Big barrel pays the media to hide this kind of stuff,they use cheaper and cheaper materials while paying workers less and less,then they have the audacity to raise their prices,they keep doing this shit till something bad happens and then push the blame on Iran like they always do.Why do people actually invest in this shit?They don’t do it for the thrill of making barrels or for satisfying their customers,they just do it for the money.
I met a great girl at frog con But when we got a room she wanted to try "doggy style" I left and was disgusted, the next day I was fired and my parents disowned me I became homeless. We met again she gave me 5 dollars I burnt it I don't want to be involved with a dog con person
the way she delivers the line "But the wasps were all dead" is just so perfect. it's amazing how genuine it is, you can see and hear her go through a range of emotions from calm to angry to nearly in tears. it's as if she's having to relive an actual painful memory.
how often do you see repentant barrel makers, though .. it's important to recognize sincerity and efforts to grow, and that's only something the purchaser of a faulty barrel can do
I purchased one of his barrels, and ever since, a ghost has haunted my house. The ghost's name is Rupert Pennyworth, and he eats all the cottage cheese from my fridge. I'll never forgive that man.
I thought this was real at first. I got suspicious at "I was naked" Somehow, I didn't realize it was fake until "My niece got trapped inside and she's still stuck there."
I thought this was actually real and I spent 5 minutes looking for broken barrels thinking it was something else for americans just to find out I got clickholed
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I feel like nowadays you only hear about the poorly crafted barrels. Don't get me wrong, I too have experienced losing a loved one to FrogCon and having strangers observe me through a thumb-sized hole - but we never see the true barrel artisans getting any praise. When my father was in the barrel industry before his untimely passing (a rabid squirrel had encased him within one of his own barrels) he was a true barrel craftsman. I remember the days of my youth, traveling into the garage and allowing the chocolate scent to overcome me. My father sold many of his barrels in his lifetime, but when he passed - his barrels were his only legacy. I can feel for these people, but it's just hard to feel sympathy when we only ever hear about the barrel horror stories, and none of the tales of the heroes who paved the barrels we know and love today.
My father too was a barrel craftsman, a dangerous profession is an understatement. He once got trapped in one of his barrels for 15 years.....we need to pay honors and respects for them risking their lives for us. The real hero’s.
ClickHole really does have crazy high production values. These videos could be used to demonstrate elements of storytelling and video production and how even objectively nonsensical content can be presented in a very slick fashion. Quite brilliant.
@@moldovancrisis5482 I think the most I learned from Clickhole videos is how other news media trick us into feeling strongly about issues we may not be affected by normally.
I was playing Amnesia: The Dark Descent, and I tried to stack some of this guy's barrels on top of each other so I could climb them--there are a bunch of them in the game--and they just couldn't support my weight. I kept getting killed by the monster and my gaming experience was ruined. Barrels are my mortal enemy now.
I purchased his Russian nesting barrels and they were all made of fibreglass inside and veneer on the outside. Absolutely shocked by this appalling workmanship - if you can even call it that. Not only that, but mine didn't smell of chocolate, they smelt sort of like what you would imagine a guy called Larry might smell like, you know that typical smell you would imagine when you think of a Larry? Anyway, I never got an apology, of course back in my day nobody got an apology. I remember back in World War One, which we of course just called the Great War back then, my friend John and I were sneaking off for some wine while the captian was away. We got caught by the wine maker Maurice and we saw him putting diesel fuel in the wine to increase the flavour, we asked him to stop but he never listened. You should have seen the look on old Maurices face when we let those invaders take his country, we could have stoppe them but we saw what he did. Anyway, once the war ended me and Jack went to Cuba to live out our days as rice farmers, of course back then rice was a living animal and you had to harvest it just like bacon, but we never got an apology for that. This generation will ruin our Ireland.
