7 Fan Theories So Mind-Blowing We Hope They're True 

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The 8th theory is that Sans is Ness. Tbh, I don't believe it's true, but Sans might be a really cool tribute to Earthbound, the obvious inspiration to Undertale.

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sure, but also: drowning itself is a statement in itself. water has a varity of meainings in bioshock. bioshock1 and 2 take place under water completely, with many sections of flooding. the crash in the first game leads to all people probably dieying drowning. in bioshock 3 water has religious meaning, as you have the baptism scenes, you have to boat sections (which are a bit like a styx ride), etc. Id say, that if anything, the big constant is, that water is both giving and taking life. water flows and you flow to, with a life that starts somewhere and ends somewhere in the stream of time.

So there making a sequel to the sequel awesome

@@BennyGoId no one cares Also you didn’t add a full stop after they’re

@@RickyPro888 No one cares. Plus, you forgot a comma after “also”.

@@RickyPro888 People may be English learners. While the approach comes across as a bit crass, it could actually be helpful to English learners to better understand the rules. The commenter didn't just correct them; they explained the difference between two homophones (words that sound the same but have different spelling). Regardless if we agree or not, have a nice day. :)

@@joshcantrell8397No one cares. Plus, you didn’t add a comma before, “ “also”. “.

I think Sargent Johnson is Dustin Echoes, like it's a codename.

I mean you could argue that since GLADOS was a copy of Caroline's mind, and not actually Caroline herself, GLADOS could be considered Caroline's daughter as well. Sort of like how Cortana was made from a snapshot of Dr Halsey's brain, but isn't Dr Halsey.

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ULTRAMANZX And his Spartan strength allowed him to hold on easily. Or his armor might've locked up (like it did when he fell from space at the beginning of Halo 3) Either way, him bracing himself instead of sitting down and putting on a seatbelt is actually the smartest move he could've possibly done.

I mean, coming in at the speed and velocity, not to mention the trajectory, that's shown....truthfully I don't know why the damn thing didn't blow and vaporize most of everything like it would in say an airplane crash of the same variables. Even if his half ton armor was pinging around, (which from where he was standing, technically he should have gone flying backwards and smashed into the pilot only, OR went flying forwards into the door and smashed through (depending on how the shuttle hit)) which is highly unlikely, the impact would have caused such internal damage to the occupants that ALL of them should be dead, including Master Chief. (Also, huge swatch of water right there that they could have landed in and softened impact, allowing more people to survive...yet Cortana lands on ground. WTF??)

13thMaiden A few points to remember are: 1. The game takes place in 2552, their technology is clearly not the same as ours. You can't base half of your assumptions off of our technology. 2. Chief would not have been tossed around like a rag doll... as long as the hand rails he was holding onto could support the combined weight of the MJOLNIR armor and force of the impact. 3. Cortana could not have landed in the water because she wasn't driving lol.

None of you know any of this shit. Shut up and have fun. XD

In the books chief couldn’t sit because his armor didn’t fit in the seat............

Brandon Welsh God I hope so, it would add some much needed continuity.

Brandon Welsh link?

Brandon Welsh, you can hear Songbird in Bioshock 2 also. Which either means that A: It is a sound effect that they used for Songbird that happened to be in the first two games. Or, if you like to enjoy life, that B: An alternate universe Booker and Elizabeth enter Rapture in Bioshock 2 around the time of the games events, meaning Bioshock 2 occurs in a different universe than the first game. Which explains why 1: Andrew Ryan feels like a different person than the Ryan in the first game. And 2: Why Sophia Lamb, along with several other things, seem to simply not exist in Bioshock. They never existed in that version of Rapture to begin with, which is why you never hear anything about Lamb. Those Raptures share a common timeline, like the timelines that you jump between in Colombia during Infinite, but similarly, the Raptures in the first and second games are different Raptures. That's always been my theory about Bioshock 2, since it never felt like it belonged with either Bioshock or Bioshock Infinite.

