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5 People Who Need to Put Down Their F#@%ing Camera - The Spit Take 

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@futuredoc2014
@futuredoc2014 7 лет назад
Studies have shown there actually is a 3rd response called freeze.
@darkartsdabbler2407
@darkartsdabbler2407 7 лет назад
pre-med ref_14 by far the least cool and more importantly least helpful reaction
@SutapaBhattacharyaKolkata
@SutapaBhattacharyaKolkata 6 лет назад
Dark Arts Dabbler Not really, it helps when your predator is fast but has poor eyesight and can locate only moving prey. For example a snake.
@vegarobb
@vegarobb 8 лет назад
I seriously don't get why people dislike his commentary. It's hilarious
@dachud8068
@dachud8068 9 лет назад
I don't see any problem with the plane crash one. It was after the crash and having any form of documentation is good. While I personally probably wouldn't think of pulling out my phone to snap some footage, it's really not a stupid thing to do. What she should have done was documented footage of any injures though.
@Jizzlewobbwtfcus
@Jizzlewobbwtfcus 9 лет назад
Da Chud well I think it's more the fact that she's selfifying while moving away from the wreck when ppl should be getting the hell out of there ASAP incase of an explosion : ]
@jaycomix7458
@jaycomix7458 9 лет назад
Cornelious Stratovarious lol, you watch too many movies. the chance that there'd be an explosion is minimal especially considering that particular plane crash. anyway they should've been helping people get out if they weren't all cleared
@xandertrejo
@xandertrejo 8 лет назад
The video was not for documentation she was literally using her phone to take a selfie video to update her social media or something. That is really stupid behavior in any serious situation.
@Jizzlewobbwtfcus
@Jizzlewobbwtfcus 8 лет назад
Very astutely put : ]
@jaycomix7458
@jaycomix7458 8 лет назад
Cornelious Stratovarious I suppose so, sorry. :)
@MsSphinx91
@MsSphinx91 10 лет назад
Well, the girl in the plane crash had already survived and made sure of her safety before filming. So unless you think the plane is going to explode....
@beberoo
@beberoo 10 лет назад
i was kinda thinking the same thing. i thought maybe she was filming it for posterity's sake, and the only way she can walk forward while still flming the crash site/plane was to turn the camera on her.
@tinseltina
@tinseltina 10 лет назад
beberoo +MsSphinx91 makes sense I mean, don't we all go through those "I wonder what they were think when this happened" or whatever. Now we have the evidence of what they were thinking! And we know they're ok, so much ok that they're able to turn on their cameras and film and put in on the internet.
@OneShotdeathCrew
@OneShotdeathCrew 10 лет назад
Or all three of you are the exact people the video is talking about, yep that is it. Because I never wonder what a plane crash is like when I hear about one, my compassionate human heart wonders if everyone on board is safe, and for peaceful thoughts and hearts for those who may have lost someone. Egocentric people will be the death of human life on this planet.
@tinseltina
@tinseltina 10 лет назад
Charles McClellan really? Never wondered what the people on the titanic were thinking when they were waiting to die? what people think about before jumping out of a plane while skydiving? Take Anne Frank's Diary for instance, we knew what SHE went through and what she thought while in hiding, and it's known as a literary classic and staple in reading. Videos are just what people do now instead of writing, or telling the same stories all the time aloud, we make videos so we don't have to keep thinking about it. All the feelings and thoughts they're all still in their rawest form, and easier for people to understand their relief as they live, or their pain while in a panicked state. Understand?
@toolpot462
@toolpot462 10 лет назад
Charles McClellan The model of perspective is that we are the stars of *and* audience for our own movies. It's actually a good metaphor.
@merchernel123
@merchernel123 8 лет назад
I binge watch cracked videos often and I love all you guys. But you are definitely my favorite.
@HealthyAndrew
@HealthyAndrew 6 лет назад
Grace-naomi I binge watch too but I hate how they say goddamn in every fucking video !
