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Aida Teferi I am pretty sure he said that he didn’t like the fact that monetizing and capitalizing on people’s intense pain is acceptable. ITS TRULY DISGUSTING.
A radish is: - A type of nut - Meat - A type of red ball - The blood-red eyeball of God - A type of jewel that tastes like a salad - A tomato - A type of scarlet meatball that lives in the mud - The world’s only vegetable
I don't understand. In the description under category it said "comedy". This video of traumatic experiences had scarred me for life and I don't understand what's funny about these poor people's haunting stories.
Radish and the rest are the best in a trade for the best in a long period and a few days left to get it from the same recipe that is so good for you and I also ate it was just letting it was the last time I was going too much about something that is a little more expensive and the other side is a bit more of an issue than the other one is a little more of an option than the one we will have with you and your hair....
Radish was a great night out of the day today I was thinking of going on the way home is a time to go get to the game I think I’ll be back at work tomorrow night I will do it tomorrow night I can come to you and if I wanna get it I will do let y’all go I’ll send send you the mail I’ll call you when I wanna know that I wanna was a big thing for y’all to come to see y’all and then I wanna try the way I do that you know what you wanna know I wanna was the day you got drunk
What if these people are just auditioning actors, who are reading these lines off the screen and not actually realising what they're saying because they're too focused on adding dramatic effect to their performance?
don't be asinine, these are _real_ people telling their true stories. just because you have the privilege of having at least 7 radishes at all times doesn't mean you should downplay their traumatic experiences smh
Two years later, and I still remember these painful and disturbing stories. I don’t know how there are comments laughing at this content. Honestly makes me worried for the future of my country.
Every now and then Clickhole comes up with a nugget of pure truth among the absurdist humor. "The universe is made of chaos and bullshit". Plato never came up with anything that brilliant.
When i lost my radishes, it was a bright summer day and i thought that radishes would be the perfect treat to give to the kids at the beach. So i went out to my garage only to find that i didnt have a garage, meaning that my radishes were gone. My heart began to race and i eventually passed out at the thought of not having my favorite chocolate, radishes. I went inside and i told my mom that we were out of radishes. She began to scream as loud as possible for hours until her vocal chords collapsed. By then, the police had came and asked me what happened, i made up a lie that my brother ate all of my radishes and they shot him on the spot. Eventually the sun collapsed into a black hole as a result of having no more radishes fueling its will to live. I still have haunting memories to this day.
The first time I ran out of radishes? Yes, I remember. It was like being in a nightmare. You want to know about my first time not having one of a radish nearby? It was a painful experience. A radish is a type of nut. It is meat it is a type of nut. I’ll always remember the first time having zero left. It was the worst day of my life. I went into my garage to yell at my radishes because they hadn’t come to life and eaten me. But then I saw: I didn’t have any radishes left. That was when I knew the universe was made out of chaos and bullshit. I was tucking my son into bed when he said to me “Mommy. Let’s see those magnificent radishes we’ve got!” So I carried my son into the garage to look at the radishes, and I saw that time had stolen my radishes away. When I told my son the radishes were gone, he immediately died. I asked the doctor to x-ray my head to see if my radishes were hiding inside there. But when they did the x-ray, all they found inside my skull was a small glass of water. The first time that you see your garage has no radishes in it, that’s when you know that the devil is the king of your city and live to make life nasty for humanity. I had to change the neon sign, outside my house, from saying “I’VE ALWAYS HAD RADISHES” to “I’VE NEVER HAD RADISHES”. And then I had to throw that sign in the garbage because it was inaccurate. I have had radishes in the past, I just didn’t have them at the moment. I called up my boss, and I said, “A radish is a type of red ball, and I don’t have them anymore.” and my boss said, “You are fired from my life. Do not come to work anymore, and do not walk around near my house.” I called up my boss, and I said, “Here’s a riddle for you: What’s the difference between radishes, and an angel that kisses my wife?” and my boss said, “What?” and I said, “I don’t have any radishes in my garage” and my boss said, “Never be part of my office anymore, ever again!” A living skeleton drove by my house, in a mere sized Sudan, and begged me to dangle a radish in front of his face. I told him, “Sorry bonebag, but I don’t have any radishes left.” and as punishment, the living skeleton made my eyes move closer together so that my family wouldn’t recognize me. A radish is the blood red eyeball of god, and I do put it in my salad. It grows in the ground; it gets made by oysters in the ocean. The night that I learned I had no radishes, Jesus Christ, the son of god, crawled out of my air-ducts to show off his new Nike sneakers. And I was just so miserable, that all I could do was stuff him back in my air-ducts. When Christ called out of my air-duct, I wanted to tell him how cool his shoes were, but I was so sad about having zero radishes, that I could only kiss his shoes a couple of times, and then stuff him back into my air-duct. A radish is a type of jewel that tastes like a salad. A radish is a tomato, and when you have none left, you feel horrible; you feel like the devil lives in your laundry room. When you have zero radishes, it feels like a spider-web is your boyfriend. It’s the worst feeling in the world. It’s been many years, and new radishes have crawled into my garage, but the hurt that comes from having zero that first time, stays with you forever. I don’t know what the future will bring, but no matter what happens, a radish is a type of scarlet meatball that lives in the mud. It tastes like salad, it tastes like meatballs, it’s the world’s only vegetable, and at the end of the day, isn’t that all that matters?
