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Autistic Reporter, Michael Falk, Enchanted By Prison's Rigid Routine 

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Michael Falk interviews new prison inmate, disgraced financier, Brian Wasserman, and becomes spellbound by the repetitive monotony of daily prison life.

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21 ноя 2011

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Комментарии : 12 тыс.   
@ChlckenNugget
@ChlckenNugget 5 лет назад
He went on to kill multiple cashiers and stacked their bodies. He then put the stacks into a straight line in front of people's families.
@bernardblack6116
@bernardblack6116 4 года назад
I love how your fingers think
@nikoskabbadias
@nikoskabbadias 4 года назад
You basically described how I play Red Dead Redemption 2
@kaianttila1619
@kaianttila1619 4 года назад
The Onion is great and so is your comment.
@daffa1809
@daffa1809 4 года назад
Underrated comment haha
@Abdessamad_Ajdar
@Abdessamad_Ajdar 4 года назад
Now that's what I like to call weaponized autism
@ChelBel17
@ChelBel17 4 года назад
“I cannot see you, Brooke. I can only hear you.” This video had me at the first 10 seconds.
@missundies
@missundies 4 года назад
A couple of seconds for me until I saw the onion logo, it was a great couple of seconds 😂
@viridianloom
@viridianloom 4 года назад
Even the heavy breath after her response was brilliant.
@elvis316
@elvis316 4 года назад
Closed strong with "make sure the cashier is dead'', too.
@Opawesum
@Opawesum 4 года назад
"Right..."
@dewchamp5716
@dewchamp5716 4 года назад
It had me at "Autistic reporter..."
@alfyc6970
@alfyc6970 9 месяцев назад
Stimming, echolalalia, desire for routine, hyperfixition, rambling. This character is a better example of autism than some serious TV dramas. Fair play to the onion.
@shilombaba
@shilombaba 8 месяцев назад
If you're interested, and even tho it is not described as so, the movie "Punch Drunk Love" is also a formidable depiction of autism (trust me, I could almost entirely relate)
@YRO.
@YRO. 8 месяцев назад
The good doctor looks a lot like this
@johansmith4764
@johansmith4764 8 месяцев назад
True but one of the best examples is Sheldon Cooper in "The big bang theory!" When they wrote the character they did not think of autism but with pure chance it became spot on autism! Sheldon Cooper is the very definition of autism! He is autism personified. He IS autism!
@shilombaba
@shilombaba 8 месяцев назад
@@johansmith4764 I would disagree. Autism is nothing but a basket in which "a range" of symptoms are put into :) There is not ONE autist for me. For exemple, I'm asperger, and I can relate to Adam Sandler in PDL very easily, when Sheldon seems like a gross caricature of some of my "things".
@n0denz
@n0denz 7 месяцев назад
More like echoLOLia.
@crowmollymedia6480
@crowmollymedia6480 Год назад
"Can you stack your family?" has occupied my mind for the last week.
@stephenharrington1977
@stephenharrington1977 Год назад
Shakespeare don't have shit on these writers
@SimBits
@SimBits Год назад
I'm crying that part was so funny
@jkta97
@jkta97 Год назад
@@stephenharrington1977 "How can we stacketh all our families?"
@potatoboy6094
@potatoboy6094 Год назад
It’s stupid, yet at the same time it’s genius, and if it’s genius it’s not stupid
@leonro
@leonro 10 месяцев назад
stacking them shouldn't be too hard if they're either dead or in a deep sleep, but stacking conscious people can be quite difficult if they're not willing to cooperate. But boxes are the easiest to stack.
@franzhaas6889
@franzhaas6889 4 года назад
ALL JOKING ASIDE. THIS WAS A FINE PERFORMANCE.
@ianrushsmoustache2282
@ianrushsmoustache2282 4 года назад
Franz Haas that just what i was thinking
@Neo2266.
@Neo2266. 4 года назад
What performance? The Onion is the one trustworthy news source
@KingoftheJuice18
@KingoftheJuice18 4 года назад
Sure was!
@noodlesoup5995
@noodlesoup5995 4 года назад
Not really. Instead of just repeating certain words or phrases it would have been more realistic if it came out more of a stutter than a random fixation
@ScrumpDiIIy
@ScrumpDiIIy 4 года назад
Lmao nice joke
@colortracks1430
@colortracks1430 3 года назад
How does the Onion find these unknown actors who have more talent than many of the people at Hollywood
@anameyoucantremember
@anameyoucantremember 3 года назад
John Cariani is a Tony award winning actor.
@alexwelles3683
@alexwelles3683 3 года назад
we have the same profile picture and it startled me
@BlisaBLisa
@BlisaBLisa 3 года назад
@@alexwelles3683 garf gang
@saintburnsy2468
@saintburnsy2468 3 года назад
@@BlisaBLisa garf gang 4 lyfe yeeyee Oh shidd
@jaffil4026
@jaffil4026 3 года назад
Because they arent acting
@conorbowen3360
@conorbowen3360 Год назад
11 years ago, The Onion understood autism better than most doctors and therapists
@Angel-rm8vt
@Angel-rm8vt 11 месяцев назад
where is Michael Falk today?
@hectormugwump5530
@hectormugwump5530 10 месяцев назад
Too real, man. Too real.
@panmigacz3121
@panmigacz3121 10 месяцев назад
Yes!
@thezeronelite
@thezeronelite 10 месяцев назад
​@@Angel-rm8vtPrison, I assume.
@Angel-rm8vt
@Angel-rm8vt 10 месяцев назад
@@thezeronelite for?
@Lazyguy22
@Lazyguy22 Год назад
I love how he says "make sure the cashier is dead" even though Brian never mentioned murder. Michael's out for blood.
@markwright3161
@markwright3161 9 месяцев назад
Brian will be getting kicked out for not killing someone. Michael is just securing a longer stay :)
@Hollyberrystreats
@Hollyberrystreats Месяц назад
It was a logical conclusion based on securing the maximum prison time?
@user-ik2ef3wk6z
@user-ik2ef3wk6z 7 дней назад
Well I think he mentioned it when he said that he robbed the cashier and then he shot her, what could you expect when you shot someone?
@UreksatheJade
@UreksatheJade 2 дня назад
​@@user-ik2ef3wk6z You missed the joke 😂
@vicwaju6963
@vicwaju6963 2 дня назад
@@user-ik2ef3wk6zidk bruh, they lose a leg or smthn? 😭
@Ironmaniacs7
@Ironmaniacs7 4 года назад
"There's barely any human contact, a-" *"How do I live here?"* Dead
@yasmineghriss2247
@yasmineghriss2247 4 года назад
We have the same profile picture
@michaelchilds7853
@michaelchilds7853 4 года назад
Now kiss
@rockpapercesar6841
@rockpapercesar6841 4 года назад
"Dead". Just like the cashier he's about to meet😂
@Starmadien2019
@Starmadien2019 4 года назад
Stab a guy.
@sterlingsilver5937
@sterlingsilver5937 3 года назад
💯
@aleshaford2968
@aleshaford2968 3 года назад
It cracks me up how his eyes light up when the prisoner says every second of his day is accounted for.
@sknnyd2676
@sknnyd2676 2 года назад
An incredibly nuanced performance. He must have done a lot of preparative research for this which is crazy for a 2 minute skit. But he knocked it out of the park.
@quickstep2408
@quickstep2408 2 года назад
that's when it gets really good haha. superb acting
@jjava.bean5
@jjava.bean5 2 года назад
the part that warms my heart is when he says I LIKE STACK. and the prisoner smiles, "you do?"
@knotshure8806
@knotshure8806 2 года назад
Do you have to make the lines straight ?