@angryhairpeice
@angryhairpeice 3 года назад
I still rewatch their old videos. After a few years After Hours us almost new again. I loathe Cracked for what they did.
@merchernel123
@merchernel123 3 года назад
@@angryhairpeice what did they do??
@angryhairpeice
@angryhairpeice 3 года назад
@@merchernel123 They fired everyone. Have you not noticed that all of the good content from Cracked ended in 2017? The only part that's left is Some News (Some More News).
@angryhairpeice
@angryhairpeice 3 года назад
@@HealthyAndrew There are no gods, snowflake. If you don't want to hear people mock silly beliefs, limit yourself to church and home, and you will be fine.
@Reficuls
@Reficuls 10 лет назад
oh I'm not starring in a movie, I'm an unfortunate side character in someone's movie.
@andrewcrawford8922
@andrewcrawford8922 8 лет назад
Fight, flight, or "oh shite!" (Alternately sight.)
@Sp1n1985
@Sp1n1985 10 лет назад
Darwin awards
@DaylightDigital
@DaylightDigital 10 лет назад
2:45 One does not simply walk into Mordor. One drives into Mordor while screaming, "Bullshit!!!"
@JWMCMLXXX
@JWMCMLXXX 8 лет назад
Cody's weird endplate character voice is probably my least favorite thing about this channel. Just throwin that out there.
@darkartsdabbler2407
@darkartsdabbler2407 7 лет назад
Jason Wood cracked you doing?
@RazEdits
@RazEdits 9 лет назад
Michael Bay should put his fucking camera down.
@123HGW
@123HGW 8 лет назад
+Raz Edits uwe boll
@Frostiedkdk
@Frostiedkdk 8 лет назад
+Raz Edits why ? his moneypit is pretty big, there are extreme haters, and then there are tons of people who love his movies
@abbeykroeter
@abbeykroeter 8 лет назад
+Knn B Because tons of people have been brainwashed into not really getting into the movie. Video games that don't need much or any story (it's a game), texting, tweeting, even e-mails, and other lazy social abbreviated ways of "communicating" which have proven to make more people confused, wrongly accused, and make guesses out of context.... have made today's average person's attention span the same as a fly. Those types have multiplied, mistaking the "no worries" behavior as "cool", and watch movies jawing away with conversation, chewing one of the loudest foods (popcorn) with mouths open, using their cell phone, coming in late to the film, and various mixes of all the above distractions. THAT'S why "tons" of people love Bay's movies; they aren't really watching the movies! They can look up at any time during their shallow world of distractions, see an explosion, and think it's good. Michael Bay's films have gotten away with exciting people into buying a ticket because the trailers show big things happening. After the film, viewers aren't even sure what happened. Then they use that same attitude to glaze over good films and disturb others actually trying to enjoy it. Yeah, he should put down the camera.
@abbeykroeter
@abbeykroeter 8 лет назад
+Raz Edits Him and others insisting on the brainless over-use of handheld camera work, constant low-light close-ups, and insisting on the descending bass note with everything that happens in the trailer. The fight scenes are sometimes ridiculous, obviously shot by someone never in a fight. It's not THAT shaky. Jesus! I've been in many, trained for MMA before it got popular, and wrestled all my life. If things are that shaky and unbalanced up close or inside a fight, you're probably losing all of them. Can they just shoot a good film? I wish they would quit with the tricks and make films that keep you really glued to them, so you forget you're in the theater. So many directors get away with that cheap shot laziness because many viewers are used to video games, just like the director. Nothing wrong with getting IDEAS from the games, but for f---'s sake stop making the films even LESS realistic by making them look like good video games.... which still don't look nearly as good as real life. It's a backwards step.
@KraigFang
@KraigFang 9 лет назад
I really enjoy watching your videos. Thank you for the laughs! All I can say is... More! More! More!!!
@specialkatielee
@specialkatielee 8 лет назад
I've definitely had nightmares where I'm in the position of the driver in the last video.
