7 Cute Pokemon Who Could Kill Everyone on Earth, Easily 

Cute pokemon that could destroy the world? How about Dusklops? It's body functions as a black hole according to it's Ruby pokedex entry. And yeah, like y'all said, black holes are bad.

Not really appropriate considering the Hurricane guys...

Thinking about that first entry: If Gardevoir creating black holes is noted in the Pokédex, that probably means it's happened before. And been observed. Damn, the Pokéverse is craaaaay.

@@jynx7788 Why would a hurricane make it inappropriate for them to post a video about pokemon destroying the world?

@@RiversEagle_ Yeah it's hurricane season there's always a disaster.

Master-Of-Dreams and him

The smallest hypothetically possible black hole is only 22 micrograms, and would instantly evaporate by Hawking radiation, rather than consuming the Earth or even the trainer. It'd also release about 2 gigajoules of energy in the process, roughly equivalent to 470 kilograms of TNT. I wonder how far away a Gardevoir can do that. It's only a thousand-pound bomb. Far side of a large town's probably safe.

Wait, are we talking about Pokemon or that girl from Future Diary now?

@@WardOfSouls Yes.

Damnit Diaz, control your temper!

I liked her 'It's hotter than the surface of the f***ing sun' myself.

look at that snoot droop

Well if it included a multiple choice question where the answer wasn’t given as a choice then it would be

@@MSte21 was about to comment that

It's a toof.

But Not Core? Weak...

Gavin Dittmar DONT forget “Its the Jonas Brothers!!”

Just got to that part. Epic

LOLZ SO TRUE BEST ELLEN JOKE YET

@@amane6967 oh gosh

Oh Jane haha

In fact all they did was half mention eevee to her to create that reaction.

Reminds me of the stories of John Wick, "if anything the stories of his accomplishments have been watered down."

if they showed her real reaction she would proceed to end all life on earth to get her hands on an eevee

I once played Pokémon Go at Wal-Mart and found out it was a community day with Eevee. I found so many Eevee’s all at once. *I cried.*

Ellen's real reaction to an Eevee is a toned-down version of my reaction to a Mew!

Pineco ?

But this other one is definitely cute and safe! Except for the part where everything it breathes towards is turned to dust, including the ground if it looks down.

Isn't that one of the new ones from Sword/Shield?

"When angered", said every Pokemon description ever.

See that dog? Yeah that dog. This baby can destroy reality and consume the world in darkness as we know it. When does it do that you may ask? Well it happens when it walks. Cute isn't it :D

Wait 'till she sees a pokemon go eevee with a flower crown, she'll DIE from adorableness

She ran so she doesn't hert it

Gigantimax Eevee is EXTRA FLOOFY!!! SO MUCH FLOOOOOOOF! Also when it yells it's so cute still...

Alex Kim *dead*

DID SHE DIE

Crap.

Time to invest in some corks...

Well a few things: A Sniper Precise drone strikes Nuclear Fire Earthquakes can be extremely weak considering its size it is unlikely to trigger anything more then something unnoticeable due to the earths mass

Me: GONNA RUN FOR MY LIFE NOW!!!!!!

@@sergeantsharkseant Ok, now say that over an exploud standing right next to you, letting of a bellow with enough vocal vibrations to shatter your skull like a wineglass

I trust you with one of these three rare powerful creatures, getting to pick one first over my own grandson. I also trust you enough to receive my mail in the neighboring town. Go, fetch my mail... Then you can get this Pokemon calculator.

Thanks for digging through my mailbox, kid. Now, go research all the creatures in this world so that I can take all the credit.

still waiting for the aparently magical place in the pokeworld where all starter pokemon are caught, seriously what the hell their never in the wild

@@thunderborn3231 PokéRadar and equivalent game mechanics can allow them to be encountered in the wild. One supposes that the starters are bred and raised in captivity anyway.

Kanto Moms: Go, my child. Return with your PokeDex, or on it.

Me too

Me three 😀

Me four 😁

Me five!

