7 Times You Got Mocked for Trying, So Never Try Again 

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Outside Xtra are we not going to talk about nude gekoside

YOu finish playable Trailer, and what you get is a promise of Silent Hills. It's called a teaser, because Konomi is just teasing you!

BTW, FFXI is still alive and kicking. (Edit > On PC that is.) (Though Squeenix would most definitely have prefered if all us had moved to XIV instead. XD )

The slapstick humor is great and the girls are cute. Glad I'm subbed to this channel; awesome content that always delivers a good laugh or seven.

I've never played Spiderman 2 but this one was actually hilarious. Why have I never heard of this before? XDXDXD

If you imagine him as the Grandmaster, then it kind of fits lol

@@JameSeraphim Jeff Goldblum didn't play the Grandmaster. The Grandmaster is secretly Jeff Goldblum.

The Stanley Parable gives you an achievement for quitting for a few years. Another "go outside"

I mean he is spitting hard truths

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N3v3r M0r3 thanks

@Ford F-150 thank you for making my day with that simple comment

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There is also Spider-woman and Silk

Well damn. You sure as fuck know your Spider-Man. Quite profound.

@@szymonsokolinski9907 they have nothing to do with someone saying there's only one Spider-Man. Absolutely nothing. So why they the fuck are you mentioning them?

@@ThePrufessa Just for fun

@@ThePrufessa Lmao.

You mean this quote? ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-KI3Bij1hTS0.html

(groans and looks for rope to protect future readers from this comment)

@@coyoteartist I'll help look for some as well cause, oof

What game is that from? The only game I know there are Rock lobsters is Don't Starve, but I have the feeling that's not the game you're talking about.

@@leirawhitehart1236 They also are a thing in Runescape. However I think they meant the actual song

@@coyoteartist huh, I never played RuneScape. I think I've heard of it, but honestly, it doesn't really seem like a game I'm interested in. But thank you for telling me! :)

I remember.

They do that in Minecraft to

@@elijahkempski2660 no, in minecraft it is wierdo gods talking

Jokes on you game. I was playing this outside all along!

Yeah but that's not the same as making you feel dumb for completing a pointless side mission. You buy games to beat them. Some endings are rewarding others are not. Some ending stories are exciting others tell you to go get a life. So that's not the same as having you collect a million roses just to have the king tell you you did it for nothing but a rose timer.

Lol

Yeah. God do we hate grandma.

That is mentioned in a video as a reward that wasn’t worth it

yes

Gameplay-wise, no the hell it was not worth it. Story-wise... well, let's see. You collected feathers through ass-impossible places to fulfill your family's wish, and you get in reward the honor of your family's cape to adorn versus the world. Sounds like a worthy reward when he wanted people to know who he was.

Caleb Waters agreed, but it is fun gameplay-wise cause you can go cause all kinds of mayhem then take it off and you’ll be fine. Gray Fox style

That’s better than AC one. Find all the flags and what do you get? Nothing

Game developer’s what?? Are you 5?

@@taffyadam6031 Are you? Maybe find something better to do than toss around the insults of a grade-schooler over a minor typo.

@@taffyadam6031 Actually if they were five it'd probably... not spelled correctly at all. Forgive a little grammar mistake that even authors could probably make won't ya?

@@taffyadam6031 if you think that's bad go read starkits prophecy and now say who's the five year old

@@taffyadam6031 oh look it's a grammar nazi

And having to beat the last stage and final boss with the worst weapon in the game!

btw the cure for cancer is... oh wait this gex thingy is pretty hip!

"Even if I did, it would take YEARS of testing to ensure that A. It works, and B. Doesn't cause any weird side effects or zombies! Even then, the Feds would try to screw me over, because of how much they would want to CHARGE for this miracle cure!"

Funny cause there’d never be a universal cure for the many forms of cancer (aside from death I suppose).

@@Roxas9b "My cure...is most effective."

Yeah, as if the cure for cancer is just gonna be sitting in my backyard or something! HA! That's ripe! Good one, Gex! You really got me there! I've seen my backyard before. I think I know what's in it, thank you very much. Cure for cancer? I think not! HAHAHA! *Continues sarcastic mocking* *Gets up, walks outside* I mean really... what kind of terrible joke is that? To say somebody could be curing cancer instead of playing a video game. Get serious now. Maybe video games like Gex are cancer, DID YOU EVER THINK ABOUT THAT?! HUH?! MAYBE IT-- *Trips and stumbles* AH, what the hell?! Who left a stone in the middle of my-- *Trap door opens to reveal a box containing a bottle with the words 'Cure for Cancer' written on it* Well, I'll be damned... Alright, Gex, you win this time! *Shakes fist*

Jane keeps the profits for herself

I tight Luke gets paid in Apple. I know he said that somewhere.

