9 Pitches For AEW Full Gear 2023 

I can understand if you guys are burnt out on pitches. But please. PLEASE. Do not underestimate how great these videos are. Every pitches video I'm like, hmmm how unhinged will someone get? How many pages will Andrew use for a pitch? Will there ever be another AI pitch? Goodness I sure hope so. Love you dudes, it's ok to take a break but please oh please keep this thing going ❤️

Stay positive Ross you still got it

I think the Toni storm and Tony khan pitch sounds genuinely great and hell,you could even factor it into the CC tournament with Bryan Danielson having to fill in for Tony Khan but also having to juggle being the interim boss back stage

Another classic Jack the Jobber battle royal is a welcome addition to this video. It's a shame the final entrant wasn't him eating at an Italian restaurant with his laptop, but we can't get everything we wish for.

I just wanna throw it out there, because I think it's gonna be an important detail going forward, that Wardlow has never once actually mentioned wanting the title. He just wants to make MJF suffer.

I reckon we should just have Jeff Jarrett be the devil, put him over (clean) MJF, give him one last reign of dominance and then have him drop the title to Stokely Hathaway

That pitch with Toni Storm is absolutely genius it would be hilarious

Jack talks about gaming like my uncle who used to have a Playstation and a gaming PC back in the year 2000 but got big into bar crawling in his spare time instead. And I'm here for it.

Both Toni pitches are GREAT😂

What if AEW fake firing cm punk and he's the the Man behind and nobody would ever see that coming 😱

Ive got a feeling Wardlow will be one of the masked men.

Wait, so you telling me Jack never knew SEGA still existed? Surely he been playing Football Manager on his streams, SEGA published that video games series!

Also, I know anyone who criticizes anything Ross says takes heat for it these days, but I feel like someone needs to bite the bullet and point this out, and dammit I’ve seen worse hills to die on:… Ross’ first pitch: build the whole show around FOURTY-FOUR-YEAR-OLD Samoa Joe. Ross’ second pitch: kill all the old guys because they make the product feel stale. And this is the same dude who doesn’t think Jay White belongs in the main event. 🙄

Ok but imagine the cm punk spot...but it's Kenta 😂😂😂

I miss when Jack used to do a final pitch that was created by bad AI.

Rocky vs. Thunderlips was a draw. Just felt the need to point that out.

It’s stressful not knowing what I want to happen until Andrew’s pitches.. what a man

Vice McMahon is the devil Mr. McMahon is All Elite 😂

Imagine don callis is the devil

Ross' pitches keep me coming back

I love when Jay was a free agent and people thought he might go to WWE it was a big deal but now that he went to AEW and is positioned at the top of the company people are like, "eh, he's only okay."

I think the reason the pitches never come true is because 95% of them are just trying to fix things they don't like about current storylines or booking. Like, they are all really upset about Joe vacating the title so they pitch ideas to fix that, which is probably never going to happen because the truth is that AEW probably don't have a plan for that.

Vote me down as much as you want to. But I am fed up with all these channels talking about Punk and hoping he comes back. The guy is very clearly a jackass who thinks way too much of himself. His presence was actually costing other genuinely nice people. People like Christopher Daniels who from every other source you hear from seems like a genuine amazing person. People who continue to support Punk are essentially saying they are ok if others like CD and Nemeth and Page suffer from it, just because Punk was good on the mic and I just cant get behind it one bit.

Dryden Mitchell, alien ant farm . For the win ,that tour dvd is very good watch

It.ll be awesome AEW Revolution Continues F the haters

IF C. M. Punk IS the devil (I don't think he is), he could use the line on the following Dynamite "The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist"

OMg the devil masked figure is gonan be rick Flair...🤣 Imagine!

WTF is dead? 😢

16:21 huge pop. I feel you jack

If CM Punk is the devil I will lose my shit! I’m not a big CM Punk fan, but his story with MJF was top notch! I just want an ending to that story then CM Punk can ride off into the sunset

Andrews first pitch is nothing short of legendary

It's a Dan Akroyd on SNL reference...