Not when you enter Fort Frolic, but when Sander Cohen is making Fitzpatrick play the dynamite-filled piano before he gets blown to smithereens

OD Smith thanks the specifics of that were a bit fuzzy

Panda I also think so.

Sorry to rain on your parade, the lead writer Michael Chu has confirmed it isn't Reinhardt.

+GazzerS That has never stopped fan theories before. They also unconfirmed the 76/Ana theory but it's still a popular theory

Kahnane I suppose that's also true. Doesn't stop it being "fanon" as opposed to canon.

GazzerS Oh then I am sorry.

Not to mention that shepard spend a ton of time around an active reaper indoctrination weapon in the arrival dlc, that the description of oily shadows fit to his dreams, that nothing after harbingers blast makes any sense, harbinger wouldn't just fly off, anderson wouldn't be able to go into the stream before you, the crucible itself taking parts from other ships, anderson getting shot, yet somehow shepard has the wound and so on. I really wonder what was going on, maybe bioware had a bigger ending in place and EA was all like "no we need sequelfooder". This could have gone down as one of the best metagames ever in gaming history, they set the stage, willing or unwillingly, then they had this shitstorm on their hands and a fan theory allready fitting all loose ends together and all they would have needed to do is say "congratulations guys you figured it out, it was all a test", giving them time to cobble together a better ending and some endbossfight with harbinger and a more satisfying end, but nope..we will show the mass relays exploding, even if that means that they should whipe out everything that is in the starcluster and either strand or kill everyone in the sol starsystem, which, depending on your gatherings, is basicly everyone anyway.

@@Nikagor it was debunked by the devs themselves a while ago

Plus Anderson ,who was worth Shepard in the beginning, didn't hear or see the boy at all

With* not worth

@1005rhys If I recall, it was debunked by Casey "I am going to lock myself in a room and write the ending my damn self" Hudson who doesn't seem like the type of person to accept a fan theory. Drew Karpyshyn is who you should be asking who was the head writer for 1 and 2, and he admits that is an ending they thought of and did begin to drop hints for.

What does that make Andy? Maybe Andy is a hallucination of Jane brought on by a bug her code intentionally put there by Luke and Ellen, with the intent to push Jane into betraying Mike. This would make sense as we all know that Luke and Ellen are really government agents.

and their sole purpose is too brainwash the gamers into buying the games from GameKoRp

Athens Bailey I've been convinced she was a robot ever since she let that "Prime Directive" thing slip in the astronaut episode.

TheRedHoody I thought she was from the United Federation of Planets, here to observe mankind.

John Vuojolainen We definitely need to put our brains together on this... I've got a plan. I'll get the magnets and you get the orca whale. Jane's malevolence shall be no more.

Yeah, no need to be embarassed. Embrace your lack of artistic skill and add it to the list of reasons why you should conquer the world ;)

Yeah, we all know that it's physically impossible to write someone else's name, so it has to be you Jane.

Proffesional idiot There's a rather old fanfiction called "The Secret Story of Dustin Echoes" by author and Lego MOC builder Saber-Scorpion which can be found on his website. I believe there's also a marine named Dustin Echoes in Halo 5 as an Easter egg.

Me too

He could form a crossover super team with Marauder Shields (who has his own comic now)

Lul! I get it cuz it's a play on words! Hahahahahaha lulz! Gagagagaga

Or it could be 2 seperate people, Dust & Echoes.

TacComControl I actually always liked the way the story started kinda grounded (but still all magicky and sci-fi) on the first disc, then introduced more magic and weirdness in disc 2, and by the end of disc 3 we've got secret empires, monsters from the moon, time traveling witches possessing each other, and, of course, time compression. It feels like the world was full of this stuff from the beginning, you just hadn't been exposed to it yet. Also, the Squall is living out his "final fantasies" thing makes very little sense, as almost nothing that happens after disc one (and including disc one, tbh) is anything we are given a hint that Squall wants. Except maybe Rinoa. The only real "want" we are given is that he wants to know his family or whatever from that flashback, and even though he does eventually meet his dad, it's never outright stated that they are actually related, nor is their a heartfelt reunion or anything. They just meet and work together to stop the sorceress. The whole thing is a square peg with the corners rounded from being smashed so hard into a round hole. But good job, supporters-of-this-theory, you made another weak "protagonist is dead" theory. We're all so proud.

