8 Secret Video Game Bosses You Must NEVER Find 

Just wanted to say your outros are quite possibly the best thing that RU-vid has ever showed me, love watching yours and all the lists on this channel Thank you guys!

Actually thought for a sec you forgot the 1 per list lol

Pedantic fact of the day: The proper pronunciation of 'Uranus' is Oo-ron-us

Jules, I think it's a great thing that you're doing to leave an inspiring and encouraging message at the end of your videos. I know that a lot of people who have issues with depression, self worth, etc. will spend a lot of time alone just scrolling through youtube, so I hope a lot of them see these videos because it sounds like you understand and that's a big deal. Keep it up. You all are awesome!

*watches list* yyyyeaaahhhh, I've not fought any of those b- "Uranus from Bloody Roar 3" *Starts hissing* no. Noooooo no no no nope. My fingers hurt just thinking about that fight and my blood pressure spiked. I've fought her several times and defeated her thrice: Long, Shen Long, and Stun. Almost got her with Xion, but had to go to work and didn't feel like getting back to that point. I need a drink now :(

Famous last words?

"You will probably need help my friend "

I hate these bastards for making me want to find them I call my brain cells the bastards (Someone please punch me for making this joke)

Cameron Morgan Bizzaro says: “your joke was funny!”

@@TheRealNormanBates it's not a punch but I'll take it

I've only defeated 2 valkeries so far, so I'm dreading Sigrun.

Samuel Cox as you should be sir. As you should be.

I've been trying for a ducking month

Defeated Sigrun three months after GOW release, still have nightmares of her heel stomp...

God of War sigrun : im a hard boss Sekiro Isshin : hold my sake .

I beat him at lvl 70

Why bring up Sephirot here? Are you evil and nuts mixed together?

I beat him on Proud at 65 with like an hour and a half of darksouls level boss movement memorization. The trick is trinity limit and berzerker charge, then run and fly around like a pansy-ass Peter Pan till you can do it again healing anytime you fall below 1/3 HP. Yeah after 15 years I still remember how to curb stomp one of the hardest boss' in gaming but can't be bothered to learn and remember the date Lincoln got shot.

I beat him at level 59 Just git Gud buddy

I was waiting for this entry and knew it wouldn't be in it...but I was still angry it wasn't there. It's a totally unnecessary fight that even after really grinding and getting your level up is still really difficult.

max arden congrats here’s a cookie 🍪

Congrats on reaching maturity mate

I'm just a child at heart

In Mega man 5 on the Gameboy there's a Stardroid named Uranus

Congrats on reaching puberty mate

Yeeee buddy. Made my canadian heart super happy Haha ^_^

absolutely, it made my day

Yeah, was not expecting that and its exactly what I needed to hear today! Rough times suck.

The hell was that? Did a subscriber off himself and mention whatculture in his 'note' or something?

@@garry12777 mental health is important and unfortunately not spoken of enough. So this is nice.

I thought the exact same thing

Came here to say this

Same

The nine should have been sans

She's not over leveled, her health is actually tied to your level, so lower level, means lower health

@@BlueCo77 "Over leveled" just means above whatever level you're playing at. What you mean is that she scales according to your level, and those two aren't mutually exclusive.

@@BlueCo77 If she's scaled to your own level then why does her health bar change colour depending on your level? At Level 10 (NG+) she's yellow, but if I equip some crappy armour she'll have a purple health bar.

MNightTomalan because her level is actually maxed out. You changing armor and equipment just affects how much harder or easier it will be to beat her. I did beat her after 15+ plus tries. Biatch had me frustrated.

It took me a week to finally beat that b***+-!

i did

Makes me proud that I've beaten atleast 2 on this lisr

I have beaten that woman after dying around twenty times

Shes not that difficult

GOD OF GUDNI it’s only difficult if that fucking curb stomp hits you if you let it but other than that it’s just basically the same boss you fight all the other times, beat it first try

I finally beat that bitch after about the 30th round ish the next day 😅 She was a worthy opponent!

Makes me feel soooooo old... but yeah, I remember when Duke Nukem was a sunglass-devoid lover of daytime television who worked for the CIA and wielded an Atomic Cannon against the armies of the evil Doctor Proton. And he hardly ever picked up turds, either!

@@BlakeTheDrake that flying chair

Dooki Nooki

I bet a lot of us came to the comments early just to call this out. Those original Duke games were really fun, especially as a 7 year old kid on the oldest computer in the house. I liked them a LOT more than the 3D games, although I might be alone in that opinion.

