75 Gir Quotes 

GIR, the original robot that everyone loved for his idiocy. Sorry Claptrap

Zim: It's been nice working with you, Gir. Now self-destruct. Gir: FINALLY! HEHEHEHE! *boom*

WHY WAS THERE BACON IN THE SOAP

Zim: "Why was there bacon in the soap?!" Gir: "I MADE IT MYSELF!!!"

"Aw! I wanted to explode." Oh Gir....

"I don't understand! I just upgrated your guidence sytem!" "oh I left that at home." "you left what at home?" "the gudie-chipie-thingie" "left it at....WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?" "to make room for the cupcake!"

Frick just little kids! Let everyone watch Invader Zim!!!!!

There are no words to describe the awesomeness of this. XD I actually had a friend COOK bacon, slice soap in half, place bacon in soap, let soap reform around bacon, and place soap in shower. I didn't know what was going on until my friend's roommate came out of the shower with a puzzled look on his face. The roommate said confused-like "Why is there bacon in the soap?" My friend replied with a shout "I MADE IT MYSELF!" The most epic real life thing I have ever had the privilege to witness. ;)

"WHAT HAPPENED? HOW DID U RUN OUT OF FUEL THAT QUICKLY?" "I emptied it out." "Emptied it? WHYYYY?" (As if it were the most obvious thing in the world) "To make room 4 the tuna."

My fave is, Zim: "So I'll leave you to your-" Gir: "Moosey fate!! Say Moosey fate!!" Zim: ".....Moosey fate." Gir: "Heeheeheehee!!" LOLZ!! Never gets old!

"I understand" my friends were using that line at lunch once, gosh it was funny. Anyways, Gir has his momments of randomness. LMAO!

"But I neeeeeed tacos! I need them or I'll explode! That happens to me sometimes..."

"why was there bacon in the soap?!" "i made it my self!"

*gasp* It's got chicken legs :D

Gir: Gir reporting for duty. Zim: What does the G stand for? Gir: I doont knoww

Whyiss his head so big, whhyyy is his head so bigggg!

GUESS WHO MADE WAFFLES!!!!!

I like how Zim and Gir share the trait of repeatedly asking a question WHILE it's being answered. Gir's "What is it? WHAT IS IT??" feels like a less aggressive version of Zim yelling "WHO ARE YOU? WHO ARE YOU? WHO ARE YOU???" when he meets Poop Dog.

WHERE IS, "It's been nice working with you, Gir! Now, self destruct." "FINALLY!!! EEHEEHEEHEE!" BOOM WHERE IS IT?!?!?

My favorite Gir Moment was when there was a turkey in Zim's lab and he popped out of it and said "I was the turkey the whole time!!" Zim says something. "Yeah, but I was the turkey!!!!" =}

You forgot the best quote. "HI FLOOR! MAKE ME A SAMMICH!"

I've listened to this, like, ten times, and I'm still crackin' up! I love you, Gir!

WHYYY IS HISSSSS HEEEAAAD SO BIIIIG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ALSO: ARE WE THERE YET??

gir: yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay! ^-^ zim: no gir thats bad... -.-" lol i love that :D

One million views! :3

WHERE DID THE LAST PIGGY GOOOOOOO

"I loved you piggy!!!" I was drinking orange while listening to this, and for some reason at that line, I spat it all out and laughed. Now my keyboard is damaged, and I'm wiping it down with those special wipes.

Zim:WHY WAS THE BACON IN THE SOAP?! Gir:I MADE IT MYSELF

Congratulations, everyone has managed to at some point quoted the video purely consisting of quotes. A job well done, none of the rest of would have ever picked up on any of it otherwise. You all deserve a pat on the back and a cookie.

How in the hell is this spam?!?!?!?!? I LOVE YOU GIR

I get alot of ideas for my stories on FanFiction from GIR. Thank you GIR, I love you.

lol "WHY IS HIS HEAD SO BIG??" "WHY ISSS HISS HEAD SOOO BIG??" Lol gir

This was my first exposure to Invader Zim. My sister had played this track she got from a friend. I had honestly though it was just a recording of my sister on a sugar high then played with the pitch.

'Yay! We're doomed!' My favourite line.