@@xdecatron2985 Also doesn't help that if memory recalls the writer debunked the theory flat out saying that wasn't anywhere near what was going on. He did find the theory fascinating though.

Pffft. Ten dogs indeed. In fact it's nine dogs, two cats and chimpanzee. I thought everyone knew that.

Varin Thaneseeker 4 dogs 2 cats 1 ape 2 dolphins and the remains of harambe

Guys, everyone in this thread is correct. It just depends on what angle you're veiwing her from really.... For instance from the Doctors perspective she's a blue police box in a dress. From mine she's Omnitraxis in a dress.... I imagine from Dippers perspective she's a giant floating Baby....

Considering all of the time travel nonsense, anything is possible.

Plasma Octopus no sir, not time travel, but alternate realities and time-frames! there are a infinite amount of realities thay exist, example, you might not have been born in one, but in another, you might have created the universe in whitch you would create an exact replica realm of halo.

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Or is it even more insidious: all Reapers are secretly journalists?

That's why i always punched that female reporter in the Citadel.

I misread that as "into" and it got a whole lot funnier

Oh god, that'd be a laugh.

Ffs XD,

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@Real Human Bean Doesn't make sense, the comment

R'mur yea but in the halo novel first strike we learn that there were actually 4 living humans who escaped halo with the Chief and one clinically dead spartan (Linda-058) who was in cryogenic suspension floating in space around the ring while the events of the game occurred.

Linda was latter revived and brought back to life by Dr Halsey which is why she is in halo 5. But to truely to get the whole picture, read the novels and graphic novels. Dam good stories that connect the dots of all the games and provide so much enjoyable CANONICAL lore on the Halo series as a whole

accept for early books retcon because bungie ignored some parts of the book which 343i has try and has done a decent job to fix but some of it just cant be without time jumping or something. which would make Halo stupid.

Or maybe a reentry hard landing would kill a scrub without a mjolnir suit?

Nope, Dustin Echos is canon now.

That is actually how I played the first portal game originally. I accidentally turned off audio and subtitles.

lol, whoops.

another major theory ie that chell is GLaDOS,s original body after he consciousness was rip out to turn her into an AI that's why chell doesn't know anything

That sounds funny but she also replies (sort of, more shows recognition of what he says) to wheatley at the beginning of portal 2, jumping instead of saying apple

Except we see portraits of caroline and cave, Chell RESEMBLES caroline, but they CERTAINLY arent the same person

Professor Utonium The only thing that made me want to choose a different ending was the fact that destroying the reapers essentially killed off EDI, the Geth (which my Shepard made peace with them and the Quarians), and all other Synthetic life. It just sort of felt off to me. Saving the Geth race only to kill them off later after they helped you. Not only that, but they're helping the Quarians get the technology to eventually live without their suits. And killing them off just sort of crushes that reality. And with EDI, I just feel too bad for Joker. All the endings suck in their own way lol

I killed them all and EDI survived cause Joker did his thing. (guy is so stubborn he even stops others from dying) They landed on the planet and EDI walked out with him. Was happy to see she made it.

Well, if you listen to the Catalyst (Hologram Kid). it explains that. 'My Solution won't work anymore'. It gives you the options, since, if you don't do anything, the next cycle will get there anyway. Since Liara sent out the black boxes. So, it decides to allows Shepard to choose the future of the universe. And there isn't really any 'Happy Ending'. You can destroy the Reapers, along with All other synthetic Life, and yourself. You can add your energy to the catalyst, and transform all organic life, and die. Or take control of the reapers, and 'die'. But, the AI kid believes that. if you destroy them, eventually someone will create another version of him, and it will all just begin again. And if you control them, then eventually you will come to the same conclusion it did. And, it also believes the Synthesis is inevitable, so, in reality, it doesn't care what you choose, since it believes that eventually Synthesis will happen. The Indoctrination Theory has been debunked as well.

