Gaming, but I'm Secretly an AI 

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Diplomacy is a lot harder when one guy is an AI, another is blind drunk, and another one is Teddy

It feels so weird watching a video of diplomacy and not having someone almost dying in a hurricane just to play diplomacy

I love how rapidly Lynx disintegrated. He went from generally coherent to absolutely hammered and insane within the span of a single turn.

The hardest negotiation is actually getting ChatGPT to stop fuckin around and make a decision

Beset by rats on all sides…..

"This is my Magnum Opus.. that is, until my Campaign for North Africa video is done" Your WHAT???

At this point I'm convinced that the greatest con/gaslight that Vale will ever pull will be; never actually playing CNA or making a video on it, just convincing his friends that they played it and us that we watched the video.

Not gonna lie, Lynx was pretty adorable when talking to Maivi about not allowing a big mate to have cancer

10:12 In my defense i think iam dyslexic.

"We have replaced Valefisk's voice with a deepfake Ai voice over at some point in the video - lets see when the comments notice"

"okay" (sullen pause) "fuck do you mean OK?" jesus christ, my sides. I support using the ominous term "THE WHEEL" for your shenanigans.

1:30:30 "*THAT'S* WHY YOU BETRAYED ME IN BELGIUM!? I'M FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMING" holy shit I'm dying from that reaction

Artificial Intelligence is the only kind of intelligence ever taking part in any Valefisk video.

Vale failed the "try not to spend 80 hours editing" challenge again 😢

hearing the (unfortunately never carried out) plans to move a british army around russia and turkey into north africa almost made me spit water over my laptop from laughing

I just love Lynx being so drunk at 1:41:38 that he ended up sitting in an empty VC watching and quoting _The Adventures of Sharkboy and Lavagirl in 3-D_

Drunk Lynx and Vale’s ChatGPT overlord has perhaps been the greatest alliance we have ever seen

the double dementia fuck up turn that was spring 1904 had me in tears

Love how he forgot to ask ChatGPT for orders halfway through, just because he was doing so much crazy stuff.

lynx is the perfect example of "dont let the most confident speaker control the narrative" maivi is the example of the complete opposite, "don't let the silent player stay out of the narrative"

The fact this is more chaotic than the time when someone literally had to fight a hurricane to play scares me

Rats: YOU AGREED THIS WOULD BE CNA! Valefisk: I lied.

I hate that there is barely good Diplomacy content on RU-vid. Like... I need this. I never played it, I don't own it, but I'm kinda obsessed with it. All the content is usually just ABOUT diplomacy as a topic, like "Wow, did you know this game" or strategy guides or dry commentary like you have on famous chess games. Barely no one just makes "I played Diplomacy with my friends" content and I would love to devour all of it.

57:02 I like how Vale thinks Teddy is saying opts (options) here, not opps (opponents).

Petition for "THAT'S WHY YOU BETRAYED ME IN BELIGIUM?!" merch please.

That tease of a War for North Africa video after I literally just got done watching a “worst board games of all time” tournament series where that game got into the semi-finals has me… *slightly concerned*

The reveal of ChatGTP to Lynx was one of the best moments on this whole channel. Bro was IRATE

Lynx groveling and saying he's "cooked" for 10 turns straight is pure art.

Diplomacy be like: "Who's Winning?!" "WE DON'T KNOW!"

I don't think 'chatGPT did alright in this game' says much about it given some of the wonderful displays your other players showed. It forgets everything between each turn, and they do too.

The entire game, Lynx sounded like an evil mastermind trying to keep his ambitious lieutenants in check, slowly loosing control

Lynx the drunk mad german has probably become my favourite "Valefisk cinematic universe" character after the undying Sultan Teddy besting a hurrican to play Diplomacy and constipated libertarian Druid Lynx trying to shit himself

“I don’t understand what’s going on in the south of Europe” “It’s fucking hell” Sounds about right

Next episode: How long until drunk Maivie notices she is in a call with 100% deepfake AI Or replace players with AI as the session continues

Lynx could be a voice actor if he could learn to channel the fucking energy of "THATS WHY YOU BETRAYED ME IN BELGIUM????" the sheer amount of anger and confusion that he put forth in this was absolutely astounding. I sat in my chair for a moment and just repeated the statement a couple times cuz it was so well said.