Exactly what I was thinking, and the reason I came here to post lol

cant beleive that wasnt in this list

Lingering will was harder

@j in kingdom hearts 1, yes. In Kingdom hearts 2 I had a cheat disk that maxed all your stats and set you to 99 with all abilities. Still couldnt even get close

sephy is my bitch in both games never lost to him after i killed him

in KH1 it was a little hard, but on KH2 it was a joke. The Arena level of the underworld where you had to fight Tifa, Cloud, Yuffie and Squall at the same time was way harder!

Same. I sat there all night telling myself "this time im gonna make it. I was so close." And I take great pride in saying that I defeated her in "Give me a challenge" mode with the valkyrie armor. Great fight.

I felt like everytime I got close on an attempt, the AI would steamroll my ass 3-4 times immediately after

@@ionystherogue5627 Right? And then you fight her for like 20 mins and get her down to almost zero health and suddenly you forget how to play or sth and she beats your ass with 2 hits and you're dead.

And here I was stuck on eir for like 3 hours lol... never drop your difficulty!!

I didn't take long to beat her in normal, but then I did NG+ in Give Me God Of War, managed to kill the valkyires and never could beat the queen, the most I ever could get her down to was half her life, its insane

Beat her on hard mode after about 100 attempts lol

After her, it was a cake walk to platinum 😂

I fought her about a total 10 times and said F this, going to take to much time and investment lol

Look up the channel GBG and watch how he tears her to shreds.

I had a bet with my room mate that i could complete the game on the hardest mode. I died 20 times in the tutorial fight and died on almost every pack of mobs after that. Couple weeks later i find myself at the queen took me far to long. But hey i won. But lost my sanity

Imagine it was the only achievement I needed to get the platinum trophy. I literally screamed of joy when I saw the R3 Icon over her head.

The fighting being the very opposite of pattern based was one of the things I loved about that game.

@@1blameonme1 was the only fight I had to set the difficoulty one grade lower. After 3h I just had enough, after lowering the difficoulty I won on my second attempt. I know how maddening that can be, especialy if she is was one runic away from defeating and then just stomps you in the ground.

I beat sigrun in 30 trys it wasnt that hard

Legion needs a buff do you know what a contradiction is

An UNO reverse card

@@dragonlorddracodenblaze or a WILD DRAW 4 and he turns it blue and all you have is yellow and the 4 cards you draw are red

How about Devil May Cry 4 (?) where there‘s a difficulty where every enemy can one-shot you?

I still need that ending. XD

what about the online ur Dragon from dragons dogma? a boss literally so strong you can't kill it on your own.

Ahh thats hot, thats hot

Admiral Ackbar's School of Traps same

@@generalkenobi5173 a surprise to be sure, but a welcome one

How did he know???

We should the toilet group

Hohohho he hasn't met Nick.... hahaahhaha hahaahahaha

Nahh just kidding..... you can cheese Nick bu Not Rick...... he's unpredictable.

Hahaha so true 😂😭😭

Some of them were actually quite easy. The queen and the second one i did were extremely difficult

BOI

Me: .....ah crap!!!

How many times did you fight queen? Me 15 or 20 times

Me tooo

Me three

Bloody roar was great

The second one was my favorite

One of my top 3 fighting game series :)!

You, my friend, have went through another of life's crotch punches. Anyways, congrats.

F

Months?

Bravo mate!!!

@@loganrichardson966 I took a lot of time away to not look at that fight. I played other games ground in other games Then, I fought her and got curb stomped repeatedly.

MississippiRebel same here and one more the Bayonetta Secret bus is absolutely a demon

i couldnt even beat the first valkeryie and here we have you beating all of them and the last

IAM BUMBO lmao I tried to fight one and that bitch knocked me out in 2 hits. I’ve never left a boss battle quicker.

Same! It was my first week of playing the game because it wasn’t mine. It took me more then 100 tries though lmao! It was really fucking hard, but definitely possible

Took me about 40 tries lol but the last try didn't get hit even once and I slayed that bitch

I loved crushing them both. lol

Super Punchout is the Easiest one! Not sure why this game is on the list! OG Punchout & Punchout Wii are way tougher! :)

Its hilarious dude was wrong the entire time lmao

Here’s a cookie 🍪 Sherlock, well done

Nah, he's far too easy to cheese.

Nope

Mysterious Figure from Bbs

@@25shadow11 The problem with that fight is it's poorly done. I know boss fights are likely to have a few cheap things to make them more challenging, but MF is cheap and pretty much luck based.