Indoctrination theory isn't possible. In the Mass Effect Novels (Specifically Retribution), we follow a man named Grayson Hunt as Cerberus runs experiments on Reaper technology on him. He escapes, and is indoctrinated. We see the entire process of indoctrination through his eyes, showing that he is fully aware of what is happening, he knows he is indoctrinated and is powerless to stop it as the Reapers slowly take over his mind. Makes the whole thing all the more horrifying when you stop and realize that every inoctrinated person or creature you killed knew what they were doing and couldn't stop it.

Vpirate How can all the Indoctrinated know about it when you literally have to convince Saren he's indoctrinated as Shepard in ME1?

Adloquium Dubious keep theorising, keep theorising

Dude is that your dad that come to our store? He is a Tall Raichu Going to buy milk but was kidnap by Clefairies

Oh shit I never put those two together, that makes me feel better for saving alistair

You mean negative pregnancy tests?

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The negative ones show up in Harley's Revenge and I believe they are all found in a crib. The positive one is found before you beat the shit out of her.

@@madquinn13 you never beat her in arkham city....

@@Lubble- actually first thing you do when she turns up in City is throw her to the floor in the Church.

poor Ellen

mabye so but how do you know she didn't cheat oooh plot twist

Cai Holroyd Why does everyone pick on Ellen?

wouldn't Luke be from the future originally? you know with the whole robot building thing, also Ellen could be the mother

Cai Holroyd nah, Ellen is their pet cat

What if Pharah doesn't actually shoot rockets, but fishy sticks?

Mind Blown.

Or what if the jump boost for pharah is just for show and her boots are just futuristic moon shoes?

Now that's what really takes Roadhog's cake!

How can we be soldiers if we're brothers and sisters in binds, horse thief?

i remmeber seeing a video of a companion cube talking, but i don't remember if it was fan made or unused content

@@pacifistminigun3987 there have likely been data dives into the games by now, but it wouldn’t be the first secret a data dive couldn’t unlock.

Companion cubes having people/dead bodies stuffed inside is just a fan theory. It's basically a glorified creepypasta.

Garet Boston it's not confirmed. It's just a major fan theory.

Garet Boston it's not confirmed. It's just a major fan theory.

Garet Boston it's not confirmed. It's just a major fan theory.

i feel like its more of an unspoken truth, and the way they kind of acknowledge it in game makes me feel like it's a little more then a fan theory

It could just be GLaDOS remarking on how Chell has been shaped by what she experienced at GLaDOS' metaphorical hands (which, given how much of a egocentric megalomaniac GLaDOS is, wouldn't be surprising), and not necessarily insinuating a familial relationship. As such, it isn't canon.

Dean Brown I feel exactly the same

nar i think the views just have not caught up yet haha

Dean Brown wtf 8.1 views actually that's a lot u just couldent wait could you

***** fanception

Game theory classic

People think Game Theory came up with that? It was being discussed on BSN literally the day ME3 was released and the first players ran through the game at top speed to see what happens.

​@@cieloclaudetterivamonte1167 yea right, game theory just stole it.

Funny, it's one of my most hated theories, along with Link is Dead. Goodbye.

@@zegreatpumpkinani9161 Also one of the more accepted and well-proven, but I can see you've already left.

Good points. Also possible is that her dad hasn't joined the game yet. He might be a future hero, or if it was Morrison or Reyes, they are basically new people now. Soldier and Reaper are not referred to by their own names by anyone except Mercy (as far as I recall) So if it is actually Soldier, her dad was (Morrison) and Morrison is considered KIA.

