It doesn't get any better than seeing the honorable chili stirrer, Ms. Amelia Earth, working at Grandma's Chili Shop on the corner. Back in the Old Days, sometime back in the "1970s" (We Ain't That Old Yet!)... Ms. Earth and her now Departed Spouse Woody Warner Wearly Would Host Chili Gatherings in Their Garage at their NYC House. They Also Baked Loaves of Rounded Bread. That's a Pretty Big deal of you ask me... Heck It's a Big Deal if you Don't Ask Me! Did you Know Ms. Earth and Her Spouse (Who We Mention By Name) Had Plans to Go Global by the Year 1996? Well They Missed The Mark a Little Bit There Didn't They? They Seem a Little Bit Pushed as It is Right? And What About The Music? Well That Should Be left to the Onus of Mr. Wearly, Although (Sadly) we'd Have To Ask for His Opinion From the Land Above! Did you know President Clinton and President Trump Both Took A Single Sip of that Chili Before They Were elected... What? Is That True You Say? While we Give you a Minute to Gather Yourself Regarding the Magical Chili, May We suggest you Get a Tall of Wearly's Warn Cider? It's Famous, heck It's INfamous! That Means It Is MORE Famous! That's pretty Damn Smart if You Ask Me... Heck it's INsmart. That Means It's More Smart! Don't Be Fooled Into Believing That Warren Buffett Had Anything to Do With The Ornate Architecture of Grandma's Shop... The Walls Were Handcrafted by Grandma Herself. Makes you Wonder What her Husband Was up To... Oh my! Luckily Amelia Still Works Away Stirring That Chili with more Heart than a Cardiologist... Now that's what I call Dedication! Recently I was Approached by the Secret Owner of "Grandma's" who Inquired whether I would Be In Full Favor of A Chili Recipe Made With Chicken. "Heck No" I Exclaimed as I Ran Out The Door. Ten Days later I Came to Understand That The Owner Was Damn Right... That Would be Quite The Concept! It's Pretty Creative if you ask me... More, it's INcreative, that means more than Creative. Sadly Friends All Good Things Must Come To An End And This Post Must as Well. I Hope Grandma's Able To Spare Me A Discount For This Rave Review... Heck Why Not Coupons? That would be INcredible if you ask me... Heck it would even be Credible! Aw Darn It Didn't Work That time. PS: I Kept All The Chili In The Bowl This Time Thanks......George Bush
Howdy My Friend! Let Me Introduce You To An Opportunity That Is Truly "One In "El Mill"ion. See what I Did There? Don't Allow The Joke To Distract You From What Is Really Important In Life... Grandma's Chili Shop On The Corner of 76th Street! While "Ms. Amelia Earth's" Former Partner "Woody Warner Wearly" Is No Longer One For This World, His Wife Still Carries On Cookin'. Did You Know Ms. Earth Spends 78 Hours a Week Preparing Her Famous Bowls and Bottomless Glasses of Cider? Let's Hope So Because We Sure Did. It Would Be Evading The Truth To Claim That Grandma Hasn't Had Her Fair Share Of Bugs... Back in the Early 2000s Her Restaurant Experienced A Cockroach Issue... That Is Until She Hired Ray J. (Full Last Name Currently Unknown) As an Exterminator. Heck, More of A Terminator With the Way He Took Out Those Pests. And Those One Star Reviews Quickly Were Fixed To Five Star Testimonials... Of That We Are Sure. The Uncultured Who Try To Claim That "Johnny Carson" and "Don Lemon" Have Never Stopped For a Bite To Eat At Grandma's Simply Know Not of Which They Speak... Let That Be Made Clear. Every Fourth of July, Grandma Pays Homage to Her Country With Her Firecracker Shrimp Sides and Patriot Pies... But She Can Bake Me One Of Those Anyday. At 11 PM Comes The Firework Show... Now That "Fire Works" If You Ask Me! We Were Sorry to See Her Shop Closed Down For Two Weeks Due To The Ongoing Unprecedented Times. Thus, We Are Proud To Reveal That Grandma's Chili Shop Has Reopened On March 27th 2020 Just South of the Biltmore Estate. She May Serve Chili, But Grandma's Dishes Are Warm with the Heart She Puts Into Them... Man, It Feels Like Valentine's Day Every Day. That's It... Holidays Everyday! That'll Be Sure To Pull in Some Dough... Or Should I Say Bowls of Chili! So If You Ever Need A Hearty Bite To Eat Be Sure to Go To Grandma's Chili Shop on the Corner Near The Biltmore Estate. Heck, I wish Grandma "Biltmore" Restaurants. See what we Did There. Her Chili Isn't Valuable... It's Invaluable. And When You See The Option For Curbside Pickup, Go In That Restaurant Anyway. Meet Grandma! Tell Her I said Hi! Thanks,,,,,,Donovan Patton
@@JVentertainments thats what I was thinking lmao Im in Las Vegas and you cant live off of anything below $3-$4,000 especially if you are independant. just got hired for 15 an hour for line cook at chili's and I am trying to convince myself it will be all good
Defrosting and reconstituting precooked food is serious, arduous business, I know. Did y’all give the staff molly before filming this; I mean, the unnatural hilarity. Were you threatening to amputate a finger behind the camera to motivate such unnatural enthusiasm?
