argument, now I don't know, hmmmmm...oh, what if he plays a game that is NOT a war game and has nothing to do with any armed or even unarmed conflicts at all!?
0:46 Vale, relax, we all know Wehrmacht troops were innocent and didn't participate in any warcrimes. They were just standing close. Watching. Siletly judging. Just like ther most innocent man in the world, Hirohito...
You're favorite imperial guard regiment must be the death korps of krieg... I know that you're every kriegsmans favorite RU-vidr do... You would make an excellent krieg commander as well!
On ai difficulty normal and up the AI has no fog of war, gets extra starting resources, has increased armor, and has increased accuracy. It also has significantly less cooldown on abilities. Basically, the ai cheats to win because it's so brain dead.
Thing you missed, Vale, is that if you use terror doctrine, the scary propaganda is actually super effective for getting rid of infantry. If there's no infantry, you can kill the AT guns with your own infantry.
If you like choke points, you will LOVE 38th Parallel. Your love of choke points is the same as mine, as the experience of your enemies fruitlessly throwing themselves at MGs is just so god damn SATISFYING.
Operation Citadel and he says "If we can just take out these guns, I think we could make a little push for the centre... OH!" - that's so accurate it got me laughing out loud
Oh the Wehrmacht. I have exactly 1 instance using them that would have been video gold. It was the map Route N13. I was playing vs my dad who was US and went ranger tree. I got a King Tiger and made a push on his base. It didnt go well, but as I was retreating my lone King Tiger down the center road back to my base, my dad was chasing it with 2-3 ranger squads with their Zooka's and an M8 Armored Car. He got my KT down to a sliver of health but every single round he fired into its ass, the entire way back to my base, bounced. I got my King Kitty back to base and repaired it. I think my dad gave up after that...cuz I dont remember much else about that fight. Wehrmact truly do make Wunderwaffe.
