60 JAMES HETFIELD DAD JOKES (& moments) 

"I'm sure it didn't hurt... Well, sometimes it hurts."

The penguin joke is legitimately extremely funny!

He’s been the king of dad jokes even before he was a dad! James is literally awesome! I love him ❤

5:20 I love how the guy's megadeth joke flew over his head

The seal joke is amazing, and of course papa bird ❤

Reporter: How long has the band been together as Metallica? James: Uhm.. Since we started. 🤣🤣😂😂

0:30 Kirk’s very genuine confused “what??” 😂

3:13 - 3:42 this reminds me of when squidward gets the boo and people cheering at spongebob

Love that dude. As a musician and as a person.

He has the same "I'm getting in to trouble" giggle that my son has.

7:22 "the billboard music awards artist of the year is:" "Us, see ya"

Didn't think I could love James more. I was wrong. Great video.

He always looks so genuine when he jokes and his sense of humor hasn't changed in forty years, haha! Not a mere man but an example to follow. And the cuts were fucking hilarious, cheers rozallica!

Another great example of a metal dude being funny and awesome. See metal haters, metal people can have a great time

2:21 james's AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA gets me every time

if these guys put out a funny comical album it would sell like hotcakes tell me im wrong pretty hilarious

you must've dug reeeaally deep for some of these clips. I've never seen a majority of these. couldn't stop laughing my ass off!

3:55 freaking killed me

I saw Metallica in 2021 and after the show and they are all throwing out picks and stuff he pretended his fly was down, made the whole crowd laugh lol

7:53 holly shit lars totally is a jesse pinkman double

kirk's face when he says "Open legs for a different view" like: "That's....not the lyrics 🤨" 😂😂😂

Nice Talking Heads reference. : D Psycho kill 'em all.

Ahhh this is sooo good and the editing is on point! I was laughing sm watching this at 4am 💀 Also do you happen to know what video the #15 clip is from?

How long have you been together? Since we started😀🚧

Such a great compilation lol

7:29 HE SOUNDS ROBOTIC 😭

Please please more videos like this of James Hetfield ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ I love his goofy fun personality 🥰🥰🥰🥰

Therapist: James Birdfield is not real he can’t hurt you Me: 10:43

This is punk metal head humor. I love it. It is even insulting. Perfect.

okay but that in tents jokes are kinda made me laugh 😭😭😭

Awwww! How much we love you James! And please don't step on the fireworks shit again please 😂

This is so damn "In Tents", I just can't stop replaying "Penguin Joke", "The Girl You Blew", and "Open Legs"; speaking thereof, it's also crazy how Lars has been between James' legs for 40+ years! 🤘🤪🤘

Its funny watching their earliest interviews. They're basically still kids.

Cresci e envelheci ouvindo este cara, para mim, nunca vai ter uma banda como esta neste planeta terra...salve james

another rozallica masterpiece ❤️

this is my personal heaven

some of these are so funny, loved their music since i was three so followed them on and off over the years, havent seen a good chunk of these. The Mustaine impression omg

The thumbnail is legit 😂

"You don't know Kong Fu" 😂😂😂😂

5:31: Kirk Hammett: w o t

It must have been quite a bit of work compiling this. Nice!

7:30 was in Hungary. :D

"since we started" and then that smile lol

2:30 Help💀😭💀😭

Literalmente,esta banda me hace bien...llevaba tiempo sin reírme así. Gracias chicos,i love James. ❤🙌🤘

6:27 2 bit james ‼️

7:29 fun fact that sign is hungarian and so am i. MetallicA fuck yeah

Hiw dare you not have him knocking that dude out with that scare prank! Lol

He's so easygoing and funny 🤣

At one with the dessert😅❤hope it was as good for you, as for your hair!😅wish you many more Ancient of days James 🤘🎰🤘

Of Wolfgang and Man has been one of my favorites since I got what it actually means

Nothing escapes James😂🎉

Kirks face the entire time hes on camera....😂

10:42 just me who hear the royalty free ukulele at like 1% volume?

What a great cumpilation !

Took me a second to get the penguin joke, but that was pretty funny. LOL at a lot of these.

2:18 I guess that was the end of the line

The dude is a king of metaphors

The condom one always fucking kills me lmao

Grandpa Het is the best!

4:06: Idk why but this always makes me crack up

i loved this vid

🇺🇲💪Happy Birthday weekend, Papa Het! 🤘

7:20 what the hell. James looks here like Postal Dude :O

7:28 Hungarian jumpscare (stg every single video I watch has a snippet of hungary in it, wth ;-;)

Happy birthday jamie het

got to sing him happy birthday at new jersey last friday

0:41 kirks face

7:49 im deadddd 😭😭😭

James was telling Dad Jokes way before Justice.

2:14 “not again” 😭😭

WHERE IS THE CLIP AT 9:07 FROM

If my memory serves me right, the "whale vagina" joke is from Anchorman.

Now it’s time to joke about Metallica Mama said, “Am I Savage?” Mama said, “Shoot me Again” Mama said, “Nothing Else Matters” Mama said, “Fight Fire With Fire” Mama said, “Don’t Tread on Me” Mama said, “Jump in the Fire” Mama said, “Ride The Lightning” Mama said, “To Live Is To Die” Mama said, “Dream No More” Mama said, “Shadows Follow” Mama said, “Escape” Mama Said, “Hit The Lights” Mama said, “You Must Burn” Mama said, “Here Comes Revenge” Mama said, “Purify” Mama said, “Atlas, Rise!” Mama said, “Seek And Destroy”

James kurt cobain joke was really dark darker than my skin💀💀💀

5:28 Real funny

My idol is so funny ❤😂

happy birthday fra norge

YOO?? YOU AROSE BACK FROM THE DEAD

7:50 😂😂😂

bro made racist joke about Asians INFRONT OF KIRK. A ASIAN MAN💀💀

Is there a hotter man???! No…His dad jokes make him 10 times hotter. Just saw him in Montreal, AMAZING AND HOT AF 🔥

He became the dad he never had

Good point James, someone has to do it right👿😎😈

ABSOLFUKINLUTLY AMAZING!!!🤘 AMAZING HETFIELD!!!

Kind man, but a walking joke! 😂

Watching this after seeing the last night

It's the accent'😂🎉

Ready in One😅

we need a full version of "You're a dick"

you not including the full "yo mama" clip was criminal

Ever since I watched 'In the the year and a half in the life of Metallica' for (he did an impression) I always thought he would make a great cowardly lion from The wizard of Oz.

🤘👍🤘🤘🤘❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️😁😁🎸🎸🎸🎸🎸🎸🎸🎸🎸🎸🎸🎸🎸⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡ vive Metallica et heureusement qu'ils ont existé dans ma vie je les ai suivis du début à maintenant j'avais 10 ans au début quand j'ai connu Metallica j'ai 50 ans je les adore j'aime cette field c'est dommage que je ne t'ai jamais connu mais je t'aurais toujours écouter est tous les groupes Lars Kurt ect...❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤🤘

Is this the same channel that did the 57th birthday for James too? Because I remember!😃

I miss when Metallica used to put out all the tuning room videos.

I love the strip club joke. hahaha

James should wear the mascot for halloween👿

Wait is 39. Hungarian? I saw the word tilos

click on this video and get an ad with James Hetfield in it

juust like a vile diaper!