@panscentralexpresspresents4733
+specialkatielee Me fucking too. and I can't really steer and the break doesnt work unless i push hard but i cant get in the driver seat!!
@IrishJohn101
@IrishJohn101 10 лет назад
How does driving irresponsibly beat laughing at an avalanche? Or are the Russians held to a different crazy standard then we are?
@MilesBader
@MilesBader 10 лет назад
At least in the case of the avalanche, it was probably too late to run away, and the guy probably realized that... So why not laugh? The guy in the car, on the other hand, was just a full-on idiot. He _chose_ to do what he was doing.... >
@calska140
@calska140 5 лет назад
As a Russian he has probably survived bigger avalanches. He was laughing out of relief that it was a baby one
@likeastarbaby
@likeastarbaby 10 лет назад
links to original vids would have been cool
@ILuvKonata
@ILuvKonata 10 лет назад
Ahh... Cracked videos always make me smile.
@Jeff-jw9jt
@Jeff-jw9jt 8 лет назад
I can't stop watching these Cracked videos. Send help.
@wwaxwork
@wwaxwork 10 лет назад
Man I think the worst part of that wildfire one was all the people just parked, standing by their cars watching the fire, at least the idiots recording it were driving away.
@ThePhantomFanatic
@ThePhantomFanatic 10 лет назад
Oh my God I actually rolled my eyes
@mbriancohen
@mbriancohen 9 лет назад
Where can I find the vid of the dude punching the guy in the mask?
@averyripetomato9016
@averyripetomato9016 8 лет назад
One doesn't simply walk into mordor one drives in screaming oh SH#!
@sufianabuahmad7781
@sufianabuahmad7781 10 лет назад
Well the number of subscribers is increasing so thats good
@Fermenstein
@Fermenstein 10 лет назад
I actually like this show more than equals three now. Weekly episodes please!
@OverdosedDrop
@OverdosedDrop 10 лет назад
can you read? if the answer is yes allow me to introduce you to: www.cracked.com/ can't read? if the answer is yes allow me to introduce you to: na.leagueoflegends.com/
@SuddenlyAllie
@SuddenlyAllie 10 лет назад
OverdosedDrop So liking both makes me an idiot in your opinion?
@OverdosedDrop
@OverdosedDrop 10 лет назад
sigh.. it was a joke mate.
@SuddenlyAllie
@SuddenlyAllie 10 лет назад
i know, but still XD
@ShunShinimaru
@ShunShinimaru 9 лет назад
that was beautiful footage of the fires
@TwoGoblinsInATrenchCoat
@TwoGoblinsInATrenchCoat 6 лет назад
"One does not simply walk into Mordor. One drives into More I while screaming: OH SH**!"
@benbrown1431
@benbrown1431 9 лет назад
woah you went like full dark at the end there
@FaeriePrincex
@FaeriePrincex 6 лет назад
tbh this footage is pretty great because you can show it to the ambos when they come to collect the people injured
@justsierraok
@justsierraok 6 лет назад
I believe in documenting everything. Yessssssss
@hackfraud7842
@hackfraud7842 10 лет назад
Pretentious teenager who dosnt want to live in this planet any more in 3..2...1..
@AbyssalDrake88
@AbyssalDrake88 10 лет назад
That may have been the best endplate I have seen him do.
@adamcastelsay
@adamcastelsay 9 лет назад
The last clip was from a student car with pedals on both sides
@PurrZombied
@PurrZombied 9 лет назад
Student cars have wheels and pedals on both sides. That guy had cruise control on while sitting in the passenger seat holding the wheel.
@Damocles54
@Damocles54 6 лет назад
Our drivers ed car only had a passenger side brake pedal, that was it
@madisonrankin1458
@madisonrankin1458 3 года назад
We now call this, "Fight, Flight, or Freeze"
@CrusadeingKevin
@CrusadeingKevin 7 лет назад
The two people that crashed! 😂😂
@jaynedavis3388
@jaynedavis3388 5 лет назад
My dad & I used to drive directly at storms when I was a kid taking along whoever else was in the car (we really should have let my sister out). This was 30yrs ago, well before even video cameras were that common but we are Australian (it’s like Russian but with more swearing)
@zekegreen8712
@zekegreen8712 4 года назад
"Don't worry, they're fine." I wasn't worried until you said that...
