654 - Safari Week 2023 is about to go nuts. (my yearly stupid Safari Week announcement skit) 

You didn't get it? Let me explain. You see, the Safari Week skit I uploaded this year is me playing a character named Cal Zone doing a parody of this ad for a mobile game about buying land in the metaverse featuring a Snapchat-filtered face who looks like a cryptobro Luigi and

Thank you for letting Cal Zone back out of his cryogenical frozen state to upload that Masterpiece. 100/5

The Cal Zone metaverse part brought me closer to death. Have a fun safari week!

Its about to go *DING DONG*

I came for the launch of Safari Week, but I stayed for the launch of Cal Zone's rap career - and my new ringtone.

A week of Absol videos??! Best week of the year

Atlas earth parody on point 👍 probably took longer to make than it seems

this was everything i was hoping for and more. thank you for the amazing skit and all the incredible work you do, cal zone

Your tweet brought me here, and i left with more questions than answers. Goodluck to everyone this safari week!!!

My first safari week, I'm very excited to fail all my shiny catches!

This year I am going to flee the shinies before the shinies can flee me

"ITS ABOUT TO GO [ding dong]" - killed me

I never realized Absol was a Vinesauce fan, how fitting that this reveal arrives after the Binyot hits 1mil! Now extended version WHEN, we need a Burger King mashup STAT

Ohhhh boy "Atlas Earth" struck here too? It was a pretty good parody though! I just can't get it out of my head.

these get weirder every year can't wait for the straight up surrealist announcement next year

atlas earth skit was hilarious, never took you as a vinny fan lol happy safari week!

Man the hunt im doing currently (turtwig starter in Bdsp) is taking up soo much time that ill likely miss safari week which sucks, however good luck to you all!

Cal Zone bravo 🎉that was beautiful i shed tears

Haha "Cal Zone" that's pretty funny. Best of luck on your safari week. This is my first ever one I'll be participating in, I'm so excited to start my hunt in Kanto tomorrow. Leaf green here we go! Weegee time!

hes not about to go nuts, hes already nuts

I think you should include an atlas earth parody into every video from now on. change the level 100 gauntlet intro to an atlas earth parody

I watched the video Cal parodied, and somehow that makes it even more chaotic

Yassified Cal Zone dropping bars is just what we needed to keep morale up this Safari Week

its been 7 months now and its still stuck in my head, thanks Cal Zone

Happy safari week everyone! Good luck!

I promise to follow all of the safari rules! May everyone have the best safari week!

this is a fever dream

that atlus earth parody is the most beautiful thing I've ever seen

Jokes on you Absol, I've been in the Great Marsh for over two years and haven't been able to leave.

i may not have gotten a single reference but that skit was still beautiful, 10/10 safari week took me by surprise this year! if i do participate, itll be super casually. zeldas still got a strong hold on my attention

good luck to everyone participating! :D

I just got out of the gym to see this absolute banger news

Thanks Cal Zone, that was very informative.

Your content is criminally underrated, keep up the amazing work

Wasn't expecting a Crypto Luigi reference in an Absolblogs video but hey-ho...

Can’t wait

I dropped out of my first safari week pretty early as I wasn’t prepared for it lmao. Looking forward to giving it a better shot next time around, with another cartridge to hunt in!

Per my Safari Zone alignment chart, I will be hunting in the Grand Olive Orchard (name rebel, mechanics rebel) this year.

That Totodile shirt is great!

THANK YOU!!!!!! I am obsessed with Crypto Luigi

Yesss was waiting for this glorious announcement! Truly the official holiday of the shiny hunter

yay started my wooper hunt already

Excited prepped to get my own safari week stream started this year 😆 Thank you inspiring me to get involved

that was incredible my ears will never be the same

Here we go!

Let's gooooooooo! This year i finish my shiny chikorita hunt in Crystal from before covid while yall all stream about losing shinies! Can't wait!

always love seeing the safari week anouncement videos i've been feeling a bit unwell recently but i hope i can participate this year anyway! gotta find some guys

Happy safari week y’all!!!

Cal Zone with the BEATS!!!! Might be my new ringtone from now on! Happy safari, best of luck to everyone!!

Been waiting for this, gonna have to be lax the first three days, but the rest of the week is gonna go nuts

Loved Cal’s bit!! I’ll be finally donning my safari gear to search for nidorans in leaf green and phanpy/natu in Ruby!!

Wishing you luck on that Carnivine! Hopefully it’s kinder to you than it was to me!

Love ya bro

Just watched Cal Zones announcement while eating a calzone for full immersion

Best announcement video yet. Can't wait to register so many Pokémon to vote!

Here we go! Good luck everyone ✨

Omgomgomg so excited!!! We need a 10 hour version of that song to play on stream 😂

Got myself a BDSP Marill just the other day at 1104 REs! It was late at night but luckily I only had my Rosalia in my party so that it can attract shinies rather than scare them off like those ghost types.

i feel like i just got shot with a tranquilizer, that rap section straight up made my brain blank and fast-forward, that was very cursed thank you

that cal zone track was fire!! let him cook!!

Let’s get hunting 💪🏻💪🏻

I'm going to be hunting anything in the great marsh in Shining Pearl. Let's see what I will fail.

Super excited!!

This will be my first safari week that i participate in

Hey thanks Matt

Man I am so hyped!

This will be my first safari week with my first time being in the Safari since sinnoh dex completion in shining pearl

A week of ABSOL videos !!!!! The amazing safari zone announcement 😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆

i was just watching your past safari zone videos earlier today........... twas a sign that mr zone was fast approaching

I love this

You’re basically becoming unstoppable. Cal just ripped this thing to shreds, this belongs in the halls of forever knowledge of Pokémon

So excited to hunt in Safari zone this week! I'm doing fire red and leaf green as well as brilliant diamond and shining pearl and maybe the following week I will do emerald!

DING DONG ‼️🗣

There's a real art to Cal Zone dodging below the falling sunglasses

So Cal Zone can't even bring a calzone into the Safari Zone with him in case he gets hungry, what a shame

Put that on the music playlist for stream RIGHT NOW!!!

lets go!!!! happy hunting!

Definitely gonna listen to the Safari Week rap every Safari Week! XD

When the Cal Zone album dropping

Aw yeah, Cal Zone is back! I can’t wait to finally join in this fun event and fail some shinies with y’all.

Think I'll try to participate this time, maybe go to the zoo while I'm at it

I can't wait! this will be my first one to participate in!

happy safari week! good luck everyone 🎉

Cal Zone with the 🔥🔥 bars!! Aught to change his name to Lil' Zone

Pixar dad moment

Already found a cacnea and it ran turn 1 good luck everyone this year!

Great Marsh and Hoenn for me this year!

I can't wait dude!

this is my first safari week, it’ll make the perfect addition to my bdsp shiny only run

No ghost type?!! I'm nearly a ghost gym leader at this point with all my babies ghosty!!

i cant wait im so exited to do this

I didn't expect crypto Luigi to show up on this channel of all but here we are

Alright, time to get all of my totally legit copies of Heartgold ready to run on my completely unmodified 3ds

yay!! pumped

For a moment I thought Absol was posting a video of his hunts already and thought dang... he is fast

Finally! Been waiting far 2 long!

the madman actually did it . can't wait for safari zone atlas earth to be stuck in my head for the next week

i will start hunting full force after work

Damn I always forget to set up my games for safari week

Braixen!!!!!!!!