Hate to burst the bubble but we've already seen Pharah's father in the "controversial" Tracer comic.

And where did it say that person was her father? Nowhere.

Who else could it be? The overwatch crew have stated that it's not a boyfriend, as well as the fact they are in Canada, of which her Thunderbird skin indicates she most likely has Canadian native heritage.

Aleksandra Zaryanova I think that man is her father as well, but all the evidence you mentioned is circumstantial and is not proof that this is cannon. He may just be a friend from work.

Next bioshock , rescue 11 cats

@@goldenegg8of100 and find dresses for those cats to wear.

That's a dead meme

Ethan Krisanski you're dead meat

The meme was cool though

@@KeishinB237 And you're about to be a dead meme

Plus now 76 is considered gay lmao

76 is gay

@@chaysestringer1468 Y'all know that gay people can still have kids, right?

@@strixt Adoption, test tube babies, surrogate fathers, or simply turning from straight to gay are all valid ways he could indeed have a child.

​@@strixt uhhh... a test tube baby born to a surrogate mother is still the biological child of whichever man provided the sperm. Nowadays they can even make babies that are the biological children of both men in a gay couple through gene splicing. However, all of that is irrelevant for the current discussion because the theory was always wrong. There is a picture that has been out for literally ages showing Pharah's dad (we just don't have his name), and it's definitely not Soldier 76. Maybe his name will be a plot point later on, maybe he'll be a hero later on, or maybe he's just not that interesting. Also, Pharah does not look like she could be Soldier's daughter: he's pretty light skinned, Ana is pretty dark-skinned. One would expect their child to have a skin tone intermediate between theirs: but Pharah has the same skin color as Ana.

Actually all Tarantino films fall into TWO universes. A "real" universe (Reservoir Dogs, Pulp Fiction, etc.) and the "movie within the movie" universe.(Kill Bill)

I think that they can be the same one, just with a simple explanation. Goes like this: sometime in the 70s, both cities were renamed. Reason? Reaction to disaster. If we can accept that the Rockstar games had a break from our known reality like Tarantino movies, then the break would also explain some things, like the hyper-violent people in the cities sporting new names. For New York, the 70s had a major blackout, the Zodiac killer running amok, and race relations at feverish tension. Way I see it, all it would have taken is one riot to get DRASTICALLY out of control (and for the Rockstar universe, that's no stretch of the imagination), and New York would have become a war zone. City goes on lockdown, but that just ratchets up the tension further, and the rioting just escalates until the city resembles a lawless state. Eventually, the violence calmed down, and City Hall pushed the name change in order to help the city lose its recently-made reputation by starting fresh. As for LA, I could see it based more of a "natural disaster" flavor. A massive earthquake or wildfire (or maybe both) decimates the city, cutting it off from outside help. Emergency services are pressed past the breaking point trying to keep things under control, and the local neighborhood street gangs, smelling blood in the water, start trying to carve out a bigger piece of territory. Once again, looting and rioting break out, and the city becomes a collection of paranoid survivor-types with nothing to lose. The people who can flee the city, leaving only the jackals to tear each other to pieces. When it finally calms down, once again, City Hall pushes for a new name. It makes sense to me, as it would also explain why, in both these cities, the cops are either mostly inept (due to their fear of dying in the line of duty for no reason) or militant, take-no-shit hardasses who will draw down on the first civilian who twitches funny at them. That's what they've grown accustomed to, and what they've come to expect. It also explains why crime, from white-collar sleaze to street-level thuggery, seem to run rampant. The criminals had time and opportunity to entrench themselves so deep that they've almost become part of the institution themselves. Remove all the criminals, and the cities would fall apart. Anyway, just a thought.

Ok... what's undodog?