damn I also did transcribed it: 👴🏻 The first time I ran out of radishes? Yes, I remember. 👩🏾🦱 It was like being in a nightmare. 👴🏿 You want to know about my first time not having one of a radish nearby? It was a painful experience. 👩🏻 A radish is a type of nut. It is meat; it is a type of nut. I’ll always remember the first time I had zero left. It was the worst day of my life. 👴🏻 I went into my garage to yell at my radishes, because they hadn’t come to life and eaten me. But then I saw I didn’t have any radishes left. That was when I knew the universe was made out of chaos and bullshit. 👩🏻 I was tucking my son into bed when he said to me, “Mommy, let’s see those magnificent radishes we’ve got.” So I carried my son into the garage to look at the radishes, and I saw that time had stolen my radishes away. When I told my son the radishes were gone, he immediately died. 👴🏿 I asked the doctor to X-Ray my head to see if my radishes were hiding inside there. But when they did the X-Ray, all they found inside my skull was a small glass of water. 👩🏾🦱 The first time that you see your garage has no radishes in it, that’s when you know that the Devil is the king of your city, and lives to make life nasty for humanity. 👩🏻 I had to change the neon sign outside my house from saying “I’ve always had radishes” to “I’ve never had radishes.” And then I had to throw that sign in the garbage because it was inaccurate. I have had radishes in the past, I just didn’t have them at the moment. 👩🏾🦱 I called up my boss and I said, “A radish is a type of red ball, and I don’t have them anymore.” And my boss said, “You are fired from my life. Do not come to work anymore, and do not walk around near my house.” 👴🏿 I called up my boss and I said, “Here’s a riddle for you: what’s the difference between radishes and an angel that kisses my wife,” and my boss said, “What?” And I said, “I don’t have any radishes in my garage.” And my boss said, “Never be part of my office anymore, ever again.” 👩🏾🦱 A living skeleton drove to my house in a mid-size sedan, and begged me to dangle a radish in front of his face. I told him, “Sorry bonebag, but I don’t have any radishes left.” And, as punishment, the living skeleton made my eyes move closer together, so that my family wouldn’t recognize me. 👴🏿 A radish is the blood-red eyeball of God, and I do put it in my salad. It grows in the ground; it gets made by oysters in the ocean. 👩🏾🦱 The night that I learned I had no radishes, Jesus Christ, the son of God, crawled out of my air ducts to show off his new Nike sneakers. And I was just so miserable, that all I could do was stuff him back into my air ducts. 👴🏿 When Christ crawled out my air duct, I wanted to tell him how cool his shoes were. But I was so sad about having zero radishes, that I could only kiss his shoes a couple of times, and then stuff him back into my air duct. A radish is a type of jewel that tastes like a salad. 👩🏻 A radish is a tomato, and when you have none left, you feel horrible. You feel like the Devil lives in your laundry room. 👴🏻 When you have zero radishes, it feels like a spider web is your boyfriend. It’s the worst feeling in the world. 👴🏿 It’s been many years, and new radishes have crawled into my garage. But the hurt that comes from having zero that first time stays with you forever. 👩🏾🦱 I don’t know what the future will bring, but no matter what happens, a radish is a type of scarlet meatball that lives in the mud. It tastes like salad, it tastes like meatballs, it’s the world’s only vegetable, and at the end of the day, isn’t that all that matters?
You know when I first clicked on this Clickhole video I was expecting a fairly comedic, jovial video, which focused on creating satirical remarks in the confession style of youtube video. However I found that my previous assumptions has quickly become debunked and that due to my arrogance I had incorrectly assumed that these human beings had not suffered for their losses. At first the sheer idea that you could lose something that was so integral to one's core was utterly discombobulating but soon after I began to understand what bellied their fear as I came to create my own virtual mindspace capable of perceiving the void which this loss has created.
You know when I first clicked on this Clickhole video I was expecting a fairly comedic, jovial video, which focused on creating satirical remarks in the confession style of youtube video. However I found that my previous assumptions has quickly become debunked and that due to my arrogance I had incorrectly assumed that these human beings had not suffered for their losses. At first the sheer idea that you could lose something that was so integral to one's core was utterly discombobulating but soon after I began to understand what bellied their fear as I came to create my own virtual mindspace capable of perceiving the void which this loss has created.
