50 Things You NEVER Hear Smash Players Say 

Here’s one thing you never hear smash players say: “The GSP system is the best version of online yet”

Little Z: "this isn't one of my best characters."

“let’s turn stage hazards on!”

I've got a great one: "This guy spams a LOT. It's actually working against me, which probably means I need to get better at punishing predictable options. Thanks for helping me learn, online Ness!"

“Yes, I gimped a little Mac at 0%. I feel bad, I’ll give him a homie stock.”

"Sure, you can main the same character I main."

"Oh he used kamikaze, I'll give him a homie stock"

“Zoners are fun to fight” or “it’s good that u lose more gsp then when you lose then less when you win”

Without watching the video yet: "I just got out of the shower, bro can you hand me the deodorant?"

"Let's convert these replays into videos before the update!"

Mario main: "Oh, he's offstage. Maybe I shouldn't go for a spike. I'll use the Down-B to control the stage."

“I’m an olimar main and I have at least two friends” how many that aren’t pikmin?

“ I main ice climber” And other jokes you can tell yourself.

"Nice, I got Pit offstage, and he can't recover!"

"I just feel like there isn't enough Fire Emblem representation in Smash..."

(Playing Great Cave Offensive) “This won’t take long.”

Bonus Answer: “Fine, I’ll stop being toxic”

You forgot: "Oh no, my favorite character didn't get revealed! Well, that's okay, I'm just happy for the people who wanted this one."

3:12 - "Say what you want about ESAM, boy does he have a full head of hair"

“You shouldn’t use deodorant to clean yourself, take a proper shower”

“Don’t you agree the King. K Rool is the easiest character to spike?”

"ROB dittos are the most hype matches in the entire game."

You missed: "Hey did you know your main got nerfed?" "Oh finally! It was way too easy to win in Elite Smash!"

“Ness is SUCH a fun character to play against”

"I prefer Melee but you can play any game you want." Ouch.

"almost ready for the smash tournament. I was just... having a shower" that alone earns a like

"Joker is the weakest character in the game, they need to buff him"

"Sakurai's a really lazy game developer, he should be working harder."

“PK fire is not annoying”

I love how they can't even keep a straight face on half of these

"I took a shower" "I got a girlfriend"

“It’s hilarious when people t-bag online!”

0:53 "I wish Ganondorf had a worse recovery." As a Ganondorf main, this hurts.

"Fine ill stop spamming" "Pk fire Sucks" "Ganon is broken" "Pikachu is balanced" "I so good at this GAME!!" "Im better than mkleo" "Online actually isnt that bad" LOL you cant tell me im wrong

Fun fact: I’ve actually used the switches music mode when my phone died in my car

"I actually main MALE Robin." "I actually main MALE Byleth." "Man, I got really excited when I saw the Byleth reveal." "Banjo is the best character in the game."

"I main male corrin" Wise choice pal

“That wasn’t a good back air” This had me dying 🤣

“I want a fun game, lets both play Simon or Richter”

You missed: "Man, I love Little Mac's recovery"

Here's another one.. "My favorite stage is 75mm!"

1:43 it should’ve just cut when he said “hi. I’m an oilmar main.”

"I main sonic, but he really needs more options for spamming."

"I'm gonna play Bowser Jr. today!"

"I really love playing against Ness online, he's such an honest opponent"

“I like people over 18”

Girls: where are the pockets in female clothing? I can’t even fit my phone in this thing... Boys: 4:31

"I love using Little Mac's recovery, It has a lot of vertical distance, it's unpredictable, and its one of the best in the game. Same for Ganondorf".

"I have fun playing smash even though I keep losing most of the time. I'm not even mad. It's just a game. Totally don't care at all. Like, at all." edit: to all the "uM, aCtUaLly" comments, you ain't smash players at all if you don't care about winnin'.

"you know, i actually main male corrin" pretty much everything hurt my brain in this video, but that one hurt my soul

“I just recovered with little Mac”

"World of light is such an improvement over Subspace Emissary"

“I was having a shower” -Hop Cat 2020

“Yes my character got nerfed! Now I’ll have to get better to win!”

I'll be streaming when this video goes up! www.twitch.tv/hopcat come make my chat explode

"I respect the age of consent, as it is a societal norm made to protect the underdeveloped and relatively easily manipulated minds of our youth."

