A Bottle of Scotch and Pair of Socks (What I Want for Christmas) 

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This song is easy to play once you're in Open A. You just do the Keith Richards clampdowns on strings 2 and 4 as you like it and move it into fifth and seventh position for the D and the E. Hook a harmonica around your neck and you're freaking Bob Dylan and Keith Richards at the same time. Wow.
A
A bottle of Scotch and a pair of socks
that’s all I want for Christmas
A D
Let me get baked as an old fruit cake
A
that’s what I want for Christmas
E D
Deck the halls with some rummy balls
A
that’s what I want for Christmas
A
That’s what I want for Christmas (x3)
A
A salty dog and a big egg nog
that’s what I want for Christmas
A D
let’s doesy doe under the mistletoe
A
that’s what I want for christmas
E D
Deck my halls with some rummy balls
A
that’s what I want for Christmas
A
A bottle of Scotch and a Pair of Sock ...
Let me get baked as an old fruit cake ...
let’s dosy doe under the mistletoe ...
before we deck my halls with Rummy Balls ...
E D A
that’s what I want for Christmas (x2)
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