@@Hidden_lvl True, but that is all the more reason, right? l mean, screen filling unblockable 1 hit killers, clones, and able to heal himself, and all you get for that is a not so great keyblade

Masked _Spy reading this on the toilet

Kristopher Luna writed this on the toilet

Masked _Spy wtf I’m also on the toilet 😂

Taking the Cosby's to the pool right now

Writing this also on the toilet

showing some love for a forgotten franchise. my brother used to use uranus in BR. cheap bitch.

@@judastheman Hey, the guy earned her. She's not easy to get. I know, BR3 is one of my favorite games of all time, and I still have trouble dealing with Xion on occasion, never the damn less Uranus.

I never pre order or crowd fund games.... But dammit I'd throw some serious cash at a new bloody roar

But really.. I would have switched 1 and 2. Uranus wasn't that difficult until you cranked the difficulty to max. GoW's boss was the same no matter how you leveled. Also Uranus had exploitable AI, if you knew what you were doing

@@marcuszer0 Uranus has patterns, and if you want some tips on how to beat her, I'll boot up BR3 and go back to fight her again and get a refresher for myself

Took me so long to beat her.

@@cutiepie6796 Sigrun is not "a piece of cake" she is literally the hardest fight in the game. Don't be such a jerk.

@@Samusman9999 SHE WAS A PIECE OF CAKE U DUMBASS, IT'S OBVIOUS U DIDN'T LEVEL UP BECAUSE I BEAT THE VALKYRIES LIKE THEY WERE NOTHING

@@cutiepie6796 I'm sure you did.

@@Samusman9999 Yeah fighting her on GMGOW difficulty was a major pain in the ass.

@Psn Runfromitall maybe I just tried too early but he whooped me

Yeah that was a tough one. Took me a couple tries to build right, but ended up manageable

What? How? Hardest boss in the game sure, but was kind of easy

He was "easy" because I think I killed him on my first try. Sure, you need the right build and everything, but this fight shouldn't take you more then a few tries max (with the right build). But bosses like Sigrun will kill you over and over and over even if you are prepared. Or bosses like the ruby or emerald weapon from ff7 take so much prepping and even then they're a pain in the ass. Their fights are hard enough to be memorable. Morgan Freeman's wasn't.

It opened with a super nintendo title and I knee it was gonna be a good list with nice variety

You mean Dark Souls, don't you?

@@ahmedgamil74 YES!!!!

@@thaddeusrussell8919 but they mentioned a god of war boss even though that secret boss is not even that hard compared to a lot of other secret bosses around

I thought he was impossible to beat since his opening attack is so vicious.

Which game the fractured buthole or stick of truth

@@standardofexcellence Fractured Buthole

Fun game but Morgan Freeman wasn't an impossible fight. Hard Yes

Morgan freeman is not even that hard of a boss when compared to bosses like Baal (Disgaea D2)

Jacob Crosby Best Chris Farley reference I’ve seen yet

It's because it's horribly mispronounced. U-ran-us not Ur-anus. The rest of Europe gets it right.

or... is this a futurama reference?

@@johnturtle6649 both

Unfortunately,......... You did

Fr lol

It took me 2 Hours to kill her...

Nah man. From software games are actually fair compared to give me god of war mode

@@daviddelgadillo4502 yea seriously the game itself isnt that bad on give me god of war mode (you just have to be ready to die lots until you learn the patterns to exploit) but the valkyrie queen you have to be absolutely flawless some of her attacks give you like half a second to respond and they can instakill you almost... its really kinda unbalanced and pissed me off

Specially if u get blinded and b**** uses Valhalla dive bomb. U pretty much r dead at that point.

Finishing FS game does not mean a thing. Completely different playstyle. I literally forgot about Queen of the valkyries, since i felt she was mediocre, but i do have problems in FS games

Thats from FF9 right?

It's just a rock crusher

SPOILING

Dude the Rock Crusher is a cakewalk compair to the fire-splitting kappoera master war machine also known as Fireclaw.. also did I mention that it have big ass heathpool.

Dude, there are rock crushers in the base game. And the 1st one is annoying, but once you learn the tricks they aren't really all the hard.

Natsu Dragneel I couldn’t even get past the first few enemies on gmgow 🙃

Shut up nerd

Exactly!

Not even the final boss!

iirc Rick was the cheater and Nick was just a stiffer Piston Hurricane with a smaller opening for one-shot KOing him right?

Yeah, totally urked me too hahaha

Maybe in the British release there was no Nick Bruiser. Maybe they just didn't play the game.