@ImAnotherFreak
@ImAnotherFreak 8 лет назад
This girl who used to be my roommate posts videos of herself singing along to music while driving on her snapchat story...
@ThrainnG94
@ThrainnG94 10 лет назад
No After Hours this month or just not up yet?
@MurasakiBunny
@MurasakiBunny 10 лет назад
#2 - I was literally WISHING that would happen, and it did.
@outrageous-alex
@outrageous-alex 7 лет назад
Mcdonalds burned down here, grease fire flames jumping all around it, people were fucking running TOWARDS it and taping it in the parking lot...
@EnvisionerWill
@EnvisionerWill 4 года назад
2:14 - I'm pretty sure that moment was "the invention of the Iphone", or technically "the commercial viability of the Iphone as a mass-market product".
@rami_ungar_writer
@rami_ungar_writer 10 лет назад
This is why I rarely do selfies, and never film them.
@XantroyX
@XantroyX 10 лет назад
Love the jacket.
@tbmckinley11
@tbmckinley11 3 года назад
Jack, seen here recording the audio on speaker
@Cosmicevergreen
@Cosmicevergreen 10 лет назад
My eyes can't stop rolling
@Jessica-dw7lx
@Jessica-dw7lx 10 лет назад
which video was #2 it started at 3:00?
@anjetto1
@anjetto1 10 лет назад
LANDSCAPE MODE!
@dudepool7530
@dudepool7530 5 лет назад
ive literally had nightmares about being in the position of #1, though they never do explain how i find myself driving a car from the passenger seat.
@mattjohnson2386
@mattjohnson2386 3 года назад
Wow whats the third how about there are 5 fight flight freeze posture and submit I thought u did some research
@malseed237
@malseed237 7 лет назад
this dude's beard doesn't suit it. Also he looks like he's being held hostage and made to film.
@NeatoDorito
@NeatoDorito 7 лет назад
How is the audio in this video so bad? It was only 2.5 years ago.
@neomcghee
@neomcghee 9 лет назад
Unless cracked is having budget problems...let someone else have tome in front of the camera mr editor in chief.
@djm.o.d.9376
@djm.o.d.9376 10 лет назад
I want a link to #2 vid and a story or something XD
@joesomers3949
@joesomers3949 5 лет назад
My eyeball have fallen out of their socket.
@ThatPurpleGirl81
@ThatPurpleGirl81 7 лет назад
So it's Fight or Flight...or Film.
@ferafish213
@ferafish213 8 лет назад
Yes, we as a species are totally going downhill now that we can film ourselves. It's not like people didn't used to do really stupid shit before. It's not like bear-baiting was ever a thing. It's not like people participated in dangerous, possibly deadly sports for fame and glory. It's not like we have portraits that rich dudes paid lots of money and invested a fair bit of time to posing for hanging as examples of art. Everyone likes attention, and seeks it out a fair bit. Main difference now is, rather than the story circulating to a small audience for a short while before fading, we have the internet, which is a large audience who won't let you forget that thing you did. Ever. And we have proof it happened, rather than some dudes dubious claim.
@seanmadson8524
@seanmadson8524 8 лет назад
+Fera Fish Indeed, the implication that just recording something you are observing or experiencing is wrong is highly debatable. I for one found the last clip of the guy sitting in the passenger seat to be the most fitting example of what this video was trying to relate, but some of the other examples seemed completely out of place, just clips of people recording something amazing or unusual (for instance the plane, what's wrong with recording a video after you get off & are waiting for people to come get you?).