@SyzygyNoon
@SyzygyNoon 2 года назад
@@knotshure8806 A 5% variability plus-or-minus center is within acceptable tolerances. Watch out for slivers and protruding nails - they’re usually rusty. Lift from the knees with ease, not with the back. Rinse and repeat in any given situation.
@Maric18
@Maric18 Год назад
this is how you make fun of autistic people im on the spectrum, a lot less severely affected with the stims and the fixation but i absolutely love this sketch, because it takes real behaviors and presents them in a "cute" and funny way. not as annoying and overdone as sheldon and while TECHNICALLY the butt of the joke, the humor comes not from his misbehavior but from the contrast between what he likes and what other consider a punishment
@mamatapandey6073
@mamatapandey6073 8 месяцев назад
oh noo sheldon is rather egoistic
@mostbeautifulsinner224
@mostbeautifulsinner224 7 месяцев назад
Sheldon Cooper was never imagined to be on the spectrum. He has His quirks and OCDs and never learned to properly socialize because of these. His issues stacked and made him the person he was at the beginning of the show
@doncomputer5931
@doncomputer5931 6 месяцев назад
Why the heck do I keep getting compared to Sheldon? I do not know who Sheldon is.
@SophieBells-kk2yg
@SophieBells-kk2yg 6 месяцев назад
Ive looked it up out of curiosity while watching "young Sheldon " because of the fact he was able to hear an electric ringing quite loudly that no one else could hear. It said the writers never meant to portray him as autistic, just "sheldony"
@wheezesanchez5661
@wheezesanchez5661 6 месяцев назад
@@mostbeautifulsinner224Did you say stacked? I love stacking. One on top of the other, on top of the other, on top of the other...
@LootFragg
@LootFragg 10 месяцев назад
Cashier: "Well, you're not allowed to kill me." M. Falk: "Why not?" Cashier: "Cause it's against the law. You'd be breaking the rules." M. Falk: "I don't want to break the rules." Cashier: "It would be really messy, too. Look how neatly everything is stacked here. Imagine that in disarray." M. Falk: "Oh no!" Cashier: "And think of the amount of eye contact the investigators would force you to make." M. Falk: _collapses_
@gurrrn1102
@gurrrn1102 6 месяцев назад
I read that in Ryan George’s voice
@ShinySephiroth2
@ShinySephiroth2 6 месяцев назад
​@@gurrrn1102And now I did, too 😂
@abrianpeak95
@abrianpeak95 5 месяцев назад
​@@gurrrn1102 "They're gonna put you in a room!"
@angelinapalkovic1986
@angelinapalkovic1986 5 месяцев назад
​@@abrianpeak95it would be barely an inconvenience
@MrWooaa
@MrWooaa 5 месяцев назад
Wow wow wow, wow. @@gurrrn1102
@jonathanlamarre3579
@jonathanlamarre3579 3 года назад
At 0:20 he is counting the tiles on the wall. Nice detail.
@guytorie
@guytorie 3 года назад
Oh fuck I didn't even notice that. Haha that's so accurate, I just count shapes and tiles when I'm talking to people
@skillcheese
@skillcheese 3 года назад
Omg I do that too! I used to know exactly how many tiles were in the classroom in 1st grade and I loved how I could count up to that number over and over again lol, I don't remember how many it was now, but when I learned multiplication it made it so much easier to get to that number lol
@beatrixwickson8477
@beatrixwickson8477 3 года назад
Hahaha, nice one. I missed this, thanks for highlighting it.
@davidmayberry3190
@davidmayberry3190 3 года назад
I'm not autistic but I actually did that myself in prison.
@SerTempleton
@SerTempleton 3 года назад
I count the tiles on the road and walk in patterns related to the tiles. Am I autistic? 🤔
@Mario_1611
@Mario_1611 3 года назад
*Perks of prison:* 1. Rigid Routines 2. Lining up 3. Counting 4. Stacking Crates 5. Same clothes every day 6. Hardly any human contact
@u.v.s.5583
@u.v.s.5583 3 года назад
1 is good, 2 is, well, meh, 3 is fine, 4 is ok, 5 is good, but 6 really sells!
@fineichangeditagain5675
@fineichangeditagain5675 3 года назад
I'm sold
@Jacob-ABCXYZ
@Jacob-ABCXYZ 3 года назад
I wouldn't say no human contact if you know what I mean
@penjamin1479
@penjamin1479 2 года назад
Choose this as your starting region? Y/N
@TripleB87
@TripleB87 2 года назад
There's plenty of human contact in prison, if you mean being around people and talking. Inmates, COs, counselors, etc. Of course, you could also be a problem child and wind up in confinement all the time, so there's that too.
@snorkyblundabus7063
@snorkyblundabus7063 Год назад
I’m really suprised and pleased at how many Autistic people have watched and enjoyed this and been supportive of its portrayal. The comedy of it breaks the barrier and stigma and has encouraged Autistic friends to speak out instead of locking in which better helps us all understand eachother better. That’s a real plus!
@clmBerserker
@clmBerserker Год назад
Well this is the closest thing we will get to representation and its close enough for us.
@Melody_Raventress
@Melody_Raventress 11 месяцев назад
Thanks, it wasn't perfect portrayal but better than 99% of them, even while satirizing us. Comedy has always been a forerunner of opening dialogs and creating understanding. People get butthurt at being mocked, and don't take the opportunity presented.
@lambertovitali3152
@lambertovitali3152 10 месяцев назад
Autism is simple to understand, they're robots with no common sense. They need an OS upgrade.
@olivertjalve4868
@olivertjalve4868 10 месяцев назад
It's impossible to be offended when it really feels like how I think, just dialed up. And seeing it as a joke makes it easier to digest and think about.
@johnwt7333
@johnwt7333 9 месяцев назад
We used to bully one in high school. Made their life a living hell every single day. Now I am starting to feel we may have done something wrong. On the other hand, he acted like this, can't put all the blame on us.
@Raeljas
@Raeljas 4 месяца назад
I am autistic and today my husband said unironically “you know where you’d do great if you hate your routine getting disrupted? Prison.” He did not know about the sketch but now he does! Michael Falk asking the real questions “can you stack your family?”
@samp2651
@samp2651 3 месяца назад
Didn't ask cringe 💩🤡
@fungustheclown666
@fungustheclown666 2 месяца назад
​@@samp2651 Who asked you? Cringe
@369yew
@369yew Месяц назад
Shut up 😉
@MisterPerson-fk1tx
@MisterPerson-fk1tx 22 дня назад
​@@samp2651there's a lot of shit clowns on RU-vid comments, why did you have to accuse OP of being one, they didn't deserve that. Ever wonder if you're the shit clown?
@GlazeonthewickeR
@GlazeonthewickeR 21 день назад
@@samp26512 months later and not a single like on that sad attempt at bringing someone down. Even shitheads can’t respect you.
@helyatimohamad1599
@helyatimohamad1599 4 года назад
My favourite thing is how nice the prisoner is being to the reporter. It's quite endearing. Edit: I know it's satire. I still find it very sweet.
@hazyanlazy123
@hazyanlazy123 4 года назад
Helyati Mohamad I know, they always find the best, it’s almost to good like it’s acting but... that’s why I love the onion.😌😌😌
@thenamedoesnotmatter
@thenamedoesnotmatter 4 года назад
Watch the After Prison Show, people in prison have their own unique culture.
@hazyanlazy123
@hazyanlazy123 4 года назад
thenamedoesnotmatter it’s fake. And Il check it out.