Nick bruiser was definitely harder than Rick

@@mazzarattim So hard that I beat him in 35 seconds

@@jacobwells9207 Lol. Same

He was hard but that stupid dragon darkester is worse

Agreed... but midear is far worse... took me weeks lol

NK is ez,now midir he is gae

Midir and nameless king easy, final boss for Dark Covenant in DS2 is a pain in the balls

Darklurker I think its called

WraithLord1000 thank goodness someone remember that battle felt like a top Lynx after that

Respect

Thermidor, bliss, kasumi (hard mode has only) and wynne ( I don’t remember the last one) They’re somewhat annoying on there (except kasumi) own but all 4 are infuriating I had to make an anti pa and long range build just to kill them

Divided and conquered with swords. Christ, what a mission...

But you got it done?!

Well it look like öhmmm yeah he even throws away his cigar

They didn't set the record they rivaled it United beat Ipswich 9-0 years ago

@@finnspeak6093 they set the away record. Man utd won 9-0 at home.

Nah she was a little unfair. She felt a bit RNG heavy at times. An example of this is her stomp grab. On gmgow she can randomly use it after nearly every combo she does and will sometimes delay it with a fireball attack or she can do it 3 times in a row with her sometimes doing the fireball attack inbetween. It felt pretty cheap to get hit by because if she doesn't do the fireball you have to dodge instantly. You can never predict which version she is going to do because it's completely random. I could never identify a pattern with it. Not to mention that it's pretty much a oneshot on gmgow if you don't have really high level gear. Even with high level gear it will still do like 90% of your health. She took me like 8 hours to beat on gmgow so I got pretty decent at fighting her and I could never identify a pattern with that move. Also for some reason they decided to remove the "Valhalla!" audio cue that the other Valkyries did making an already tricky move to avoid just straight up ridiculous.

I figured out the best way to tell what she is doing is by paying close attention the the color of the ring that tells you when she's attacking. Even with that said though I'm bot fighting her again after it took me days to beat her on gmgow.

@@LordKewlDewd I'm taking about her jumping stomp specifically. She can just randomly do it without much of telegraph and she can mix it up with the fireball move making it feel very RNG heavy since there's no telling if she will do the fireball delay or not.

Conor1997 Well said sir & 8 hours is straight up BOSS!! Congrats! It's really sad we didn't get a 🏆 for beating her on such a hard diffuculty... It took me 3 days to beat her on GMGOW difficulty smh. Now I can load up the game & beat her any given day without even getting hit 1x or using rage because I know her move set & how to defend like I made the game. I sometimes let her recover after she dies just to kill her a few more times because of how she use to do me when I sucked lol... She is literally the cheapest boss I've ever seen in a video game though. I've even got some videos of me avoiding the fire air attack & her glitching on top of me anyways. Also that attack were she steps back for a split second & immediately hops forward for the wing stab shouldn't have even been in the game as it's impossible to see it coming. & the wing shell she does can glitch if you're already mid attack with a move that doesn't open her shell up then she glitches & opens with the BS literally in a split second that almost 1 shots you. She wasn't like this in the original game but developers made her cheesy AF in new game plus. I got about 10 videos of her glitching different ways.

@@maceomillions2192 Funny enough her wing stab never really gave me too much trouble. It would catch me occassionally if I wasn't paying attention but I could usually see it coming. It's probably due to the fact that I'm used to fighting Vergil in dmc3 on dmd mode with turbo turned on. He has a similar attack called a stinger where he lunges forward with his sword and stabs you. The only difference is that it comes out waaaaay faster than Sigruns stab move and with turbo turned on (games speed is increased by 20%) it becomes borderline impossible to react to 😂🔫

Oh gawd

Platinum Cup 😢

Harder than this whole list at the same time.

It fucking wasn't 😒

Sepheroth tooo

What do you mean terrible? It wasn't an unfair fight, just fucking hard. You couldn't rely on learning attack patterns as while she did have some set combos and patterns, it wasn't enough. You just had to learn her move set and how to react properly to each move to not get raped. One of my fave bosses as all the Valkyries do well to train you for the fight

@@TheGorillamilitia HOW WAS IT HARD, IF U ARE ABOVE LEVEL 9 THEN IT WOULDN'T BE HARD

IT WASN'T TERRIBLE IF U KEPT CUSTOMIZING KRATOS

@@TheGorillamilitia terrible as in hard not bad. Um her AI switches up the order of the attack and the lower in life she gets the less she signals attacks even going as far as to darken the screen even when you dodge the shade attack.

@@cutiepie6796 what? How was sit hard? I had custom super juiced armor, I put everything I had into building them and making sure I got max benefits with the sets and even with a revive crystal she kicked my teeth in. Level 9? I even had the stone that makes valkyries do less damage