I think the most interesting aspect of this video is that, while trying to sow the seeds of chaos by introducing ChatGPT into the equation, Vale wasn't actually told to do anything too crazy by it. Everyone else was just fucking crazy during this game.

CNA, gotta be next week then!

Oh my god. The AI is even taking over the role of being a dirty backstabbing rat.

If a video starts off with "Thats why you betrayed me in Belgium??" you know its gunna be good

it was really interesting to watch a game where the winner was not actually involved with our pov much at all. maivi was on the other side of the map from vale, so they didn't really interact, making maivi feel kind of more like a force of nature than a player.

I stand by the fact that Pedejo did the classic Pede-throw

The Veiled Monarch of Britain gives commands to his trusted vassal, and seeks to create a new empire

I think the most shocking part of this is an actually confirmation of the Campaign for North Africa video. Like, that was a *screenshot*. I thought we were being led on.

Lynx getting okay'd by Dyno was so funny. Lynx was scurrying around, everyone knew it and he's getting back-stabbed so much because he's in such a bad position and trying to do so in turn was so funny. And then everyone in that call not caring was hilarious even before he submitted to Vale.

Vale is AI Lynx is drunk Then there is teddy which is a different story

I was not expecting the final boss of this video to be drunk Lynx, but somehow this tracks.

5:53 sir, those are not scissors, those are trauma shears and a good pair of em will cut a penny in half. PLEASE keep them away from your loins

Turkey and Austria Hungary saying "we are solving the Balkan border" before all out attacking each other in the Balkans the next turn is peak Balkan energy

"Secretly" Yeah, okay, pal. This video made me really want to try out Diplomacy, and also to have friends.

I just realized that Vale's "friends" are probably his "friends" most likely because of Stockholm Syndrome

59:29 This clip basically summarizes every Valefisk video. Vale sells Lynx out to Chamber and then dips only for Teddy to immediately join and start trying to sell Bulgaria to Dyno in the next chat over.

Mavi just quietly and smoothly grew in power, becoming a dominating force that could not be stopped. I really wonder what her side of the story looked like, and if she pulled great strings or just let everyone get so wrapped up in their games that the pennies off the dollar were overlooked in a cascade of falling dominos in the thunderdome.

HOLY MOLY Those little animations and captions are exactly why I love watching your insane videos, no matter how long they are. if not for them it would be impossible to follow along ❤❤

It's not a normal game. It's Paranoia Diplomacy. E: Lynx's level of pissed was rather entertaining.

Diplomacy is a game where you must cooperate to win. Diplomacy is a game where you must backstab to win. Diplomacy breaks the same number of friendships each year as Uno.

10:45 Funny that “Mentat” should be mentioned when someone is actively using AI against everyone.

"I'll just get back to the loser call... How you doing Dyno?"

Everybody Out Here Suffering From Brain Fog Whilst Playing This Game

In an alternate world, this is how WWI starts if the diplomatic staff were all drunk and the telegram operator forgot to send the right orders to an entire army or fleet.

The comedic timing of the group talking about the person only for them to come in immediately after is so funny every time

"For demonstration purposes, I have crafted a small hobbit foot. Complete with real human hair." ..Vale, you have too much time on your hands and too much dedication to small, meaningless things. Keep at it bud!

45:28 "the Pissmas truce"

I love it when I watch one of vale’s videos, and then I get recommended every single one of vale’s videos that I have already watched.

lynx getting progressively more insane as the game goes on is so funny

Oh dude I was just rewatching bobbybroccoli's video on the SSC and totally forgot about Bush puking onto the Prime Minister's lap. "Bushuru: Do the Bush thing."

2 hours of Diplomacy that is more insane than when someone nearly died in a hurricane.

the constant threat of the "campaign for north africa" video haunts me

"I will not be abiding a big mate having cancer" is my favourite sentence to come out off this channel. The shit posting language persisting even through such a genuine statement lol

The amount of chaos in this episode of Valefisk's dungeon, instantly made this one of my favorite of his videos

OMG the Historia Civilis influence and shout-out is wonderful, seeing two of my favourite content creators “collide” like that felt awesome!

