A Horror Game Where Bigfoot Is Trying To Marry or Eat You - HAIRY TREES MASSACRE 

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Imagine Bigfoot attacks her from behind, and she swings around in full panic... That momentum would surely make sure he stays extinct.

Clearly Lucy has returned to the forest because with her past trauma she needs to get something off her chest.

The clapping of my chest keep alerting the BigFoot

Okay the protag getting caught by Big Foot ,while trying to hide from it, because of her massive chest is freaking hilarious

9:01 you see she’s actually smart tho she ran with her arms up in hopes of using her bonhondagahoogs for momentum rather than holding them down. Genius

the fact that he's not acknowledging it is making me lose it😭

Why does she look like she’s shoplifting 2 basketballs in her shirt.

One of the listed "features" is "Advanced jiggle physics" and you know what they werent lying

Can definitely tell which video game creator made this just from the thumbnail

The fact that I can recognize the dev by the interesting character design. I can’t get over how they seem to get bigger every game

18:51 Pauline: A hole? What am I supposed to do with a hole? Manly: oh..you know... What did you mean by this manly? What did you mean by this manly? What did you mean by this manly? What did you mean by this manly? What did you m

Everyone's talking about this dev for the design of the female characters, Though I remember them more for the fact that you can beg to be turned into a lamp in House for Alesa.

Welcome to yet another episode of "I can't believe its not hentai!"

Considering how top heavy this character is, I would find the cliche of tripping during a chase scene more believable.

Poor girl HAS to have the worst back pain.

saw the thumbnail. never knew the name of this developer or any information about them previously. went "is that the guy who made that weird fetishy pinocchio game?" And it was.

Bigfoot: I will kill and eat anything that comes into my forest... *Sees Lucy* Bigfoot: On second thought... 🐵🧠

WE AINT MAKING IT OUT THE WOODS WITH THIS ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

One day I was walking in the woods and saw a hairy creature, it said "hi everyone this is mainlybadasshero" and then disappeared

guy with a truck: *just standing there* manly: impressive, almost as big as mine ... I'm sorry WHAT?

It's a horror game, because of the body horror you'll experience trying to figure out how this character's proportions function.

The "Jiggle physics engineering" in the end credits made me audibly snort.

15:37 Manly: Do we have health? Game: Here's your cup size! Manly: Hmm... Not sure.

Ending 1 felt like "live, laugh, toaster bath!"

"I'm openly telling the world I admire the beauty of curvy women" yeah sounds about right from that art Yes the artists said this

It’s funny we all knew who the artist was by simply the female character design alone.

I think it's kind of funny that everyone's talking about questionable character design in the comments, but almost no one is mentioning her lack of hands or that her legs cut off at the knees. I was hoping she was just walking through tall grass and then she went over the bridge.

“i get to CHOOSE???” 😭😭😭

I love how every comment is about the same thing, and you can tell, despite very few of them actually stating it.

Who knew big foot liked em curvy.

"I respect your oppinion and appreciate your politeness! This is like my 20th game, so people who play my games already know what they might get into (not all of my games have characters like Lucy though) and I always include a content warning that lists everything they will find in the game. My games are always (and will always be) free, so this isn't about money. I make games to get distracted from health issues or other real life problems, and I also want to entertain people and make them laugh/get scared (usually, both). I've been called a lot of things because of my games, so I'm used to it. Some of the things people say actually make me laugh in a good way. I do reckon most of the fanservice in my games isn't necessary, but somehow, it gives them some kind of distinct brand, and people who are used to my games like it or don't mind it (as well as the jiggly physics). I do know Manly, I love his videos, so I'm honored that he has played some of my games! And he's totally right: I always aim to give my games a 80's horror film schlock vibe with over the top situations all around, and that vibe definitely isn't everyone's cup of tea"

Good on the developer for doing what they love and making these games despite currently going through chemo for cancer. If they like big-breasted anime women and want to share them with the world then I am all for it.

Ah yes I love Lucy’s “personality”

The actual hell is that design

Bigfoot meets Bigchest.

I like how the whole Pauline/father subplot pretty much contributed nothing to the story as a whole. Lucy never found out the truth either way, and she either makes it out the forest alive or dies without being any the wiser to that knowledge. Just, why include it at all? 😂

That girl has back muscles made of steel. Front heavy? More like 50% of the mass is in the front. Edit: Yeah there's no way this girl can climb a ladder with these things... This game is one step bellow the thickness of things Zed Technician procures... let that sink in if you don't know Zed's works...

Choosing your death animation is wild 💀

28:42 Nah, those ain't thunder claps, you know what's clapping

no matter what we all think of the game! I have to be honest the sounds bigfoot makes are horrifying!

Knew immediately what dev it was from that thumbnail, just like how I can recognise zed tech. Starting to notice a large correlation between bizarrely curvy characters and recognition.