@@420sakura1 *thought*

Jonathan Preston wait I've not finished it yet..

I can't believe how long ago windwaker came out

@@megalu88 Same

I have it on my Wii u lol yeah I believe it

@Morahman7vnNo2 you're not old unless you remember the golden years of play station (original) in its prime.

He is now in *Dead By Daylight* as Ash! :D

That really funny

Ultimate dad joke.

By any chance did Jane earn that achievement?

Kitty Meow I *NEED* Twee-F**king-Hee on a T-shirt I’ll take 10!

@@ceceliaacaba2739 Gonna print that for EGX. See you there?

@@ceceliaacaba2739 nah - I'm still waiting on that t-shirt of the wizard binbag saying 'pineapple is the devil's fruit'

Zelln Sorry But I won’t be there since it’s expensive 😢, but do me a favor if you meet OXTRA/OXBOX tell them to make official Twee-F**king-Hee shirts.

time for 3,000,000%! lol

Honestly, that sounds like the greatest prize of them all.

Classic Dob.

Liar! I see that little purple icon next to your name.

Works for Capcom

“Something Different.”

And the corollary: "If at first you don't succeed, plagiarize from someone who did!"

My version is "If at first you don't succeed, give up and watch someone else do it... then proceed to tell everyone else you did it..."

The main problem is that this list is about how these games mock you for succeeding so thoroughly. So a more accurate expression would be "If you try too hard to succeed and are mocked for it, rethink your choices in life or games."

Scientists are still working that one out.

Here's a secret about life nothing matters, when the sun goes supernova or the universe implodes in on itself, everything you or anybody has ever done will be gone forever, so you might as well have fun however your sense morality allows you to.

*Whispers back* I've put my trust in you pushed as far as i could go for all this theres only one thing you should know....

It's in a different list for top 10 achievements that you wouldn't want or something like that

That one actually felt pretty satisfying to me. The Narrator exalts your efforts and says that the achievement had value specifically because we worked so hard for it. ☺️

@@myrrhfortheroad Are you stupid? You wasted minutes, maybe hours doing this. And a narrator saying "Your a real good puppet", makes you happy?!!

i woudlnt go that far, but tbh when i finish a game that does that i normally check if there is an official comment why they did it,.. if its just because they are "being funny".. i normally boycot the company for a while... why should i pay someone to mock me,... my mirror doest that everyday.. for free...

@@Brainreaver79 you Kno that you paid for the mirror right?

@@BappadityaNath yeah but i paid for it 1time 20odd years ago,... so i dont count it as me having to pay for it anymore....

And then you learn that was the company's plan all along. They needed more"volunteers" to experiment on for ideas for the next game.

I think it's the glasses. It completes the look

Lily James His manner of speech too

He’s not a nerd, but he is weird and awkward af.

Second Don I'd say it's because of Jurassic Park 🤔

Mason Schwalm no idea what this reference is but I found it funny

Danielle Wilson It’s from American Dad. :)

It mocks everyone

I hate that game, with it's pay to win mechanics, bad RNG, and the social integration really urks me. At least it's free to play... I hope, anyway.

@@madness1931 It's free to play for the first 16-18 years, then the subscription fees skyrocket.

@@madness1931 And if you screwed up character creation you're gonna feel the effects for the rest of your game.

This needs to be in a commentor edition

Don't worry May 2020 isn't any better ha ha ha ha

Maverick21FM yeah but worse

At least video games can't mock us

Doggygirl 31 well there are some games that mock you for playing on easy mode

@@africancouscous oh come on!

It's sad how generally applicable this is. Like, that's basically my headspace most of my waking hours (and some of my sleeping ones)

The flashbacks. They hurt.

More videos :D

Knowledge

Really? thought is was an imp not elf....

Doesn't work in political discourse

you can't spell fluke without F Luke.

@@futurestoryteller Yes it does. Liberals wouldn't be trying so very hard to change the very fabric of reality if the truth didn't hurt them so much.

Projection at its finest. Conservatives are the most predictable people there are.

@@futurestoryteller Nope. I"m politically non-affiliated thanks. And iff naything I'm a moderate. Don't need or want to belong to a party. But see how the truth hurt your feelings?