@ChickenOfAwesome
@ChickenOfAwesome 10 лет назад
This is what happens when the world gets too safe. Pre-health and safety, THESE were the people who would have forgotten to 'mind the gap' or not thought to 'stay well back from ledge' or just plain starved to death because they were too stupid to not eat the red berries that just killed their friend. By giving them warnings, and airbags, and holding their hands through this dangerous world we are effectively discontinuing natural selection. Though we do get some funny videos out of it, so maybe its a fair trade. Plus, come the apocalypse these guys will be great zombie fodder - just tell them to film the horde for posterity while you run like hell.
@TheNewFlutist
@TheNewFlutist 10 лет назад
2:02 Good question. I'm starting to think no...
@jefferysparks4431
@jefferysparks4431 10 лет назад
no song?
@9465anders
@9465anders 9 лет назад
Too much of the annoying dude, and not enough of the subject matter !
@saint.bambino
@saint.bambino 9 лет назад
Darin Andersen Nahhh
@gennesta9296
@gennesta9296 9 лет назад
You bit your tongue Darin ! This man is hilarious !!
@gennesta9296
@gennesta9296 9 лет назад
bite
@crissgospag1700
@crissgospag1700 8 лет назад
You guys are a millimetre away from crossing that line. CRACKED©➡️📍 🚧🚩Lawsuut
@thatdapperfellow
@thatdapperfellow 6 лет назад
I have a recurring nightmare where I have to drive a car from the passenger seat. What's that dude thinking?
@vegitobeenbossing1790
@vegitobeenbossing1790 10 лет назад
Make a after hours of adventure time and explain how princes bubblegum is evil
@JW-yp9yj
@JW-yp9yj 8 лет назад
Duh.. the last one took me a second to realize he's in the wrong seat. Assumed, another country, wheels on the right side sometimes.... yes, I missed the last 4-5 seconds of him showing the dashboard in front of him.
@PsiCorps85
@PsiCorps85 7 лет назад
The people who filmed baby penguins getting killed should have intervened.
@bobbluered8984
@bobbluered8984 9 лет назад
Ow... my eyeballs wee sprained...
@DorfenThomas
@DorfenThomas 10 лет назад
Where do you find these people???
@walmartgreeterenergy7512
@walmartgreeterenergy7512 7 лет назад
Jack your becoming more and more homeless everyday and I love it Ps or a hippy
@AlexanderDanje
@AlexanderDanje 10 лет назад
That guy in the end, where's the rest of the film?
@kodomoshawn6729
@kodomoshawn6729 4 года назад
If you're in the middle of a disaster natural or otherwise that is out of your control, I can understand why you'd think "may as well record this in case I survive." Can you imagine surviving some crazy shit and having people call you a liar the rest of your life because "where's your proof?" Although if you're driving a car and some crazy shit happens you should have a passenger hold the camera, or get a dash cam just in case.
@Shadowdadman
@Shadowdadman 10 лет назад
One would think natural selection would take care of them, but some how through courage, bravery, blind luck, and possibly a numb sense that something is danger combined together to keep these people alive.
@localhazard
@localhazard 8 лет назад
I actually had to ice my eye balls...
@venod3134
@venod3134 7 лет назад
"I wish i could pinpoint the moment when we as a species, decided we were all starring in our own movie, and nothing around us is real." JOB...
@ericr6774
@ericr6774 7 лет назад
Did anyone else see the flash of purple at about 1:37 when the cameraman was about to get hit by the avalanche?
@sinloi2675
@sinloi2675 6 лет назад
There is a third response and that's to freeze. In fact most people are more likely to do so when in danger.
@EnvisionerWill
@EnvisionerWill 6 лет назад
#2's failure to get herself killed is a tragic failure of Darwinism. (And I have sure missed hearing Jack say the phrase "eyeball cords".)
@bobbob2932
@bobbob2932 6 лет назад
The plane crash one wasn't really stupid. It wasn't during the crash, it was after she got off safely. I'm sure she was pretty overwhelmed emotionally anyway.