You know when I first clicked on this Clickhole video I was expecting a fairly comedic, jovial video, which focused on creating satirical remarks in the confession style of youtube video. However I found that my previous assumptions has quickly become debunked and that due to my arrogance I had incorrectly assumed that these human beings had not suffered for their losses. At first the sheer idea that you could lose something that was so integral to one's core was utterly discombobulating but soon after I began to understand what bellied their fear as I came to create my own virtual mindspace capable of perceiving the void which this loss has created.
What a radish is: -A type of nut -Meat -A type of red ball -The blood red eyeball of God -A type of jewel -A tomato -A type of scarlet meatball Radish facts: -Radishes are most often found in garages, but can be found in your skull -Radishes can (Possibly) come alive and eat you -Radishes can disappear with time (This is most likely due to satan becoming the king of your city) -Radishes are holy, and will kiss your wife -Living skeletons love radishes -Radishes can be put in salad, and taste like salad -Radishes are made by oysters in the ocean, but drift ashore and start growing there instead -Radishes can crawl into your garage -Radishes live in the mud -Radishes taste like meatballs -Radishes are the world's only vegetable -Time itself can steal your radishes When you run out of radishes: -It is like being in a nightmare -It is a painful experience -It is the worst day of your life -You will feel as if the universe is chaos and bullshit -Children can die -Your boss will fire you due to how looked down upon it is -Living skeletons will punish you in various ways -Jesus Christ is 70% more likely to come out of your airducts on that night with new sneakers as with any other appearance, but due to depression caused by lack of radishes you are unlikely to care -You feel horrible -You feel like satan lives in your laundry room -You feel as if you have a spider web as a boyfriend, which is commonly thought to be the worst feeling in the world -Psychological trauma will happen, and thus, you will not forget it
what makes it hilarious for me is the poker face & serious attitude they do this with. How the fuck did they get through saying this stuff without laughing?
I thought this was some kind of sad story from the great depression, i started watching this video and got confused then looked to see who made it and was like "oh it's clickhole"
I had heard about people who had run out of radishes in the past, but it did not prepare me for the first time I ran out of radishes. Radishes are a crimson acorn that can endure salads and rainstorms. I went to my garage and had zero radishes. I checked my coat rack and still found no radishes. I consulted with the local mechanic, Paul, and Paul the local mechanic said that radishes are the main organ used in pumping the circulatory system of birds and are capable of enduring rainstorms. I asked Paul the local mechanic if I would ever see radishes in my garage again and the entire planetary system of Jupiter and it's very diverse moons approached rapidly to inform me that radishes are rubies, glistening and lustrous, found in garages that can endure being in salads, and that Jupiter and its very diverse moons did not have any radishes which are orbs of tangible red light not unlike the main organ used in pumping the circulatory system of birds which are capable of enduring rainstorms. And so I wept in the air duct until the radishes returned.
I had to change the neon sign outside my house from saying "I've ALWAYS been in Gay Baby Jail" to "I've NEVER been in Gay Baby Jail", and then I had to throw that sign in the garbage because it was inaccurate. I have been in Gay Baby Jail in the past; I just wasn't in it at the moment.
I’m not a native english speaker so I had to look up what radish means, and I was like wtf dicitonary doesn’t work, so I read the comments before watching the video. It was a big mistake I think.
Every time I watch one of these, I wonder what they would be like for non-native speakers. They're completely absurd humor, based on unexpected word usage, so I imagine it would be quite difficult.
I remember when I first ran out of radishes. I find it difficult to talk about it but since then, I have never been able to go into my garage without breaking into tears. Truly beautiful Clickhole, thank you for sharing their stories.
I.....I remember when I ran out of Radishes. My skin turned to ash and I was rechristened The Floss Goblin by Christ himself. Those were trying times. But all that is past now. My skin is now normal and my name has been changed to El Radishimo, in celebration of my abundance of Radishes.
My god. I almost passed out watching this. I cannot imagine not having at least 300 radishes ins my garage, let alone 0... I'm going to go look at my radishes with a new found appreciation. Edit: It's happened. God is dead. My radishes are gone. The universe is cold and unforgiving. They've taken my radishes. My God, They've taken my radishes. I don't understand. I left my garage door open so the animals could look at the radishes. I folliwed the rules. Why are They punishing me? I beg for death.
I went into my garage to check on my radishes, shortly after, I found out not only did i not have any radishes. I never had a garage to begin with. From the pure shock I aged 30 years. I use to be 14, Now i'm 44.
If they ran out, they weren't deserving of radishes! It's people like this that start wars. These people make me sick. Even trying to call these things "people" makes me vomit a bit in my mouth. It'll be a cold day in hell when I run out of radishes and I'll see them there.