@gezzapk
@gezzapk 4 года назад
Yeah he didn't even stack him
@beauw9454
@beauw9454 4 года назад
I like this comment! It's now my favourite part of the video too :P
@dikeledimusi3871
@dikeledimusi3871 3 года назад
This dude deserves multiple Oscars... So he can stack them.
@zgoosekeeper
@zgoosekeeper 3 года назад
Hahaha 😆
@forcesightknight
@forcesightknight 3 года назад
Clutter, get rid of it.
@Evan_Meyer
@Evan_Meyer 3 года назад
Put them in straight lines
@forcesightknight
@forcesightknight 3 года назад
@@Evan_Meyer but they are Asymmetrical and therefore considered clutter by my standards. Autism manifests different for all of us.
@Mai_TS--_--
@Mai_TS--_-- 3 года назад
ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-n_Fw--QOv5M.html
@mnmlst1
@mnmlst1 6 месяцев назад
I love how he plays with the chair holding his excitement as much as he can. I'm autistic and everything about it is so relatable. I'd love to wear the same clothes everyday, have a strict routine, everything predictable.
@marshall8787
@marshall8787 5 месяцев назад
That is one of the few things I miss about the military....never have to decide what to wear.
@gabevietor3685
@gabevietor3685 2 месяца назад
You know, I always find that stuff funny. I just grab whatever clothes I put at the top before and wear them for the day. I don't plan any part of my day, because I hate when things don't go perfectly, so if I don't plan, everything is perfect then, eh? But yeah, never caught the understanding that knowing what to wear was taxing or difficult.
@enricobianchi4499
@enricobianchi4499 2 месяца назад
​@@gabevietor3685 luxury of being a guy
@gabevietor3685
@gabevietor3685 2 месяца назад
@@enricobianchi4499 Guess so.
@theartofwanderlust
@theartofwanderlust Месяц назад
@@enricobianchi4499 women can wear a uniform as well
@DKwiatkowski
@DKwiatkowski 7 месяцев назад
As an autistic person, I find these brilliant, especially his rocking with excitement about routine
@EscapeApe
@EscapeApe 10 дней назад
And murdering someone? Enough with the enabling, they are exploiting him.
@turtleanton6539
@turtleanton6539 7 дней назад
Yes😮😅
@dylanholm9995
@dylanholm9995 5 дней назад
@@EscapeApeit’s a fucking joke brother
@EVILWWE
@EVILWWE 3 года назад
The acting of the prisoner is also absolutely on point and I’d hate for anybody to miss that
@robertnicholls9917
@robertnicholls9917 3 года назад
He's actually good, even his uncomfortable, empathetic and confused reaction to the reporter.
@WeeWeeJumbo
@WeeWeeJumbo 2 года назад
So glad somebody mentioned this
@TahtahmesDiary
@TahtahmesDiary 2 года назад
Him talking about his family so seriously and the other guy not getting it was perfection!
@greggeverman5578
@greggeverman5578 2 года назад
I said the same.
@jaredf6205
@jaredf6205 2 года назад
I’d swear it’s a real interview, he’s that good.
@khansahb8
@khansahb8 8 лет назад
"Can you stack your family?" The best critique of family I have ever heard.
@milz7129
@milz7129 6 лет назад
Srithor No. Not enough correlation and no pun.
@sunglassesemoji6052
@sunglassesemoji6052 6 лет назад
Traceable Logic I believe that Srithor's comment was an expression of their initial impression rather than a meditated upon interpretation.
@milz7129
@milz7129 6 лет назад
Bassy boi Yeah
@milz7129
@milz7129 6 лет назад
Srithor You got me. Nothing I can do about it.
@milz7129
@milz7129 6 лет назад
Srithor "Their" can refer to a single person or a group. It is to attribute possession. But that's beside the point, I'm not trying to insult you and I don't think the other guy was either. Keep it lighthearted.
@michaelkayser4194
@michaelkayser4194 Год назад
"I finished speaking with Brian Wasserman 26 minutes ago and have been standing her since then waiting for you to talk to me. Watch that interview now" is so much clearer than how people usually talk
@LocalBroYT
@LocalBroYT 11 месяцев назад
As an autistic person, I cracked up really hard at this, especially when he said “Can you stack ur family?”
@alsoknownas875
@alsoknownas875 4 года назад
For those curious, this actor's name is *John Cariani.*
@goldengod5915
@goldengod5915 4 года назад
Oh damn, this guy has actually acted in some pretty big things. I've done some research on other recurring Onion characters, and a lot of them have next to nothing when it comes to acting roles in higher caliber things.
@deemueller6470
@deemueller6470 3 года назад
I had to go look him up! I thought he looked familiar. Law and Order as the ME. This guy has has been on and off Broadway as well as writing award winning plays- very talented indeed. He apparently did this after he was well known. I saw Stiller was in an onion video the other day "shaken man child". It was after he became well known too. Maybe the onion pays well or the artist was up for off the wall fun?
@jamie150741
@jamie150741 3 года назад
@@goldengod5915 have you looked up Brooke Alvarez actress Suzanne Sena ?
@migg-e
@migg-e 3 года назад
I thought it was Ben Shapiro
@TheCJRhodes
@TheCJRhodes 3 года назад
@@deemueller6470 I think for some comedians, because The Onion has been around so long as a publication and has had so much influence on modern American satire, they probably did it for fun. I'm sure the paychecks from The Onion are pretty damn small, but they garner a lot of great writers.
@bray7934
@bray7934 3 года назад
This is a better representation of autism than big bang theory
@an8strengthkobold360
@an8strengthkobold360 3 года назад
That's a low bar
@morganwalker4809
@morganwalker4809 3 года назад
Which character portrays autism in The Big Bang Theory?
@dhltn8624
@dhltn8624 3 года назад
Sheldon being autistic is actually not Canon. People have labeled him as autistic because he has some stereotypical traits. But you are right that it doesn't represent autism very well, I'm just pointing out that his character was not created with that intention.
@dariocardajoli6831
@dariocardajoli6831 3 года назад
...sheldon is asperger's ... There's a HUGE difference between neurotypical and neurospecial
@spinachsheik3701
@spinachsheik3701 3 года назад
@@dariocardajoli6831 um, it's neurodivergent, and Sheldon's a pretty shit representation of asperger's
@violenttoddler7168
@violenttoddler7168 3 месяца назад
This video haunts me because I’m autistic and when I was younger I built a prison in Minecraft for this exact reason
@Xbob42
@Xbob42 14 дней назад
...how many families did you stack?!
@Gotofy105
@Gotofy105 4 месяца назад
"I can't see you I can only hear you," now that's a line from writers who understand autism.
@SuperKonjac
@SuperKonjac 8 лет назад
Man this interviewer is a good actor
@VineFynn
@VineFynn 7 лет назад
Suppose it depends what sort of autistic person they were going for, but yeah, he's pretty bloody good.
@oO_ox_O
@oO_ox_O 7 лет назад
+VineFynn Of course it's just an amalgamation of stereotypes but what's amazing is how natural he seems to be at it.
@gerunkwon2598
@gerunkwon2598 7 лет назад
because that's John Edward Cariani, an award-winning actor and an accomplished playwright.
@yukanakochi1024
@yukanakochi1024 7 лет назад
The guy who he's interviewing is also terrific. It felt really natural.
@ryandavis568
@ryandavis568 6 лет назад
How he is talking makes me think of will ferrells role in elf for some reason lol
@da40128
@da40128 3 года назад
"Can you stack your family?" This is the question we should all ask ourselves.
@wenchology
@wenchology 3 года назад
If my family doesn’t stack I’m trading them in
@benjireil4243
@benjireil4243 3 года назад
no they dont stay still
@da40128
@da40128 3 года назад
@@benjireil4243 easy choice then
@LuizAlexPhoenix
@LuizAlexPhoenix 3 года назад
I ask myself that all day long.