The top recommended video under this video is the Sonic video from Super Eyepatch Wolf… weird.

I think Aubrey Edwards is the devil... Part 1: The Unmasking At Worlds End,, the roster is gathered in the ring for an announcement by Tony Khan. The lights suddenly go out, and when they come back on, The Devil is standing in the center of the ring. The wrestlers circle The Devil, ready for a confrontation. As the tension builds, The Devil slowly removes the mask, revealing not a wrestler, but Aubrey Edwards, one of AEW's most respected referees. The crowd and wrestlers are in utter shock. Part 2: The Backstory A series of vignettes and promos over the next few weeks reveal Aubrey's motivations. Feeling overlooked and underappreciated, she masterminded the entire Devil persona to shake up AEW's power structure and prove that anyone can be a major player in the wrestling world. Her intimate knowledge of the wrestlers' strengths and weaknesses allowed her to orchestrate chaos effectively. Part 3: The Alliance Aubrey aligns herself with underutilized wrestlers, forming a faction that challenges the status quo. This group includes talented wrestlers who have been hovering on the mid-card, now united under her cunning leadership. They start dominating matches, using their combined knowledge and skills to outsmart their opponents. Part 4: The Climax The storyline reaches its climax at AEW's biggest pay-per-view of the year. Aubrey's faction faces off against top AEW stars in a series of high-stakes matches. The final match is a dramatic showdown between the faction's leader and the AEW World Champion. In a surprising twist, the match ends with the faction's leader winning the title, cementing Aubrey's genius and the rise of her faction.

How could Jack not think Sega isn't around anymore when he plays football manager, a game published by Sega themselves. *facepalm*

Don’t remember contract specifics but I wouldn’t be surprised if Dolph Ziggler was the devil.

I'd have the man in the devil mask as Kyle O'Reilly and have Adam Cole turn on MJF and in doing so forming - The Undisputed Era

Up the Home Alone 3, a guilty pleasure Christmas film for me (which I watched after Jack and Ross talked about last year on the pod). Jack's Toni Storm hostage pitch is an all timer imo, I want to see TK as a hostage NOW!

Proud to be a one minute man in this case!

My god. I’ve only kept up on the podcast versions I never watch really so imagine my surprise seeing the wee little Jack has grown up! My man has a rugged-ish beard nowadays. Fantastic scenes

The "you ignorant slut" half of that line dates back to SNL in 1979 with Jane Cutain and Dan Aykroyd

It's weird to me to be like "Ya, he physically threatened his boss, and got into multiple fights with other people, but I would be down to bring him back!" when it comes to CM Punk. Like, in what other company would that ever make sense?

The Devil will turn out to be Ric Flair, even if it makes no sense. It will turn out to be a re-hash of the old Ole Anderson booked Black Scorpion angle. It will all be some sort of nonsensical plot of Flair's to get at Sting by not going after Sting at all.

I’m sorry but Home Alone 3 was trash. Never saw HA4. The first two are the only one that’s worth watching.

Tall Paul Wight will turn on Jericho..leading to his retirematch at Worlds End in a loser has to retire match since Sting is at Revolution

I could see Samoa Joe bn his partner but refusing to tag in, or leave right after the bell rings.. especially if he gets MJF to sign a contract.

Sega publish football manager, Mr. J.Jober if that is your real name.

How in Jack's battle royal, if entrant 7 is Jaws, how are we not getting the face off for the ages with Jaws and Sharkboy?

Well, we already had Wrestling With Shadows. Why not Wrestling With Holograms?

Andrew's 1st pitch... yes yes a thousand times YES!

I think they thought the asteroid killing everyone would be the most daft thing in this video, but shitting on the new Beatles song and then praising the talents of Alien Ant Farm is the single daftest thing I've ever heard

I know you're getting burnt out, but please no more senseless or AI generated battle royals

"But I digress." Lmao loss the multiple topics here, lads.

My Opinion, Adam Cole ist unser the Devils Mask

At this point I only care about MJF and Moxley and thats it.