I LOVDED U PIGGEH I LOVDED YOU HOO HOO

Damn 2021 and gir is still amazing awesome quotes

I MADE IT MYSELF

i like the part where zim says "WHY WAS THERE BACON IN THE SOAP" then gir says I MADE IT MYSELF" I like how gir said that xD lol

OG MY GOD i remember downloading this on Kazaa waaaaaay back in the day

watching or listening to gir while drunk is the best thing ever

Holy shit. I'm almost certain this is THE first video I ever watched on RU-vid. Back when I was a wee lad in 4th-5th grade and just discovered Invader Zim and Google search. These lands are sacred. I'm so glad this video is still up after so many years.

hahah i loved 0:00-5:38 :P

"I love the little tacos, I love them good." GIR!!!!! XD

"and now I leave you to..." "Say moosey fate. Say moosey fate." "You're moosey fate!"

You missed one! "I was the turkey all along! It was me! Meeee!" But Gir is always unreasonably fun to listen to.

But it's missing my favorite:( "Are we gonna ride the sun home?" :D

Why Is Everything Always Recorded On A Potato?

Gir is the awesomest person ever. Fave character till the end!

I spent HOURS watching this show back in second grade... It's really weird and incredibly creepy but HILARIOUS!

"i love this show"

I'm drawing 8 Girs, and this is the best thing to listen to while drawing him XD

"im going to sing the doom song now!" *sings doom song!*

I WANT GIR SO BAD,I LOVE HIM SO MUCH,(TEMPER TANTRUM),(explodes)

It's just a baby. HI BABY!!!!!

My opinion of ZIM's top phrase: Dear ZIM, dont touch the time machine! Love, ZIM *Stuck in brain* the end.

Gir is probably the greatest character ever made

YAAAAAAY

1,666,097 views Illuminati confirmed

I Love you so much for uploading this!

Ever since I became obsessed with Invader Zim about 2 years ago,I've been screaming "DOOM!" Or Zim's quote "You're lying!" along with alot of other quotes from Invader Zim :D.

WHY IS HIS HEAD SO BIG

Gir is my favorite part and character of the show

scene girls on their way to make every single line GIR says a TikTok audio

"I gotta go pig. I'll see ya later!"

Zim :Quiet ! You wanna wake up the whole planet ? Gir : I do ...

I am completely and toatally OBSESSED with gir!!!!!!!!! he is sooooooo cute!!!!!! I LOVE HIM!!!!!!

i love invader Zim, it was my fave show as a kid

@denialofthetruth that was the most epic thing ever man

I LOVE THIS SHOW *so awesome!

I love this show

Complete EPICNESS!!

PLZ make a part TWO!! there are a bunch of good Gir quotes during the ep. Tak the hideous new girl plus there's "I was the turkey all along, ME!" during backseat drivers from beyond the stars ^_^

there is just no way that i can sit through and listen to the whole things without going , "ahhh hes so freaking cute!!! XD" :)

I love this show :3

Gir is so freaking awesome :)

i love his voice actor his voice is really deep surprisingly

Amazing! I stuck it out a mind numbing 1 minute and 50 second. I'm going to go crush my head now.

LOL! My favorite would be, "Must obey the taco man!"

CUPCAKES are always better than going home.

This is Amazing

God damn I miss this show!!! Must get the DVD's... and JTHM. Jonen is amazing =P (all though I most likely spelled his name wrong)

1:03, my favorite quote!

I love this show. ^^

I just love the heck outta dis guy, gir that is.

Return that movie! You got any of them taquitos.

God, I miss watching Invader Zim as a kid.

i love this show

I LOVE THIS SHOW *fades epically*

i miss this show and rocos mondern life..they were good shows!

his voice is so beautiful :')

OOH! This is my favorite show!!!

i love how the nicktoons network brought back this show!

*watches invader zim* I love this show... I'M GONNA WATCH IT AGAIN!

"I loveded you piggy! I loveded you!!!" Ha! That's my text message ringtone. ^_^ My favorite one ever though has to be "Why IS his head so big? WHY is his HEAD so big?"

i love this show B-)

this is like really awesome!!!!!!

I LOVE THIS

2:48 to make room for the tuna. really zim!! the tuna!

the worlds cutest robot turns into a dog with the cutest quotes ever...

Gir is so funny! That's why he's so epic.