@yueshijoorya601
@yueshijoorya601 3 года назад
Yes, it's called cheerleading.
@kiranaun9593
@kiranaun9593 3 месяца назад
"Can you stack your family" continues to be the hardest line in reporting in the past 12 years
@osiris7127
@osiris7127 Год назад
0:37 The way he focuses and his eyes light up after he hears that. Awesome
@Raeljas
@Raeljas 4 месяца назад
That was him going from 6 to midnight lol (I am autistic, would kill somebody to get a rigid routine with extremely limited human interaction rn)
@MinecraftNerd1985
@MinecraftNerd1985 3 года назад
It would have been perfect if the video starts with him in front of a convenience store. That's all I'm saying.
@cloverbun2574
@cloverbun2574 3 года назад
"Hi, I'm Michael. You're probably wondering how I ended up here. Well,"
@krpowerlifting3380
@krpowerlifting3380 3 года назад
Explain?
@crdm82
@crdm82 3 года назад
@@krpowerlifting3380 2:07
@JustAnotherPandaBear
@JustAnotherPandaBear 3 года назад
@@krpowerlifting3380 It would imply that he was about to rob the convenience store so he could go to prison.
@munbu8625
@munbu8625 3 года назад
people have explained this but it makes no sense because there’s no context at the start and even if they did shoot it outside a convenience store, there’s a lot of things to keep in mind like the time of day, people walking in the shot, etc. It’ll eventually be hard to even get the reference and it’ll just be a pointless easter egg.
@dan-gy4vu
@dan-gy4vu 2 года назад
I love how the prisoner is actually kind and understanding lmao.
@oliverjohn5566
@oliverjohn5566 Год назад
That is Westchester values right there!
@Kushufy
@Kushufy Год назад
Well, yeah, he is a normal person only in there for fraud and embezzlement.
@parry3439
@parry3439 Год назад
most prisoners aren't there for violent crimes. they're normal people who may or may not have paid the government the mafia dues they want lmao
@aboomination897
@aboomination897 Год назад
@@Kushufy what's a normal person
@Itzaric
@Itzaric Год назад
@@aboomination897 someone that (at least superficially) takes part of the common social and economic order of capitalism
@tamasmihaly1
@tamasmihaly1 4 месяца назад
I love how he distills the entire conversation down to that final statement. Genius, the world was not ready for Mr. Falk.
@wetsockfullofhotmeat
@wetsockfullofhotmeat Год назад
I'm genuinely baffled at how accurate this is, though. I'm autistic with many autistic family members, and a lot of these mannerisms are dead-on. Especially him repeating parts of someone's else sentence to affirm it to himself - I do that constantly
@nikoskabbadias
@nikoskabbadias 4 года назад
"-hardly any human contact... -HOW DO I GET TO LIVE HERE" ...I felt that
@glamp3212
@glamp3212 4 года назад
Lol
@azalkathegunpowderdragon9439
@azalkathegunpowderdragon9439 4 года назад
I feel attacked
@jillvalentinefan77
@jillvalentinefan77 4 года назад
I felt that into the grave.
@slyceth
@slyceth 4 года назад
you didnt its a video tarsd
@shadowartist8892
@shadowartist8892 4 года назад
Hell is other people....Sartre.
@seananderson5334
@seananderson5334 3 года назад
He's counting the ceiling tiles before the interview begins lol.
@JesusChrist-md3yu
@JesusChrist-md3yu 3 года назад
This was so well spotted. Your comment deserves way more likes.
@benjaminwiner6220
@benjaminwiner6220 3 года назад
Lol
@josephassiryani9174
@josephassiryani9174 3 года назад
Lmfao nice attention to detail on your part and onions
@Mai_TS--_--
@Mai_TS--_-- 3 года назад
ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-n_Fw--QOv5M.html
@billcutting1299
@billcutting1299 3 года назад
Good God he is!
@DirtyHairy1
@DirtyHairy1 Месяц назад
Brook's reaction at 0:06 is SPOT ON, resprect it's these gems that give me respect for the profession of actor
@timberwolfdtproductions3890
Brilliant comedy manages to illustrate people’s idiosyncrasies without mocking or demeaning. I think this piece does that extremely well! In fact, I think it helps make autism more relatable to people who may not be familiar with it. Comedy can break down barriers and help us see that we have more in common than we might have thought. Well done, Onion!
@asajjy
@asajjy 5 лет назад
"Make sure the cashier is Dead" Truly words to live by
@tonythetiger9839
@tonythetiger9839 5 лет назад
@Bigfoot that's someone's family man...
@brownfire1
@brownfire1 4 года назад
im literally over here laughing at your comment, the murder is not funny at all just hearing that right as the video ends LMFAO
@masterpuni7371
@masterpuni7371 4 года назад
@Bigfoot cashier in America maybe zombies but other countries it can be thot
@ThumbsHunter
@ThumbsHunter 4 года назад
yes, robbery only might get you nowhere, the cashier needs to die to make it into prison.
@raprot7829
@raprot7829 4 года назад
@@masterpuni7371 lmao yeah Dio, *what is thot?*
@westingtyler2
@westingtyler2 3 года назад
"sure there are normal guys like me who are in here for embezzling and fraud.." underrated line.
@fluffynator6222
@fluffynator6222 3 года назад
@Splitinfinity Well, they kina are. I mean, you wouldn't notice it if you met them on the street.
@user-qb4on2qm7z
@user-qb4on2qm7z 3 года назад
What he means is non violent crime.
@clashwithmoi8926
@clashwithmoi8926 3 года назад
Why wouldn’t they? Everyone in prison is innocent.
@nicolaim4275
@nicolaim4275 3 года назад
@Mr Temporal I think there might be a bit more of an overlap between fraudsters and psycho murder rapists than you imply with that statement.
@tomsawyer9403
@tomsawyer9403 3 года назад
@John too
@rachels.8051
@rachels.8051 11 месяцев назад
I love that the actor actually started stimming… Edited to state that I feel seen.
@bobsondugnutt5435
@bobsondugnutt5435 Год назад
I found this video extremely relatable years ago and this past week I was officially diagnosed with autism. Wow.
@ciciamanda.
@ciciamanda. Год назад
Haha its the exact same for me
@constantinosschinas4503
@constantinosschinas4503 10 месяцев назад
so what. i could be as well. let us live our lives. we only have one.
@bobsondugnutt5435
@bobsondugnutt5435 10 месяцев назад
@@constantinosschinas4503 i’m not sure i understand what you’re upset about
@constantinosschinas4503
@constantinosschinas4503 10 месяцев назад
@@bobsondugnutt5435 just saying diagnoses are useless. we are what we are. the point is what we make out of it.
@bobsondugnutt5435
@bobsondugnutt5435 10 месяцев назад
@@constantinosschinas4503 okay and? my diagnosis was validating for me. i’ve always felt i was different and it felt good to know why. maybe that’s not your experience, and that’s okay. but you have no idea who i am or what i’m doing with my life. i don’t know how or why you would interpret that as a personal attack.
@moonsaer
@moonsaer 2 года назад
"There's no human contact here" "HOW DO I LIVE HERE? HOW DO I LIVE IN PRISON" Best part
@Luckzo
@Luckzo 2 года назад
This is what people who work in retail think about
@lockerbuddy2039
@lockerbuddy2039 2 года назад
"I wanna see my family" "WHY?"
@imnotnotgameiacmaniac5327
@imnotnotgameiacmaniac5327 2 года назад
can you stack your family? is the best part
@capncake8837
@capncake8837 2 года назад
“Make sure the cashier is dead!”