Can you give more info? I totally tought it was true tbh

Emmm arteries , size of the pillar puncturing a lung , shock of hypothermia of the ice in the blood stream drastically lowering the bodies tempature throwing off homeostasis , fall damage, mass internal bleeding. Not saying your not wrong but an injury like that isn't easily survivable. But Phoenix down BITCHES

I was more a fan of the Squall Coma theory instead, where the opening fight FMV with Seifer didn't result in just a scar, but in a full-blown head trauma, likely from falling face-first into a hard-ass stone battlefield. From there, it's all Squall hallucinating as he recovers. While far-fetched, I realized it was a lot more possible after I had a hospital visit where they used Ketamine as an anesthetic instead of the usual stuff, and I wound up having some fucked up and lucid hallucinations or dreams or something... Then spent what felt like hours retching as I came down... But most likely it's just that Squall was healed. Like, Rinoa is right there after he gets the cold shoulder, and she's kinda set up as the healer archetype... Combined with her... later plot points, her being able to stabilize him seems likely. That and Cure spells don't seem to leave scars to begin with, else there'd be more scars on SeeDs given the nature of their work and training.

@@JPDaman1000 I feel like the only part of that which the average FF party wouldn't possibly face in an average battle is the fall damage. Just give Squall a few potions and a phoenix down if needed, he'll be fine.

and to this day we have no idea how he managed to do that

Exile Studios he's immortal unless he's touched by a guilty spark

hey think about this Johnson's death was a warning for what 343 would eventual do to the halo series...kill it

He has a rare genetic deformity which the flood spore couldn't adapt to. MC kept it secret so ONI wouldn't cut him up to get a vaccine. - 1 of the Halo novels (sorry can't remember)

Virtua- SEAN Actually, it was part of the procedures he went through to become a Spartan-I. Johnson was part of the original Spartan program, called Project ORION. ONI knew about the Flood immunity it granted, but the negative side effects were considerable and mass producing the immunity and the treatment for the the side effects would be nearly impossible.

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Duble Coco #dumptrump

Steve Jobs #fucktheleftists

You know what they say about tiny hand... One millimeter peener

InsertChannel NameHere lol same

A True Slav Any torgue or therodore(pardon my spelling, i could never say let alone say it) gun from Borderlands

zakeslayer ah..the torgue and tediore guns from bl2 on...the gyro rockets are plausible. The tediore reload/throw bit does creep into the weird realm of borderlands semi-canon with the whole "digistruct technology".

You mean Tediore

A True Slav how about when a double barreled shotgun does three times the damage of a pump action even though they're both using the same ammunition?

Another one bullets don't drop, when gun's don't jam, when fully-automatic rifles don't overheat.

He isn't called Ovommit for nothing.

It's headcanon

That's pretty much canon if you count your mother's boyfriend as your dad

He is confirmed to be the father

Come on! Scout’s dad is totally Tom Jones!

TIT is extremely biased as it is just a way to express butthu... disagreement with the canonical ending sequence, dude. It's not mind-blowing, it's created just to be there.

@@mihan2d As it goes, It's more compelling than the canonical ending

@@ryanalving3785 Don't really see it more compelling. The Destruction with surviving Shep (which is pretty much of canon of the canon LOL), counting the Extended Cut, if you think of it, is pretty solid purely storywise. Sure it ALMOST doesn't consider your choices and stuff but that's more gameplaywise. I personally even like this deterministic approach: on the scale of the entire galaxy almost falling to pieces your personal choices along the way are irrelevant, it doesn't matter much what led you to that point, it's what you decide in the most crucial moment of your life what really defines your impact on the galaxy.

@@mihan2d Perhaps, I just find an almost Meta-Story where you get an inside view of the indoctrination process and have to fight it without really knowing what you're doing quite compelling. It just seems more satisfying than "all your choices leading up to this didn't matter; now red, blue, or green." It seems more fun to me they got into the players head, started manipulating you, and when you caught a bullet on the surface Indoctrination flew into overdrive; only ceasing if you make the right choice. But perhaps that's just me.