Captain Capellini i have to submit a confession of a war crime i did in ww2 i have burned baby barrels alive the crackle of the baby barrel wood is hunting me every night in my dreams my wife left me long ago after telling her the truth she married a blue pe barrel as revenge for my cruel doings back then at ww2 i am a monster and i know it
@@martinnordhagen1363 omg shut up that's so insensitive to the people who died making those barrels.. please reevaluate your life until you can feel sympathy
poor taste, man. those were real people who had real hardships. did you even hear about the dead wasp barrel? barrel of laughs? more like barrel of incredulous discrimination against wasp farmers.
i swear man some of the best actors out there specifically only act in satire youtube videos. dude who made the barrels genuinely looked distraught over the pain he has caused and looks like he’s gonna cry
Oh nah nah * someone takes the actual video seriously: people who get the joke and play among: I hope he burns in hell Fucktard: *takes the joke video seriously and believes the onion is a real news source* *needs to burn in Hell more than the barrel maker*
I once made a gazebo out of his barrels to dispose of wrenches, but it opened a portal through which meat gushes out and caused me to split into two half-weight versions of myself.
SerbAtheist If you don't already have a buyer for your portal meat I'd like to purchase as much as possible for my "interdimensional meatloaf" recipe, market prices on that stuff are outrageous these days.
Ugh. These people are being over dramatic. I've never had any problems with the barrels I bought, sure, the tortured moans coming from the barrel can be a bit distracting at times, but I just put a big blanket over it. No barrel is 100% sound proof.
As a professional barrel maker myself, yes, we do make mistakes sometimes. It's almost guaranteed you'll make a few bad barrels over a course of decades. With so many high-stake applications relying on barrels I do not think it is fine to make bad barrels as the consequences could affect many. Unfortunately, we are all human and we do make mistakes sometimes. It'd be great if the amount of mistakes we make could be lowered and I do believe it is the responsibility of any barrel maker with even a hint of respect towards their own craft to minimize them as much as possible. However, it is inevitable that you will sometimes ship out a few bad barrels. If you've been affected by a bad barrel, we're sorry. We'll always keep striving to do better.
He owes these people more than an apology! They're never going to be the same again because of his neglect and lack of quality control over his own product! SUE!!!!! 😈
I love seeing people put aside their differences and accept forgiveness in a world where most would hold a grudge over the barrel maker. I'm inspired, motivated and think I can take on the world now. Thank you for sharing this video.
if the barrel hadn't caught that man's sweater, he would never have fallen down the hill to find his wife cheating on him. if not for the barrel, he wouldn't even be near the swamp, pushing the barrel up the hill. you just don't give any credit to these people's heartbreaking stories
The one about the wasps wasn't the barrel-maker's fault. It was mine. My job is to come home with people after they buy groceries, and put their groceries away for them. The barrel was delivered while that lady was shopping, and we arrived home together. I put away her groceries while she opened the barrel to check on the wasps inside. They were almost all dead, and she was very upset. However, I noticed that six of the wasps were still alive. But before I had a chance to tell her, looked away for a second because I was distracted by the oil portrait of Grover Cleveland that she had hanging over her fireplace. As I was looking at the portrait, I rested my hand on the barrel. The six wasps that were alive had crawled to the edge, right where I was about to lay my hand. I accidentally killed all six of the wasps with my hand as I leaned on the barrel. I have been too ashamed to admit this until now. As an aside, I did get a very bad splinter in my hand from the barrel. It was very painful.
My friend Felix got PTSD from barrels and now he doesn't trust any barrels at all. Every time he sees a barrel he just screams "BARRELS, I KNEW IT WAS YOU!" But he always had his great friend called Stephano that was always by his side guiding him forward.
I love that comedy has progressed to such a subtle, intricate, and thoroughly explored point, that this is possible. If you presented something like this as comedy in the 1400's, people would laugh at you, not at the comedy.
I bought a barrel from this guy a few years ago (way before the story broke and he had been exposed as a fraud). I used the barrel as a condom and I couldn't feel a damn thing! My girlfriend said it was "a huge turn-off" and left her with splinters.