@ob2kenobi388
@ob2kenobi388 2 года назад
As a person with autism, I really see parts of myself in Michael. (Before reading, please keep in mind that every case of autism is different, and not all of us have all of these traits. These are just my personal thoughts and experiences) -His love of stacking is known as a "hyperfixation", which is when we completely focus on something and disregard everything else. It's difficult for us to switch between different topics, so if we find one thing that gives us joy, we find ourselves continuing to draw from that same well for what seems from the outside as an unusual amount of time. I'll often find myself searching for the slightest excuse to start gushing about mine, since it can be difficult for me to follow along with (or care about) conversations that have nothing to do with it. -His love of a rigid routine is another trait. We can find it hard to cope with unexpected changes, so knowing when change is coming in advance is advantageous. If my mom would tell me she was gonna cut my hair immediately, I'd be pretty distressed about that, but if she tells me that morning "I'm gonna cut your hair tonight", I'm perfectly calm. -The routine also helps us because we thrive on repetition and are terrible at managing time. If I don't have a preassigned task that I should be doing right now, I can find myself standing in a corner thinking of what I should do or waiting for someone to tell me what to do. If I have a preassigned task, I will immediately and efficiently perform it without issue because That's What's On The Schedule, and I'll enjoy it. The more scheduled my day, the better. -His emotional detachment comes from autistic people thinking more logically and less emotionally from neurotypicals. That's not to say that we don't or can't care about others or have emotions, but we tend to think of things from a "numerical" perspective. If I hear about someone doing a bad thing in service of a good thing, I will decide whether it was worth it by trying to quantify how much bad was done and how much good was done. -The language he uses when he speaks reflects our "poor" conversational skills. We can tend to be quite literal and direct with our word choice, and can become confused when someone else is not. -His inflection and speech patterns also come from this, as we often speak somewhat differently from others, and if we say the same phrase we will repeat it with the exact same delivery every time. -He wants to be separate from human contact because neurotypical people tend to find us annoying, and we tend to find neurotypicals loud and hard to talk with, so we don't really enjoy being in others' company all that much. Michael is honestly some of the best representation I've ever seen. I'm not saying I want to kill a cashier, but given the incomplete information Michael had on what prisons are like, I can't blame him for thinking it looked enticing.
@dualexistence
@dualexistence 2 года назад
The actor playing the prisoner doesn't get enough credit. The way he looks at our beloved reporter like a child and is concerned about him while being in a very unfortunate position. Like how a father talks to a child.
@lambybunny7173
@lambybunny7173 2 года назад
Honestly, yeah. While infantilization isn't that great, I don't think that's the intent since it's not done in a mocking tone, which I appreciate. It's just how the guy approaches someone like Michael Falk. In all honesty I'd rather have someone talk to me like the prisoner than have someone talk down to me like I'm 3 and don't know how to do anything.
@dualexistence
@dualexistence 2 года назад
@@lambybunny7173 If you don't get it, you don't get it. That's alright.
@user-yd4nk4lm6s
@user-yd4nk4lm6s 2 года назад
@@lambybunny7173 he's just concerned that a nice young man wants to be in there with lunatics. It's more protective bc he's a good guy, not bc he's autistic.
@Buutaro
@Buutaro 2 года назад
from the first line i thought he sounded so natural and real
@AhtoNajeebRashied
@AhtoNajeebRashied 2 года назад
What kind of credit should we give him for doing his job well beyond pressing the like button? Fan mail? PayPal? Gofundme? Bitcoin?
@geekswithfeet9137
@geekswithfeet9137 2 месяца назад
This is actually one of the best representations I’ve ever seen
@jg-7780
@jg-7780 6 месяцев назад
1:19 That little stand up he does is perfect, gets me every time.
@normalhuman9878
@normalhuman9878 2 года назад
The fact that a satirical news source manages to represent Autism better than factual news sources is mind boggling
@dalseides3742
@dalseides3742 2 года назад
Is it? Satirical news sources aren't subject to the same pressures to regurgitate propoganda that mainstream news experiences. If no one takes them seriously, what's the harm in letting them represent reality?
@LazyBuddyBan
@LazyBuddyBan Год назад
probably because they do some actual research beforehand lol
@EclecticallyEccentric
@EclecticallyEccentric Год назад
​@@LazyBuddyBan And/or have someone actually autistic working with them.
@TheSCPStudio
@TheSCPStudio Год назад
Ahh, yes, factual news sources typically have people pretending to be autistic. Bro what are you even saying lmao. I swear you can format any opinion similarly to mock big establishments and get likes from the NPCs on the internet lmao.
@Sniperboy5551
@Sniperboy5551 Год назад
Not surprising, factual news doesn’t care about people, only their message
@nathanricketts2415
@nathanricketts2415 4 года назад
"CAN YOU STACK YOUR FAMILY" he DO have his priorities straight and I DO be respecting that
@bryceirvine856
@bryceirvine856 3 года назад
Nathan Ricketts I will tell you friend, the passion for stacking is real. I am on the spectrum, working for FedEx, and I cannot express the amount of joy I get from moving boxes around.
@mitchelskulas870
@mitchelskulas870 3 года назад
@@bryceirvine856 the dopamine box, coming to a store near you
@ankitmahajan4036
@ankitmahajan4036 3 года назад
When you do be learn English??
@zuludude2
@zuludude2 3 года назад
@@bryceirvine856 They call me the tetris guy because I make the boxes fit tight!
@wsketchy
@wsketchy 3 года назад
@@ankitmahajan4036 You must have been off of the internet for a long, long time if you can't tell that's intentional.
@thentheresjeff
@thentheresjeff 8 месяцев назад
As someone who is an adult-diagnosed Autistic - and who has spent most of the past four decades working as a broadcast journalist - I consider this to be comedic GENIUS and I love it. Kudos to everyone involved in this production! If you’re Autistic and you’re offended by this? You have every right to feel how you feel. Don’t let anyone tell you otherwise, especially if they’re not also Autistic. If you’re not Autistic and you’re offended by this? 🤷🏻‍♂️
@MikeSilv
@MikeSilv 8 месяцев назад
“There’s hardly any human contact-“ “HOW DO I GET TO LIVE HERE”
@PRubin-rh4sr
@PRubin-rh4sr 8 месяцев назад
He should have told him the butt sex
@laurenconrad1799
@laurenconrad1799 4 года назад
I love this. They’re not just saying, “oh he’s autistic and therefore he’s dumb.” They take actual, realistic autistic traits and ruthlessly make fun of those.
@cammykins5813
@cammykins5813 4 года назад
Cant tell what you mean?
@canavero4288
@canavero4288 4 года назад
@@cammykins5813 autistic people are known for needing a rigid schedule so it's funny that this reporter likes prison (this is satire btw, everything The Onion makes is satire)
@cammykins5813
@cammykins5813 4 года назад
@@canavero4288 Oh. I knew about their habit of patterns, but I didn't get the joke about ruthlessly making fun of the traits.
@cammykins5813
@cammykins5813 4 года назад
@Just a Human Oh ok, so showing their traits, not harassing them for being Autistic.
@duranpredur1098
@duranpredur1098 4 года назад
On the other hand it could help raise awareness about autism.