He's also J. Jonah Jameson from the Spider Man movies. And The Closer's boss. And the spokesman for Farmers Insurance. And a psychopathic music teacher in the critically acclaimed movie Whiplash ... But I'll always remember ol' JK Simmons best as Garth Pancake from the Coens's remake of The Ladykillers ;)

Organized Enigma My first experience of J.K. Simmons was Vern Schillinger in Oz, but I will always think of him as J. Jonah Jameson.

He was PERFECT as JJJ. Too bad he won't be cast as him again.

Is that real thought

GAEEEEEEE

You know that gay folk can still reproduce, right?

@@catinasuitcase uuhh, what? How? 2 gays cannot. There's artificial insemination, but naturally? No

funny how overwatch officially said yeah but then retracted the statement to put in [lgbtq+ insert] into game to ponder to other audiences who needs to be represented

Ugh... it was wrong from the beginning, no? IIRC there was photo with Ana and someone else, who is Pharah's father

Um, you can get that ending with Shep surviving if your have max ems. And the devs themselves said the theory was not true a few years ago. My theory is that the kid was real, but shep keeps seeing the kid in the dreams as Shep has PTSD.

The reason is that the ending was rushed. something like 4 months before ME3 came out, the full ending leaked and was seen by a few thousand people (myself included) before bioware stamped it out. While Bioware's official stance is that they only altered the ending slightly, anyone who actually saw it can tell you confidently that that's a crock of shit. From the moment Harbinger lands, EVERYTHING is changed. Everything after Harbinger lands was swiftly cobbled together at the figurative 11th hour before launching the game.

FINALLY someone with some fucking common sense! I don't know why they call it that, it's anything but common.

For me The good ending is the KICK THE BABY ending because let not forget that the BABY is The AI who controls the Reapers

Tiny Tina's introduction has her killing the bandit that murdered both her parents, and he was kinda scrawny. Doubt he could've taken krieg

You'd be looking for Jane's account. It says 'by Jane' at the bottom.

MetricCaboose1 Someone needs to develop this theory

It's probably symbolic or something

Everyone knows you can't fit 12 cats in a dress.

You can't fit any number of cats in a dress. Trust me, I tried.

I can fit two cats in a dress. But any more and they start getting out. Because I can only hold two cats at once.

It's like a football team.

this makes most sense to me

TheDorianTube he just got buffed and is dominating the game right now so it's plenty relevant to talk about.

shadow105720 seriously what was blizzard thinking?

They decreased his DPS, his Ironshield (or whatever its called) and he can't get critical hits in sentry mode. How was he buffed in general?

He can now survive SHITTON of damage because of 'iron claud'(-35%damage taken in sentry and tang config). While nanoboosted he can't be killed even by phara or D'va's ult because it stacks and he getting -85% damage.

But they lowered it in ptr to 20%.

mindless assology may i say that i had once a chocolate sundae with bacon. it was surprisingly not gross and pretty tasty. go for the milkshake with bacon.

I'm a veggie but now I'm craving bacon.

mindless assology it's good mahn

peanut butter and bacon milkshakes are nearly as good as chocolate and jalapeno

mindless assology I just want a milk shake... not had one in years...

Squall is dead is the most over rated and nonsense theory I think I’ve ever read...it just a string of nonclemature because someone was too stupid to grasp the fair tame storyline (compared to the rest of the series) of 8.

There's also a new spray with Pharah's father that is none of the overwatch heroes.

Stairwayto711 _ That spray isn't pharaohs dad

First Name Last Name. It is. It has been confirmed

Sure, he may seem like the father, but war is long and sometimes you get lonely. Totally just kidding, or am I?

Also by interactions with Ana

I know this is an old comment, but I wanted to say thanks for giving me a new way to look at that ending cutscene, it's a really cool theory

@@mrcephalopod Thanks man, I'm glad you liked it.

That's not even a theory that's just a fact really.

Callum Robinson what if... The assassins order and Templars are actually allying against worst organization?

What about Assassin's creed Rogue then?

Her dad is roadhog