Me six And they should do a series of it

unfortunatly thats not the case magcargos body is 10,000 degrees celsius, while the core of the sun is 27 million degrees celsius so magcargo is pretty lukewarm if you compare it to the core of the sun still magcargo would make the area that they are in a lot hotter and make the ground melt or anyone that touches it. in that way magcargo is still dangerous just not on the planet destroying side.

​@@lowpointfair4653The temperature of the core of the sun is unknown. It could be the same as the surface. That is simply an estimate.

That was literally Gaara for the first half of the series. The seal holding in Shukaku basically relied on his willpower to keep the giant sand monster in check.

I cannot see the Jonas brothers in the same way ever again

@@loganre I can't see dugtrio the same way ever again

I love when I read a comment quoting the part I am currently listening to haha

it's canonically both

This made me laugh!! Its the Jonas brothers! 😂😂😂😂

That moment left me physically shookith

The delivery on that line was so perfect!

Ellen just swore. Does anyone else find this strange?

No solid, liquid, or gas should exist at these temperatures. Only plasma. It's the proper reaction.

@@jasonsorin1021 -- Not at all. I've seen her use the word fuck before, though I can't remember the specific video.

*creates another black hole to destroy the first black hole for hurting trainer*

One minute after second black hole: *creates a black hole to destroy the black hole which merged with the other black holes*

@@curseofbinding creates a black hole to destroy the black hole which destroyed a black hole that was used to stop a black hole

This cycle will keep repeating itself for ever and ever

Eric V Duval blackhole sun intensifies.

Probably

A mouse the size of a upper arm,that can create lightning storms with its cheeks ...uhm yeassa goodbye all electronics in the planet

That's why they don't subtitle Pikachu's speech -too existential.

This is why Mimikyu is best

Oh, even early on, when Charmeleon got an attitude and attacked Ash, Pikachu decided he'd had enough of that shit and took him out with one attack. Charmeleon had recently evolved, but his increased power was nothing compared to Pikachu's.

Well, you could technically kill everyone on earth if you really worked hard at it. Only moral constraints, time, and a packed schedule stand in your way. If Espurr sneezes, everyone within a three hundred feet radius of it will come down with a lethal case of Cranium Explodius.

@@commentercommentypants7904 The police will probably stand in your way as well. Anyone could technically kill everyone else on the planet but it'd be incredibly hard to do before being killed.

@@yraco1232 ...suddenly feeling like this conversation is getting out of hand...Jane-style...anyone? No? Just me?

Something, something Darude.

That's destructive, but not "kill all humanity" destructive.

that would be kinda funny. frieza in space, screaming about killing monkeys or something, planet destroying energy blast incoming one fucking wobbuffet, "nah bitch, mirror coat"

Also including the fact that most of the people controlling these creatures are children. Seriously, they're given a pokemon at the age of 10

The other world-ending ones keep them in check, they all need somewhere to live and all

All pokemon are all dangerous beside a few

my guess is poke-earth doesn't work on the same rules as actual earth, my best guess is the world itself is more resilient to change than ours, heat doesn't disperse as far or as fast, things need a LOT more energy to melt etc. combined with the probability that pokedex entries of a more extreme nature don't apply at full magnitude to all members of the species, i.e. a larvitar *can* eat a whole mountain before evolving, but more likely they are snacking on geodude and graveler and not on the actual mountain or a pupitar *can* topple a mountain if it sleeps in the wrong spot AND actually moves around in its sleep but may well rarely do either let alone both at the same time also, my long standing theory about gardevoir black holes, is they actually make micro black holes by compressing whatever (or whoever) is threatening their trainer, such a micro black hole would be so unstable it would break down almost instantly due to lack of mass, shredding whatever was used to make it on a subatomic level but causing no lasting harm to the world around it, probably wouldn't even produce much radiation either

@@SyfyRules That, but pretend I said it

Because, unlike humans, most pokemon aren't obsessed with control over the world and don't put their definition of progress over life

Counting moves is too easy.

Earthquakes arent world ending, and there's no telling what rating on the moment magnitude scale you would get with metronome. Could be a minor eq

Right plus togepi actually is cute unlike 6 out of 7 of the entries on this list

Let's change it up. Togekiss. Metronome. Judgement/Roar Of Time. just Imagine.