1:26:45 I can just imagine Teddy running from Lynx yelling "Hes inebriated!" While Lynx runs after him

I'm guessing that this magnum opus will be you and your friend trying to complete a single turn of Campaign in North Africa

I've genuinely seen your previous Diplomacy like 10 times, It's so chaotic I always find something I missed last time. Looking forward to watching this 20 times over the next couple of months and getting the same experience.

2 hours? We're eating good today

Lynx ain't even cooked; mans is pickled

What if you played Diplomacy, but it's Accurate Diplomacy. You have three players on each nation. The Diplomat, the Minister, & the Commander. The Diplomat is the only one able to talk to other Diplomats. The Minister has final say on decisions & talks with only the Diplomat & the Commander, the Commander is only able to talk with the Minister & writes the orders.

I’m sick in bed. There is a thunderstorm outside and Valefisk uploaded a new video. How can this day become any better?

Lynx was just playing a different game, drink every time Teddy says the word "cooked"

1. Im glad the north africa campaign video is still coming along. 2. Thankyou for all the editing to make this an actual watchable experience

Everybody: Talking about the game. Lynx burst into the room: "I WAS QUOTING SHARK BOY AND LAVA GIRL!"

At first I thought that nothing could top the storm, but watching Lynx trying fiercely to overcome all adversities facing him, keeping his wits despite the increasing pressure, the alcohol and the rats, only to then completely and utterly break down and crumble after his only somewhat trusted comrade took Belgium was one of the best things I've seen in a while, if I were even more pretentious I'd dare to say truly Kino. Something I'll definitely return to, great game to all of you

Nice to see Historia Civilis getting more of the recognition he widely deserves. Although 99% sure that most of your audience will have been watching him previously.

This hits hits different after hanging out with candy and the guys. They're honestly top and the coolest people I've ever met.

Fun fact. The Isengard theme is just a Concerning Hobbits that has been Inverted. In Volume, Tone, and the main motifs are just the same notes in reverse of one another.

41:41 HE FUCKING SAID IT

It's just not the same without Teddy and his Parsha

I have a board game that will torture people. It’s called zzzinity. It’s an obscure Australian board game that I realised after one play session has so much potential to be an absolute nightmare. It’s about being a corporate entity buying other companies while doing backhand deals with other players. I actually now have the first images of gameplay in over 13 years.

Lynx's reaction to the big reveal had my choking on oxygen because i was trying to blow my nose when it happened, and couldn't stop laughing.

Man I love this CNA video, it's so good. Very much Campaign for North Africa and definitely not a Diplomacy tabletop video, woweee yay thanks !! :D

It’s like Vale’s ai overlord lobotomized lynx once it gained control of Germany.

Torture Game Idea: Bigger Diplomacy. Adding the other continents as well. People playing as a USA and Brazil playing over north and south America (probably one more player near by the north and south), Japan , India, Chad (the country for Africa maybe) and maybe Australia to be added in the game. More units points(for the start maybe to everyone), new units (plane and subs(subs being reviled after 2 turns or smt) tanks could be added as well maybe). Maybe and longer fighting time as well like from 1901 to 1945 or smt. To sum it up big map with all continents :)

Not even 15 minutes in and this already feels like a delightful ordeal, and a mental assault, at the same time.

I'm so fucking down to more Diplomacy from you all, that shit is fucking amazing!

Thanks for sending me on a rabbit hole, I sure didn't think Id watch a video of a man transforming into a dinosaur today, but here we are

Lynx at the end really feels like isp at the end of the minecraft video

I invented the most convoluted boardgame after your last diplomacy game where I mixed the map style and combat of diplomacy with the resource based development of Catan, to create a game that even with three players would take hours. I didn't even mean to but probably created a torture board game

Lynx single-handedly slowly easing my deep rooted trauma of drunk people God bless you for your service

Didn't think (or want) to watch the whole thing when im up for work at 7.30am, but it's 2am now, and, well... *middle finger*

Given how Vale's videos usually work, I feel like at some point we need Torture Diplomacy where there's like 30 players on a global map