They’re not trees, they’re Ents … you racists 😂 also his name is Treebeard

Vice McMahon is the devil Mr. McMahon is All Elite 😂

Why isn't this bit called "Pitches be Crazy?"

Im calling the devil is Kenny Omega and his henchmen are the elite

I've seen people referring to her as Midnight Blue

Jack just pitching, Retribution........

The devil should be cole but to help mjf not to turn on him.

Jack lost me when he said he hates Ferris Bueller

A James May reference in the first pitch😂

so close but still not George Miz Chips

I really think Danhausen will be part of the group tho for real..maybe the leader..I could see him running a stable

I reckon the fact that MJF is suddenly associating with Alicia Atout gives more credence to the idea that the Devil is Richard Holliday.

I think the only thing that would be more stupid than Samoa Joe vacating the ROH TV title would be Samoa Joe not trying to win a match for the AEW World title

Ohhh that was a twist!

Best one guys!

Up the pitches

thanks!

Better first pitch would be Joe making a deal with Jay White as well as MJF. The deal with MJF we already know about. The deal with Jay is that if he costs MJF the ROH tag titles then, Jay would politic to get Joe in the triple threat. So essentially, Joe made two deals and is playing both sides.

Watching Andrews mind just melt while they get games wrong was so funny 😂

That ross pitch with Toni Storm actually may actually work. Do like star wars did in Rouge one. Use the younger/indie talent as a trial run and just cgi and or latex the faces on. Helps train raw talent and helps toni with the gimmick. Win win. Also remember its not like they wouldn't have help to pull it off. They have Warner Brothers ffs

Jack wins today. The Wolverine cup helped.

I have almost 0 doubt that the Devil will be revealed as the closing shot of World's End, not this show. Not only is it the best TV they have going currently so keep it going but if you want a bigger pitch I think Max may have to defend the title in a multi-man match (triple threat or 4 way) so it seems impossible. He will win, barely, possibly with help from his friends. However post match he'll be attacked by a minion in a mask, then some or all of his competitors in that match too, revealing the minions until 4 of them hold him up for the devil who walks to the ring and decks MJF with the title or a move, unmasks and all 5 stand over max to close that show and end the year by setting up this new top heel faction and challenger for 2024.

+1 for dropping that sad sad Sega knowledge on us...

For Andrew’s Devil pitch; swap out Punk for TK 😅

AEW IS GETTING BACK TO INTERESTING TV AGAIN GOOD STUFF !!

Here we go...Andrew is one of those clueless nerds who thinks CM Punk is the devil. C'mon guys the devil is ANYONE but Punk accept the L and disappointment

Tree beard from Lord of the Rings wins

I don't see Jay White's appeal. Comes off as corny and cringe to me.

Early👑 here !!! Cus Ross

Good pitches lad's

Imagine Tony Khan is devil and he pulls "it was me it was me all along"

Sky blue=blackout

17:15 Fuck No!

Why did Alex Abranantes make it on the astroide kill list 😢

Regardless of the context, all im saying is it's a bit odd MJF said 'real world champ' this week after ignoring punk since his collision debut. (I dont think its Punk)

Home Alone 3 is GOATed. Mrs. Hess is an O.G Edit: Joel's "I am weak" was the highlight of the video

Couple of hard pops in this one, I would love Pac to be revealed as the devil and I'd love to see heel Danhausen in full blood-feast getup as terrifying miniboss in a heel stable.

these videos are pretty mid. the "silly" pitches are just stupid now and ruin the whole thing.

"Ground Zero" wouldn’t work as it’s a reference to the site of the 9/11 attacks.

Nooooo, I want Adeel (Mustafa Ali) to be the mystery assailant! 😃

I have one pitch : Tony walks out at the start of the show, admits that he's been wasting his Fathers money, wasting the fans time and that he needs to make amends. Proceeds to pull out one of those small Japanese daggers (authentic, he got it when he last went to Wrestle Kingdom) and proceeds to disembowel himself

The devil is Meltzer