@bubbapacha7672
@bubbapacha7672 7 лет назад
how many editors in chief do crackec have
@darkartsdabbler2407
@darkartsdabbler2407 7 лет назад
bubba pacha umm...one?
@peterka4440
@peterka4440 8 лет назад
2.53 - dudes driving car through san diego fires....drive past a guy taking a selfie in front of them
@devindelgrego4500
@devindelgrego4500 6 лет назад
Coming live from the black gate! There are orcs everywhere.
@TheFlameStarCinema
@TheFlameStarCinema 10 лет назад
I would boost the bass on the audio
@manabe2237
@manabe2237 10 лет назад
Hey made it here b4 301+ views :D
@Hexen_Wulf
@Hexen_Wulf 8 лет назад
Funny voice != comedy
@TheChuckwagonLite
@TheChuckwagonLite Год назад
My eyes
@a.z.foreman74
@a.z.foreman74 8 лет назад
Ditch the beard
@Bethgael
@Bethgael 6 лет назад
Fight, Flight, Freeze... or Fotograph? Wait....
@trevorsloan7586
@trevorsloan7586 7 лет назад
it was probably a skylar
@AdamInBoise
@AdamInBoise 7 лет назад
People have always thought they were the eternal, invulnerable center of their own universes. This is just a natural progression. Some outgrow or evolve past it, but not many.
@Cokoro955
@Cokoro955 9 лет назад
I didn't get the last one
@platinumraven118
@platinumraven118 3 года назад
Or the video of her after the airplabe crash was to simultaneously show all of her friend's and family that she was okay after her plane FUCKING CRASHED.
@Djorgal
@Djorgal 10 лет назад
3:17 : Well, that's what worries me.
@thickmclargehuge4448
@thickmclargehuge4448 10 лет назад
thumbs up for the phrase "Bio-Logical Hordor,"
@alexnurzia721
@alexnurzia721 7 лет назад
Fight, Flight, or Film
@gekkobear2
@gekkobear2 9 лет назад
#1 - run or probably die. #2 - #3 - don't do that or probably die. #4 - stupid, don't do that or maybe die. #5 - stupid, don't do that or maybe die. Oh, I skipped a statement on #2? Ok. #2... you already survived; there's no reason to run, fight, or really do much of anything special. It's not like actions now will prevent the plane crash that already occurred. Maybe pick something else for #2. It doesn't seem to fit. Unless you're arguing she was the pilot, and taking selfies as the plane crashed. Feel free to read the above in the same tone as the guy in the video... seems to work pretty well.
@vgfian
@vgfian 8 лет назад
If you guys look at 2:50 ish you can see real life ghost rider! :D
@KimdraStBiryukova
@KimdraStBiryukova 7 лет назад
Is it Crack'ed'ing, or Crack'ding? This video made me throw up my hands a bunch of times and yell "What are you DOING?!" I have turned into an overly worried mother, and the idiots of the internet are my accidental and unwanted children. Dammit.
@johnnyvivic8730
@johnnyvivic8730 7 лет назад
Reminds me of my mom. Recently she has proven that she does indeed love me, but I think she is a little overprotective. I live alone, but I got into a motorcycle accident nearly six months ago, and, without going into detail, she is much, much more aware of my existence, and I get the feeling she now believes she must be more a part of my life in order for me to stay safe. Even to the point of trying to regulate it. It's annoying, but hey, the point is I've been on the receiving end of this as an adult.
@laniftallon
@laniftallon 10 лет назад
lol the plane crash will disappear if she doesn't document it. Did you sneak that in there on purpose?
@unorthodoxJ
@unorthodoxJ 10 лет назад
I thought this would be film makers whose careers need to just die already.
@shawnnoyes2776
@shawnnoyes2776 7 лет назад
How did you miss how TERRIFYING the person filming the 'music video' looks? -Shawn
@xgray2012
@xgray2012 10 лет назад
Dear God, what has become of us?!?!
@bubbabitty5438
@bubbabitty5438 6 лет назад
The fur in his face makes him look homeless
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