8 Plans That Went to Hell Before They Even Got Started - Spit Take Theater 

Love the bride that takes down the other woman throwing pie on her face. That's a protector. Aint no one ever going to mess with their family and live to tell the tale

HINT: don't make a molotov cocktail with a plastic bottle.

Hey, if my crime buddy got ejected from a window in less than a quarter of a minute, I'd be getting the hell out of there too. For that to happen that fast he must be like captain America or something.

That guy that got thrown out had the quickest recovery time i've ever seen!!!!!!!!

I would like to see who threw that guy out of the store.

The arsonist has an even bigger fail that happened during the planning stage before he even reached the scene of the crime: picking a bottle that wouldn't shatter on impact.

hahahahah...."playing a game of catch with failure.." LOL

"DJ Jazzy Jeff right the f*ck outta there" hahaha most appropriate line of the year hahaha

that bride was having none of it. #runupgetdunup

Looking back spit take was about three years ahead on the music trends

i subscribed ages ago and i want... no actually i DEMAND the romance novel reading

I have no idea why something as wittily put together as this gets less than a million hits while someone facilitating a bowel movement with the soothing sounds of Marvin Gaye scores large.

If you don't want to tip off your victim while robbing a store, that something out of the ordinary is going to happen, maybe don't walk up smoking.

That guy needs to go to Bar-tending school and learn how to properly make (and "serve") a Molotov cocktail.

I subscribed. I demand that Soren read me a romance novel!

"The one store that hired dirty Harry to man the til" it was so funny I watched that part 3 times

This reminded me of the epic scene in WKRP In Cincinnati where Les Nessman mispronounced Chii Chii Rodwaqueeze. It's been years since I thought of that scene.

Hm..... that's weird, I watched this twice and I can't seem to find the new Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie anywhere on this list.....

I need MOAR Soren erotica!!

Well, #4 honestly wasn't as bad as I was expecting. When he mentioned Girls Gone Wild, there was a second where I was scared that girl was going to expose herself in front of a bunch of kids or something.

That's why the molotov's wick should be soaked in lamp oil or something wind resistant. Also, you gotta chuck the shit out of it to break the bottle.

looks like i found my replacement for =3. Great job, Cracked!

So I watched it to the end, and I have to ask... why does Soren's face look like someone hit his face with a board? I can only imagine that he got in a fight and the person he was battling realized how boned he was, and tried to even the odds with that board. I further imagine that other than that one lucky hit to the face this guy was promptly shown that there is no such thing as a even fight with Soren.

Guy pulls a gun. Clerck tries to grab it, guy pulls the gun behind his back. Simplicity of that move is genious - make the robber go from attac to protec on instinct.

Fire music and a hilarious video. Great video all around

This guys are genius. Bravo! BRAVO! 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

You think Cracked has a stash of non-attractive comedy writers they don't let on screen? I feel like their ratio of cuties-to-regular-internet-writers is off.

That last clip with the dude getting tossed out like Wile E Coyote though.....LMAO!

Wow! The chart about weeding planing with "Coup d'état Time" LMFAO!!!! 😂😂😂

Love your attitude and dry wit. Fantastic.

0:50 I think it's a good thing they stopped the camera, for the pie throwing woman probably didn't get out of without being horribly maimed by the bride. Which is probably a good thing, cause if your idea of fun is to throw a pie in the face of a woman on her wedding day, you should probably apply to a mental institution. Hope you learned your lesson kids, if you throw the face of a bride a pie, you die. Don't mess with women on their wedding day.

This was great. Twins! I LOL'd.

I really miss these videos with the awesome hip hop song selections

I already miss Soren so much. Jack too, but he never offered to read me a romance novel so a bit less.

This episode of cracked got me into A$AP Rocky, thank you cracked.

Already subscribed and still getting Sorenerotica.

damn it I already subscribed where is the rest of that novel Soren?!? and do some more after hours please! lmao but thank you I love cracked youtube!

I keep getting the ask google ad and it's driving me insane

the are you okay girl got me laughing so hard

You have to arrange the guests like you're playing chess against the inevitable laws of entropy and alcoholism. OMG! HAHAHA!!!

you shouldn't try and rob jackie chans store thats like robber 101

Thanks Jack. Good times. And future good luck to you.

That was hilarious! I bout peed on myself laughing. The little guy made it even funnier. Whatever his name is.