@naimvelasquez6079
@naimvelasquez6079 3 года назад
Prompt: he spends years planning increasingly stupid heists in order to get sent to prison, fails to get caught everytime and now he's the most succesfull and frustrated gang leader worldwide
@eidolor
@eidolor 2 года назад
Holy shit that’s brilliant
@naimvelasquez6079
@naimvelasquez6079 2 года назад
@@eidolor thank you i am quite dumb with some good days
@eidolor
@eidolor 2 года назад
My brain is also square, but if this was anything to go by then you must have a lot to be proud of
@naimvelasquez6079
@naimvelasquez6079 2 года назад
@@eidolor oh my god for real? If this turns into a movie in a crazy timeline, i'm putting you in the credits lmao
@eidolor
@eidolor 2 года назад
@@naimvelasquez6079 if you make it a movie, I’ll be cheering for you so hard my skirt falls off
@eleanordavies1467
@eleanordavies1467 6 месяцев назад
The funiest bit for me was at the begining where she introduced him as “autistic reporter”. Idk why imagineif new readers just introdeuced all the autistic news reporters as “autistic reporter” lol. Also im autistic myself and I love this, it’s done really well.
@yeti4269
@yeti4269 6 месяцев назад
It's great watching this every year, and realizing they portrayed a better autistic character all those years ago than anyone can today.
@VazzyCow
@VazzyCow 5 лет назад
*I can not see you Brooke, I can only hear you*
@LarryTL
@LarryTL 5 лет назад
...right.
@TheRojo387
@TheRojo387 5 лет назад
What an idiot!
@ryann6230
@ryann6230 5 лет назад
Words of a god
@immortalsun
@immortalsun 5 лет назад
I watched the video, too.
@MyoticTesseract
@MyoticTesseract 5 лет назад
Dimentive I cannot see the video, I can only hear it.
@bobwillneverdie
@bobwillneverdie 3 года назад
As someone with Autism, this is not insulting.... Its pure genius.
@deansbian5607
@deansbian5607 3 года назад
I have autism and this is so fucking funny to me
@sadgreekmess9493
@sadgreekmess9493 3 года назад
Same lol
@CheezyPotatoez1
@CheezyPotatoez1 3 года назад
Accurate too
@sofiab.9129
@sofiab.9129 3 года назад
I would probably act like that if i didnt try soooo hard to be normal. But i have "acted" for so long that i dont really know who i am anymore :(
@murraydyeronemillionyearsa3637
@murraydyeronemillionyearsa3637 3 года назад
@@sofiab.9129 i know exactly how you feel, we all try so hard to be "normal" we lose ourselves completly sometimes. Remember we are all beautiful
@BLVCKSCORP
@BLVCKSCORP 16 дней назад
This is the best thing I've seen in a long while
@scivixthewickerbeast
@scivixthewickerbeast Год назад
As someone with Autism I find this to be very accurate as well as a perfect representation of the disorder. I have aspergers, so I have learned to keep most of this in my head. However, I still do these, and sometimes, I don't notice that I have these tendencies.
@thebrad1134
@thebrad1134 10 месяцев назад
Since 2013 Asperger's Syndrome is no longer an official diagnosis. It has something to do with children, Nazis, and eugenics.
@barneymiller7894
@barneymiller7894 Месяц назад
Did you know the American psychiatric society removed Asperger’s as a diagnosis from the DSM-5 handbook in 2013? We’re all qualified as Autistic Spectrum Syndrome now 👍
@scivixthewickerbeast
@scivixthewickerbeast Месяц назад
@barneymiller7894 yes I did, but not many people understand how ASD works so I still refer to it as aspergers, unless I know that person understands. I found that way people don't say "You're not autistic"
@scivixthewickerbeast
@scivixthewickerbeast Месяц назад
@@barneymiller7894 Thank you for making sure I was up to date though😄
@capncake8837
@capncake8837 2 года назад
I love how the more the prisoner tries to discourage Michael from going to prison, the more he wants to.
@coreyaruecker
@coreyaruecker Год назад
Real “you don’t want none of this Dewie” vibes
@ryans6280
@ryans6280 Год назад
Right 😂 "I don't think you understand"
@saramcatee7133
@saramcatee7133 11 месяцев назад
Pathological demand avoidance for the win!
@graealex
@graealex 9 месяцев назад
Plus him standing up and sitting down repeatedly...
@dakota7397
@dakota7397 8 месяцев назад
you dont get hungover! @@coreyaruecker
@starlily3219
@starlily3219 Год назад
“Make sure the cashier is dead” I’m dead 💀
@leocoelho12
@leocoelho12 Год назад
Were you a cashier??
@Magpie_Media
@Magpie_Media Год назад
@@leocoelho12 I think they were!
@femkevanwageningen6068
@femkevanwageningen6068 Год назад
No but are you? I'f you are a cashier you need to tell us so we can bring him the good news!
@animatedgoose
@animatedgoose Год назад
I think we all came here to find an answer lol
@yourangelinfleshorsackclot1523
youll do
@MelancoliaI
@MelancoliaI Год назад
When he stands at 1:19 due to an excess of excitement...my god it's brilliant
@christopherfoerstel9116
@christopherfoerstel9116 2 месяца назад
“That takes too long I need to go to prison now.”😂
@BobGymlan
@BobGymlan 3 года назад
I like to *stack*
@cosfishin5616
@cosfishin5616 3 года назад
Oh shit you like the onion too that's bad ass
@greatestever3479
@greatestever3479 3 года назад
You do? :)
@evansgate
@evansgate 3 года назад
Hey, it’s Bob Gymlan
@reterbid6215
@reterbid6215 3 года назад
I too, enjoy the partaking of stacking stackable objects in stacks
@thoughtfuldevil6069
@thoughtfuldevil6069 3 года назад
Seeing Bob Gymlan comment on a video feels as strange and exhilarating as seeing a Sasquatch glance at you over its shoulder during a pre-dawn hike.
@SonniDez
@SonniDez 3 года назад
That moment when The Onion is more dedicated to accurate portrayals of autistic people than Sia is.
@him1019
@him1019 3 года назад
Not every autistic person is the same. There isnt really a way to "accurately" portray autism. You just want to cancel people and find reasons to trigger yourself.
@amythetoon6535
@amythetoon6535 3 года назад
@@him1019 ok ableist
@reshmakhan1302
@reshmakhan1302 3 года назад
@@him1019 have you watched the damn movie? Not only did they use ‘restraint’ as a method the organisation behind the movie is actually autism speaks
@him1019
@him1019 3 года назад
@@reshmakhan1302 you are so stupid. Putting restraint in the movie doesnt mean she supports it. Bad shit happens in movies all of the time. Should we cancel every producer who made a slavery movie because that means they support slavery? You just want to trigger yourself and cancel someone
@reshmakhan1302
@reshmakhan1302 3 года назад
@@him1019 fyi no, it wasn’t even portrayed as something that happens but is actually bad or anything(like most movies that tackle slavery and heavy subjects do and to that aim to show exactly what is wrong with it), his exact words were ‘I am crushing her with my love’ not to even get started with the movie’s use of sudden vibrant colours which would allow a big part of the autistic community that have hypersensation might be able to watch comfortably not to mention the movie was backed by autism speaks an organisation known to demean and dehumanise autistic children on many occasions.
@azearaazymoto461
@azearaazymoto461 13 дней назад
"I need to go to prison, now!" Lmao
@ebelyn2785
@ebelyn2785 29 дней назад
thank you youtube algorithm for putting this TWELVE year old video on my reccommended.
@annikaberg1350
@annikaberg1350 3 года назад
His figeting, stimming, and interrupting is really great attention to detail
@rampageblizzard
@rampageblizzard 3 года назад
The echolalia too
@juniperrodley9843
@juniperrodley9843 3 года назад
Yeah this is shockingly realistic
@cristianjuarez1086
@cristianjuarez1086 3 года назад
It just amazes me how accurate and detailed this character is, i love it
@bananewane1402
@bananewane1402 3 года назад
Wouldn’t surprise me if he’s actually autistic
@trequor
@trequor 3 года назад
How is it that this actor in a 2min Onion joke is better at portraying autism than (almost) any bigshot Hollywood actor??