Plus Metronome is annoying. Remember when the Clefairies used it in S1E6? "CleFAI-ry, CleFAI-ry, CleFAI-ry!"

Nah, she'd just crush the bully into a marble, and then proceed to wait for praise. While the trainer contemplates what was just witnessed.

Drampa is also nice. If it befriends a child and that child gets bullied, it will burn the bully's house down

@@pokuhmoo9415 you mean drampa?

I wish I had a drampa half of humanity would die

Hawking radiation: i’m about to end the pokemon’s whole ability

Upps.. sorryy....

PIKABOO

she go boom boom!! that end world

Pfft... I'm sure she has seen ALL of the outfits eevee can wear. I like the safari eevee. XD

If she sees Gigantimax Eevee, she'll turn into a nuke

Andy Mcp this needs more likes

Evan no they can’t handle the truth ... we need a cult to follow this Eldrch Diglett! Any names?

@@oscotube3717 "WE CAN'T 'WE CAN'T BACK DOWN'" Sorry, what?

We should, we should bow down to this, Eld-rich God now, Lest he pull us down, We should, we should bow down Sorry no name but a propoganda prayer? OK,OK, OKAY! no need to push I'll go back to my padded cell.Jeez!

Shashwat Sharma thank you brother Sharma for your prayer to the god GIGGLET (I have named him)

Maria Annette all my Alolan dugtrio’s are called Abba

@@liamthomas4862 That is genius! I was trying to figure out what to name mine. Casey and the Sunshine Band doesn't fit within the character limits, unfortunately.

The Alolan Dugtrio have Hanson hair.

Maria Annette Alpharad named his Owens Wilson

Maria Annette although if it is an Alolan Dugtrio the name Hanson might be better.

Yessss. Loo-ghee-ah

Yuuuu Giiii Ohhh.... sorry wrong anime

drac0nisw0lf so true

"a cat is fine too"

Yes!

"Doesnt reflext rest of teams view." "Ok, now it does.":D

they look like chicken nuggets

Not Flapjack. Did you even have to flip it over in the griddle?

Oof, If that was 2019 mood... hope you made it through 2020+ okay!

Isn't she in hospital?

@@Alizudo You think that would stop her plans for world domination?

@@Cbyneorne She will weaponize the Defibrillator

@Unknown name She did in Hitman s1 Hokkaido.

@@Alric1982 Smart woman

I tip my hat to you for the Jurassic Park franchise quote.

Entei's a lion though.

I think they have another video about pokemon mentioning that

@@karkatvantas9557 It's kinda both, actually.

@@ferdinandsamson2115 Time for me to rewatch some videos then😅

@@karkatvantas9557 They're mainly described as beasts but the animation with all legendaries fighting has a scene dedicated to Entei "bork"-ing like a meme-y dog😂

I'm so sorry but I had to ask lol. I take it you have no last name?

@Billy Chambers yep I have no second name. Fun fact of the day

@@gloosey_ that's dope. I love the name Nova. sometimes I wish I had one name because I'm lazy af.

Because Mewtwo is the only pokemon that can have higher attack power than Arceus. Aka the pokemon version of God. Who *wouldnt* want that kind of power?

@@gothicbutterfly013 yeah but did you ever use a Magcargo tho? That thing beat youngster Joey *2* times I repeat *2 times*

I am about to ruin my science teacher

"Differential tidal extrusion" didn't land well with focus groups, I'm afraid.

Witherman180 *they're

@@S_Phoenix-059 no one cares

Like this so she will search it up

Or Gigantimax Eevee

Oh it's cute, but hugging you to death isn't humanity ending. It ends your life, but not the other 7 billion people on earth.

I always have to think at the Huggy Wuggy inspirated song "free hugs" when someone mentions it.

Not just pokemon! They also feed on humans, which is why they hang around hospitals! 🙃

OH MY GOD THATS HORRIFIC THANK YOU ADDING THAT

I mean Pokemon ghost types are just terrifying. I mean the Sandcastle one who mind controls people all casual like l to build it larger while eating the Pokemon's souls of those trapped under it?