That is actually a bit cute because that's what the SPOILER says when you SPOILER at the SPOILER and then SPOILER all the way back in the beginning.

mairi box

Right? I got that one... I knew it was called that already, but still had to get it lol. The Dognation donations were the only trophies I needed still.

but you made the dogs happy. Doesn't that make you happy?

One of the COD games did something similar, with a "go outside" achievement for reaching Prestige Level 10.

This comment aged like fine wine in regards to irony for 2020.

@@LocalEldritchHorror I know right

11 sucked. The story sucked, the characters sucked, I never played it online, but apparently, it sucked.

@@savagesalvage9449 it was only online it is a MMORPG. There was no single player or offline. Nice try trying to be a troll.

@@brucetaylor4394 Woah Calm down there angry gamer. I just checked and you're right, I was thinking of 13, Lightning and Snow and all of that, that one sucked. I never played 11.

That's society for you, I get the feeling they did it on purpose to keep us in line or complacently reluctant to try to do anything.

@@confusciouspuff5701 maybe failure is a phase now and we'll kick ass even harder in the future? Like maybe from now on everyone's 20's is about succeeding at nothing and finding yourself and trying not to die. We can start the future building stuff in our 30's, or later, whatever. Life is insufferable long anyway, why rush? Gotta keep fighting the good fight, friend

@@confusciouspuff5701 Wow that's a lot you've been through. I... Worry I don't have the ability to respond the everything you said in a satisfying way. Normally I try to be hopeful and cheer people up but I wouldn't want that to upset you more. I can't say I've experienced what you have or can relate, but I can sympathize. The mental illness life sucks (currently disabled, doctors don't know what I have, could be anything from cptsd to borderline pd) I don't know what it's like to be you, but I know what it's like to live an unbearable life. I can't guarantee things will get better, but I can say that what's helping me out of my current funk is every time I feel like I have no options in life, I come up with a 3rd option, no matter how crazy, as long as its physically possible. It helped remind me of all the other choices I have in life. Reminds me of all the bad things I could be doing but I chose not to. All the risks I could be taking but chose not to. It kinda... Idk, gave my brain something to do besides ruminate. Helped me feel surer in my choices, even if all of my choices are still bad. Sorry if I accidentally made things worse again, it just felt cruel to not reply after you poured your heart out like that. Best of luck in the future, I'm sorry shit's an on fire garbage can right now.

Some Guy that was probably the funniest thing Ive read on here ever.thank you for that🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Is it 1player?

@@inc2000glw No but you can do basically everything in the game solo if you really want to.

Independence day 2

Jeff Goldblum has a personal vendetta against all gamers.

Slew One well I don’t blame him for that film, despite he’s the reason I went to the cinema. I don’t blame Jennifer Garner for Elektra either. I never blame the actor for doing what the director tells them to do

Why would you play the shit again if it's 100 percent?

@@loganfaye1314 because the creators of the game may decide they want to make more games

So you can just do random crap

@@hero-bo7qc I kept playing after I got 100% on each of the infamous games. I mean what more fun than just waltzing around and murdering street performers? 😂

So true...

I imagine every time Ellen and Luke are in a shop Ellen walks up to Luke with a chocolate bar or packet of sweets (like children do) and gives him the full PUPPY DOG EYES treatment, Luke: "Oh alright then, but don't let it ruin your dinner!" 😂

To be fair I feel like Sans is justified to trick you because you murdered his brother and all his friends.

It has nothing to do with the video but ok...

I don't like grapes. Do own this t-shirt though.

Me too! I'm also a people!

@@kaybrann are you a dog?

@@kaybrann Then I am of the beings afraids to speakings this to you... not are a peoples is you being... A peepo is you being... Peepo's is liking mado, snudder mado, shooshshooosh... aaah nasa peepo.

@@kaybrann same.

Wait, what? Elaborate.

MMORPGs don't die easily. Fucking EverQuest is still not only running, but still putting out yearly expansions. They're upto 26.

Max Vel0city I’d prefer a sarcastic version where you get a member of the oxventure guild saying something like “just think you could have spent this time learning to eldritch blast” insert alternative abilities for other characters

@@ralphbutcher7294 Yes, or Dob comes along and throws all the money you've earned in your playthrough in a river! 😂

Max Vel0city yeah that would be brilliant

If you’re on PC at least. Xbox 360 and PS2 are no-go.

So how is that life of yours going?

Every corpse on Everest was once an extremely motivated person.

Ag3nt0fCha0s Haven’t failed yet I’m betting.

And failure is the first small step towards success