@fiveish77
@fiveish77 5 лет назад
Rigid routine? What is the rigid routine? *autism intensifies*
@johnny.V03
@johnny.V03 4 года назад
“Make sure the cashier is dead.”
@papajavaleri
@papajavaleri 4 года назад
I think this is the only comment where "intensifies" was used as a meme and also correctly. It actually makes sense instead of being a dumb phrase. Good job :V
@dasgermanskiguy6028
@dasgermanskiguy6028 4 года назад
This is the funniest thing I’ve seen today
@2hazeleyes
@2hazeleyes 7 месяцев назад
I'm autistic and think this is hilarious! Other autistic people might not find it humorous. But it's not insulting in any way that I can see. "Person with (not bad) condition has endearing stereotypical traits that lead to humerus misunderstanding." Great writing and execution.
@Marauder1981
@Marauder1981 3 года назад
"I like to stack" and stands up in excitement. Genius.
@naterbaternaterbater
@naterbaternaterbater 2 года назад
I'm 6'2" and I will jump up or pound on myself when excited. 😂 I'm really surprised on how accurate the onion was on this
@fernandotills
@fernandotills 2 года назад
@@luceromoreno9081 Could you imagine if they got us all together? The amount of work the boys could put out… Jesus.
@fernandotills
@fernandotills 2 года назад
@@luceromoreno9081 Those who oppose us, or those who doubt our productivity shall suffer greatly.
@janewick509
@janewick509 2 года назад
I love your profile picture man, best one I have seen in 3 years I am surfing RU-vid.
@aawillma
@aawillma 2 года назад
He immediately had to stack something so he stacked his body 🤯 Stack Master
@calvinhuddleston576
@calvinhuddleston576 3 года назад
"guys like me who are in here for embezzling and frau-" "That takes too long. I want to go to prison now"
@kaushalsuvarna5156
@kaushalsuvarna5156 3 года назад
The best line in an amazing video 😂
@Mai_TS--_--
@Mai_TS--_-- 3 года назад
ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-n_Fw--QOv5M.html
@darkaphelion9870
@darkaphelion9870 2 года назад
Best line is "make sure the cashier is dead"
@richardlooch2109
@richardlooch2109 2 года назад
@@Mai_TS--_-- nope.
@YeviCoulson
@YeviCoulson 2 года назад
@@lednails that's a bit too true
@stefaniaponitz5738
@stefaniaponitz5738 8 дней назад
Thank God, I've rejected so many videos that yt offered to me through the algorhythm, they had no choice then to offer me something good. I love this so much.
@shannongodbey7420
@shannongodbey7420 Месяц назад
As an aspie myself, this makes me smile immensely. ❤
@terreliv
@terreliv 4 года назад
He's (the character's portrayal) stimming and dropping in functionality due to excitement. This is wonderful. Edit 1: His eye contact immediately "gets better" when he hears something he likes it's adorable. Edit 2: I am also autistic Edit 3: He's gonna kill Ryan at work to go to jail
@somethingwithbungalows
@somethingwithbungalows 4 года назад
*_I L I K E S T A C K._*
@phill8725
@phill8725 4 года назад
Terreliv it’s fake. Satire
@BaronOfDaker
@BaronOfDaker 4 года назад
@@phill8725 Why do you assume that they don't know that?
@d4nny8
@d4nny8 4 года назад
@@phill8725 They know, they're just commending the actor.
@AM-ry8is
@AM-ry8is 4 года назад
a neuroaffective disorder isn't adorable.
@akarun45
@akarun45 2 года назад
as an autistic person myself, I'm surprised how this is way more accurate than most Hollywood portrayals of autism.
@soberrocks2158
@soberrocks2158 2 года назад
What they need to do next is portray somone with autism after they have taken acid. Shits a show to watch. They go full blown retard trying to be normal. Shits cringeworthy and funny as fuck. I’ve seen it happen to my little brother.
@bendreary
@bendreary 2 года назад
@@soberrocks2158 wtf r u on bro ... !
@lemons1559
@lemons1559 2 года назад
@@bendreary autists on acid clearly.
@cocraine
@cocraine 2 года назад
@@soberrocks2158 ?? what is that supposed to mean
@zacdredge3859
@zacdredge3859 2 года назад
Probably because Hollywood is so afraid of offending anyone to such an extent that they fail to truly represent them.
@jygb7092
@jygb7092 6 месяцев назад
I like how he was smart enough to understand that embezzlement and fraud would take too long to get convicted and sentenced.
@pal5683
@pal5683 3 месяца назад
This is definitely a Batman villain origin story. The Stacker, maybe.
@bobbyologun1517
@bobbyologun1517 Месяц назад
LOL
@PsychopathUltimate
@PsychopathUltimate 7 лет назад
Sad thing is, if Michael Falk really existed, he'd be the only journalist you could trust.
@IamBHM
@IamBHM 6 лет назад
Unless you're a cashier at a convenience store.
@cjones4518
@cjones4518 6 лет назад
Bad Hair Man This reply is underliked.
@jacencade4019
@jacencade4019 5 лет назад
Bad Hair Man we all have flaws
@EamonBurke
@EamonBurke 5 лет назад
I have always thought that autistic people would make great journalists. They would just tell you wtf happened.
@nonexistent-best-friend1693
@nonexistent-best-friend1693 5 лет назад
Eamon Burke we would
@KhoPhi
@KhoPhi 4 года назад
"I cannot see you. I can only hear you" Spitting facts, and facts only!
@KARENboomboomROXX
@KARENboomboomROXX 4 года назад
Hahahaha I know. I CONSTANTLY say shit that's unnecessary. This was a funny piece
@colleenwilliams1689
@colleenwilliams1689 4 года назад
Honestly as an aspie, I'd probably be a bit stunned at the word "see," try really hard to find a different word besides "see" in response that still makes sense to the viewers, creating several seconds of awkward silence, and end up going into the topic without saying hello back.
@BigJoe2286
@BigJoe2286 4 года назад
This says a lot about our society.
@matthewbrooder9414
@matthewbrooder9414 4 года назад
All bottle no cap
@dillbill7152
@dillbill7152 3 года назад
@@colleenwilliams1689 Yup
@davemagick6739
@davemagick6739 6 месяцев назад
Tilting the chair. Phenomenal.
@SkodaUFOInternational
@SkodaUFOInternational 5 месяцев назад
This is so comforting.
@InsidiousClouds
@InsidiousClouds 2 года назад
"Well- you wear the same clothes every day," "Yes" "And you live in this tiny little box," "Yes! Yes-" "And there's hardly any human contact," "How do I get to live here?!" As someone on the spectrum, I can absolutely agree with Michael Falk.
@unbannable7551
@unbannable7551 Год назад
*“Make sure the cashier is dead!..”*
@ekatasatya2995
@ekatasatya2995 Год назад
seems like avoiding pain at any cost..
@GameboyFanatic
@GameboyFanatic Год назад
@@ekatasatya2995 Well, I mean, yeah
@nickythehickey
@nickythehickey Год назад
@@ekatasatya2995 see there’s this thing called being sensory avoidant
@vecipheragain
@vecipheragain Год назад
Hell yeah
@jmacc9876
@jmacc9876 2 года назад
At least he was able to settle for 26 minutes after the interview to wait and talk to Brooke and didn't immediately go to find a Cashier instead.