"Hi I'm a olimar main with two friends" "Oh, hello, I'm a young link player with no friends"

"I wont talk to this girl because she underage"

“Why can’t every games online system be as good as Smash”

“Man I’m glad ganondorf didn’t get buffed he’s so op”

"Aw man, a captain falcon? This games gonna be lame"

"let's take a shower before I go to my local tournament"

Little Z “this is one of my worst characters”

I genuinely like seeing “Insert literally any character” online

"Sonic is the least campy character in the game and requires full skill"

“I was just taking a shower” that hit close to home

“0:00-0:10 I prefer a Joycon in my hand” Already to a great start.

"Ugh why cant Sonic be faster than this?" "Y'know Donkey Kong really could use another spike option." "Dude, I am REALLY good at edgeguarding with Little Mac." "There's really no drawback to using Flare Blitz at the ledge!" "I sure wish Young Link had better projectile options." "Using Shulk is easy! I NEVER input the wrong Monado Art i need!" "Its not fair! Why do Ike and Cloud have such big hitboxes on their Smash attacks?!" *picks Ganondorf "I sure am impressed by the amount of damage i can deal with Sheik now! Melee Sheik? Kill potential? Wtf are you going on about?" "I love maining Jigglypuff! Her shield is great. Never breaks on me!" "Its kinda unfair how godly King Dedede's air speed is!" "Why cant Palutena have a better Nair?" "Bowser has a better run speed than any other heavyweight except Ridley/Charizard. HE IS FASTER ON THE GROUND THAN PICHU, AN ACTUAL MOUSE. Bowser has a better air speed than any other heavyweight except Captain Falcon, Wario, Yoshi and DK. HE IS FASTER IN THE SKY THAN FALCO, A LITERAL BIRD. He is the heaviest character in the game..... FEELS BALANCED TO ME!!" : )

"I only main (character) because they look cool"

"You know, I prefer melee but you can play any game you want" The fact that line is in this video and no one can fight its validity is actually pathetic.

Z: “stop filming me!” Hop: “... you didn’t hit the tech...” 😂😂😂

Now I feel bad because I love the sword characters.

"Little Mac has such a good recovery"

Day 2 asking for hopmat the wii fit trainer amiibo.

“You know, I prefer Melee, but you can play any game you want” Huzzah, a man of quality!

"At least I'll be out of the combo soon" Little Z 2020

"this is such a loving and safe community"

1:37 But... I do miss smash tour (No joke it was like Mario party combined with smash and I loved it)

"I want Little Mac to be worse" "Little Mac has GREAT aerials!" "Little Mac is so good" "I can't gimp Little Mac" Continue?

"I'm not attracted to underage children", this one is more for the pro players though

Me:”I main Male Corrin.” Dad:”Why are the FBI outside son?”

"I main male Corrin" lmao.

"Items and final smashes should be allowed in competitive because they add another level of complexity that makes the game more enjoyable."

"I main Joker because I love Persona 5"

"50 Things You NEVER Hear Smash Players Say" yes officer, she was of legal age

One thing they'll never say is "how old are you?"

1:24 That is the *worst* reason to main G&W, and it offended me as a G&W main.

"Wow, this Hero is SO GOOD!"

"Damn, make the Great Cave Offensive a legal stage already"

5:30 “why did u c*m” xD

All Male Corrin players: “Excuse me what?”

"Fire Emblem characters are so hype"

"Jab jab Powerdunk as Terry is an awful combo that has no kill power."

You forgot to add this one: “I play Ness but I’ve never used PK Fire because it’s a hard move to spam with”

"Thunderjolt is a useless projectile." "Samus should be buffed again." "Mr. Game and Watch's shield is so easy to pressure." "Lucario is definetly the strongest of the Pokemon fighters." "Quickplay Jokers have so much skill." "Donkey Kong is so hard to hit, he must have the best disadvantage in the game!" "I love maining Mii Swordfighter, he's such a solid, non-cheesy character that's still not overshadowed by the 20 other swordfighters the game has."

0:00 “I actually Preper Flaying...”

“parries are so rewarding” me, an hbox connoisseur: *ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THAT*

Here's something smash players never say: "man this online Zelda has a very respectable play style!"

"I actually main... Male Corrin." That one got me.

4:38 Don’t laugh, I’ve actually done something like that once, lol. Though I didn’t stick it in my pocket and I only did it because ipod battery was dead and the charge cables were somehow missing.