In case someone's confused why the "bitties are that tig": The dev is the same dev that made "A House for Alesa" and "Pinnochiogoria" (probably spelt that wrong, sorry). When "A House for Alesa" was first released, people complained about the jiggle physics and the (censored) shower scenes. Apparently, that's one of the factors for the dev to keep pushing forward with the sexual innuendos/jokes, especially "jiggle physics", to the point it gets more absurd with each game. (End of mostly unbiased explanation) My own personal take is... I watch the gameplays of this dev's games just for shits and giggles because they're absurd. However... you know that feeling when something unfunny becomes a meme? That's how I feel, the "joke" is actually getting worse instead of better, but hey, to each their own.

This developer putting his kinks/fetishes on display so unapologetically while trying to brand it as horror is *kind of* respectable

I recognize immediately the dev's... art style. It's a good thing I guess, everyone wants to be unique...

I hate that from having watched this dev’s other games I’ve started to not mind the design and have fun with the games. This one was the best so far, consistency and plot-wise. Something about the tackiness feels good.

i cant unhear the sound of squidward walking when she walks

The artist knew exactly what he was doing 💀

Remember when we first saw ZedTechnician's designs, but then they grew on us? *Yeah, that's not happening here LOL.*

I love camping, but I hate having to hammer pegs into background trees so my tent can lean forward at the correct 70-degree angle.

She gonna put Bigfoot's eyes out with those things.

They are bloody bigger than her head.

My back hurts just looking at her

Im going to say it, the two big elephants in the room. where all thinking it, like those books with the Hen wearing a Tie on the covers. She has noodle arms. boom checkmate.

« Being here sends shivers down my spine » Girl do you even have a spine at this point ?

1:36 she built like a pixar mom 💀

Her body can defy the laws of physics

Must be hard to make a game with one hand.

1:26 I am severely sick in the abdomen. Every move fills me with pain. But those melons made me laugh so hard despite the pain.

This artist was definitely feeling some type of way

Him and the dude into thick furry women have very distinct artstyles. 😂

Lol the storyline is all over the place. The bit about her adoptive father being a psychopath doesnt serve any purpose.

Props to the dev for making this game with only one hand

The artist was being a little silly during this 💀

I can tell by looking at the comments for like 3 seconds that we're all thinking the same thing.

Manly either has balls of stell or no shame, and i bet it's the former 💀

Even though Bigfoot sleeps for 10 years, pretty interesting that he doesnt do that in Ending 2. Perhaps, their intercourse hits different

The thumbnail had me laughing so much I had to get an inhaler

So basically we now recognize this creator to be the Neil Breen of Indie game creation?

"This is the best way to overcome my fears and trauma." You *named* them? Let me guess, the left one is "fears", right?

Two airbags,for protection of course!

The design was so fuckin wack that I actually almost choked on my oreos when I saw it in my sub feed

Are you sure BigFoot is the only “BIG” thing we’re looking for?

"You can choose your death??" **choose swallowed** favorite quote

I'm obsessed with that walking animation with the arms flailing around like nubs

22:32 everyone talking about the watermelons, but she also owns an entire cake factory Very...interesting model there

The sound and music design were pretty atmospheric. And those multiple choices and endings are pretty cool.

The weird bigfoot "moans???" sounds like heavily modified goat, cow, or sheep noises lol Interesting game though.

I can't feel any fear. It's drowned out by a weird mix of wonder and disgust at the protagonist's proportions.

This isn’t the most questionable game you’ve played..

the real horror of this game is that at any moment her spine is about to break from the weight of her yiddies

I was about to type, something about the plot, like "so this all started by horrible therapist..." Then I got distracted by absolute silliness that she had to hold her plot in place whenever she runs

As soon as I saw the sprite I died laughing, PLEASE never cook again 😭😭😭

.... Man, I really like the intro, it's really well done climatic piece. Got me hooked in, interested into the story... then the sprite just killed it on the spot. .... I don't mind the booba, that might be actually appropiate for B-horror themed game; but the *legs...* So short, and weird looking animation to finish it off. Truly mixed emotions here. Game shouldn't have stop you in tracks, questioning the sprite like that; instead of spending my time writing comment I could spend this time, well, watching the game playthrough.

Your telling me she’s only 85lbs what are you on game

Anyone else kinda bothered by the perspective of the tents? Some of the stakes are in the air 😭

"Jiggle Physics Engineering" brother 🤣 i respect the hustle

I'm surprised Big Foot was able to get over those mountains. Gawd dayum.

The screen fades to black when you decide to drive home for the first bad end because the artist couldn't figure out how to draw the mc driving a car

My friends this is not big foot... Its something more... Its half man, half bear, half pig!!! MANBEARPIG LIVES!!!

big chest defeats big foot

Distraction mechanic

HOLY SHI- LOOK AT THAT ENORMOUS..... Bigfoot

Those plastic sugeons were definitely payed well.

Anyway I'm glad Lucy's dad's plan didn't come to fruition.

100% thought Manly went off the deep end and posted some H-game, jfc Edit: After seeing ending 2, I wasn't too far off

The jiggle physics are insane

I swear the devs... Uh... Choice of appeal. Is getting bigger and bigger every game Cant wait for the next game to have even bigger hongabalongaz

The design is... *Very* human.

Im pretty sure she cant walk through any door