@jkta97
@jkta97 Год назад
We don't know what happened after the interview lol
@bri1085
@bri1085 Год назад
​@@jkta97he says he stood there for 26 minutes waiting for Brooke
@kMegalonyx
@kMegalonyx Год назад
It isnt stated that the 26 minutes started immediately after the interview, dont be blinded by having one fact!
@bobsagget823
@bobsagget823 Год назад
@@kMegalonyx moron
@storybook5199
@storybook5199 9 месяцев назад
​@@kMegalonyxhe said he finished the interview 26 minutes ago and had been standing there waiting for his since then. There's no knowing what he did after the cameras turned off but we know he didn't do anything immediately after the interview.
@ixiwildflowerixi
@ixiwildflowerixi Месяц назад
This is hands down the most relatable reporter I've ever seen on TV.
@NecoLumi
@NecoLumi 3 месяца назад
I love the convict's patience with Michael.
@paulnash9851
@paulnash9851 2 года назад
God I wish this was a series. I’d pay good money to watch him reporting different situations/events etc. The writing and acting in this is brilliant.
@arthurbradley6139
@arthurbradley6139 2 года назад
There are other Onion segments with him in them
@1saac2saac
@1saac2saac 2 года назад
there are 4-5 episodes of this guy
@Person-lk1vs
@Person-lk1vs 2 года назад
there is
@eeek143
@eeek143 2 года назад
There was gonna be a series, but then he robbed a convenience store
@MickSkitz
@MickSkitz 2 года назад
@@1saac2saac Can we stack those episodes?
@Notepad37
@Notepad37 2 года назад
This is legit, not joking at all, one of the best performances I've ever seen. He nailed that role.
@AugustERaven
@AugustERaven 2 года назад
Autistic ADHD here. I just sent this to my autistic friends, I'm loving it.
@ijemand5672
@ijemand5672 2 года назад
I wish he would nail me too
@luke-sucks
@luke-sucks 2 года назад
@@AugustERaven "I'm loving it" ba da ba ba ba
@thesysop4998
@thesysop4998 Год назад
@@ijemand5672 wrong place buddy
@-AAA-147
@-AAA-147 Год назад
@@ijemand5672 down bad on gah no cap fr fr
@thecrazyhatman
@thecrazyhatman 17 дней назад
"I like stack" - this absolute legend
@IAmReDesigner
@IAmReDesigner 3 месяца назад
As an autistic person this is fucking hilarious.
@SirHolySword
@SirHolySword 6 лет назад
"Embezzling and fraud-" "That takes too long!" I can't breathe
@chocolatecake4486
@chocolatecake4486 6 лет назад
EtherDimentionalist I need to go to prison NOW!
@sidimightbe3246
@sidimightbe3246 4 года назад
The first two lines form a pleasing curve
@qu4980
@qu4980 4 года назад
Dead
@FeelMyBirdie
@FeelMyBirdie 3 года назад
Well i guess it wouldnt take very long now if you apply for PPP and use thr money to buy lambos
@skyboundzoo7529
@skyboundzoo7529 4 года назад
How did the Onion go under the radar with these? I can't believe it tbh. Quality
@Stormwern
@Stormwern 4 года назад
It's a shame they stopped as they were getting better and better each time.
@Alacard0malley
@Alacard0malley 4 года назад
7 years ago being offended wasn't considered a hobby.
@JiveDadson
@JiveDadson 4 года назад
@@Stormwern They literally sold out. Under the new ownership, all the great parodies vanished overnight, to be replaced by woke powerpoint slides and bullshit.
@JiveDadson
@JiveDadson 4 года назад
@@Alacard0malley ... and Google had owned youtube for only three years. It can take time to crush souls on an industrial scale.
@valerune192
@valerune192 4 года назад
As an autistic person. I feel like theyre poking more fun at how the media portrays autistic people than how autistic people really are
@probablyahuman1
@probablyahuman1 6 месяцев назад
as someone who is autistic, this is a better representation of autism than any show ive ever seen.
@joshuahill5271
@joshuahill5271 Месяц назад
As an autistic person, I approve of this NOT the good doctor. This is an honest portrayal.
@jermfanaccount
@jermfanaccount 3 года назад
"Make sure the cashier is dead." "I cannot see you, Brooke. I can only hear you." most relatable representation of an austistic person i've seen.
@XOChristianaNicole
@XOChristianaNicole 2 года назад
Man, if I am referring to something I wrote in a text/comment, I won’t type “I said..” - I’ll type, “I stated..” Because I didn’t, technically, verbally SAY anything. However, I did STATE a point. The second I hear that line, “I cannot see you, Brooke. I can only hear you” - all I could think was “Me.” Also, the excitement over wearing the same thing, everyday - also, me. I wear the same outfit, every damn day.” -‘or a variation of it. I have 6 of the same shirts, 5 of the same leggings, 7 of the same yoga pants, over a dozen layering tank tops and socks, 2 long-sleeve button up cover shirts, 3 of the same lounge dresses, 3 pairs of the same gloves, 3 pairs of the same aviator sunglasses - all black; as well as three variations of army green grunge-style rain jackets). I do enjoy spontaneity, though I, definitely like and require routine within such.
@DarthGTB
@DarthGTB 2 года назад
Sometimes I think that if I were a kid today, I would have been diagnosed with a light form of autism too. That second sentence is definitely something I would have said. I've always had trouble picturing things that aren't literal. It's much less of a problem today because now as an adult I can understand these. Just don't ask me to write any kind of fictional piece (I have language studies and text exercises are the worst)
@AbdulBido
@AbdulBido 2 года назад
I haven't been diagnosed with anything.. But this sure strikes a chord.
@absolutezero6190
@absolutezero6190 2 года назад
@@lrsb1678 language is all mushy and contextual and relative; sometimes certain words convey a feeling better than the technically correct one
@kyliemason2726
@kyliemason2726 Год назад
This is my son in a nutshell. Everything is so literal.
@AhuizotlXiuh
@AhuizotlXiuh 5 лет назад
Michael went from stacking crates to stacking bodies real quick.
@Nayhan123
@Nayhan123 4 года назад
Ahuizotl Xiuhcoatl you got likes thought I'd tell you
@lilwaterchris
@lilwaterchris 4 года назад
Ahuizotl Xiuhcoatl 😂😂😂
@lukeneo3671
@lukeneo3671 9 месяцев назад
😂😂😂😂
@thomasglas3613
@thomasglas3613 8 месяцев назад
Then he went back to stacking crates. Cause he got imprisoned.
@ThomasEstes-gz1ql
@ThomasEstes-gz1ql 25 дней назад
can we talk about how wholesome this felon is and how well he handles the reporter
@Derek.Mitchell
@Derek.Mitchell 6 месяцев назад
Cashiers everywhere refuse to serve Michael Faulk to this day
@driphearts8035
@driphearts8035 2 года назад
As an autistic man, this is both an accurate and satirical representation of what my life is like. His stims are accurate and his hyper fixations are as well. I don't know if he's neurotypical, but this is still a very accurate and oddly respectful way of poking fun at our tendencies.
@dontspikemydrink9382
@dontspikemydrink9382 2 года назад
eh no, he isn't, he is "autistic"
@TopOfAllWorlds
@TopOfAllWorlds 2 года назад
@@dontspikemydrink9382 You completely misread the comment because your reply makes no sense
@dontspikemydrink9382
@dontspikemydrink9382 2 года назад
@@TopOfAllWorlds maybe it's you
@dtrYeti
@dtrYeti 2 года назад
TopOfAllWorlds I think his drink was spiked
@asthecrowflies1201
@asthecrowflies1201 2 года назад
@@TopOfAllWorlds bro, you're bad at thinking...
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