Caitlin RC oh yeah. There's actually a trainer in Gen 5 who says she's tired to the point of exhaustion/passing out when you beat her Litwick.

Drifloon, which abducts children or 'brings them to the afterlife' (something along those lines)

"Ninetales casts a sinister light from its bright red eyes to gain total control over its foe's mind. This Pokémon is said to live for a thousand years." UltraSun went onto say: It is vindictive and relentless by nature. Those who cross it even once will be cursed for a thousand years, along with their descendants. It's just had enough of this crap now and everyone can be cursed..Though it doesn't state what the curse is..

> TOUCH FLUFFY TAIL

Thanks for the f***ing replay button! I've watched this part more times than I care to admit. x)

To be fair that is the coldest part of the sun

Completely justified though.

Eh... It's censored. That makes it okay. Also it was f***ing hilarious, which makes it even more okay.

What rock have you been under??

how tall are you? one and three quarters of a Bean

It's actually the Saitama of Pokémon, it's just too chill to use even the slightest fraction of it's full power.

And it's still an awful Pokémon.

"This isn't even my final form!" - Dunsparce

Farmer with a Shotgun wants to battle! He chooses Dundsparce! Protagonist trainer: "... There's no way I'm getting out alive."

@@MatthewRachansky the reason it doesn't have an evolution is coz Nintendo is afraid of its final form

I didn't realize that "flapjacks" were the UK term for "granola bars" either before this video.

Yep, English culture remains English XD

Tim Hutchinson same.

As an American, I assume anything that comes in a bucket like that is either chicken or popcorn.

In the UK flapjacks are not granola bars. Theyre a separate entity. Granola bars are more savory and substituted for breakfasts and snacks. Flapjacks are sweet treats by comparison. The term might seem interchangable but its not lol

I think she's apprenticed to Jane by now though. So honestly, I wouldn't expect anything less.

Ralts? How is Ralts dangerous?

@@beepboprobotsnot3748 I imagine Ralts having a very quiet demeanor but underneath he/she is a little devil with tiny pupils that wants to see the world burn. That probably isn't the case but still, cute lil' demons

@@yourfriendlyneighborhoodla2091 Actually its pupils are quite large. Image search it if you don't believe me.

Larvitar is like an edgy schoolkid that actually becomes a badass adult

Yeah they upped their horror game in X & Y

Espur look in my sool

ya but Palkia is much worse

I don't know many people who would describe yveltal as cute

@@BJGvideos It doesn't actually die, it hibernates to restore itself. The Dex says that if its life ends, it will destroy all life on Earth with it

@brandon roberts Most Legendaries honestly are just super powerful pokemon. It's the Mythic Pokémon we need to be worried about; Mythics are immortal and as far as we know only 1 of each exists, and usually control a major force of nature Examples include: Palkia, Dialga, Arceus, and Yveltal. Lugia, and Moltres etc have been known to lay eggs in lore, making them simply normal animals (SUPER powerful, but still just animals). Darkrai is not a Mythic because multiple have been known to exist

Mhnm...

Never go full Ellen!

Before this video I didn't realise it was possible to *not* be Ellen when witnessing an eevee. Every day is a learning day!

I feel confident in stating that anyone that doesn't emulate Ellen's response to some degree has no soul.

Not just an eevee, its the same with mew >.

Too late! 😁

The density is a very good point I haven't thought of actually. Not even assuming that even SHOULD it melt into the earth, it would be squashed fairly quickly.

@@grooorglaserdeth8823 You are right. Pressures in the ground are very high, I didn't think of that

Yup.

So the Iron Giant, then. Gotcha.

@@SupersuMC In a word, yeah, that's a good comparison. Only that Aron are usually the size of his jaw bolt, Or a little bigger.

Sometimes, i think that these 10 year old trainers made these pokedex entries up.

Sheol actually it was more like the professors and rotom

You don't say?!

That one s1 episode where the pokedex guy admits to making things up had me at “well that explains a lot”

Sometimes, I believe the Pokemon team need therapy from some kind of trauma... just me?