I subscribed. Where's my Soren??

For the second to last one, I remember seeing a vid of a cashier grabbing the barrel of an automatic and ripping it out of the robber's hands

I SUBSCRIBED! I WANT THE WHOLE PACKAGE, SOREN! I demand more Sorotica nauuuww!!!!

I subscribed. Where's my reading of the book, Soren?! lol

Playing a game of catch with failure!! Amazing!

ahahahahaha thrown out the fuckin window...that was a good one

Near where I live, the post office was being robbed and the dude who owned it pinned him down and his wife beat the robber up with a baseball bat.

Love the Survivor clip (If you ever want to watch some of the countries smartest people fail miserably, watch the "Brain" tribe from this season of Survivor (only Spencer and Tasha seem to have brains...))

Oh my God he said the body was still bouncing when his partner drove off. lmao lol I'm dying here

last clip made me cry

Those wedding photos were scary!

I love the wedding ones lol.

best credits scene ever!

That's a great sweater.

the guy from number two is my new hero. no doutb, on da face!!!

1:12 50 points to Griffindor! DUDE you are awesome XD.

Been a while since I laughed enough to cry.

Jack you're fucking hilarious: DJ Jazzy Jeff right the fuck outta there!! Indeed.... LOLOLOLOL I know this vid is old, but I've been binge-watching the shit outta Cracked...........................

Awesome!!!

Ok I subbed now where is Soren reading Passion Untamed for us??

I fucking love cracked

good work guys where do you find this stuff? and holy shit that nut shot

I DEMAND MORE SORENRATICA!!!!

Hey Jack O'Brian where did you get that sweater, it's really nice and I think my boyfriend would love it!

Number 4 was dope

I subbed, never got my .flac reading of Passion Untamed (by Pamela Palmer) Soren is supposed to supply us with. What's going on, Cracked?

noice choice of song

The last one was in my city XD simply the best

i couldn't breathe by #6

That jumper is cool as. Anyone know where he got it?

Saw this a month ago on the website. Suddenly convinced me to get into A$AP. THANKS CRACKED/OBAMA

holy crap that guy got launched through that window!

I really like Jack but OMG i would never let him pick my music

Before the video I got a very inaccurate ad for League of Legends. It actually showed players enjoying themselves.

I guess there's your example of good people having guns

If "All of World War I" isn't on this list, I will be disappointed by Crack's lack of historical perspective.

I need the link to the last fail of the guy getting thrown out of the little corner store that he tried to rob. That's awesome but I can't seem to find it. Anyone? Bueller?

"For the vine?" Wow. I wonder if, after she finished playing the bongos on her kidneys, the bride made that woman pay for all of the makeup, lace, silk, chiffon, and professional photographer time she wasted? I mean...that's a TON of money.... Also: response video to your employee quitting? DOUCHETACULAR. Really, really douchey. Just. Terrible.

So, where do I get that sweater?

I would buy a series of Soren's books, legit, and keep a few in plastic wrap ;)

Dude's body really WAS still bouncing when his homey pulled TF OFF 😆 omg that was terrible 😅 karma stewww

I wonder if he's okay?

A r e y o u o k a y

Plot Twist: The "molotov cocktail" is a beer

Still waiting for that package, Soren.

First time I see someone thrown through a window in real life and I never get to see the man responsible

1:03 actually made me spit take...

come on soren, i'm still waiting on that live read of a trashy romance novel :P

Did the old man who was hit in the balls say he forgot he had something there? Unless a guy doesn't have a pair, NO HE'S NOT OKAY!

This is like =3 but not shity

Foam on a plate does not a pie make (as the traditional saying goes)

I got a pretty good kick out of that dj jazzy Jeff joke.

spit my coffee

was the car still in neutral? thats why it rolled off the embankment?

By first one I mean number 7

that was a treat

That girl who fucked with the wedding for a vine doesn't even look like she belongs there- girl is wearing shorts, flip-flops, and a tank top. Even my most tomboyish friend wasn't that casual at her wedding with the guests. So was she just like, a stranger who saw a wedding going on and was like "Yeah, I'll fuck up this stranger's day because the Internet will think I'm cute and funny!" That shaving cream on a Solo plate had to run the bride's hair, makeup, and dress. But like, what was with the reactions of the groom and photographer?